You aren’t riding a damn bike.
that's always a possibility with Flave. He could be spinning a yarn to knock one of the Renegade/Slummy posts off the top page.
so far all we got is a picture of a bike in a driveway, that could have been lifted off Craigslist.
He's proven himself pretty flexible with the calendar and the April 1 thing lately.
Throw in a motorcycle to bring Birdy into it. You might be on to something.