Originally Posted by mtnfisher
Originally Posted by passport
Which bullet is good for a Bigfoot? Im thinkin a TTSX...


Guy I know has taken 3 of them. He says standard bullets won't work, this includes Partitons, TSX's etc.

He casts his own and he claims that is the only thing that'll work. Not just any old cast bullet either.


His recipe (by atomic weight):
Kryptonite - 50%
UFOnium - 25%
Internetium - 25%

Not any old lube will work also. But the old dead guys were on the right track with Sperm Whale oil.

Lube recipe: (by height)
Hoaxified Sea Foam (only found in the Bermuda Triangle) - 50%
Martian Sperm (Green) - 40%
Pixie Dust (from the Tilt-O-Whirl) - 10%


Hope that helps




I tried his recipe. It kept fowling the bore of my rifle, until I had it borecoated in pure powdered dilithium crystals. Scotty helped me get it past homeland security!!


Nothing is fool proof for a sufficiently talented fool !!

"Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until your sights are on the target".