In an earlier life were you a Jehova's Witness perhaps?
One who's leg was peed on by that guy's dog?
I had a couple watch my lab once.
He pissed all over the husband's leg.
They called me and asked if that was "normal."
I said "No. That's not normal."
LMFAO
Long winded (Valsdad) way of saying that a dog's instinct is not to be ignored.