Originally Posted by duck911
Originally Posted by slumlord
I used to blanket subdivisions like a mini normandy invasion

If I knocked on your door, I was going to sell you a termite job, a flea treatment, a new roof, some replacement windows, some foundation or attic ventilation, a vapor barrier in your crawlspace, a monthly pest control contract, a deck, a privacy fence, tree work.

Them ones that have them No Soliciting signs, those schmucks are pushovers. They can’t say no. Hahaha

If you were rude, I sent my wife’s Uncle Harold out, he sold Kirby vacuums. Holy fugk, he’d rip you a new one. lol


I like what you have posted in this thread but I have a No Soliciting sign in my door and if you keep talking past the door slamming in your face, knock again, or try to push your way in a .44 mag would be in your snout, pronto.

I’d try to catch most of em out in the yard,

All in all, might only see one of those signs in a subdivision of 500 houses.

Was a common gag among the Orkin guys, to try those houses. More of a dare. lol