I'm standing in it, making impact driver noises, grinder noises, sander, spray gun....
Hey Dave, you still keeping that Trunk Monkey around? I'm sure he would make a great night watchman (er, monkey...) but if you can teach him to run a spray gun you might really be onto something....
True story, someone has an elephant that uses oil paints to make impressionistic paintings... they sell well at respectable prices....