Fat slob with suspenders looking over his glasses behind the table piled with chitty cheap weapons........


Fat Slob - whacha got?

Me - Kimber Montana 7mm WSM

Fat Slob - nice, can I see it?

Me - sure, handing over rifle

Fat Slob - you looking to sell?

Me - maybe

Fat Slob - how much?

Me - oh, I think 750 is fair, it's almost new

Fat Slob - handing rifle back, naw, I got five of 'em and 750 is way too much


Me walking away thinking....okay fk'tard, if you have five of them in the truck and you can spot a Montana from a 50' away why the fk' are you asking to see it?


i was a gunshow whore while living in Houston for decades and hitting all of them every year, no longer interested.


Dave