UrTheHole,
Perhaps it's PERFECT timing,for you to quantify how many times a day you think about me and the typical durations of same...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Pardon wares that exist,as you DREAM aloud. Hint.
Pardon both rifles,slapping a 25-06 silly. Google as you MUST. Hint.
Texan....ain'tcha'?!? HINT.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!................