Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
I'm a little scared to visit TX. All I've seen is the panhandle on my way through. Stopped to see what I thought was a stripper joint, ended up being a damn sex-shop and my suburban broke down in the parking lot. That was the last time I was in TX, kinda scarred me.
I can imagine having to go inside and ask the big girl with purple hair and the fishin tackle in her face if she could jump you off.

LOL