Closest distance between 2 point on a line is fold points together.
Heard that one, it went:
"Great! How you gonna do that?"
"Uh, first you make a self sustaining singularity that won't eat us..."
only in a plane.
singularities can be made in a microwave. not stable, very small ones visit every day.
one possible explanation involving dark matter.
faster than speed of light could occur at the quantum levels.