A glass of wine occasionally before bedtime will put me to sleep if I am restless.

There's a decent jug of Gallo in the fridge right now which I opened about four months ago, one glass shy of being completely full.

Absolutely can not stand the bitterness of beer. Distilled spirits have to be diluted to the consistency of kool aid. Might enjoy a fuzzy naval, or a sloe fizz, possibly a weak screwdriver......yes puzzy drinks. A $100 bottle of scotch is wasted on me, it just tastes like isopropyl.


People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.