I had the chance to hop behind the wheel of a practice car at the 24 Hours of Rolex at Daytona, I guess 8 or 9 years ago.

I was there on business, and a friend of a friend hooked me up.

I told the crew I was terrified to wreck the car. They said I had no idea the car's capabilities and I would chit my pants before I ever broke the rear loose. It is Daytona, but more of a road course, for the uninitiated.

They were right. 2 laps, I came in full of adrenaline, and out of breath.

They showed me the logged data of my 2 laps vs the other 2 drivers.................

LOL!!!!!

Eye opening experience!

The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.