I like what you have posted in this thread but I have a No Soliciting sign in my door and if you keep talking past the door slamming in your face, knock again, or try to push your way in a .44 mag would be in your snout, pronto.
I’d try to catch most of em out in the yard,
All in all, might only see one of those signs in a subdivision of 500 houses.
Good info from an expert, I appreciate it! I'm sure you take your no trespassing sign seriously on your place. Same, me and my No Soliciting sign. I'll paint it on a tire and toss it on my street lamp in front of my place where it will get better viz from the Kirby guys.