Take a close look at what Bigfoot has in his hand and then tell me there ain't no such thang. ![[Linked Image]](http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg172/icrums/scan0001.jpg) It is a little known scientific fact that his addiction to SPAM killed Bigfoot; he has been extinct for the past 4 years.  Ha! If it's so bad, then how come these guys are packin' it up Everest? ![[Linked Image]](http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg172/icrums/scan0002-1.jpg)
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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