my scariest; 15' plus tiger shark at about 100 yards off shore - a few of these encounters, hogs in very thick brush - like the kind you can't stand up in, and the closet i've got to being eaten was as a kid taking my girlfriend parking one dark night by a romantic pond, getting out to pee beside the tall grass, and hearing a gator come crashing thru the grass after me with my wang in my hand.
