Put a fifth and a half(buddy had three and we went drink for drink until they were gone) of bourbon down once at a party, and drove home with a cop tailing me for half of it. One of the few times I drove after drinking, and the last. I could have two drinks, have a nice buzz, and keep drinking until it was gone and not seem to get any more drunk. Expensive, and pointless. Have had the same fifth of bourbon now for probably 12 years, its half full. Usually use it to augment pain meds when I throw my back out. They don’t do much for me without a bit of alcohol to kick them in the arse.

Grandpa died last week, he always, for as long as I can remember, had a short glass of bourbon with some grapefruit soda every night. Thinking I might take that up, minus the grapefruit soda. Somebody gotta do it, and it usually helps me sleep better.