1) ABILITY TO PULL 80 ALL DAY LONG ON THE INTERSTATE.
2) ROOM FOR A PASSENGER.
3) THREE CYLINDERS OR LESS.
4) SERIOUS CORNERINGING CLEARANCE.
5) PICK-UPPABLE BY ONE PERSON AFTER TIP-OVER.
6) REBUILDABLE IN A PARKING LOT.
7) A FOREVER MOTORCYCLE.
POS....by my reckoning it does not meet perimeters 3,4,5, and 6. Try again.
You basically just said "Beetlejuice" three times.
Thanks.