Originally Posted by deflave
I assumed he was driving to Illinois.


Right?

The one thing I do buy in the people's republic of Illinausea. Pizza. Bring it home and freeze it, thaw it and 10mins in the oven at 400 and g2g. Joe's, Cimino's, Cannova's or Maria's in Freeport. Got a Rosati's there that does a decent thin crust, but you can't beat Maria's or Joe's.

Originally Posted by Bristoe
It's about like this:

"Do you puff peters?"

"Hell no!"

"NAZI!!!"