Originally Posted by Geno67
Originally Posted by slumlord
Megyn Kelly has a small eye.

Us newshawks notice stuff like that

I'd put something in her eye.

I have a doctor's appointment and will be out this afternoon. Hold down the fort.

Dude

I got to change out a terlot. Upgrades.

Slumlord has to do some slumlord work. Pays the bills for this one-man news outlet.