Originally Posted by mtnfisher
Originally Posted by passport
Which bullet is good for a Bigfoot? Im thinkin a TTSX...


Guy I know has taken 3 of them. He says standard bullets won't work, this includes Partitons, TSX's etc.

He casts his own and he claims that is the only thing that'll work. Not just any old cast bullet either.


His recipe (by atomic weight):
Kryptonite - 50%
UFOnium - 25%
Internetium - 25%

Not any old lube will work also. But the old dead guys were on the right track with Sperm Whale oil.

Lube recipe: (by height)
Hoaxified Sea Foam (only found in the Bermuda Triangle) - 50%
Martian Sperm (Green) - 40%
Pixie Dust (from the Tilt-O-Whirl) - 10%


Hope that helps


I think I met your friend once, only he told me that he adds several big glasses of bourbon to the mix. Not in the mix itself, but into him. Apparently, it steadies his aim.