...I feel badly you couldn't come up with my appearance fee.
Thank you for the kind words, Bob.
If you would not have demanded your fee be paid in 20 year old Scotch, Cuban cigars, and having your personal sheep keep you warm at night, we could have had a deal. All I could find was 18 year old Scotch and the deal fell through.
Really, I am sorry that you won't make it this year. I am looking forward to the day we finally get to shake hands and swap lies in person.
Come see us sometime. Mi casa es tu casa.
Ed
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