I wanted to be a Formula race car driver. But continuously bumping into stuff convinced me maybe it wouldn't be a smart career move. (Did do a few Solo I events at Watkins Glen and a bunch of hill climbs, but no wheel-to-wheel stuff.) I also wanted to be a machinist, but by then I was supervising a department full of them and making more money than them so I gave up that idea. What an idiot.

Most regrettable career move was not becoming the gigolo all the women wanted me to be. I cry myself to sleep every night regretting that.😂


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"Always certain, often right." Keith McCafferty