Originally Posted by passport
Which bullet is good for a Bigfoot? Im thinkin a TTSX...


Guy I know has taken 3 of them. He says standard bullets won't work, this includes Partitons, TSX's etc.

He casts his own and he claims that is the only thing that'll work. Not just any old cast bullet either.


His recipe (by atomic weight):
Kryptonite - 50%
UFOnium - 25%
Internetium - 25%

Not any old lube will work also. But the old dead guys were on the right track with Sperm Whale oil.

Lube recipe: (by height)
Hoaxified Sea Foam (only found in the Bermuda Triangle) - 50%
Martian Sperm (Green) - 40%
Pixie Dust (from the Tilt-O-Whirl) - 10%


Hope that helps


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