When I was 13 mama put me on a Greyhound bus to NC with a Remington speedmaster 552 and a Savage 20/22 o/u broke down in my suitcase.

Learned a few valuable lessons on that tripe.

1. Never ride a greyhound bus. Ever. Took 13 hours to go from Nashville to Asheville
2. Gypsies are real and walking pieces of shît
3. First experience with homeless scum in Knoxville bus station, 3 hour lay over.