I gave my mom a S&W M64 3" round butt .38 loaded with Buffalo Bore 150 gr. hardcast wadcutters at 850 fps. It's a home defense gun, it's simple, she likes it. Beats heck out of a can of pepper spray.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.