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For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home or business and hiring them to work on cars, do filing or other office work etc. in hopes of introducing them to the Lord and helping them get a new start with a new life. Most folks, as one would guess, continued in old ways after getting cleaned up and sobered up a bit, but at least they had a chance, and some were able to make the transition into sober and productive lives.

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.

He has always known that doing this, having what used to be called derelicts in his home carried with it inherent danger, but believed that the danger was worth the possability of introducing folks to Christ Jesus and to a more responsible and prosperous way of life through hard work and new life guidlines. He had much, much patience with these mostly men and often gave them chance after chance in hopes of seeing a life reclaimed, restored and re built.

But, the worst case scenario has just happened in our life.

One of his ranch home tennant/workers, a violent man when drunk, came home to the house he shared with my father and an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed or possibly my fathers refusla to this time advance him pay so that he could go back to bar hopping. We do not know. What we do know is that my father, who was a pacifist and never before in his life made a fist, died with scarred up knuckles, bleeding in his stomach from a blow, and his head busted open, skull crack badly and bleeding in his brain throughout after having his head smacked into the stone work kitchen countertop where my dad made so many meals for the men he was trying to help.

I was called when dad was found by another tenenat and taken by ambulance to the local hospital. Dad never regained conciousness or spoke but I and my siblings spoke to him, prayed with him and sang to him in hopes that he was hearing us.

I was with my dad at 12:09 when, after being off of the ventilator for just a few moments as he had instructed to be done in his health care directive he was birthed into eternity and into the arms of his waiting savior.

Some of you here have met my father on hunting trips or other events, I thought that you and my freinds here would want to know.

I am very broken hearted here, obviously, but am relieved to know that my dad is now without pain and is joyous, seeing the BIG picture and knowing that I and others he left behind will be there with him in not very long from his new perspective of seeing things on an eternal scale.

I must now try to focus on this eternal scale and our time here is SO short in comparison.

My father sang Southern Gospel music full time in the 50's and 60's, and it was from him that I learned to love this music and learned to sing. Dad and his groups recorded many albulms and traveled extensively througout the USA singing the good news of forgiveness of sins and a NEW LIFE through the marvelous love of God and grace through the cleansing blood of Jesus. Dad started the Western States Quartet convention in the early 60's and put me up on stage at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964 (I was 4!) to sing all four verses of "Jesus loves me". I am told by old family freinds that I nailed it.... smile

Dad also taught me the insurance business through which I took care of a family of five as the only income producer for the entirety of my children's growing up years. To do this on 100% commission sales is quite a testament to many things he taught me. Mostly to be confident, resilient, strong and 'make good things happen' i.e. be the force and world changer. Dad was also a city councilman in our home town of Roseville California (I am here now as I type) and past president of two different Rotary Clubs and the local Toastmasters.

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.

We all grieve with you, sir.
My dad and his brothers plus other singers on vrious albulms they made through the years. Plus more of his story if any of you care to know of it. I am so proud of my heritage here.

http://www.claibornebrothers.com/
Sorry of hearing about a good man going like this.
Here ya go, dad. RIDE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGorfWYihwc



That is me on the far right here..
sorry for your loss, terrible news
Sad stuff ......
And our great hope:


Ineed, what a SAVIOUR. And yes, he can save, even me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX8uahgvv4M
sory to hear that prayers sent for the family and all those that will miss him .
and prayers for the one who killed him as this may be the turning point in his life, as we know Christ loves us all and died for all our sins.

norm
These days every good man counts. Sorry to hear this, and for no good reason. Prayers for the family during this time.
I'm so incredibly saddened to hear this. I will try to honor your father by holding him up as an example of a good man. Godspeed.
Your post really gave me a jolt Mark...Yes indeed, your dad was a good man...quite a character too I might add. I'm so sorry for your loss.

Thanks for posting...
Sorry to hear about your Dads passing, Such a shame.
Isaiah 53:5 But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed.

Your father is now healed, both spiritually and bodily. Thanks to him, a few others are, too. He willingly did more that you can ask of any man.
Prayers for you and your family. Remember the example Jesus set for us, forgive,forgive,forgive.
Sincerest condolences to you and yours.... and Ditto on CrowRifle's comment ....
SM, prayers and sympathy for your father's passing.
I am so sorry to hear of your loss, Mark. He was a wonderful, great example to us all.
My prayers are with all of you. E
Condolences from the South!
I am very sorry for your loss, sir.
Sorry for your loss. Has been a rough month for Campfire members. GW
Prayers !
God bless you and your family.
So sorry for your loss, your dads in a better place now!
Prayers sent.
I know it's hard to find a silver lining at this time, but my father passed when I was 22 years old. He and I didn't always get along because, mostly, I was young and stupid and didn't realize how great of a man he really was. I always regret not having been able to grow up with him and develop that post adolescent relationship that I know we would have shared. Please be grateful for all the time you were able to have him in your life.

Rob
Absolutely no words can suffice. Truly sorry,
Humanity has lost such a good person, prayers sent.
I am so sorry for your loss Sir.
My prayers are with you and your family.
Thoughts and prayers from Iowa.
My deepest sympathy for you loss.
Safariman: So sorry to hear of your loss via this tragic and senseless act.
Our prayers are sent for you and your family.
Stay strong.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Sorry for your loss
Originally Posted by safariman


I have followed in his footsteps

an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed

Dad also taught me the insurance business




Were I a detective, I'd call these clues.



Travis
Sorry to hear that ..try to stay strong....
Sorry for your loss.

Originally Posted by safariman
... but it will not be for long, really.

You brought back memories of being with my brother when he died, and watching my dad watch him die. Not easy stuff. But you are right, "It will not be for long, really." So sorry for your loss, but glad you have the right perspective on this.

Steve.
Originally Posted by safariman


I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.



Love the UBER solicitation at the end.

Bravo.




Travis
I know I would be exhausting all to see that a complete criminal investigation was completed and an arrest was made. Then the closure could begin. But that is the former LEO in me, we look at things differently.
Prayers, in this incredibly difficult time. A terrible irony.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by safariman


I have followed in his footsteps

an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed

Dad also taught me the insurance business




Were I a detective, I'd call these clues.
Travis


Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by safariman


I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.



Love the UBER solicitation at the end.

Bravo.




Travis




I would be worried were I you, as you seem to think along the same lines I do.


My condolences and prayers.
Did they catch the killer or have any suspects?



If he taught you the insurance business, are they sure it was one of his "tenants" and not a client
SM--I don't have the words. I know how much you must be hurting but I also know your faith will be your guide. Your dad sounds like he lived a good life and will have eternal peace. God bless you and yours.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Did they catch the killer or have any suspects?





The OP indicates an arrest has been made and the suspect is in custody.



Travis
I am very sorry for you loss.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Did they catch the killer or have any suspects?





The OP indicates an arrest has been made and the suspect is in custody.



Travis



Roger
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Did they catch the killer or have any suspects?





The OP indicates an arrest has been made and the suspect is in custody.



Travis


Could you, would you, please clean your PM box out a bit, PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAASSSSEEEEE ! grin
Very sorryy to hear that. Your loss is heavens gain and of course your dads reward is eternal. God bless your family.
Same Byron as your dad?

http://www.justice.gov/crt/housing-and-civil-enforcement-cases-documents-227
Ruh roh, never saw THAT coming.....
An acorn, and all that.
Oh boy....
You have my deepest condolences and prayers.

Ed
I am very sorry for your loss
Originally Posted by Steelhead


Actually that could be Byron Claiborne II or Byron Claiborne the III. Mark's brother or nephew. It being Sacremento, CA, I would say it is Byron Claiborne II, Mark's brother who has posted on Facebook that his Father has passed away.

Apparently age and ill health will do that you, his niece even agrees on her page.

I believe Byron II is going to be surprised to know that his brother Mark says his Father Byron I was murdered.

Originally Posted by safariman
For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home or business and hiring them to work on cars, do filing or other office work etc. in hopes of introducing them to the Lord and helping them get a new start with a new life. Most folks, as one would guess, continued in old ways after getting cleaned up and sobered up a bit, but at least they had a chance, and some were able to make the transition into sober and productive lives.

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.

He has always known that doing this, having what used to be called derelicts in his home carried with it inherent danger, but believed that the danger was worth the possability of introducing folks to Christ Jesus and to a more responsible and prosperous way of life through hard work and new life guidlines. He had much, much patience with these mostly men and often gave them chance after chance in hopes of seeing a life reclaimed, restored and re built.

But, the worst case scenario has just happened in our life.

One of his ranch home tennant/workers, a violent man when drunk, came home to the house he shared with my father and an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed or possibly my fathers refusla to this time advance him pay so that he could go back to bar hopping. We do not know. What we do know is that my father, who was a pacifist and never before in his life made a fist, died with scarred up knuckles, bleeding in his stomach from a blow, and his head busted open, skull crack badly and bleeding in his brain throughout after having his head smacked into the stone work kitchen countertop where my dad made so many meals for the men he was trying to help.

I was called when dad was found by another tenenat and taken by ambulance to the local hospital. Dad never regained conciousness or spoke but I and my siblings spoke to him, prayed with him and sang to him in hopes that he was hearing us.

I was with my dad at 12:09 when, after being off of the ventilator for just a few moments as he had instructed to be done in his health care directive he was birthed into eternity and into the arms of his waiting savior.

Some of you here have met my father on hunting trips or other events, I thought that you and my freinds here would want to know.

I am very broken hearted here, obviously, but am relieved to know that my dad is now without pain and is joyous, seeing the BIG picture and knowing that I and others he left behind will be there with him in not very long from his new perspective of seeing things on an eternal scale.

I must now try to focus on this eternal scale and our time here is SO short in comparison.

My father sang Southern Gospel music full time in the 50's and 60's, and it was from him that I learned to love this music and learned to sing. Dad and his groups recorded many albulms and traveled extensively througout the USA singing the good news of forgiveness of sins and a NEW LIFE through the marvelous love of God and grace through the cleansing blood of Jesus. Dad started the Western States Quartet convention in the early 60's and put me up on stage at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964 (I was 4!) to sing all four verses of "Jesus loves me". I am told by old family freinds that I nailed it.... smile

Dad also taught me the insurance business through which I took care of a family of five as the only income producer for the entirety of my children's growing up years. To do this on 100% commission sales is quite a testament to many things he taught me. Mostly to be confident, resilient, strong and 'make good things happen' i.e. be the force and world changer. Dad was also a city councilman in our home town of Roseville California (I am here now as I type) and past president of two different Rotary Clubs and the local Toastmasters.

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.



So, this isn't true?
Why wouldn't it be true?
These is gonna be a 20 page Schit show
This is gonna be goooo-ooood!
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
These is gonna be a 20 page Schit show


I think 20's light...
No, I believe it is indeed his father, as what Steelhead referenced was back in 2002, and the Claiborne in question was 65/67 at that time... meaning that individual would be pushing 80 now. Clearly not the brother, but father.

http://www.justice.gov/crt/housing-and-civil-enforcement-cases-documents-480


http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Byron-Claiborne/500855970


Byron Claiborne subjected women living at two eight-unit apartment buildings in Oak Park to "severe, pervasive, and unwelcome sexual harassment," according to the suit filed two years ago by the U.S. Justice Department.

Claiborne, 67, "treated male tenants far differently than female tenants," Hirst added.
...
Under the terms of a consent order filed Monday, Claiborne agreed to pay compensatory damages of $92,500 to 12 former female tenants and a $7,500 civil penalty to the federal government.

He further agreed to release all liens for back rent obtained against the women after they moved out, and to implement an anti-harassment policy and complaint procedure for rental property he owns, including units in Sacramento and Auburn. The written policy and procedure will be supplied to all tenants.
Neither Claiborne nor his attorney returned calls Monday.

A longtime Roseville insurance agent whose office is now in Citrus Heights, Claiborne was active in Democratic politics in the 1970s and 1980s. He served on the Roseville City Council and twice ran unsuccessfully for the state Assembly and later for a seat on the Placer County Board of Supervisors.
He served on the Placer County Human Relations Commission and Roseville's Affordable Housing Task Force.

During his first race for the Assembly in 1974, Claiborne told The Bee he had formerly managed the Claiborne Brothers, a gospel quartet that traveled and performed for 10 years in several countries.
He also said he had been a licensed evangelist, a minister with the Evangelical Methodist Church, and choir director for the Nazarene Church of Roseville and Community Covenant Church.
He is now in the care of our loving Lord and Savior. One day, you, as well as all who are born-again by accepting Jesus, will be with him.

May God give you peace and assurance!
Ahhhhh, quite so as you say.

That would explain certain other things with Mark.
Popcorn is on.......

Tony
This is going to be epic.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn


Could you, would you, please clean your PM box out a bit, PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAASSSSEEEEE ! grin


Sorry Lynn.

I just cleaned my box. Feel free to put something in it.



Dave
Very sorry for your loss.
Originally Posted by chesterwy
This is going to be epic.


And Uber.

I wondered, but just kept my mouth shut...

I'm sorry that someone died, but beyond that, I have a hard time believing anything much.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by chesterwy
This is going to be epic.


And Uber.

I wondered, but just kept my mouth shut...

I'm sorry that someone died, but beyond that, I have a hard time believing anything much.
Yup.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Why wouldn't it be true?


You seem really bright.

For a retard.



Travis
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by chesterwy
This is going to be epic.


And Uber.

I wondered, but just kept my mouth shut...

I'm sorry that someone died, but beyond that, I have a hard time believing anything much.



If no one believes him on this, how is he going to get back on everyone's good side and start running his Classified scams again?

Heartless people here!
Originally Posted by sawbuck
Originally Posted by safariman
For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home or business and hiring them to work on cars, do filing or other office work etc. in hopes of introducing them to the Lord and helping them get a new start with a new life. Most folks, as one would guess, continued in old ways after getting cleaned up and sobered up a bit, but at least they had a chance, and some were able to make the transition into sober and productive lives.

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.

He has always known that doing this, having what used to be called derelicts in his home carried with it inherent danger, but believed that the danger was worth the possability of introducing folks to Christ Jesus and to a more responsible and prosperous way of life through hard work and new life guidlines. He had much, much patience with these mostly men and often gave them chance after chance in hopes of seeing a life reclaimed, restored and re built.

But, the worst case scenario has just happened in our life.

One of his ranch home tennant/workers, a violent man when drunk, came home to the house he shared with my father and an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed or possibly my fathers refusla to this time advance him pay so that he could go back to bar hopping. We do not know. What we do know is that my father, who was a pacifist and never before in his life made a fist, died with scarred up knuckles, bleeding in his stomach from a blow, and his head busted open, skull crack badly and bleeding in his brain throughout after having his head smacked into the stone work kitchen countertop where my dad made so many meals for the men he was trying to help.

I was called when dad was found by another tenenat and taken by ambulance to the local hospital. Dad never regained conciousness or spoke but I and my siblings spoke to him, prayed with him and sang to him in hopes that he was hearing us.

I was with my dad at 12:09 when, after being off of the ventilator for just a few moments as he had instructed to be done in his health care directive he was birthed into eternity and into the arms of his waiting savior.

Some of you here have met my father on hunting trips or other events, I thought that you and my freinds here would want to know.

I am very broken hearted here, obviously, but am relieved to know that my dad is now without pain and is joyous, seeing the BIG picture and knowing that I and others he left behind will be there with him in not very long from his new perspective of seeing things on an eternal scale.

I must now try to focus on this eternal scale and our time here is SO short in comparison.

My father sang Southern Gospel music full time in the 50's and 60's, and it was from him that I learned to love this music and learned to sing. Dad and his groups recorded many albulms and traveled extensively througout the USA singing the good news of forgiveness of sins and a NEW LIFE through the marvelous love of God and grace through the cleansing blood of Jesus. Dad started the Western States Quartet convention in the early 60's and put me up on stage at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964 (I was 4!) to sing all four verses of "Jesus loves me". I am told by old family freinds that I nailed it.... smile

Dad also taught me the insurance business through which I took care of a family of five as the only income producer for the entirety of my children's growing up years. To do this on 100% commission sales is quite a testament to many things he taught me. Mostly to be confident, resilient, strong and 'make good things happen' i.e. be the force and world changer. Dad was also a city councilman in our home town of Roseville California (I am here now as I type) and past president of two different Rotary Clubs and the local Toastmasters.

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.



So, this isn't true?


No, Byron Claiborne died, he just was not murdered. He got old and sick.

Even Sherry, Marks' wife doesn't know her father in law was murdered, on her Facebook page she just talks about the sadness of him passing and all the fun times they had together.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Mark's brother who has posted on Facebook that his Father has passed away.

Apparently age and ill health will do that you, his niece even agrees on her page.

I believe Byron II is going to be surprised to know that his brother Mark says his Father Byron I was murdered.



So this means Mark's father wasn't murdered, but passed away due to old age and ill health?

Meaning Mark lied AGAIN...

Sick twisted desire to illicit sympathy and likely figure out a way to use it for his own personal gain?

Bizarre...
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Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
[quote=chesterwy]This is going to be epic.


And Uber.

I wondered, but just kept my mouth shut...

I'm sorry that someone died, but beyond that, I have a hard time believing anything much.



If no one believes him on this, how is he going to get back on everyone's good side and start running his Classified scams again?

Heartless people here!


Phug him and the horse he rode in on grin

Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by chesterwy
This is going to be epic.


And Uber.

I wondered, but just kept my mouth shut...

I'm sorry that someone died, but beyond that, I have a hard time believing anything much.



If no one believes him on this, how is he going to get back on everyone's good side and start running his Classified scams again?

Heartless people here!


Phug him and the horse he rode in on.



He'll make you a hell of a deal on the horse!
Someone must be a democrat....

Never let a good tragedy go to waste.
Originally Posted by chesterwy
This is going to be epic.


Unfortunately it will be for some. I don't know Mark all I know is what I've seen on here. I have come to the conclusion that some think an online friend is the same thing as a real friend. It's not! Not that they can't become real friends but that takes time. I have a few real friends. Not because of a personality flaw since I make "friends" quickly but rather, at least for me, real friendship takes time, it takes trial by fire-through good times and bad and it takes trust. I have several friendships from online but my real friends are tried and true. They have survived as friends for decades because they've been through it with me and I them. Girlfriends, jobs, wives, life threatening injuries and deaths in the family-they've been by my side and I theirs. They've seen me at my worst and my best and are just like brothers to me. I'm not exactly sure why some dislike Mark and I don't care but I hope folks take a second before beating up a deadman.

I'll not beat up deadman.
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Mark's brother who has posted on Facebook that his Father has passed away.

Apparently age and ill health will do that you, his niece even agrees on her page.

I believe Byron II is going to be surprised to know that his brother Mark says his Father Byron I was murdered.



So this means Mark's father wasn't murdered, but passed away due to old age and ill health?

Meaning Mark lied AGAIN...

Sick twisted desire to illicit sympathy and likely figure out a way to use it for his own personal gain?

Bizarre...


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yep !
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Someone must be a democrat....

Never let a good tragedy go to waste.


Byron Claiborne was active in Democratic politics in the 1970s and 1980s. He served on the Roseville City Council and twice ran unsuccessfully for the state Assembly and later for a seat on the Placer County Board of Supervisors.
He served on the Placer County Human Relations Commission and Roseville's Affordable Housing Task Force.


Ironic, no?!
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
No, Byron Claiborne died, he just was not murdered. He got old and sick.

Even Sherry, Marks' wife doesn't know her father in law was murdered, on her Facebook page she just talks about the sadness of him passing and all the fun times they had together.


The ultimate "Whoa is me" scam.......
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
I'll not beat up deadman.


Nor will I.

But it's going to be interesting to see why the dead man's son gilded the lily about the manner of death of one of his family members.

That's what is despicable if true.

The only motive would be to have a sympathy party.
I read the first post and skipped right to the last, anyone have a link to the brothers FB page?
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Someone must be a democrat....

Never let a good tragedy go to waste.


Byron Claiborne was active in Democratic politics in the 1970s and 1980s. He served on the Roseville City Council and twice ran unsuccessfully for the state Assembly and later for a seat on the Placer County Board of Supervisors.
He served on the Placer County Human Relations Commission and Roseville's Affordable Housing Task Force.


Ironic, no?!


And always the victim.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
They've seen me at my worst and my best and are just like brothers to me. I'm not exactly sure why some dislike Mark and I don't care but I hope folks take a second before beating up a deadman.

I'll not beat up deadman.


Any success you've had in life must have been achieved via hard labor.

Because you're dumb as fugk.



Clark
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Steelhead


Actually that could be Byron Claiborne II or Byron Claiborne the III. Mark's brother or nephew. It being Sacremento, CA, I would say it is Byron Claiborne II, Mark's brother who has posted on Facebook that his Father has passed away.

Apparently age and ill health will do that you, his niece even agrees on her page.

I believe Byron II is going to be surprised to know that his brother Mark says his Father Byron I was murdered.



How long have you known me?
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn


No, Byron Claiborne died, he just was not murdered. He got old and sick.

Not six hours yet, and this has gone south faster than the ass-shot bear story.
Luke 6:43
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Luke 6:43



the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... whistle
Sad news. Prayers for you and your family.



Just read all the threads. Sad news that a man passed even sadder that a son would try and twist it to his advantage.
Perhaps hoping for an "Avalanche" of sympathy?
Very sorry to hear of this tragedy. Prayer sent.
Our sympathy..
I skipped right to the end, knowing what was going to be found out.
you would think a simple link to a news story would clear this all up. If there is a news story, that is.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Steelhead


Actually that could be Byron Claiborne II or Byron Claiborne the III. Mark's brother or nephew. It being Sacremento, CA, I would say it is Byron Claiborne II, Mark's brother who has posted on Facebook that his Father has passed away.

Apparently age and ill health will do that you, his niece even agrees on her page.

I believe Byron II is going to be surprised to know that his brother Mark says his Father Byron I was murdered.



How long have you known me?


A long time, and I should have not even doubted that you were correct on exactly who that was cited in those documents.

I apologize.
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
you would think a simple link to a news story would clear this all up. If there is a news story, that is.


If so, it's top secret.

I started looking right after this was posted, but found no such news story of homicide.

Nothing.

If I'm wrong, I'd sure like to see a link to it.
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
you would think a simple link to a news story would clear this all up. If there is a news story, that is.


Google it, Byron Claiborne, murder, homicide, California, there is nadda.

This is straight up CLASSIC Safariman.


Fuuckin' hilarious.



Man, this is beyond sick.
this guy is just that, beyond sick.
So is there a go fund me account set up yet?
Notice he went straight from the "news story" to posting links to his "music".

That's why I waited for the other shoe to drop.
Originally Posted by chesterwy
So is there a go fund me account set up yet?


Dude, you so are one of this group grin
Originally Posted by chesterwy
So is there a go fund me account set up yet?


Bingo! grin
Truly sorry here that dad died, and condolences sent, but.......WOW!
Kinda waited and watched this one for the other shoe to drop. I was not disappointed , sadly.
Originally Posted by chesterwy
So is there a go fund me account set up yet?


That's what I was waiting for. I can't find an obit online so far.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Originally Posted by chesterwy
This is going to be epic.


Unfortunately it will be for some. I don't know Mark all I know is what I've seen on here. I have come to the conclusion that some think an online friend is the same thing as a real friend. It's not! Not that they can't become real friends but that takes time. I have a few real friends. Not because of a personality flaw since I make "friends" quickly but rather, at least for me, real friendship takes time, it takes trial by fire-through good times and bad and it takes trust. I have several friendships from online but my real friends are tried and true. They have survived as friends for decades because they've been through it with me and I them. Girlfriends, jobs, wives, life threatening injuries and deaths in the family-they've been by my side and I theirs. They've seen me at my worst and my best and are just like brothers to me. I'm not exactly sure why some dislike Mark and I don't care but I hope folks take a second before beating up a deadman.

I'll not beat up deadman.


I'm sorry for Mark's loss, but find it typical of him to take a situation and twist it with lies for his advantage. Why would he lie about his Father's death for any reason other than to seek greater sympathy?

Mark has proven himself to be such a liar on this site that anything he posts should be viewed with a healthy dose of skepticism.
Originally Posted by 260Remguy


Why would he lie about his Father's death for any reason other than to seek greater sympathy?



Based on Safariman's history it's safe to assume he is/was planning to attempt to con people out of money. I see funds being set up to help pay funeral costs, poor left behind loved ones, etc.

Then I'm sure "Dad" had a fine collection of firearms that will be for sale in the classifieds, etc....

David
Regardless of what this situation is or isn't, prayers sent from N.C.
Good grief, the sorry SOB even makes up crap like this...
Prayers sent. Hopefully he was an organ donor...
The sickest part about it is that most cons would just move on knowing they've been made. Mark is known around here and yet still tries this sorta thing. I've got no sympathy for the guy, only pity.
I sent Mark $100 to help with expenses. Poor guy has been through so much.
Originally Posted by badger
Perhaps hoping for an "Avalanche" of sympathy?


Someone needs to put up those photoshopped pics again. That thread was more Uber than uber
Originally Posted by Calvin
I sent Mark $100 to help with expenses. Poor guy has been through so much.


laugh

David
This is lower than I thought even Safariman would stoop. Not too bright with the Internet and Google. He had to know someone would at least Google the "murder". Pathetic
As a Born Again Baptisted Christian I too believe your Dad is indeed in Heaven. Earth is temporary, Heaven is forever.
I am a retired alcohol/drug councelor. Addiction is a tough thing for most to overcome. Some addicts I am personally aware of (my wife included) do recover and remain clean. This is the hope yout Dad saw. He held to this hope. We all should. Hope is a good thing.
My thoughts and prayers are with you and your's.
Originally Posted by Higbean
The sickest part about it is that most cons would just move on knowing they've been made. Mark is known around here and yet still tries this sorta thing. I've got no sympathy for the guy, only pity.


A pity party beats no party at all... wink
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
As a Born Again Baptisted Christian I too believe your Dad is indeed in Heaven. Earth is temporary, Heaven is forever.
I am a retired alcohol/drug councelor. Addiction is a tough thing for most to overcome. Some addicts I am personally aware of (my wife included) do recover and remain clean. This is the hope yout Dad saw. He held to this hope. We all should. Hope is a good thing.
My thoughts and prayers are with you and your's.


Do any of you people just stop drinking or snorting coke in excess, and just move on with your fugking life?





Travis
has the murderer been executed yet?
Originally Posted by huntsman22
has the murderer been executed yet?


Hopefully he's an organ donor.
Originally Posted by huntsman22
has the murderer been executed yet?



Still tracking him after being azz-shot with an uber-magnum!


Did I ever post a picture of the deer I got on the way to the range?

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Originally Posted by chesterwy
So is there a go fund me account set up yet?



+1 LOL
Originally Posted by Lonny
Good grief, the sorry SOB even makes up crap like this...


If this schitt is made up, Rick needs to make this thread a "sticky" on every forum... mad
Originally Posted by chesterwy
So is there a go fund me account set up yet?



Only reason I read through the whole post when I first saw the title.

Talk about a league of your own, Clairborne is definitely just that.
Just reading the title,sounds like a confession.
I suspect the only thing murdered was the last remainings shreds of Safariman's credibility...
BigSqueeze must be jealous.
Originally Posted by sawbuck
BigSqueeze must be jealous.


Careful, Bigsqueeze will be inviting you down for a karate match!!!
CURSES, DUPED AGAIN......!
Why do I read this stuff, not even a grade B novel.
Quote
CURSES, DUPED AGAIN.



but by a professional duper smile
Originally Posted by watch4bear
Quote
CURSES, DUPED AGAIN.



but by a professional duper smile
Yup,but a BIG warning flag should've went up as soon as she seen who the OP was.
Originally Posted by watch4bear
Quote
CURSES, DUPED AGAIN.



but by a professional duper smile


You forgot the UBER !
Originally Posted by DuckScarer
Originally Posted by chesterwy
So is there a go fund me account set up yet?

+1 LOL


If dad was over 80 you Mark can't collect on the regular insurance. He's probably trying to spin this story in an attempt to collected on dad ADD policy.

If we are lucky, the Feds will come collect him up for attempted insurance fraud, and we'll be done with him.
A father's passing is a seriously traumatic event for a son. Mine has been gone for 30 years but I can recall how it affected me, even though a fairly significant level of animosity existed between myself and my father.

,...but I don't know what to think about how this has been presented.

It seems totally bizarre.
Google sends you to 24 Hour Campfire.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by DuckScarer
Originally Posted by chesterwy
So is there a go fund me account set up yet?

+1 LOL


If dad was over 80 you Mark can't collect on the regular insurance. He's probably trying to spin this story in an attempt to collected on dad ADD policy.

If we are lucky, the Feds will come collect him up for attempted insurance fraud, and we'll be done with him.


You got a dark turn of mind...









grin
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I only skimmed through the original posting.

Smelled pretty fishy but I couldn't help but notice how much SM thrust himself into the story as the center of attention. Regardless of how the guy died, SM couldn't help but make it about himself. Un-fricken-believable.
Sorry to hear of the families loss of a loved one.

Prayers sent.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar


I wondered, but just kept my mouth shut...


Ditto.....hell of a deal when a guy's left such a slimy trail behind that folks are reluctant to send out condolences for a dead father.....hell...99% of posters here will at least throw out an RIP for a dead dog let alone a "murdered" parent....


Sad actually....Merry f u c k i n g Christmas eh....
Originally Posted by watch4bear
Quote
CURSES, DUPED AGAIN.



but by a professional duper smile


Professional???? He gets paid for this?!?!?!?
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by watch4bear
Quote
CURSES, DUPED AGAIN.



but by a professional duper smile


Professional???? He gets paid for this?!?!?!?



Surely you jest?....the entire end game with his shenanigans is profit
Let it go.


Crazy old dude keeps doing the same thing over and over again. Give it the old shoulder shrug and move on. Just isn't worth spending any energy on unless you're just here for the pure entertainment value(not without it's merits).
What the what what?

This thread is disturbing on many levels...





Mike
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
As a Born Again Baptisted Christian I too believe your Dad is indeed in Heaven. Earth is temporary, Heaven is forever.
I am a retired alcohol/drug councelor. Addiction is a tough thing for most to overcome. Some addicts I am personally aware of (my wife included) do recover and remain clean. This is the hope yout Dad saw. He held to this hope. We all should. Hope is a good thing.
My thoughts and prayers are with you and your's.


Are you daft?

Byron Claiborne was a Christian that preyed on and sexually harassed women tenants.

Byron being devoted to helping alcohol/drug addicts get clean is a falsehood told by Mark.

is this post for real.........?

WTF Safariman ?
Originally Posted by carbon12
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
As a Born Again Baptisted Christian I too believe your Dad is indeed in Heaven. Earth is temporary, Heaven is forever.
I am a retired alcohol/drug councelor. Addiction is a tough thing for most to overcome. Some addicts I am personally aware of (my wife included) do recover and remain clean. This is the hope yout Dad saw. He held to this hope. We all should. Hope is a good thing.
My thoughts and prayers are with you and your's.


Are you daft?

Byron Claiborne was a Christian that preyed on and sexually harassed women tenants.

Byron being devoted to helping alcohol/drug addicts get clean is a falsehood told by Mark.


Yep.

If there was an afterlife, and any justice in it, he would be headed the other direction....
Originally Posted by ready_on_the_right
What the what what?

This thread is disturbing on many levels...





Mike


Yep, bordering on surreal.
Originally Posted by carbon12


Byron being devoted to helping alcohol/drug addicts get clean was a story made up by Mark.


I've been to his dads house a few times & while he did have others living in his house, I really don't know if they had "problems"... If he made up this story about his dad, it'll be one of the most bizarre things I've witnessed from anybody I've ever known...
I'm really beginning to think he must get a stiffie from reading these posts of people calling him out.
Sad on many levels.
Originally Posted by deflave
Do any of you people just stop drinking or snorting coke in excess, and just move on with your fugking life?
-Travis


Do you?
I'm sorry for a guy that looses his Dad but,,,
I waited all afternoon to see where this was headed and based on previous experience expected the worst.

Where is Brian Williams when you need some gratuitous embellishment anyway?
Almost speechless.
Sadly,
Not shocked.
My prayers !
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
As a Born Again Baptisted Christian I too believe your Dad is indeed in Heaven. Earth is temporary, Heaven is forever.
I am a retired alcohol/drug councelor. Addiction is a tough thing for most to overcome. Some addicts I am personally aware of (my wife included) do recover and remain clean. This is the hope yout Dad saw. He held to this hope. We all should. Hope is a good thing.
My thoughts and prayers are with you and your's.


Do any of you people just stop drinking or snorting coke in excess, and just move on with your fugking life?





Travis


Do you ever stop pointing your finger at people, expressing your ugly heart? Obviously you're addicted to your behavior. At least these folks try to quit and change.
I am sorry for how things here happened, but rejoice with you knowing your Dad has peace and no more pain.

I pray for you and yours to have strength in your faith.

Dave
Very sorry for your tragic loss Safariman.
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Mark's brother who has posted on Facebook that his Father has passed away.

Apparently age and ill health will do that you, his niece even agrees on her page.

I believe Byron II is going to be surprised to know that his brother Mark says his Father Byron I was murdered.



So this means Mark's father wasn't murdered, but passed away due to old age and ill health?

Meaning Mark lied AGAIN...

Sick twisted desire to illicit sympathy and likely figure out a way to use it for his own personal gain?

Bizarre...


OH MY GAWD...REALLY!


30 pages at least, unless he was shot in the arse by a vengeful former female tenant.



_______________________________ confused


Jerry
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
I'll not beat up deadman.


Nor will I.

But it's going to be interesting to see why the dead man's son gilded the lily about the manner of death of one of his family members.

That's what is despicable if true.

The only motive would be to have a sympathy party.


Incorrect...there is also the superb early examples of uber remchester sporting goods to be sold via the classifieds.
Originally Posted by carbon12
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
As a Born Again Baptisted Christian I too believe your Dad is indeed in Heaven. Earth is temporary, Heaven is forever.
I am a retired alcohol/drug councelor. Addiction is a tough thing for most to overcome. Some addicts I am personally aware of (my wife included) do recover and remain clean. This is the hope yout Dad saw. He held to this hope. We all should. Hope is a good thing.
My thoughts and prayers are with you and your's.


Are you daft?

Byron Claiborne was a Christian that preyed on and sexually harassed women tenants.

Byron being devoted to helping alcohol/drug addicts get clean is a falsehood told by Mark.

First,I thought the guy was legit. Second, what he or his dad has done does not deter my love for my Lord nor my belief. Thats his sin, not mine nor other Christians.Sounds to me he may have issues and need treatment.
[/quote] Sounds to me he may have issues and need treatment. [/quote]

Ya think?
Peace, Strength and the Grace of God be with you and yours.

Dale
Originally Posted by watch4bear
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Best post yet!
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by watch4bear
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Best post yet!


The Irony is so thick.
My little boy wants to know what I'm laughing at!

Can someone point me to the ass shot bear story?
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by deflave
Do any of you people just stop drinking or snorting coke in excess, and just move on with your fugking life?
-Travis


Do you?


As odd as it may seem I find 'flave to be one of the normal ones.


And it is a very short list.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Why wouldn't it be true?


You seem really bright.

For a retard.




Travis


That's sigline material right there
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
My little boy wants to know what I'm laughing at!

Can someone point me to the ass shot bear story?


Just Google ass shot bare
Originally Posted by Steelhead

Good find, must be his dad.
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
My little boy wants to know what I'm laughing at!

Can someone point me to the ass shot bear story?


Just Google ass shot bare

azz shot bear
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn

First,I thought the guy was legit. Second, what he or his dad has done does not deter my love for my Lord nor my belief. Thats his sin, not mine nor other Christians.Sounds to me he may have issues and need treatment.



Interesting outlook on life you have RG, would you be suggesting that a paedophile that spends his life raping little children up the arse is automatically a "nice guy" because he recants his actions ten minutes before his death.

Will that immediately allow said little children to [bleep] straight once the "nice guy" has recanted?



Are you feeling your mortality?
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn

First,I thought the guy was legit. Second, what he or his dad has done does not deter my love for my Lord nor my belief. Thats his sin, not mine nor other Christians.Sounds to me he may have issues and need treatment.



Interesting outlook on life you have RG, would you be suggesting that a paedophile that spends his life raping little children up the arse is automatically a "nice guy" because he recants his actions ten minutes before his death.

Will that immediately allow said little children to [bleep] straight once the "nice guy" has recanted?



Are you feeling your mortality?


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I am sorry that you lost your father but you have really got to get a personal life and stop posting every little (or big) thing in your life. Do you relish criticism and pity?
~ Safariman

When the darkness appears and the night draws near
And the day is past and gone

At the river I stand
Guide my feet, hold my hand

Take my hand precious Lord, lead me home

~ Prayers to you friend, your family, and your father.
~ May he rest in peace.
Originally Posted by dennisinaz
I am sorry that you lost your father but you have really got to get a personal life and stop posting every little (or big) thing in your life. Do you relish criticism and pity?


Only when he can use it to turn a profit.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by watch4bear
Quote
CURSES, DUPED AGAIN.



but by a professional duper smile


You forgot the UBER !


UBERDUPER. Sounds nefarious.
Bummer on the dad part, but Mark you are a POS.
Originally Posted by Wyogal
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by watch4bear
Quote
CURSES, DUPED AGAIN.



but by a professional duper smile


You forgot the UBER !


UBERDUPER. Sounds nefarious.


grin
Originally Posted by watch4bear
[Linked Image]


Who is that?

She looks transgendered.
Originally Posted by P_Weed
~ Safariman

When the darkness appears and the night draws near
And the day is past and gone

At the river I stand
Guide my feet, hold my hand

Take my hand precious Lord, lead me home

~ Prayers to you friend, your family, and your father.
~ May he rest in peace.



~ Safariman


An ode to.


When the gloom appears and the darkness draws near
And the internet beckons close

At the crossroads I stand
guide my hand as I make the keyboard smoke

Allow my digits dear Lord to make my point
with never an error made

Let me twist the truth, scam the gullible
and coin from the classifieds take.



(Sorry, best I could come up with at such short notice.)
Originally Posted by safariman

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.


Condolences on your loss.
_____

At first I thought, well, maybe the narcissist had his account hacked because this is really bizarre - even for the narcissist. Then I counted 14 "I's" in this paragraph alone and knew it was indeed the narcissist posting.
Originally Posted by SKane
Originally Posted by safariman

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.


Condolences on your loss.
_____

At first I thought, well, maybe the narcissist had his account hacked because this is really bizarre - even for the narcissist. Then I counted 14 "I's" in this paragraph alone and knew it was indeed the narcissist posting.


You are right.

That could of been written by Obama.
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
My little boy wants to know what I'm laughing at!

Can someone point me to the ass shot bear story?


Just Google ass shot bare


But not when your little boy is around.
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
This is lower than I thought even Safariman would stoop. Not too bright with the Internet and Google. He had to know someone would at least Google the "murder". Pathetic




That right there tells me the guy is more than "touched". He's F U C K I N G looney bin uber crazy!!
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by P_Weed
~ Safariman

When the darkness appears and the night draws near
And the day is past and gone

At the river I stand
Guide my feet, hold my hand

Take my hand precious Lord, lead me home

~ Prayers to you friend, your family, and your father.
~ May he rest in peace.



~ Safariman


An ode to.


When the gloom appears and the darkness draws near
And the internet beckons close

At the crossroads I stand
guide my hand as I make the keyboard smoke

Allow my digits dear Lord to make my point
with never an error made

Let me twist the truth, scam the gullible
and coin from the classifieds take.



(Sorry, best I could come up with at such short notice.)


You truly captured his essence....
Someone lost a family member, someone loved the man.
For that I am sorry.
Anything else I can let pass.


Quote
Interesting outlook on life you have RG, would you be suggesting that a paedophile that spends his life raping little children up the arse is automatically a "nice guy" because he recants his actions ten minutes before his death.

Whether the guy gets forgiven is not up to me. The sins of othet's, your's included, are not mine to bear just because I'm a Christian.

Quote
Will that immediately allow said little children to [bleep] straight once the "nice guy" has recanted?
Are you feeling your mortality?

Ask the doctor if these kids got healed prpoerly.
As for my mortality... we ALL (including you) will die. I have no issue with my eventual death. Perhaps you're afraid?
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn


Quote
Interesting outlook on life you have RG, would you be suggesting that a paedophile that spends his life raping little children up the arse is automatically a "nice guy" because he recants his actions ten minutes before his death.

Whether the guy gets forgiven is not up to me. The sins of othet's, your's included, are not mine to bear just because I'm a Christian.

Quote
Will that immediately allow said little children to [bleep] straight once the "nice guy" has recanted?
Are you feeling your mortality?

Ask the doctor if these kids got healed prpoerly.
As for my mortality... we ALL (including you) will die. I have no issue with my eventual death. Perhaps you're afraid?


Good try...not even close.

Strap on some depends and take another swing.
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by chesterwy
This is going to be epic.


And Uber.

I wondered, but just kept my mouth shut...

I'm sorry that someone died, but beyond that, I have a hard time believing anything much.



If no one believes him on this, how is he going to get back on everyone's good side and start running his Classified scams again?

Heartless people here!


Phug him and the horse he rode in on.



He'll make you a hell of a deal on the horse!


And Scam sellyou insurance for it!
Sorry to hear.
Whats crazy is mark is not banned from this site. Most know he is absolute chit. mark I hope you wrought in hell for being who you are. You are the scum of the earth
Originally Posted by dassa
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
My little boy wants to know what I'm laughing at!

Can someone point me to the ass shot bear story?


Just Google ass shot bare


But not when your little boy is around.



You two should team up with Larry the Cable Guy and go on a stand up comedy tour.
Originally Posted by Tarkio
I only skimmed through the original posting.

Smelled pretty fishy but I couldn't help but notice how much SM thrust himself into the story as the center of attention. Regardless of how the guy died, SM couldn't help but make it about himself. Un-fricken-believable.


Yeah I thought the same thing. In the Intro to "Ride that Glory Train" he says, "That's me on the far right". Really? Who gives a [bleep]. Despicable person.
Hoo....Boy!!

The internet sure can be a STRANGE place!
I'd rather go through life with a bum leg than suffer the personality disorder Safariman has.
Quote
Good try...not even close.

Strap on some depends and take another swing.

ObviouslyI was duped into thinking the thtead was legit. Others too.
Ì posted as if it were legit. Others too.
Now I'm being taken to task for it.
Or is it because I consider myself a Christian, and you take offence to it?
This whole deal is not my fight. Hate the OP for his thread, not others who got duped.
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by deflave
Do any of you people just stop drinking or snorting coke in excess, and just move on with your fugking life?
-Travis


Do you?


Go stand next to Aces.

I'm anxious to see if retards can add.



TrClark
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
Quote
Good try...not even close.

Strap on some depends and take another swing.

ObviouslyI was duped into thinking the thtead was legit. Others too.
Ì posted as if it were legit. Others too.
Now I'm being taken to task for it.
Or is it because I consider myself a Christian, and you take offence to it?
This whole deal is not my fight. Hate the OP for his thread, not others who got duped.


No you aren't RG, I am on my third cup of coffee and having fun with the bear arse shooter's thread.

God knows the stupid son of a bitch asks for it.
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn


Do you ever stop pointing your finger at people, expressing your ugly heart? Obviously you're addicted to your behavior. At least these folks try to quit and change.


Nothing about 'flave is ugly.

Nothing.




'flave
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn


Do you ever stop pointing your finger at people, expressing your ugly heart? Obviously you're addicted to your behavior. At least these folks try to quit and change.


Nothing about 'flave is ugly.

Nothing.




'flave


Well not your sense of humour anyway, it is golden.
Sorry to learn of your fathers passing.

Mark, please answer my question here on the thread. What were you thinking? Why did you post up this well thought up piece of bullshit? Do you think we are stupid? Are you doing this for some sort of financial advancement?

And lastly, is your wife still in on this scam with you? She hasn't posted in some time now.

C'Mon Man, you can do better, cant you?

geo
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
My little boy wants to know what I'm laughing at!

Can someone point me to the ass shot bear story?


Just Google ass shot bare



I just did, thank you, very refreshing laugh

"ass shot bare"

[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
Quote
Good try...not even close.

Strap on some depends and take another swing.

ObviouslyI was duped into thinking the thtead was legit. Others too.
Ì posted as if it were legit. Others too.
Now I'm being taken to task for it.
Or is it because I consider myself a Christian, and you take offence to it?
This whole deal is not my fight. Hate the OP for his thread, not others who got duped.


You were being taken to task because of the perception you were giving a free pass to a thief and liar because he shared a common religion with you.
Y'all must never say my 270 is gay. Where's my $300, prespent I hope on AAs' tires. I still have doubts about the kidney transplant. Money would been better spent on a brain transplant. No conscience, no morals, no ethics, no truth.
Only the lowest of belly-crawlers would fabricate a story about his father's death. THAT ranks right up there with stealing from the elderly....pathetic
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm anxious to see if retards can add.


Can you?
This is even more bizarre than faking one's own death. Probably dumber, too.

I still express my condolences, but good grief what a way to make a bad time even worse. frown
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm anxious to see if retards can add.


Can you?


Yes, I can see retards.

Now I want to see if they can add. Fingers are allowed FYI.



Dave

about 23 pages ago I smelled something that didn't smell right.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by deflave
Do any of you people just stop drinking or snorting coke in excess, and just move on with your fugking life?
-Travis


Do you?


Go stand next to Aces.

I'm anxious to see if retards can add.



TrClark


You take this stuff pretty serious don't ya Flave? 47,000 posts of nothing makes you the retard champ.
Originally Posted by GeoW
Sorry to learn of your fathers passing.

Mark, please answer my question here on the thread. What were you thinking? Why did you post up this well thought up piece of bullshit? Do you think we are stupid? Are you doing this for some sort of financial advancement?

And lastly, is your wife still in on this scam with you? She hasn't posted in some time now.

C'Mon Man, you can do better, cant you?

geo


Not gonna happen. The man obviously has a personality disorder / mental illness. Expecting him to give a rational explanation of his behavior here is a fools errand.
Why do we put up with him. He seriously has some sh !t wrong in his head!
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
SM--I don't have the words. I know how much you must be hurting but I also know your faith will be your guide. Your dad sounds like he lived a good life and will have eternal peace. God bless you and yours.


^^Retard^^




Clark
Originally Posted by AcesNeights


You take this stuff pretty serious don't ya Flave? 47,000 posts of nothing makes you the retard champ.




Quite possible ace...but you are the one swinging on his chain.
God forgives you and so do I.
Originally Posted by RDW
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
My little boy wants to know what I'm laughing at!

Can someone point me to the ass shot bear story?


Just Google ass shot bare



I just did, thank you, very refreshing laugh

"ass shot bare"

[Linked Image]

That is the uber-est post in this thread so far. Nice!
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
God forgives you and so do I.


Thanks, retard.




Dave
Go and serve in peace my brother.
Originally Posted by dennisinaz
Why do we put up with him (?)




Because he is a fuuuken ***STAR*** and a howling good time on the Freakshow.

The CF would be hugely diminished if SM took his interactive comedy and left.
Asphalt angel has a real case study here with him, or else it is a sign she is not doing her job
Originally Posted by Partsman
Asphalt angel has a real case study here with him, or else it is a sign she is not doing her job


Uhhhhh.... You don't honestly think she's the honest portion of this team do you?



Travis
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Go and serve in peace my brother.


Shut up, retard.




Dave
I guess the kook of the year contest is over.

Dink
I saw this earlier today and when I saw the OP my first and only thought was SCAM ! I wonder what the hook was going to be ? Funeral expense scam ? How Safariman hasn't been locked away is amazing. I wonder where else on the Internet Mark runs his scams ?
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Go and serve in peace my brother.


Shut up, retard.




Dave



Is Aces Safariman's brother? Or his Uncle?
Speaking of brother uncles. It's flaves bruncle....billygoatfuger.

God forgives you of your sins also, bruncle billy.
AKA "the reach around gang" might as well give up,
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
SM--I don't have the words. I know how much you must be hurting but I also know your faith will be your guide. Your dad sounds like he lived a good life and will have eternal peace. God bless you and yours.


Can't believe you never made detective.

Hopefully the apple fell VERY far from the tree. And rolled.



Dave


So is Aces in the gospel quartet?

"My father was just murdered..." ...let's trade!
My faith in mark has died, can we start a fund me to help me recover.

Originally Posted by pal
"My father was just murdered..." ...let's trade!


Laughin' my ass off.

GFY.





Dave
ark
Just check in on this ; so sorry to hear of your loss and the way father pasted over. Condolences. Northcountry
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Mark Claiborne‎
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PRAYERS NEEDED! My dad, 79 year old Byron Claiborne, has hit his head HARD on a stonework countertop in his kitchen. There is some indication that there could have been an assault by one of his tennants there at his multi plex ranch style home. Regardless of how this came to be, right now he is on a ventilator/respirator, unconcsious, non responsive, in critical condition and according to my siblings may not have much longer to live, barring a miracle. God is bigger than all of this! And he is THE great physician. Please pray that God would have mercy in this scenario and would reach down and touch my father. Sherri and I are praying from here and awaiting more updates and info as they come in. Thank you, everyone MARK
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Kristy Jameson Prayers!
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Bonnie Skaggs
Bonnie Skaggs THIS IS SO BAD AND SAD,GARY AND I WILL BE PRAYING FOR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
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Lucinda Harlow
Lucinda Harlow Praying
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Doug Murphy
Doug Murphy Praying Mark, let us know if We can do anything
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Valerie Calley Praying
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Christy Podolski Lord, please be with Byron and give him a miracle. Be with his doctors, give them wisdom. Be with the family members, comfort them and fill each of them with your peace. Touch Mark specifically with extra measures of your peace Lord. It's so hard being...See More
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Mark Claiborne Thank you for this, Christy. I truly am torn between staying wise and avoiding the germs of an airplane and wanting to see my dad whie he is alive even though he would not likely know that I am there.
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Denise Borchert
Denise Borchert I know it's not the same as being there, but maybe you can set up a Skype session on the computer and talk with him face to face that way... I'm sure somebody could get him connected to you with a laptop computer smile emoticon
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Jamie Nauta Praying!
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Tienna Martin Praying
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Denise Borchert Prayers sent smile emoticon
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Sharon Olsen
Sharon Olsen Praying!!
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Thank you everyone for the prayers and please keep them going. God CAN do a work here, but the Doctors are saying that his extensive bleeding throughout his brain will likely leave him brain dead within the next 24 hours. I am trying to decide if I should risk the germs of an airplane ride, with an important major surgery of my own coming right up on Tuesday. I need God's wisdom, too.
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Kristy Jameson
Kristy Jameson Praying for Gods wisdom.
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Thank you, truly torn here.
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Donna Carlson
Donna Carlson Praying for you and your family. Praying and knowing GOD will be with you during your surgery, also with your dad.
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Penny Dimino Praying
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Mindy Blevins Neissl So sorry Mark, we are praying for you!
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Mark Claiborne Well, the Doc's are keeping dad on a ventilator until I and my siblings all see him. Then they will take him off of it and he will likely not live much past that, if he is even alive now. Thank you all for your prayers. I am on my way to fly down there. After this trip I head/fly straight to Virginia Mason for my big surgery.
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Mindy Blevins Neissl Safe travels Mark!
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Audrey Joscelyn-Bennett Praying
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Sharon Olsen Be safe Mark, prayers go with you!!
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Denise Borchert Still praying for you and your Dad heart emoticon
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Virginia Triebwasser Praying for peace and comfort for every one
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Dad passed away yesterday at 12:09PM. I am on an airplane headed home to try and rest up for my surgery on Tuesday. I appreciate the prayers of all of you! It will be so hard to not have him checking on me at the hospital. I found out today that he had intended to travel up to Seattle this Tuesday to be with me as I go into my most major and invasive surgery ever. This ain't gonna be a good week.
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne By the way, the B in my name, my middle name, is for Byron my father and I have included it in my signature with pride since I first learned to sign my name to any paper or document.
I love how it turns from dad dying to dipshitt's surgery.
Originally Posted by dennisinaz
Why do we put up with him. He seriously has some sh !t wrong in his head!


For a moment, I thought you were talking about Cutler, I mean Flave, or whoever the fug he is this week!
She got 7 "likes."







Dave
It's pretty telling to see who comes out of the closet in support of safariman.

double entendre fully intended.
I don't know what double underwear means but I'm relatively certain Aces likes the COCK.






Travis
I sure the fu.ck ain't on Marks side other than hearing about his father. What I do think is funny however, are how pus.sy hurt you girls are over your cyber friend let-down. Right on cue Bruncle Billy jumps in to be equally as pus.sy hurt as his cyber idol Flave.

As the Campfire turns.....
Geeze Mark, is there ANY low you won't go? My grandson figured you out halfway through breakfast when you pushed your CD across the table. When you "taxed" us a brick of .22, to shoot on your buddies land I realized I was the screwball for believing your bullchit. You are just a click below whale chit.
Wish condolences on the death of ones father (a week before Christmas) and you become a cock loving retard?

If that's the case I retract my condolences....I ain't getting on the wrong side of cyber ju-ju.
Originally Posted by DINK
I guess the kook of the year contest is over.


Looks like a lock for SM but don't count TheRealBrowneye out just yet. He's an ultra-magnum attention whore and is probably coming up with a story of how a Grinch in a green pickup tried stealing all his presents....
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
I sure the fu.ck ain't on Marks side other than hearing about his father. What I do think is funny however, are how pus.sy hurt you girls are over your cyber friend let-down. Right on cue Bruncle Billy jumps in to be equally as pus.sy hurt as his cyber idol Flave.

As the Campfire turns.....


Twixt claiming personal relationships with families in ID, and then supporting Claiborne, but then walking them both back when pointed you are a confusing chick.

You still taking it in the ass from Claude?
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Wish condolences on the death of ones father (a week before Christmas) and you become a cock loving retard?

If that's the case I retract my condolences....I ain't getting on the wrong side of cyber ju-ju.


You sob like a retard.




Dave
Damn Ace, when you get your jealous fur up over Travis, you really get temperamental.
Priceless
Originally Posted by Remington6MM
Damn Ace, when you get your jealous fur up over Travis, you really get temperamental.


You shouldn't pick on retards.





Dave
I am sooo ashamed.
DO I RISK THE GERMS!?!?!?!?!




Clark
Originally Posted by RDW
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
My little boy wants to know what I'm laughing at!

Can someone point me to the ass shot bear story?


Just Google ass shot bare



I just did, thank you, very refreshing laugh

"ass shot bare"

[Linked Image]


+1
Originally Posted by Remington6MM
I am sooo ashamed.


The REAL question, and the idea that should be pondered most before we throw up and pass out this evening... Is the Redfield Counterstrike worth giving a go? And will it survive on the bunny battlefield?

That's my concern.



Dave
It really does look tempting.

I'm thinking a shooter could zero the laser for close stuff (25 and in) and leave the dot zeroed for the 50?

Cool concept. Only one way to find out I guess.




Clark
Your concern is indeed warranted and your white paper report or just some holes in a beer box, will be greatly appreciated.
Yours until further notice.

W. Bill
Now GFY
Originally Posted by Remington6MM
Geeze Mark, is there ANY low you won't go? My grandson figured you out halfway through breakfast when you pushed your CD across the table. When you "taxed" us a brick of .22, to shoot on your buddies land I realized I was the screwball for believing your bullchit. You are just a click below whale chit.


Too fugkin' funny.

Please tell us more.




Travis
Originally Posted by Remington6MM
Your concern is indeed warranted and your white paper report or just some holes in a beer box, will be greatly appreciated.
Yours until further notice.

W. Bill
Now GFY


Thanks friend.

I will share my findings upon finding my findings.

I need to go to bed. I'm schitfaced and I have to call dogs tomorrow.



XOOXXOXO,
Clark
Originally Posted by deflave
She got 7 "likes."







Dave


Now thats funny! hahaha
Lmao when I first read this earlier today. I knew where it was going. Leighton had this guy figured out years ago and we would PM back and forth about what a scammer he is
He obviously intends to keep this crap up as long as he can find one person who still buys this line of bull.
Originally Posted by DINK
I guess the kook of the year contest is over.

Dink


I think after this we can go ahead and retire the jersey crazy

Un-frikking-believable.
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Prayers sent. Hopefully he was an organ donor...


...or at least an accordion player.
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
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Good try...not even close.

Strap on some depends and take another swing.

ObviouslyI was duped into thinking the thtead was legit. Others too.
Ì posted as if it were legit. Others too.
Now I'm being taken to task for it.
Or is it because I consider myself a Christian, and you take offence to it?
This whole deal is not my fight. Hate the OP for his thread, not others who got duped.

Don't worry it, Rusty.

Being recently returned to the 24HCF after a lengthy absence, you have missed the Safariman saga of bad deals, crooked deals, and false claims. Let alone all the insurance scams for which he has ben de-licensed, etc.

SM's psychopathology has been on display.

Anyone know what the 'surgery' on Tues is?
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
Quote
Good try...not even close.

Strap on some depends and take another swing.

ObviouslyI was duped into thinking the thtead was legit. Others too.
Ì posted as if it were legit. Others too.
Now I'm being taken to task for it.
Or is it because I consider myself a Christian, and you take offence to it?
This whole deal is not my fight. Hate the OP for his thread, not others who got duped.


You were being taken to task because of the perception you were giving a free pass to a thief and liar because he shared a common religion with you.


Sure its not because they are both Masons? grin
This thread is uber entertaining. I'm on Flaves side.
and who knows where else these claims have been made, and what pledges of support have been received ?
My work is complete yet again.


And we all are anxiously awaiting Mark's explanation.

That should be good for a few more pages. wink
how many pizzas do you need to sell to fund a roundtrip ticket from walla walla to sacramento?

Don't need pizzas. Just solicit free scopes for kids in need and sell them online.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
My work is complete yet again.



good work,chief.
I'm wondering if Safariman and bigsqueeze her alter egos
Originally Posted by Steelhead
My work is complete yet again.




Please don't retire and go away. Your work has just begun.
Originally Posted by doubletap
Don't need pizzas. Just solicit free scopes for kids in need and sell them online.


Or scam old folks out of their retirement funds and disabled veterans on guns.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Wish condolences on the death of ones father (a week before Christmas) and you become a cock loving retard?

If that's the case I retract my condolences....I ain't getting on the wrong side of cyber ju-ju.


Correction, you long ago established yourself as a COCK loving retard.

How do you retract your condolences? retard and hypocrite.


mike r

My first thought, at Marks' first post………………..


How much life insurance does Mark have on his old man?
Originally Posted by ironbender
Anyone know what the 'surgery' on Tues is?


Gender reassignment. No man would do what he's done.
Will he STILL get back on here ??
Yes
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by huntsman22
has the murderer been executed yet?


Hopefully he's an organ donor.


Have they 'parted out' the murderer (or dad?) so SM can get his pieces/parts for Tuesdays upcoming majorest surgery yet?
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Partsman
Asphalt angel has a real case study here with him, or else it is a sign she is not doing her job


Uhhhhh.... You don't honestly think she's the honest portion of this team do you?



Travis


Nailed.

Who the pimp is in the relationship is very murky.
Originally Posted by doubletap
Don't need pizzas. Just solicit free scopes for kids in need and sell them online.


Now that's low.
Originally Posted by ironbender
Anyone know what the 'surgery' on Tues is?


Whatever it is, it's more major and invasive than kidney transplant. It must be very serious. Let's all keep him in our prayers. And maybe we should consider taking up a fund to help his family through this rough patch.
Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
Sherri Claiborne's Facebook page

Mark Claiborne‎
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December 17 at 9:13am ·

PRAYERS NEEDED! My dad, 79 year old Byron Claiborne, has hit his head HARD on a stonework countertop in his kitchen. There is some indication that there could have been an assault by one of his tennants there at his multi plex ranch style home. Regardless of how this came to be, right now he is on a ventilator/respirator, unconcsious, non responsive, in critical condition and according to my siblings may not have much longer to live, barring a miracle. God is bigger than all of this! And he is THE great physician. Please pray that God would have mercy in this scenario and would reach down and touch my father. Sherri and I are praying from here and awaiting more updates and info as they come in. Thank you, everyone MARK
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Kristy Jameson Prayers!
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Bonnie Skaggs
Bonnie Skaggs THIS IS SO BAD AND SAD,GARY AND I WILL BE PRAYING FOR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
Like · December 17 at 9:16am
Lucinda Harlow
Lucinda Harlow Praying
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Doug Murphy Praying Mark, let us know if We can do anything
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Valerie Calley Praying
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Christy Podolski Lord, please be with Byron and give him a miracle. Be with his doctors, give them wisdom. Be with the family members, comfort them and fill each of them with your peace. Touch Mark specifically with extra measures of your peace Lord. It's so hard being...See More
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Thank you for this, Christy. I truly am torn between staying wise and avoiding the germs of an airplane and wanting to see my dad whie he is alive even though he would not likely know that I am there.
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Denise Borchert
Denise Borchert I know it's not the same as being there, but maybe you can set up a Skype session on the computer and talk with him face to face that way... I'm sure somebody could get him connected to you with a laptop computer smile emoticon
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Jamie Nauta Praying!
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Denise Borchert Prayers sent smile emoticon
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Sharon Olsen Praying!!
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Mark Claiborne Thank you everyone for the prayers and please keep them going. God CAN do a work here, but the Doctors are saying that his extensive bleeding throughout his brain will likely leave him brain dead within the next 24 hours. I am trying to decide if I should risk the germs of an airplane ride, with an important major surgery of my own coming right up on Tuesday. I need God's wisdom, too.
Like · December 17 at 10:27am
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Kristy Jameson Praying for Gods wisdom.
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Mark Claiborne Thank you, truly torn here.
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Donna Carlson Praying for you and your family. Praying and knowing GOD will be with you during your surgery, also with your dad.
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Penny Dimino Praying
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Mindy Blevins Neissl So sorry Mark, we are praying for you!
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Well, the Doc's are keeping dad on a ventilator until I and my siblings all see him. Then they will take him off of it and he will likely not live much past that, if he is even alive now. Thank you all for your prayers. I am on my way to fly down there. After this trip I head/fly straight to Virginia Mason for my big surgery.
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Mindy Blevins Neissl Safe travels Mark!
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Audrey Joscelyn-Bennett Praying
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Sharon Olsen Be safe Mark, prayers go with you!!
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Denise Borchert Still praying for you and your Dad heart emoticon
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Virginia Triebwasser Praying for peace and comfort for every one
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Dad passed away yesterday at 12:09PM. I am on an airplane headed home to try and rest up for my surgery on Tuesday. I appreciate the prayers of all of you! It will be so hard to not have him checking on me at the hospital. I found out today that he had intended to travel up to Seattle this Tuesday to be with me as I go into my most major and invasive surgery ever. This ain't gonna be a good week.
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne By the way, the B in my name, my middle name, is for Byron my father and I have included it in my signature with pride since I first learned to sign my name to any paper or document.


This keeps getting better.

Dad allegedly dies a violent death at 79, before typical life insurance policies expire at age 80.

An "accidental" death at the age of 79 would maximize insurance payments. I wonder if there's anything in the OP's past to indicate he would know that?
Just when I think Mark can sink no lower...

You're a pathological liar, Mark, and you're a sociopathic con artist.

I recall you talking about your father many times - almost always in regards to how much his properties were likely worth and his Cadillac that you talked about ad nauseum because "some day it would be yours" and you daydreamed about having it restored and cruising it with the top down. Don't recall much else about your Dad, though.

Given that you're already being investigated for bankruptcy fraud, and that normally serves as a precursor to tax fraud (figure it out as to how and why), it would likely be a very good idea to inform the bankruptcy trustee that has reopened your case as to this death and any inheritance. Given your now known track record, that trustee is going to want copies of the will and a full accounting of the estate.

Oh, and don't trouble yourself thinking that I'll rat you out to the trustee, Mark. I haven't and haven't needed to do so. You've clearly pissed off enough other people that they are taking care of watching you and making sure that you don't pull off yet another scam.

This one, though, is almost beyond the pale even for you. Though, you did try to use your dead mother-in-law for a "funeral/burial expenses" scam here, so maybe this shouldn't come as nearly as much of a surprise as it does.
Whomever said that he'll keep trying this so long as a single person buys his lies is exactly right. Frankly, the Campfire Christians need to police their own. Mark uses his "faith" (he has none, really) as a weapon in his cons. No group enables his continued nefarious ways more than the Christians on this site. When he needs a confidence boost, or a minor scam to work, it never fails that he'll get what he needs here by invoking the Lord's Name in vain and some fool will rush to aid their "brother".

Until that stops, Mark will continue to do everything he can to con anyone and everyone he can for his own greedy, self-absorbed, sociopathic desires.
Originally Posted by huntsman22
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by huntsman22
has the murderer been executed yet?


Hopefully he's an organ donor.


Have they 'parted out' the murderer (or dad?) so SM can get his pieces/parts for Tuesdays upcoming majorest surgery yet?


Now we know the motive for the latest scam and brouhaha

Originally Posted by safariman
Mark Claiborne (On Facebook) Well, the Doc's are keeping dad on a ventilator until I and my siblings all see him. Then they will take him off of it and he will likely not live much past that, if he is even alive now. Thank you all for your prayers. I am on my way to fly down there. After this trip I head/fly straight to Virginia Mason for my big surgery


Expect SM will tell us next he's headed to VM for a "kidney transplant" that his health insurance (Obamacare - wouldn't that be ironic? Maybe not for a Democrat) won't totally cover, and that good Christian souls (i.e., idiots who don't know him well) would be blessed to contribute to his medical bills (read that his bank account for another motorcycle or hyped up worthless rifle he can peddle on another internet site).

Personality disorder is right - sociopathic borderline personality disorder. It's incurable, so let's bury the dead and move on to some worthwhile topic.
One thing is painfully obvious, so many on here still think he has some shred of morality, that they feel his posts don't warrant full reading before offering condolences
Originally Posted by Wildcatter264
Originally Posted by huntsman22
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by huntsman22
has the murderer been executed yet?


Hopefully he's an organ donor.


Have they 'parted out' the murderer (or dad?) so SM can get his pieces/parts for Tuesdays upcoming majorest surgery yet?


Now we know the motive for the latest scam and brouhaha

Originally Posted by safariman
Mark Claiborne (On Facebook) Well, the Doc's are keeping dad on a ventilator until I and my siblings all see him. Then they will take him off of it and he will likely not live much past that, if he is even alive now. Thank you all for your prayers. I am on my way to fly down there. After this trip I head/fly straight to Virginia Mason for my big surgery


Expect SM will tell us next he's headed to VM for a "kidney transplant" that his health insurance (Obamacare - wouldn't that be ironic? Maybe not for a Democrat) won't totally cover, and that good Christian souls (i.e., idiots who don't know him well) would be blessed to contribute to his medical bills (read that his bank account for another motorcycle or hyped up worthless rifle he can peddle on another internet site).

Personality disorder is right - sociopathic borderline personality disorder. It's incurable, so let's bury the dead and move on to some worthwhile topic.



Supposedly his Kidney transplant happened last Spring.

Originally Posted by 4ager
This one, though, is almost beyond the pale even for you. Though, you did try to use your dead mother-in-law for a "funeral/burial expenses" scam here, so maybe this shouldn't come as nearly as much of a surprise as it does.


I must have missed that one..what happened? Did he get rumbled or did folks loose money?
What about the donor, Cousin Vicki?

Last we heard, she was in bad shape and going in for multiple surgeries due to donating the kidney...

Was her fate any better than anyone else that he conned?
Conspicuously missing isn't she.



Quote
This keeps getting better.

Dad allegedly dies a violent death at 79, before typical life insurance policies expire at age 80.

An "accidental" death at the age of 79 would maximize insurance payments. I wonder if there's anything in the OP's past to indicate he would know that?


Damn.

Birdwatcher

Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Quote
This keeps getting better.

Dad allegedly dies a violent death at 79, before typical life insurance policies expire at age 80.

An "accidental" death at the age of 79 would maximize insurance payments. I wonder if there's anything in the OP's past to indicate he would know that?


Damn.

Birdwatcher



Certainly makes you wonder, doesn't it...
I try and want to give everybody the beniffet of doubt, that's just my nature.

I never met the man or got caught up in the other drama, however this last subject broke the camels back. One must think there is a bunch of idiots around here to try to pass that fabrication off around here. Ain't happening.

On this site YOU wil be found out. There are many folks here with a finely tuned bull [bleep] meter. You don't joke or manipulate about subjects like that, not cool. Now just do the right thing (honorable) and go.
This all seems to confirm my theory that reincarnation is real....No one would be so low and diabolical as this unless they were Charles Ponzi
Originally Posted by Pete E
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Quote
This keeps getting better.

Dad allegedly dies a violent death at 79, before typical life insurance policies expire at age 80.

An "accidental" death at the age of 79 would maximize insurance payments. I wonder if there's anything in the OP's past to indicate he would know that?


Damn.

Birdwatcher



Certainly makes you wonder, doesn't it...


No schit! Wouldnt be a shocker though if it indeed went down that way.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
Sherri Claiborne's Facebook page

Mark Claiborne‎
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December 17 at 9:13am ·

PRAYERS NEEDED! My dad, 79 year old Byron Claiborne, has hit his head HARD on a stonework countertop in his kitchen. There is some indication that there could have been an assault by one of his tennants there at his multi plex ranch style home. Regardless of how this came to be, right now he is on a ventilator/respirator, unconcsious, non responsive, in critical condition and according to my siblings may not have much longer to live, barring a miracle. God is bigger than all of this! And he is THE great physician. Please pray that God would have mercy in this scenario and would reach down and touch my father. Sherri and I are praying from here and awaiting more updates and info as they come in. Thank you, everyone MARK
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Kristy Jameson
Kristy Jameson Prayers!
Like · December 17 at 9:16am
Bonnie Skaggs
Bonnie Skaggs THIS IS SO BAD AND SAD,GARY AND I WILL BE PRAYING FOR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
Like · December 17 at 9:16am
Lucinda Harlow
Lucinda Harlow Praying
Like · December 17 at 9:18am
Doug Murphy
Doug Murphy Praying Mark, let us know if We can do anything
Like · December 17 at 9:22am
Valerie Calley
Valerie Calley Praying
Like · December 17 at 9:24am
Christy Podolski
Christy Podolski Lord, please be with Byron and give him a miracle. Be with his doctors, give them wisdom. Be with the family members, comfort them and fill each of them with your peace. Touch Mark specifically with extra measures of your peace Lord. It's so hard being...See More
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Thank you for this, Christy. I truly am torn between staying wise and avoiding the germs of an airplane and wanting to see my dad whie he is alive even though he would not likely know that I am there.
Like · December 17 at 10:29am
Denise Borchert
Denise Borchert I know it's not the same as being there, but maybe you can set up a Skype session on the computer and talk with him face to face that way... I'm sure somebody could get him connected to you with a laptop computer smile emoticon
Like · 1 · December 17 at 10:32am
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Jamie Nauta
Jamie Nauta Praying!
Like · December 17 at 9:56am
Tienna Martin
Tienna Martin Praying
Like · December 17 at 10:02am
Denise Borchert
Denise Borchert Prayers sent smile emoticon
Like · December 17 at 10:18am
Sharon Olsen
Sharon Olsen Praying!!
Like · December 17 at 10:25am
Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Thank you everyone for the prayers and please keep them going. God CAN do a work here, but the Doctors are saying that his extensive bleeding throughout his brain will likely leave him brain dead within the next 24 hours. I am trying to decide if I should risk the germs of an airplane ride, with an important major surgery of my own coming right up on Tuesday. I need God's wisdom, too.
Like · December 17 at 10:27am
Kristy Jameson
Kristy Jameson Praying for Gods wisdom.
Like · December 17 at 10:28am
Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Thank you, truly torn here.
Like · December 17 at 10:30am
Donna Carlson
Donna Carlson Praying for you and your family. Praying and knowing GOD will be with you during your surgery, also with your dad.
Like · December 17 at 10:35am
Penny Dimino
Penny Dimino Praying
Like · December 17 at 11:01am
Mindy Blevins Neissl
Mindy Blevins Neissl So sorry Mark, we are praying for you!
Like · December 17 at 3:48pm
Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Well, the Doc's are keeping dad on a ventilator until I and my siblings all see him. Then they will take him off of it and he will likely not live much past that, if he is even alive now. Thank you all for your prayers. I am on my way to fly down there. After this trip I head/fly straight to Virginia Mason for my big surgery.
Like · December 17 at 5:34pm
Mindy Blevins Neissl
Mindy Blevins Neissl Safe travels Mark!
Like · December 17 at 8:40pm
Audrey Joscelyn-Bennett
Audrey Joscelyn-Bennett Praying
Like · Yesterday at 12:05am
Sharon Olsen
Sharon Olsen Be safe Mark, prayers go with you!!
Like · Yesterday at 12:17am
Denise Borchert
Denise Borchert Still praying for you and your Dad heart emoticon
Like · Yesterday at 7:31am
Virginia Triebwasser
Virginia Triebwasser Praying for peace and comfort for every one
Like · Yesterday at 7:34am
Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne Dad passed away yesterday at 12:09PM. I am on an airplane headed home to try and rest up for my surgery on Tuesday. I appreciate the prayers of all of you! It will be so hard to not have him checking on me at the hospital. I found out today that he had intended to travel up to Seattle this Tuesday to be with me as I go into my most major and invasive surgery ever. This ain't gonna be a good week.
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne By the way, the B in my name, my middle name, is for Byron my father and I have included it in my signature with pride since I first learned to sign my name to any paper or document.


This keeps getting better.

Dad allegedly dies a violent death at 79, before typical life insurance policies expire at age 80.

An "accidental" death at the age of 79 would maximize insurance payments. I wonder if there's anything in the OP's past to indicate he would know that?



"his multi plex ranch style home"

This is the bit that I really like...and the God solicitations, we cannot forget those.

I genuinely expected a paypal link at the bottom.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by Wildcatter264
Originally Posted by huntsman22
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by huntsman22
has the murderer been executed yet?


Hopefully he's an organ donor.


Have they 'parted out' the murderer (or dad?) so SM can get his pieces/parts for Tuesdays upcoming majorest surgery yet?


Now we know the motive for the latest scam and brouhaha

Originally Posted by safariman
Mark Claiborne (On Facebook) Well, the Doc's are keeping dad on a ventilator until I and my siblings all see him. Then they will take him off of it and he will likely not live much past that, if he is even alive now. Thank you all for your prayers. I am on my way to fly down there. After this trip I head/fly straight to Virginia Mason for my big surgery


Expect SM will tell us next he's headed to VM for a "kidney transplant" that his health insurance (Obamacare - wouldn't that be ironic? Maybe not for a Democrat) won't totally cover, and that good Christian souls (i.e., idiots who don't know him well) would be blessed to contribute to his medical bills (read that his bank account for another motorcycle or hyped up worthless rifle he can peddle on another internet site).

Personality disorder is right - sociopathic borderline personality disorder. It's incurable, so let's bury the dead and move on to some worthwhile topic.



Supposedly his Kidney transplant happened last Spring.


VM's transplant team has very good results, so I expect this "majorest surgey" is likely some minor thing. We'll probably hear from SM next that his "kidney has been rejected" so he'll need a new one.

If you follow the Free Classifieds closely now, you may see SM start an auction for the highest bidding 24HCF Christian member to win the privilege of donating a new kidney to SM. Talk about killing 2 birds with one stone. Priceless comedy unfortunately, when the original topic was someone's death. crazy
Originally Posted by JSTUART

"his multi plex ranch style home"


Is that a new ballistic reticle?

Where do I send money?
Caught up on 8 pages this morning after being away yesterday. This is way better than binge watching Breaking Bad! I'm thinking someone should compile a highlights - ok I mean lowlights- string of SM's posts for the newcomers to 24Hr CF.

The sidebar internet pissin contest between Flave and AssesNeights is an added bonus. Flave is rapidly becoming my new internet hero.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
What about the donor, Cousin Vicki?

Last we heard, she was in bad shape and going in for multiple surgeries due to donating the kidney...

Was her fate any better than anyone else that he conned?


Hey give it a break you pack of really nasty meanies...the man is trying to have MAJOR surgery to possibly extract the fathers wallet without the bankruptcy court finding out.


Have you heartless ghouls no sympathy for one of God's wee little angels in his time of fiscal need?
Jstuart. If you liked the ass shot bear threads, you should read the avalanche sale thread and the custom 7mmmashburn for sale thread
Originally Posted by pahick


No schit! Wouldnt be a shocker though if it indeed went down that way.


No...not really.


added;

And I bet we would be solicited for legal fees.
I do not know if internet trolls have a hall of fame, but if they do, safariman would surely be among the first round of nominees! WOW!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Jstuart. If you liked the ass shot bear threads, you should read the avalanche sale thread and the custom 7mmmashburn for sale thread



I am getting my jollies from this one...and everyone I am sending links to seem amused by his antics as well.




The 7 mash burn thread will really REALLY shed light on his past deeds.

To include the court records of why his ins. Licenses was revoked.


As well as information on his bankruptcy fraud
Prayers to the victim(s)

That should about cover it
Originally Posted by gitem_12
The 7 mash burn thread will really REALLY shed light on his past deeds.

To include the court records of why his ins. Licenses was revoked.


As well as information on his bankruptcy fraud


I read that one, and it did not surprise me one bit.


NOW FOR THE BIG QUESTION;


I wonder how much asphalt angel is worth...insured, Cadillac, kidney?
If it walks like a fvkk and sounds like a fvkk...
I Am sorry to note,I have met a few individuals with behavior patterns similar to those noted here:all of them professed their faith to anyone who would listen,much like this one does.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
My work is complete yet again.




[Linked Image]



Oh, and he also wants to know if you want him to be your personal lord and savior...


laugh
Originally Posted by MojoHand
If it walks like a fvkk and sounds like a fvkk...



...then it is probably a constipated someone after a dose of laxatives.
7mm mashburn thread

For anyone interested
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper


This keeps getting better.

Dad allegedly dies a violent death at 79, before typical life insurance policies expire at age 80.

An "accidental" death at the age of 79 would maximize insurance payments. I wonder if there's anything in the OP's past to indicate he would know that?


Lets hope the investigators are aware of Marks mode of operations.
I didn't read all 33 pages here,but did he even have the balls to post any kind of a reply here? This is one person where Ric ought to step in and pull the lifetime ban trigger, but then again, it would sure make the conversation around here a lot more pedestrian.
Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
Sherri Claiborne's Facebook page

Mark Claiborne‎
to
Stateline Community Church
December 17 at 9:13am ·

PRAYERS NEEDED! My dad, 79 year old Byron Claiborne, has hit his head HARD on a stonework countertop in his kitchen. There is some indication that there could have been an assault by one of his tennants there at his multi plex ranch style home. Regardless of how this came to be, right now he is on a ventilator/respirator, unconcsious, non responsive, in critical condition and according to my siblings may not have much longer to live, barring a miracle. God is bigger than all of this! And he is THE great physician. Please pray that God would have mercy in this scenario and would reach down and touch my father. Sherri and I are praying from here and awaiting more updates and info as they come in. Thank you, everyone MARK
.........



Might be best to just take a step back for a little bit until any of this could be verified.


I've seen supposed honest people lie and I've seen liars tell the truth. Don't think I'd want to be on the wrong side of beating a man down on something like this even if the chances of it being true were very slim.


Originally Posted by rrroae



Might be best to just take a step back for a little bit until any of this could be verified.


I've seen supposed honest people lie and I've seen liars tell the truth. Don't think I'd want to be on the wrong side of beating a man down on something like this even if the chances of it being true were very slim.




You are correct...I shall cease forthwith.


Mr Claiborne...my condolences.
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by MojoHand
If it walks like a fvkk and sounds like a fvkk...



...then it is probably a constipated someone after a dose of laxatives.


Fugg the laxatives...drink a glass of Golytely.
Originally Posted by rrroae
Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
Sherri Claiborne's Facebook page

Mark Claiborne‎
to
Stateline Community Church
December 17 at 9:13am ·

PRAYERS NEEDED! My dad, 79 year old Byron Claiborne, has hit his head HARD on a stonework countertop in his kitchen. There is some indication that there could have been an assault by one of his tennants there at his multi plex ranch style home. Regardless of how this came to be, right now he is on a ventilator/respirator, unconcsious, non responsive, in critical condition and according to my siblings may not have much longer to live, barring a miracle. God is bigger than all of this! And he is THE great physician. Please pray that God would have mercy in this scenario and would reach down and touch my father. Sherri and I are praying from here and awaiting more updates and info as they come in. Thank you, everyone MARK
.........



Might be best to just take a step back for a little bit until any of this could be verified.


I've seen supposed honest people lie and I've seen liars tell the truth. Don't think I'd want to be on the wrong side of beating a man down on something like this even if the chances of it being true were very slim.





Says volumes to.me when that Facebook post has been taken down from the churches Facebook page
Originally Posted by fluffy
I Am sorry to note,I have met a few individuals with behavior patterns similar to those noted here:all of them professed their faith to anyone who would listen,much like this one does.


I used to negotiate settlements for a large financial institution. Anytime someone brought up their faith as part of the negotiating process, I knew I was dealing with a real slime ball who would try to leverage it for money.

Auburn CA is a very small community. A brutal murder, especially of an elderly man and with a suspect supposedly under arrest and in custody, would be the type of thing to make the news, would it not?

See if you can find any hint of it via any search of local news outlets.
You guys know that Mark loves this schit, right? That's why he hadn't posted, he wants as many people to hammer him as possible. Then, when the replies start to taper off, he'll post another "I'm the victim" reply and bump the balloon back up in the air.

He gets off on it.



P
http://www.orovillemr.com/general-n...form-sunday-at-oroville-christian-church


Wonder if Dean Claiborne is still gonna sing...given circumstances
This shiit is hilarious. I am praying for his father, cause I doubt he is headed where he wants to go. Doesn't sound like he was a stand up man, or much of a Christian. Like father, like son. Apple sure fell right to the base didn't it
Originally Posted by kevinJ
This shiit is hilarious. I am praying for his father, cause I doubt he is headed where he wants to go. Doesn't sound like he was a stand up man, or much of a Christian. Like father, like son. Apple sure fell right to the base didn't it


Hey fellow stop it, I am really trying here...I even typed sincerely!
Originally Posted by gophergunner
I didn't read all 33 pages here,but did he even have the balls to post any kind of a reply here? This is one person where Ric ought to step in and pull the lifetime ban trigger, but then again, it would sure make the conversation around here a lot more pedestrian.


Nah let him be, SM posts will be studied in Psychopathology courses at major universities for years. Then a major plus is the entertainment value of the discussion.


And my post count rises.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Jstuart. If you liked the ass shot bear threads, you should read the avalanche sale thread and the custom 7mmmashburn for sale thread


Link those babies up so we can laugh and cry some more.
I already linked the 7 mashburn thread.
Avalanche Thread
This has all the makings of a Dateline episode.

Or a Jerry Springer show


For some reason I keep thinking of the story about the little boy who cried wolf.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn


Do you ever stop pointing your finger at people, expressing your ugly heart? Obviously you're addicted to your behavior. At least these folks try to quit and change.


Nothing about 'flave is ugly.

Nothing.




'flave


Thank Allah for burkas, right?
Some sick sh!!t.

Posting on a forum to a bunch of unknown people would be the last thing on my mind IF a family member had just been beat to death.

SM, you are a f ucked up individual.
I hope not but this really isn't out of the question anymore

[Linked Image]
I know I am late to the party as there are many threads I never open but I have read this one in its entirety.

This guy sounds like a total scissrbill to me based on what many of you are saying-has he defrauded some folks on firearms deals or what? Does he have a history of making this sort of thing up?

Whistle
Originally Posted by whistle1
I know I am late to the party as there are many threads I never open but I have read this one in its entirety.

This guy sounds like a total scissrbill to me based on what many of you are saying-has he defrauded some folks on firearms deals or what? Does he have a history of making this sort of thing up?

Whistle


No, they are just all haters...pm the man and see if you can help as he would probably appreciate it.
Originally Posted by teal
I hope not but this really isn't out of the question anymore

[Linked Image]


Did you really just go there?

Dude.
Originally Posted by Kenneth
Originally Posted by teal
I hope not but this really isn't out of the question anymore

[Linked Image]


Did you really just go there?

Dude.


Wasn't the first - not by a long shot.

Unless I'm mistaken about the several posts asking questions about dad going just before his insurance wouldn't pay and how maybe the OP was well aware of that....
whistle1,

If you read the entire thread there are several links posted to past history. It will take you awhile to read them, but there are many examples of this man's character and behavior.

Apparently the only thing we can believe from this man's mouth at the present time is that his father is, in fact, dead. That is about it.
Read the OP and a couple of followup posts. Subsequently couldn't figure out why it was getting so much attention. I passed on offering condolences, as it sounded just a little too melodramatic, and I'm glad that I did. Just logged in this morning and checked the last couple of pages. It was like watching a train wreck--I had to go back and read all 36 pages. mad

Words fail me.. shocked
It is indeed a train wreck.

Only the shock value of the train wrecks keep escalating.

One can't help but wonder "What's next?"
Originally Posted by nifty-two-fifty
whistle1,

If you read the entire thread there are several links posted to past history. It will take you awhile to read them, but there are many examples of this man's character and behavior.

Apparently the only thing we can believe from this man's mouth at the present time is that his father is, in fact, dead. That is about it.




Well to be fair, apart from the op and a facebook post...is there any verification of such?

Far be for me to cast aspersions or doubt upon Mr (crap, I have forgotten his name)...Claiborne.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Prayers are with you.
Thanks for the reply-I did see some links but have not had the time to read them. I am thinking I am getting the drift from just reading this one though.

Whistle

PS
Perhaps Rommel and my Gus may need to pay this guy a visit to show him the error of his ways. Wait a minute, Gus just came in from the barn and said he had eaten enough cow [bleep] for the time being.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by rrroae
Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
Sherri Claiborne's Facebook page

Mark Claiborne‎
to
Stateline Community Church
December 17 at 9:13am ·

PRAYERS NEEDED! My dad, 79 year old Byron Claiborne, has hit his head HARD on a stonework countertop in his kitchen. There is some indication that there could have been an assault by one of his tennants there at his multi plex ranch style home. Regardless of how this came to be, right now he is on a ventilator/respirator, unconcsious, non responsive, in critical condition and according to my siblings may not have much longer to live, barring a miracle. God is bigger than all of this! And he is THE great physician. Please pray that God would have mercy in this scenario and would reach down and touch my father. Sherri and I are praying from here and awaiting more updates and info as they come in. Thank you, everyone MARK
.........



Might be best to just take a step back for a little bit until any of this could be verified.


I've seen supposed honest people lie and I've seen liars tell the truth. Don't think I'd want to be on the wrong side of beating a man down on something like this even if the chances of it being true were very slim.





Says volumes to.me when that Facebook post has been taken down from the churches Facebook page


The post is still there https://www.facebook.com/groups/208943345861327/

This Facebook post was from Mark's account, not Sherry's account. Mark Claiborne made this post to the Facebook page of Stateline Community Church on December 17 at 9:13am.

Sherry's Facebook page is in the name of Sherry Claiborne not "Sherri". Mark refers to her as "Sherri".

This is a link to Mark's Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/mark.claiborne.524?fref=nf

This is a link to Sherry's Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/sherry.claiborne.1?fref=ts



·
Originally Posted by teal
Originally Posted by Kenneth
Originally Posted by teal
I hope not but this really isn't out of the question anymore

[Linked Image]


Did you really just go there?

Dude.


Wasn't the first - not by a long shot.

Unless I'm mistaken about the several posts asking questions about dad going just before his insurance wouldn't pay and how maybe the OP was well aware of that....


The thief sold a fixed annuity with withdrawl penalty over the next 10 years to an 84 year old woman. The annuity had a lower interest rate then her existing CD's which also carried 3k in penalties for early withdraws.

He left her with her checking account wiped out due to PERSONAL CHECKS written to him. Considering how badly he screwed this old lady for a 5-9k payday, there isn't anything I'd put past him for a large enough payday.
If you read his thread title it's as if he's giving a hint of what really happened. I wouldn't put murder of his own father for money above him at all. 79 and his life insurance about to be worthless ? For a true sociopath like Mark that's a lot of motive.
If the Feds weren't already monitoring this place 24/7, they will be now. Might even be hiring additional employees ...I'm sure Miss Lynn has already ran with it.
Originally Posted by lvmiker
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Wish condolences on the death of ones father (a week before Christmas) and you become a cock loving retard?

If that's the case I retract my condolences....I ain't getting on the wrong side of cyber ju-ju.


Correction, you long ago established yourself as a COCK loving retard.

How do you retract your condolences? retard and hypocrite.


mike r


Lol. Another idiot from the reach around crew.

God forgives you my brother.

PS...my retraction and subsequent comment regarding internet ju-ju was tongue in cheek but knowing your genetic lineage I understand how difficult everything is for you. Prayers sent
Originally Posted by whistle1
I know I am late to the party as there are many threads I never open but I have read this one in its entirety.

This guy sounds like a total scissrbill to me based on what many of you are saying-has he defrauded some folks on firearms deals or what? Does he have a history of making this sort of thing up?

Whistle


Let's just say don't buy anything from him. You'll thank me later.
OK, after high grading some of the supplied links I have to think safariman es un hombre muy loco and he probably enjoys reading all of this attention paid to him. He sounds totally desequilibrado. El es un fullero tambien.

Whistle(as in whistle up the dogs)
Miss Lynn, not saying you're wrong, but the Sherry in the link and the Sherri on Mark's Facebook page who he has posted pictures of in the past, don't look like the same person to me. The one in the link with the child care is a little... thicker and doesn't appear to have any visible tattoos, whereas Mark has bragged about how he talked Sherri in to getting tattoos in the past. I could be wrong.

Edited to add: the Sherry in the link does claim to be a daughter-in-law too, and what are the odds that there would be two with the same name.
Mark's first wife's name is Sherry. His current wife's (asphaltangel) name is Sherri.
Originally Posted by bhemry
Miss Lynn, not saying you're wrong, but the Sherry in the link and the Sherri on Mark's Facebook page who he has posted pictures of in the past, don't look like the same person to me. The one in the link with the child care is a little... thicker and doesn't appear to have any visible tattoos, whereas Mark has bragged about how he talked Sherri in to getting tattoos in the past. I could be wrong.

Edited to add: the Sherry in the link does claim to be a daughter-in-law too, and what are the odds that there would be two with the same name.


If I remember right from past SM drama, Sherry is the ex and Sherri is the current wife...
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Mark's first wife's name is Sherry. His current wife's (asphaltangel) name is Sherri.


Beat me to it, damn you can't make this crap up....
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by whistle1
I know I am late to the party as there are many threads I never open but I have read this one in its entirety.

This guy sounds like a total scissrbill to me based on what many of you are saying-has he defrauded some folks on firearms deals or what? Does he have a history of making this sort of thing up?

Whistle


No, they are just all haters...pm the man and see if you can help as he would probably appreciate it.


Just couldn't resist could you. Like someone was tempting you so they lobbed one up.

Oh well, you tried. grin
Originally Posted by BOBBALEE


And my post count rises.


+1
My thinking upon reading the title.

[Linked Image]
I don't think he can recover from this. Maybe he won't be back
Nope,he'll be back. It may be a month or more,but he'll be back.
Originally Posted by 280shooter
Originally Posted by BOBBALEE


And my post count rises.


+1
smile That's the part I don't get....this thread could have ended at page 10.
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Mark's first wife's name is Sherry. His current wife's (asphaltangel) name is Sherri.


Beat me to it, damn you can't make this crap up....


Wondered why neither was in each-other's friends list. Pretty trippy thread.
Munchhausen syndrome by proxy clouded with sociopathic denial.
Originally Posted by dennisinaz
I don't think he can recover from this. Maybe he won't be back

He'll be back. He's been sleazing around in a few threads trying to boost his cred lately.
Originally Posted by gunner500
Munchhausen syndrome by proxy clouded with sociopathic denial.



This from a man who claims to be stupid.....


Gunner you can't fool folks by using big words.



I tried. grin
Originally Posted by bhemry
Miss Lynn, not saying you're wrong, but the Sherry in the link and the Sherri on Mark's Facebook page who he has posted pictures of in the past, don't look like the same person to me. The one in the link with the child care is a little... thicker and doesn't appear to have any visible tattoos, whereas Mark has bragged about how he talked Sherri in to getting tattoos in the past. I could be wrong.

Edited to add: the Sherry in the link does claim to be a daughter-in-law too, and what are the odds that there would be two with the same name.


I noticed that too in some pictures, but they are supposed to be one in the same, go figure crazy

Mind you they are a lot better than some of the pics he used to post of her, ones that seemed to swerve towards his kink side.
I've got a $50 bill says he has a few PM's from other members condemning all us 'heathens' for being so horrible towards him.

Quote
Frankly, the Campfire Christians need to police their own.


Explain how HIS sins belong to other's of the same faith. His sins are his burdens. He owns them. This is how Christianity works.
Originally Posted by gunner500
Munchhausen syndrome by proxy clouded with sociopathic denial.
You remember that 6x Weaver that I have. Well finally killed a coyote with it,but with my .243 Win.

Here it is with a paint job and it's first coyote. cool

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by gunner500
Munchhausen syndrome by proxy clouded with sociopathic denial.



This from a man who claims to be stupid.....


Gunner you can't fool folks by using big words.



I tried. grin


Hey I just read that this morning................grin
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by gunner500
Munchhausen syndrome by proxy clouded with sociopathic denial.



This from a man who claims to be stupid.....


Gunner you can't fool folks by using big words.



I tried. grin


Hey I just read that this morning................grin




Yeah, but you were able to recite it back, and spell it all correctly....


you can't hide from your own brilliance!


I tried. laugh
Damn right I do Elk, hey, that scope never looked better, glad she was repaired and is back in service doing what she was made to do. wink
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
Quote
Frankly, the Campfire Christians need to police their own.


Explain how HIS sins belong to other's of the same faith. His sins are his burdens. He owns them. This is how Christianity works.


Same with Muslims too, right?
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by gunner500
Munchhausen syndrome by proxy clouded with sociopathic denial.



This from a man who claims to be stupid.....


Gunner you can't fool folks by using big words.



I tried. grin


Munchhausen by Campfire Syndrome. I coined it a while back on similar thread.
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by gunner500
Munchhausen syndrome by proxy clouded with sociopathic denial.



This from a man who claims to be stupid.....


Gunner you can't fool folks by using big words.



I tried. grin


Hey I just read that this morning................grin




Yeah, but you were able to recite it back, and spell it all correctly....


you can't hide from your own brilliance!


I tried. laugh


My little bulb burns very dim "Oh Grand One" blush
Yup,many more coyotes are in it's future.
They're not a stoned out Hollywood queered-up play write that could dream this schitt up.

It smelled fishy right off the bat, but wreaked like a landfill within a couple of pages.

I'm truly sorry to hear of the loss of life of a loved one.

This guy reminds me of one of my former AF commander who claimed to have "thousands of hours of SIMULATED combat experience" and numerous other claims to fame. It was always about him...WTF, over?
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by gunner500
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by gunner500
Munchhausen syndrome by proxy clouded with sociopathic denial.



This from a man who claims to be stupid.....


Gunner you can't fool folks by using big words.



I tried. grin


Hey I just read that this morning................grin




Yeah, but you were able to recite it back, and spell it all correctly....


you can't hide from your own brilliance!


I tried. laugh


My little bulb burns very dim "Oh Grand One" blush




Liberal application of Rebecca Creek will brighten the flame....
Originally Posted by Akbob5
They're not a stoned out Hollywood queered-up play write that could dream this schitt up.

It smelled fishy right off the bat, but wreaked like a landfill within a couple of pages.

I'm truly sorry to hear of the loss of life of a loved one.

This guy reminds me of one of my former AF commander who claimed to have "thousands of hours of SIMULATED combat experience" and numerous other claims to fame. It was always about him...WTF, over?


As they say, the difference between writing fiction and truth is that fiction has to be somewhat believable.
Originally Posted by dennisinaz
I don't think he can recover from this. Maybe he won't be back


He's been online nearly the whole time. The sick fugger beats off to this stuff. Book it.
Ah man the good days
http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/6498719/1
Originally Posted by Steelhead
I've got a $50 bill says he has a few PM's from other members condemning all us 'heathens' for being so horrible towards him.

Wouldn't touch that bet!
Mark, I see you graced us with your presence a little after 12pm, a half decent man, I know, I know, too high an expectation for you, would have explained his [bleep], apologized, and got to hell out of Dodge.

But you would have to have started out a man of some measure, and you and I both know, you never have been, nor will you ever be.

God Bless those who you have yet to screw.
Originally Posted by Akbob5
They're not a stoned out Hollywood queered-up play write that could dream this schitt up.

It smelled fishy right off the bat, but wreaked like a landfill within a couple of pages.

I'm truly sorry to hear of the loss of life of a loved one.

This guy reminds me of one of my former AF commander who claimed to have "thousands of hours of SIMULATED combat experience" and numerous other claims to fame. It was always about him...WTF, over?


So he was a bad ass in Call of Duty?
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
Quote
Frankly, the Campfire Christians need to police their own.


Explain how HIS sins belong to other's of the same faith. His sins are his burdens. He owns them. This is how Christianity works.


Read the rest of the post. The answers you seek are right there.

Hell, read my posts in the 7 Mashburn thread. Once you're done with those, if you are still confused then ask a direct question. Don't do PM; with Claiborne it had to be out in the open.
The one where he packed a pistol in Illinois

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8775698
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Akbob5
They're not a stoned out Hollywood queered-up play write that could dream this schitt up.

It smelled fishy right off the bat, but wreaked like a landfill within a couple of pages.

I'm truly sorry to hear of the loss of life of a loved one.

This guy reminds me of one of my former AF commander who claimed to have "thousands of hours of SIMULATED combat experience" and numerous other claims to fame. It was always about him...WTF, over?


So he was a bad ass in Call of Duty?


I don't know. He was an O-6 pilot.Training missions and flight simulator time. It was a small unit with quite a mixed crowd. Anyone describes training missions (if you can call training sorties missions) as "flying into the jaws of death" is a couple bubbles off. The real guys (one from AC-130 gunships, one chopper pilot from Vietnam, etc. really gave him hell) as I did. I was the senior enlisted guy and I'm pretty sure he despised me as I would call him on his dumb remarks...like at staff meetings. World-class narcissist.
How bout the scopes for Veterans thread? That was the straw that broke the camels back for me.
http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8836719
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
How bout the scopes for Veterans thread? That was the straw that broke the camels back for me.


Amen, I'd not piss on him.
ANyone have the "pimp my wife" thread from the Kahr forum?

THAT was damn creepy.
http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8845432
http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8863839
This is the thread..,

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8410326/4
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Yup,many more coyotes are in it's future.


Good deal Elk.

And yes Poobs, but, in the form of Glenmorangie and a fine hand rolled Nicaraguan, the light becomes exceedingly brighter.laugh
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
How bout the scopes for Veterans thread? That was the straw that broke the camels back for me.


Amen, I'd not piss on him.

+1
Im so sorry for your loss. My condolence to you and your family. You will all be in my prayers.

Kique
Kique, don't get duped. It's a con.
Sorry ive been gone for 4 months i think. Read the original post and responded. Didnt read all the comments. Guess i should now.
You're a fine man, regardless, pinche Migra .

Train wreck dittos, Ben.

GTC
Ateasses now speaks for god. Your knowledge of my genetics is as limited as it is on all other topics. You keep trying though, you may replace SM.

Thanks for the prayers, retard prayers count too.


mike r
Originally Posted by Enrique
Sorry ive been gone for 4 months i think. Read the original post and responded. Didnt read all the comments. Guess i should now.


Some things change, some stay the same. Welcome back.
Originally Posted by Akbob5
Originally Posted by Enrique
Sorry ive been gone for 4 months i think. Read the original post and responded. Didnt read all the comments. Guess i should now.


Some things change, some stay the same. Welcome back.


This.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by Rusty-Gunn
Quote
Frankly, the Campfire Christians need to police their own.


Explain how HIS sins belong to other's of the same faith. His sins are his burdens. He owns them. This is how Christianity works.


Same with Muslims too, right?


Aak them.

I am not responsible for the actions of others. Eaay enough.
Originally Posted by crossfireoops
You're a fine man, regardless, pinche Migra .

Train wreck dittos, Ben.

GTC


Cool, Enrique joined the Border Patrol?
So which of claiborne statements us the lie.

Her ehe said he is in Roseville ca., his post on the church page less than 12 hours after his dad died, he said he was waiting on a plane back home for his " major surgery"

And why would he be in Roseville Ca, when the lady currently living at the address of his father there said he moved away years ago to Auburn ca
Originally Posted by gitem_12
So which of claiborne statements us the lie.

Her ehe said he is in Roseville ca., his post on the church page less than 12 hours after his dad died, he said he was waiting on a plane back home for his " major surgery"

And why would he be in Roseville Ca, when the lady currently living at the address of his father there said he moved away years ago to Auburn ca


There is also a discontinuity in the timelines in this story and the one he provided to the church.

Here he said dad was kept on life support until everyone arrived. In the Church version, it sounded like he was just on it for a few minutes total before the docs removed it.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by gitem_12
So which of claiborne statements us the lie.

Her ehe said he is in Roseville ca., his post on the church page less than 12 hours after his dad died, he said he was waiting on a plane back home for his " major surgery"

And why would he be in Roseville Ca, when the lady currently living at the address of his father there said he moved away years ago to Auburn ca


There is also a discontinuity in the timelines in this story and the one he provided to the church.

Here he said dad was kept on life support until everyone arrived. In the Church version, it sounded like he was just on it for a few minutes total before the docs removed it.


Why can't everyone just believe him and start sending him money?
Auburn and Roseville are pretty close, about 15 miles.
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Originally Posted by mcmurphrjk
Auburn and Roseville are pretty close, about 15 miles.


But he stated in his post that he was at his Father's house in Roseville, California, if you are going to be specific about something, make it the right something, but then again he never thought anyone would check a damn thing.



It makes me wonder if he ever went at all, he'll it makes me wonder if he even knew his dad had moved
I read Mark's post before anyone posted a reply. I decided right away something smelled bad. Looks like I was right.

As a Christian I find his actions an embarrassment. He has done more harm while processing faith than I can stomach and earned a place on my ignore list. I wash my hands of his BS.
My father was murdered 21 years ago. It was written off as an automobile accident, but since reading this thread I have put two and two together and realize it was murder. Evidence: 1. My father was in the insurance business at one time (between being a car salesman and an OTR trucker.) 2. My father played trumpet at a roadhouse in the late '40's. My grandmother went to see him play once. She said she saw a guy get his head split open by a beer bottle so never went back. 3. My father had a reputation as a womanizer. 4. My father was a pool hustler. How much more evidence do we need to see very clearly that he was murdered in South Carolina? I want to open an investigation that will clear him of the stigma of dying drunk, in a motor vehicle accident when we have so much proof that he was murdered. If you guys on the fire will help me out, I'll start a not for profit foundation called, "Justice for Dad." As soon as you guys send me enough for the legal ins and outs I'll file for 501 c 3 status so all your donations will be tax deductible. If you haven't got cash, send guns I can sell, collectible knives, what have you. I promise that all who support my efforts will get their just reward.
Originally Posted by Scott F
I read Mark's post before anyone posted a reply. I decided right away something smelled bad. Looks like I was right.

As a Christian I find his actions an embarrassment. He has done more harm while processing faith than I can stomach and earned a place on my ignore list. I wash my hands of his BS.


Scott,

As I've said before. Not all Christianities are equal.
Originally Posted by Scott F
I read Mark's post before anyone posted a reply. I decided right away something smelled bad. Looks like I was right.

As a Christian I find his actions an embarrassment. He has done more harm while processing faith than I can stomach... I wash my hands of his BS.


+1

In my experience, not everyone who claims to be a Christian is one. Many are not, actually.
Originally Posted by tzone
Originally Posted by dennisinaz
I don't think he can recover from this. Maybe he won't be back


He's been online nearly the whole time. The sick fugger beats off to this stuff. Book it.


He probably is so addicted to his own lies that he can't help himself. This one, however, drags his family into it and in a horrible way. What a sick SOB.
Originally Posted by Spud
Originally Posted by 280shooter
Originally Posted by BOBBALEE


And my post count rises.


+1
smile That's the part I don't get....this thread could have ended at page 10.


TTT
I'm pretty sure that this is the first post I've ever made on a Safariman thread.

The next time anyone here calls me an idiot, they should consider this.
I don't accept personal checks with a Jesus fish symbol emblazoned on them.


Just sayin'
Apparently the father did die. Poking around on Facebook shows lots of posts by grandchildren and various relatives in the Sacramento area telling of his passing.

No real details.
I started reading this thread and it became very fishy very quickly. Then went back and saw the poster!

Unbelievable....

Growing up in the Chrurch, I realised that being a 'Christian' does not equate to being a good person. Going to Church does not make you a good person.

Being truly Christian in your relationships and actions is far more important.

Reading this post and many others of SM's over the years make me think of three words:

Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Worked with them before. Give me a garden variety sociopath any day!
Originally Posted by deflave
I don't know what double underwear means but I'm relatively certain Aces likes the COCK.


Travis


And with the predictability of a Pavlovian canine, DeFlave figures out some way to steer the conversation around to his favorite topic---cock. sick
Originally Posted by RobJordan
Originally Posted by deflave
I don't know what double underwear means but I'm relatively certain Aces likes the COCK.


Travis


And with the predictability of a Pavlovian canine, DeFlave figures out some way to steer the conversation around to his favorite topic---cock. sick


And out of 434 posts your eye goes straight to the cock post. Good thing Waldo ain't got a cock hanging out, you'd find that [bleep] in record time.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Scott F
I read Mark's post before anyone posted a reply. I decided right away something smelled bad. Looks like I was right.

As a Christian I find his actions an embarrassment. He has done more harm while processing faith than I can stomach and earned a place on my ignore list. I wash my hands of his BS.


Scott,

As I've said before. Not all Christianities are equal.


Sure they are. The thing is, I could call myself an astronaut, but that doesn't make me one.
Cliff notes, please. So was his dad whacked or not, and if so, I am sure there's a news article about it somewhere...
There will be a response from the narcissist at some point - there just will.
And, count on it being a "na-na na-na boo-boo" or "I shouldn't be typing when so heavily medicated for my upcoming surgery" type response.

As well, the "na-na na-na boo-boo" response will include a thank you to the copious amounts of PM's he's received from his "friends" here showing their support.

Lastly, there will be a scolding to the people that have "ruined" this place; about how this used to be a place where real men used to talk about guns, hunting and shooting. wink

Aah alas......if only picking lotto numbers were this easy.
So, without reading the entire thread, is it correct that Sherry has stated on Facebook that the elderly Mr. Claiborne died from blunt force trauma to the head? If that is the case, then how does anyone here know it was an accident (as in a fall) and not intentional? I can see faulting Safariman for asserting categorically that it was murder without him knowing for sure, but does anyone here know facts about the incident that he does not? Not defending his past falsehoods here, but not sure the evidence proves just yet that this is another one of those "stories". I think we need more info.

Rob Jordan loves COCK!



Dave
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Cliff notes, please. So was his dad whacked or not, and if so, I am sure there's a news article about it somewhere...



He wasn't and there isn't.
I just don't get this, there has to be a psychiatric issue here. There's just no other answer....
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Scott F
I read Mark's post before anyone posted a reply. I decided right away something smelled bad. Looks like I was right.

As a Christian I find his actions an embarrassment. He has done more harm while processing faith than I can stomach and earned a place on my ignore list. I wash my hands of his BS.


Scott,
'
As I've said before. Not all Christianities are equal.


Thank you my friend.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by RobJordan
Originally Posted by deflave
I don't know what double underwear means but I'm relatively certain Aces likes the COCK.


Travis


And with the predictability of a Pavlovian canine, DeFlave figures out some way to steer the conversation around to his favorite topic---cock. sick


And out of 434 posts your eye goes straight to the cock post. Good thing Waldo ain't got a cock hanging out, you'd find that [bleep] in record time.


That $hit right there is funny.
Originally Posted by RobJordan
So, without reading the entire thread, is it correct that Sherry has stated on Facebook that the elderly Mr. Claiborne died from blunt force trauma to the head? If that is the case, then how does anyone here know it was an accident (as in a fall) and not intentional? I can see faulting Safariman for asserting categorically that it was murder without him knowing for sure, but does anyone here know facts about the incident that he does not? Not defending his past falsehoods here, but not sure the evidence proves just yet that this is another one of those "stories". I think we need more info.

go lick carly's donut dumbass.



Originally Posted by jackmountain
I don't accept personal checks with a Jesus fish symbol emblazoned on them.


Just sayin'


Good idea. We are all trash and filth.
So much horse $hit surrounding SM. That's the reason I never posted before now. I knew from the beginning something was gonna turn out not on the up and up.

To many good people here willing to forget about all the BS and offer a person condolences when [bleep] is really bad for them. I was gonna do the same but waited to see if it was BS or not.
Originally Posted by jorgeI
I just don't get this, there has to be a psychiatric issue here. There's just no other answer....


Ya think?
Originally Posted by Scott F



Originally Posted by jackmountain
I don't accept personal checks with a Jesus fish symbol emblazoned on them.


Just sayin'


Good idea. We are all trash and filth.


I find the ones who make it a point to advertise Christianity to be.

You can show your Christianity through actions a heckuva lot better than you can tell me about it.
Originally Posted by deflave
Rob Jordan loves COCK!



Dave


Up the ol fudge tunnel.
Originally Posted by RobJordan
So, without reading the entire thread, is it correct that Sherry has stated on Facebook that the elderly Mr. Claiborne died from blunt force trauma to the head? If that is the case, then how does anyone here know it was an accident (as in a fall) and not intentional? I can see faulting Safariman for asserting categorically that it was murder without him knowing for sure, but does anyone here know facts about the incident that he does not? Not defending his past falsehoods here, but not sure the evidence proves just yet that this is another one of those "stories". I think we need more info.



I don't believe Sherry ever stated it. I think if you read correctly, that you will see that sherry copied it from marks Facebook page
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Originally Posted by slg888
[Linked Image]


UBER Priceless grin
If Jordan or Aces ever grows a set, we'll likely see a match made in heaven.




Dave


PS- COCK
Originally Posted by slg888
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Where's the uber-lanch?
Originally Posted by curdog4570
I'm pretty sure that this is the first post I've ever made on a Safariman thread.

The next time anyone here calls me an idiot, they should consider this.


All depends. You haven't stated your position. For? Against? He should run for office? You want to start a Go-Fund-Me site?
Originally Posted by deflave
Rob Jordan loves COCK!



Dave


Quite evident steve.
I wonder if Mark really did have a kidney transplant......
Help me out here, I haven't caught up yet and am running low on sleep and high on caffeine.

Did SM ask that in Lieu of flowers please send snowtires and a NIB Ruger Charger that he already has sold twice?
Originally Posted by 12344mag
I wonder if Mark really did have a kidney transplant......


I would say there's no chance of that. He was using that excuse to defraud folks and and gain sympathy.

It's one fraud after lie after fraud after lie. Him and his lying manupliting "wife" Sherri or sherry or whatever the hell her name is, threatened to sue me...right up until it was true. Turns out it's not slander if they're the ones full of Schit.
I gave Mark a chance via PM to explain how it was that his father was murdered, but there was absolutely no public data available to verify that. Of course he told me NOTHING that could be checked on and verified. He's as phony as a $3.00 bill.
Originally Posted by RandyR
Help me out here, I haven't caught up yet and am running low on sleep and high on caffeine.

Did SM ask that in Lieu of flowers please send snowtires and a NIB Ruger Charger that he already has sold twice?


Yes. An he plans to hand out free scopes to any veterans during the wake, so you are to send him your Leopold and Nightforce scopes.
To make schit up like this takes one whacked out sob! Or he actually had someone do it. WTF do we need someone like this here for?
The campfire and safariman......never disappoint

Putting the "fun" in funeral.
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Putting the "fun" in funeral.
That's f*cking funny, lol
Ho Lee Fuc, I just laughed up a lung.


This has to be the most phouked up thread in Fire history.

Not even The Real Stinkeye could cook up this level of kookery.

I guess Christmas came early.
Are his father's guns starting to show up for sale in the classifieds yet?
Originally Posted by slg888
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Putting the "fun" in funeral.
That's f*cking funny, lol


+1!



Had a rat murdered once. Or he died of old age, whatever. It was hurtful.


[email protected]

It's a not for profit venture.

I thought his parents lived in Sandpoint Idaho. Was going to do a deal with him 3 or 4 years ago and that was the meeting spot and he said his mother lived there. So was his parents divorced or just some more bullshit. Anyway I was stood up and never got the deal done
Sound like it was your lucky day.
Let's not jump to contusions here.

Someone could get hurt!
Originally Posted by pahick
...WTF do we need someone like this here for?


As an example of our tolerance for others, but mostly to show just how low we are willing to go? smile
Originally Posted by ol_mike




Looks like he's had a solo career too.

KOKY nominee. Don't think the past winners TRH and Barak are even close.
Originally Posted by Steve
KOKY nominee. Don't think the past winners TRH and Barak are even close.


Ummm...yes, they are.
so he was just on 14 minutes ago, guess he gets his jollies from seeing the train wrecks he creates.


So sad.
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Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by Steve
KOKY nominee. Don't think the past winners TRH and Barak are even close.


Ummm...yes, they are.


Apparently someone missed TRH's fracking story a while back. It's right up there with the con trail,cocobolo nun chuck, monsanto, crazed negro in a pickup truck, vacuum sealed shower gun, GMO, mason BS. He also explained his fear of fluoride recently. If he gets any dumber (more liberal) he's going to start telling us how we can change the climate by donating to the DNC.
Got to admit, starting this thread off with, "My father was just murdered...", is definitely an attention getter, which is something Safariman seems to be addicted to.

Lots of expressions of sympathy, condolences, thoughts and prayers extended to the Claiborne family posted on his ex-wife (Sherry) and their two daughters Facebook pages but not even the slightest hint of possible foul play involved in Safariman's father's death was mentioned by them or anyone else with so far no updates since. Ex-wife and daughters have now gone back to posting other unrelated everyday stuff. Still nothing whatsoever about it on their son's or Safariman's Facebook pages.

Wondering now if a person were to suffer a major debilitating stroke or heart attack, which led to them falling and severely injuring themselves, and then later died, would life insurance payout double indemnity for accidental death or deny double indemnity arguing cause of death being the stroke/heart attack.
Well you have to figure his donor died, never a word about her since the first post that she was not doing well and had complications, so did she make it or not, she can't be too proud of her sacrifice now I wouldn't think.
You're assuming he ever had a transplant.
Originally Posted by Partsman
Well you have to figure his donor died, never a word about her since the first post that she was not doing well and had complications, so did she make it or not, she can't be too proud of her sacrifice now I wouldn't think.


IF there was a donor it wouldn't matter as once a person is used up they cease to exist for the fellow, he seems too immediate and self centred for concerns about others.
Originally Posted by Partsman
Well you have to figure his donor died, never a word about her since the first post that she was not doing well and had complications, so did she make it or not, she can't be too proud of her sacrifice now I wouldn't think.


Thankfully his cousin the kidney donor is not dead, at least not according to her and her husband's Facebook pages. They both seem to be real good, normal people. The fact that Safariman never has mentioned her welfare anymore comes as no real surprise and only further proves his narcissism runs deep.
Originally Posted by Partsman

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I wouldn't touch that with Flave's cock and anyone pushing.
Originally Posted by slg888
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Putting the "fun" in funeral.
That's f*cking funny, lol


YES!

I've been waiting all day to get home and catch up on this thread............best one in years. That comment takes home the Gold however. grin
Just when I thought things were getting boring around here this jewel of thread pops up.. Need to find the model 71 thread when the boys were defending ol SM.. Oh the donation thread to get his ol ladies car fixed was a pretty good one.. Or better yet he took pictures of his 7mm mashburn and one the scopes that was donated to his supposed veteran buddy was on it...
There should be a sticky of SM scam threads............or a Greatest Hits collection on cd rom.
Hey boys, Safariman keeps things interesting around here. Let's give him credit for that.
This reminds me of Mike "flathead" Blanchard, he loved booze, guns, younger women and insurance scams until the day he died.

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I have always wondered were some of his most ardent defenders went off too? We're talking about a sizable number of well respected, reputable members here who constantly seemed to not only rush to his defense but criticize those who questioned his behavior. Well known writers, veterans, etc. What is shameful is that once the curtain was pulled back, those same folks did not voice their condemnation or disapproval and, instead, chose to remain silent, slink away and put their heads in the sand, or claim to have more pressing commitments and began to sporadically post or cease activity here altogether. It would take some digging but I am positive that some here had considered donating a kidney, at one time or another.

Just an observation but an interesting one, at least to me.
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Take a hint!

Your antics are reprehensible! You are a cancer and a disgrace to sportsman everywhere.
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
You're assuming he ever had a transplant.


Very soon after the kidney transplant the donor's husband posted on his Facebook page that his wife was suffering quite a bit from post surgery complications.

Also, I believe Miss Lynn said she called the hospital when the transplant surgery took place and spoke with his wife, AsphaltAngel.
Always like these religious idiots... it called luck of the draw, no amount of praying is gonna change schitt, period.... if your low on support or friends, go to church, you'll find both, and someone that'll hump your old lady or molest your kids.... [bleep] donkeys...
Originally Posted by pinotguy
I have always wondered were some of his most ardent defenders went off too? We're talking about a sizable number of well respected, reputable members here who constantly seemed to not only rush to his defense but criticize those who questioned his behavior. Well known writers, veterans, etc. What is shameful is that once the curtain was pulled back, those same folks did not voice their condemnation or disapproval and, instead, chose to remain silent, slink away and put their heads in the sand, or claim to have more pressing commitments and began to sporadically post or cease activity here altogether. It would take some digging but I am positive that some here had considered donating a kidney, at one time or another.

Just an observation but an interesting one, at least to me.


You will find them in the model 71 thread in short SM sold a model 71 it was not as described SM would not reply to pm from individual so the fella stopped payment on check which SM already had spent... It got ugly one guy even bought the rifle to help SM the fella never reported back what kind of condition it was in.. Anyhow a lot guys ate crow on that one..
Originally Posted by bellydeep
Hey boys, Safariman keeps things interesting around here. Let's give him credit for that.


So would VD but we aren't really enamoured with that idea either.
Should we start a Go Fund page campaign to fund a lobotomy for Safaiman?

The dude is obviously sick.
Originally Posted by Seven_Heaven
Should we start a Go Fund page campaign to fund a lobotomy for Safaiman?

The dude is obviously sick.



Hmm, you seem to have missed the main thrust of this thread...starting a "fund" is what the fellow is all about.

Everything else is incidental.


...and he not an idiot, he is a predator with some mean camouflage.
Next time he posts it would be fitting if we ALL, every single one of us didn't respond. Zero none not one.

I think he gets off on all the posts and just sits at home in his whitey tightys and eats this $hit up like toss salad. Sick bassturd.
Originally Posted by joken2

Also, I believe Miss Lynn said she called the hospital when the transplant surgery took place and spoke with his wife, AsphaltAngel.


I did, and I also spoke with the lead floor nurse. He truly did have surgery, kidney surgery, she was overwhelming polite, very receptive to my questions, and quite liberal with her answers.

I can be quite persuasive when I want to be, a little hint here, a little hint there, by the time we finished talking, I was somewhere between being his Sister and his health support councilor.

Originally Posted by tzone
Originally Posted by 12344mag
I wonder if Mark really did have a kidney transplant......


I would say there's no chance of that. He was using that excuse to defraud folks and and gain sympathy.

It's one fraud after lie after fraud after lie. Him and his lying manupliting "wife" Sherri or sherry or whatever the hell her name is, threatened to sue me...right up until it was true. Turns out it's not slander if they're the ones full of Schit.

one of my "contacts" said he was going to sue for slander also,until I told him it has to be proven a lie....which I was prepared to prove in court,it wasn't.
never heard another word.
Good Lord sweet baby Jesus
This is how we got Obama for a president not once but twice
However, there is one extreme type of liar that you should beware of; the Sociopathic Liar.

On first impressions, you may find you actually like or are drawn to the sociopath. It’s not surprising as more often than not they are indeed charming and likable. Watch out, these type of liars can cause untold damage and mayhem once they lead you into their web of lies and deceit.

Sociopaths lie the most because they are incapable of feelings and do not want to understand the impact of their lies. They may even get a thrill out of lying at your expense. Once they tell an initial lie they go on to tell many more lies in an attempt to cover up the lies they started, or just for the “fun” of it.

A sociopath rarely reveals his or her feelings or emotions. You won’t often hear them laugh, cry, or get angry. These kinds of liars tend to live in their own little world and always find ways to justify their dishonest deeds. They do not respect others and place their own needs first and foremost.

If someone questions the sociopath’s lies they can be incredibly devious in the way they cover things up. This can include placing the blame at someone else’s door or by inventing complex stories to cover up their untruths.

Sociopaths can be so good at lying that they are able to pass lie detector tests. This means they often escape jail or don’t even get prosecuted for the crimes they permit. (That’s not to say all sociopathic liars are criminals, of course).
Originally Posted by seal_billy
Next time he posts it would be fitting if we ALL, every single one of us didn't respond. Zero none not one.



Are you nuts?

This is better than a Seinfeld marathon.




Dave
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by seal_billy
Next time he posts it would be fitting if we ALL, every single one of us didn't respond. Zero none not one.



Are you nuts?

This is better than a Seinfeld marathon.



Yes, this is the Festivus celebration, 24HCF style.

It appears that Mark is hearing a lot of grievances.

Later, feats of strength will include bench pressing an ass shot bear.
Originally Posted by Partsman
so he was just on 14 minutes ago, guess he gets his jollies from seeing the train wrecks he creates.So sad.


Didn't he post some semi nekked pics of his wife as well.

Not the pool pic.

Dumb ass oughta suck on the barrel of one of his mangleums.

Or just gracefully leave here.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
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I did, and I also spoke with the lead floor nurse. He truly did have surgery, kidney surgery, she was overwhelming polite, very receptive to my questions, and quite liberal with her answers.

I can be quite persuasive when I want to be, a little hint here, a little hint there, by the time we finished talking, I was somewhere between being his Sister and his health support councilor.



That nurse may find herself out of a job.



Dave
Why he has not been banned from this site is the real shame
Looks like Jordan kicked himself free.

I'm gonna wave my dick in a figure eight motion. Somebody grab the net.





Clark
Being a man of the cloth,
combined with the spirit of the season,
maybe we should all find it in our hearts to have a little compassion......

Maybe put our petty differences aside....
and come together as a group of enthusiasts.....to
forgive our sick, twisted, retard of a fellow board member.......???
WWJD?

Naw.
Screw that schit.........CRUCIFY HIM........CRUCIFY HIM.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Originally Posted by deflave
Looks like Jordan kicked himself free.

I'm gonna wave my dick in a figure eight motion. Somebody grab the net.





Clark

In the NW we call this trolling for Blackmouth... FWIW a hoochie and dodger works well too! grin
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by seal_billy
Next time he posts it would be fitting if we ALL, every single one of us didn't respond. Zero none not one.



Are you nuts?

This is better than a Seinfeld marathon.



Yes, this is the Festivus celebration, 24HCF style.

It appears that Mark is hearing a lot of grievances.

Later, feats of strength will include bench pressing an ass shot bear.


As a huge Seinfeld fan....

LMGDFAO!

laugh
Originally Posted by wageslave
Being a man of the cloth,
combined with the spirit of the season,
maybe we should all find it in our hearts to have a little compassion......

Maybe put our petty differences aside....
and come together as a group of enthusiasts.....to
forgive our sick, twisted, retard of a fellow board member.......???
WWJD?

Naw.
Screw that schit.........CRUCIFY HIM........CRUCIFY HIM.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.


Give me F'in Barrabas any day of the week, bro...
After 6 pages on here, all I want to know is the UBER Avalanche still for sale???
I've noticed safariman trying to weasel his way back lately. Been on standby waiting for the big move.

He didnt disappoint.
Originally Posted by deflave
Are you nuts?
This is better than a Seinfeld marathon.
Dave


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Originally Posted by rosco1
I've noticed safariman trying to weasel his way back lately. Been on standby waiting for the big move.

He didnt disappoint.

What a climax!
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Originally Posted by achadwick
In my experience, not everyone who claims to be a Christian is one. Many are not, actually.


Amen brother...this thread is proof...
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
Originally Posted by Partsman
so he was just on 14 minutes ago, guess he gets his jollies from seeing the train wrecks he creates.So sad.


Didn't he post some semi nekked pics of his wife as well.

Not the pool pic.

Dumb ass oughta suck on the barrel of one of his mangleums.

Or just gracefully leave here.


Link? This thread is worthless without pictures.. ...
who in the he!! thinks this [bleep] up? he does have a problem, using his dads death as a personal gain, SICK MAN
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by achadwick
In my experience, not everyone who claims to be a Christian is one. Many are not, actually.


Amen brother...this thread is proof...


This thread is not proof. You are extending a sample of one to all Christians and that is totally wrong. SM brags of being a Christian and displays much pride in that. True Christians are meek and not prideful and let their actions speak to their faith. Very sorry for your thoughts.
Very sorry for your tragic loss. Prayers for comfort and strength offered.
Stay on point guys SM father was murdered!
Let's figure out if it was with a candle stick or not and my bet is it was that damn Proffesor Plum
That nurse broke every hippa law.
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
Originally Posted by Partsman
so he was just on 14 minutes ago, guess he gets his jollies from seeing the train wrecks he creates.So sad.


Didn't he post some semi nekked pics of his wife as well.

Not the pool pic.

Dumb ass oughta suck on the barrel of one of his mangleums.

Or just gracefully leave here.


Link? This thread is worthless without pictures.. ...


That always gets a rise out of 'em.

From the moment that read the thread title with it's awkward syntax, been cocking my head like Colombo. Reminds me, too, of this Mark Twain quote:

"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today."
Originally Posted by gemby58
who in the he!! thinks this [bleep] up? he does have a problem, using his dads death as a personal gain, SICK MAN




In all fairness, the man has not asked for nor solicited anything other than prayer.






Originally Posted by jackmountain
Link? This thread is worthless without pictures.. ...

Jack,
Come down off the mountain for a spell.
Originally Posted by fluffy
Originally Posted by tzone
Originally Posted by 12344mag
I wonder if Mark really did have a kidney transplant......


I would say there's no chance of that. He was using that excuse to defraud folks and and gain sympathy.

It's one fraud after lie after fraud after lie. Him and his lying manupliting "wife" Sherri or sherry or whatever the hell her name is, threatened to sue me...right up until it was true. Turns out it's not slander if they're the ones full of Schit.

one of my "contacts" said he was going to sue for slander also,until I told him it has to be proven a lie....which I was prepared to prove in court,it wasn't.
never heard another word.


Yeah pretty tough to call it slander when you've had your license taken away for fraud.
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by gemby58
who in the he!! thinks this [bleep] up? he does have a problem, using his dads death as a personal gain, SICK MAN




In all fairness, the man has not asked for nor solicited anything other than prayer.


Give it time....
To mention God's name in something where the ulterior motive is clearly not God's message, is the very definition of "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain."
Originally Posted by Pete E
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by gemby58
who in the he!! thinks this [bleep] up? he does have a problem, using his dads death as a personal gain, SICK MAN




In all fairness, the man has not asked for nor solicited anything other than prayer.


Give it time....


I have no doubt there will be a hook.
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by achadwick
In my experience, not everyone who claims to be a Christian is one. Many are not, actually.


Amen brother...this thread is proof...


This thread is not proof. You are extending a sample of one to all Christians and that is totally wrong. SM brags of being a Christian and displays much pride in that. True Christians are meek and not prideful and let their actions speak to their faith. Very sorry for your thoughts.


Not a Christian myself but if I remember my teaching correctly, true Christians can run the whole spectrum as we are all sinners and are only saved by grace. Christians may be admonished to live a sin free life, but God knows they can't. Thus the 'escape clause' of repentance and acceptance. Maybe I got it all wrong, though...
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by Pete E
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by gemby58
who in the he!! thinks this [bleep] up? he does have a problem, using his dads death as a personal gain, SICK MAN




In all fairness, the man has not asked for nor solicited anything other than prayer.


Give it time....


I have no doubt there will be a hook.


James,

There are alot of gullible on these forums, but you are certainly not one of them!

Regards,

Peter


No you got it right, do unto others as you will so long as you repent.

And presumably tithe.
Originally Posted by JSTUART

And presumably tithe.



Does it count if you knock a tenth off the top of ill gotten booty?
His latest post to his Facebook page, and the replies of the gullible.

https://www.facebook.com/mark.claiborne.524?fref=ts

Mark Claiborne with Byron Claiborne and 6 others.
6 hrs ·

Well, maybe I have been waiting for the tears to subside. That was a bad idea if the case. I really don't know what to do here, how to react, I have never been in this place in life before.

A facebook posting cannot do 1/1000th of the job that should be done to tell anyone of how I feel or what I have experienced or how much Byron Claiborne meant to me. My father, my DAD.... or what I am feeling and going through right now.

I have had the distractions the past couple of days of having to travel (yeah, I broke down and embarrased myself on the airplanes) of needing to do vehicle maintenence on my truck to get ready for my trip tomorrow to Seattle for my own surgery, and even watched a good part of a football game today while my truck was being worked on. I took a few family members to a gun show in Roseville on Saturday. That is one of the ways I have somehow learned to cope with pain and discomfort, to bury it at least for a while in distractions or fun. Now, In a few hours I must leave and be focused on getting through my Nephrectomy (original kidneys removed) and that will perhaps occupy my mind enough that it will help me cope with what I am dealing with but that, too, will be short term.

But very short term it is and must be. Because from now on, every day in the future, just as every day in the past I will see and hear my father whenever I look in the mirror. Or laugh, or tell a joke, or sing. But now, the feeling and remembering will be far, far different. I will no longer or ever again be 'a chip off the old block' or 'the nut that didn't fall far from the tree' and to be VERY sure, I am very much my fathers son in oh so many ways. But now I guess that I and my siblings ARE our own blocks or tree's or nuts or whatever. Sobering, this.

Just on Friday evening, the day that my dad was birthed into eternity with Jesus, while at his home and tearfully recalling.... I heard myself laugh and was taken aback ever so jarringly when I realized that I sounded EXACTLY like my father at that very moment. So much so that if he had stepped out from behind a car or whatever it would have seemed so normal. Except, that it wasn't.

So, for a facebook post what can I do or say? Here is what I have come up with so far. And I am possibly writing this for my own healing and benefit as much as for anyone else's benefit but I do hope this brings some joy and peace to whomever reads it.

We have all, ALL of us, fallen short of the Glory of God. Of perfection here on this rock we are stuck to. We all have warts, and failures that we wish were not so. This is as true of me as it is of any man. And me very possibly more so than most. Does it seem to anyone else a little odd that sometimes those who capture the highest highs of life and even ministry are also often capable and culpable in the lowest of the lows? That the best, can at times or in areas be also the worst? Abraham and Paul and David and a few others come to my mind now and they, this truth, give me comfort and add weight to the idea of grace!

OK, so what do we do with this? The personal failures of we ourselves and the places where people who we love and look up to have failed to meet our lofty expectations? Fallen from some pedestal that at least I should never have been on? I am seriously beating myself up here for even going down this path, maybe I should not. If I hurt or offend someone please forgive me. But just as is the case with David the murdering, lying adulterer and is the case in my life and as is true all of humankind our major league big time failures and screw ups are well chronicled and undeniable. The same is true of my awesome, loving father. I know of some of the pain he went through, but only some. I bear in myself some of his struggles. Whether it is from his DNA or something else I do not care to address at this time. I only know that it is real and is a God sized fight if there ever was one. The only one other than he himself who really knew what my fathers pain and battle was and was like is God himself. And so it is to this truly JUST and all knowing God that I commit my dad and myself to. But I must say here, and now, how very thankful I am that God describe's himself and his BASIC COMPONENT or feature or attribute is LOVE!

To try to put this to some perspective that is helpful, if I dare. As much as I love my children - and this is a TON - no, it cannot even be measured - GOD loves me, and loved my father, EVEN MORE! My children can and could do NOTHING, ever, to not be welcome by me, loved by me, cared for by me, forgiven by me , cherished by me, not anything, not ever. Period, the end. And they can for CERTAIN never do anything that would make their DNA and bloodlines other than their mothers and mine alone! And now to think, as clearly as I ever would care to think, that GOD has chosen to impart to my father and to me others HIS OWN spiritual DNA and bloodline! And that he, somehow, loves US... loves ME, loved and still loves my DAD even more than I love my own children? If this is true, and I know that it is, I have no worries about my dad right now. And GRACE..... Don't get me started.....
smile emoticon
( I am pretty sure there is a book about that one). Hallelujiah! and I mean this to the utmost of my being.

And so what to do with all of this now? Well, as much as it is possible I would say to the things that I saw that hurt the most... THIS SIN STOPS HERE! NOW! NO MORE! SO HELP ME GOD! And I mean this, just as I have meant it every other time I have muttered it in the past and this has been often. And praise be to GOD for the wars and battles won so far! Many, many wins and More to come! Until like my dad finally got to see this past Friday the ultimate win. As my father often said. "watch me grow!"

But more than that. MUCH more than that. God did not put all of these men of faith with their warts and sins up there for us to all see just so that we would be discouraged and without hope or a battle cry of our own. No, not at all. They, like Byron Claiborne of my lineage and bloodline and proud heritage gave and give to us all our own wonderful and good things to not just emulate, but to also become even BETTER at or with. Lord Jesus may the GOOD things of our heritage be expanded and expounded upon! My dad was proud that as successful as he was at insurance sales, I was far more so the big time producer. I am proud that as well as I did in my business years, my son is doing all the better! And my Daughters are business owners and successfull in their endeavors as well! What joy this gives me. Byron Jr. (BJ) Amber, my sister Debbie who became an RN as a mother of two young sons still at home in her 30's, we have all seen much success as this world would normally define it. That is a part of our heritage from my dad, and I am thankful for that and duly proud of it as well. No reason (like false modesty or some stupid poor is better mindset) to not be proud. Then there is the singing and performing. Tabitha has really turned that one into an art form as well as any of us have done. All of us can sing, be on stage, give Glory to God with our voices and energy. But THIS is not the most important part of our heritage, not at all.

The heritage, and we all have a slightly different part of that as Byron Claiborne was a man as diverse as he was gifted, is the good and oftimes VERY good things that we saw of him and should now emulate. THIS DIATRIBE, and any that follow including at his memorial service will NOT be my 'memorial' to this most amazing man. LET THE GOOD THINGS OF HIS LIFE, THAT I NOW CARRY WITH ME, BE MY MEMORIAL!

Siblings and children of mine, feel free to ad to these as you experienced them or value them here perhaps (I would so love to see them) but to close this out before my swollen eyes shut completely and I run completely out of tears for the night, I thought that I would list a few things of my dads that I value greatly. Far from a complete list, and AGAIN I would REALLY love to hear from some others of his decendants what they will now value and build even more into their life from Byron Claiborne. But here are a few that I have chosen and now plan and hope to build upon even more:

Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies. Some of you heard me even express this over the weekend. Forgive me, I shall do no such thing. My father would not have had it! I cannot and shall not do this as well (though you all know that I am quite capable) because "Vengence is MINE sayeth the Lord, I will repay" And if God can and has forgiven us for what WE did to HIS son..... No, I must forgive. God please help me. And may we find out that this event was, indeed an accident. Even though it does not look as one right now. Accident or not, I must forgive and leave the rest to the only true and righteous judge.

LOVE for God and family expressed by how I spend my time and my money

Making family and time for them and with them THE priority ( I am so glad for all of the time I spent with my dad right now!) Remember the Christmas parties and trips and reunions! We must keep this heritage and fullness of family going and alive.

Southern Gospel Music, of course

Doing whatever it is that is set before me, BIG and then do it again, bigger still!

Change the world around me. Be the game and world changer

Take this amazing gift that God has given us called life, and LIVE it! Not timidly or fearfully or half way. LIVE!

My siblings and I exchanged over the last weekend some of our favorite life sayings of my / our father. I will express many of them, I think, with this one scripture that I think fits dad pretty well and the way he lived his life. Of course it is not the only one, and I am not to say it is the best one. But it strikes me today as hitting the mark pretty well:

"whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with ALL THY MIGHT! As unto the LORD!" (emphasis and punctuation mine and added, of course)

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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila What time is your surgery tomorrow in Seattle, I would like to be in prayer during that time; to uplift you my brother.
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Maryann Leslie
Maryann Leslie Thank you for sharing this gut wrenching process Mark Claiborne so transparently...one that anyone would pray they never have to experience. Doing this in "real time" is part of the healthy process of grieving. It will come in waves...I will keep you in my prayers, as we have through your surgeries Mark.
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne My surgery is on Tuesday morning at 8AM. Thank you my brother. Lets chat by phone tomorrow. And I have not yet told my freind and your Mike about this terrible event.
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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila I let Mike read it on Facebook about the post on Facebook you wrote about your father. I will call you tomorrow early afternoon if that's a good time?
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne perfect
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Susan Lorett-Knowlton
Susan Lorett-Knowlton My heart aches for you in your loss and as Shelby's 16th birthday is on Wednesday I am trying to fight so many tears myself. I reflect back to her memorial service and how you MC'd the event. You spoke about how you admired me for how well I took care ...See More
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Amber Claiborne Engle
Amber Claiborne Engle Thank you Mark for sharing your thoughts. I thought a few times how your mannerisms reminded me of Dad. He loved you very much. I know I keep saying it, and of all people, you know it, but I want you to know I saw his love for you too and it was a very proud and sweet love that he had for his son. I'll be praying for you during your surgery too. You're loved...
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Clinton Waddell
Clinton Waddell I am so glad I had the chance to meet Byron and eat lunch with him at Virginia Mason during the transplant! You ARE very much your father's son... A real renaissance man! You will always have him inside you. As you prepare for your next step in life he...See More
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Lorene Roark
Lorene Roark Beautifully said. I only met your dad a few times, but my husband, Jerry Roark, sang with him back in the 60's. They reconnected a few years ago and sent Jerry a prize possession (a DVD from a recording they filmed at Point Loma). Jerry watched it many...See More
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Originally Posted by JSTUART
In all fairness, the man has not asked for nor solicited anything other than prayer.


And, tacitly, for sympathy.


Originally Posted by Martha Stout, The Sociopath Next Door“
Rather, the best clue is, of all things, the pity play. The most reliable sign, the most universal behavior of unscrupulous people is not directed, as one might imagine, at our fearfulness. It is, perversely, an appeal to our sympathy.




Originally Posted by Martha Stout, The Sociopath Next Door
“Sociopaths have no regard whatsoever for the social contract, but they do know how to use it to their advantage. And all in all, I am sure that if the devil existed, he would want us to feel very sorry for him.”


More here.


FC
I wonder:
1) Does he do this on other websites under a different username?
2) Are the other brothers scam artists as well?

They could pull down some serious coin working together...
Originally Posted by Pete E
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by Pete E
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by gemby58
who in the he!! thinks this [bleep] up? he does have a problem, using his dads death as a personal gain, SICK MAN




In all fairness, the man has not asked for nor solicited anything other than prayer.


Give it time....


I have no doubt there will be a hook.


James,

There are alot of gullible on these forums, but you are certainly not one of them!

Regards,

Peter



Hold off on that thought Pete...I am doing a double shift on Christmas day so that a work colleague can travel five hours and have Christmas dinner with her family.


I may not be gullible but I sure as hell am as soft as a marshmallow.
Originally Posted by Partsman
so he was just on 14 minutes ago, guess he gets his jollies from seeing the train wrecks he creates.


So sad.
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He was checking him PM for donations.
Originally Posted by Partsman
Well you have to figure his donor died, never a word about her since the first post that she was not doing well and had complications, so did she make it or not, she can't be too proud of her sacrifice now I wouldn't think.


That presumes she ever existed as more then a couple internet posts as part of SH's scheme.
Someone may not come out and directly ask for donations.

The predators that prey on real people that try to help their fellow man, target the heart strings and generosity of those willing to help in a time of crisis.

While not openly asking for sympathy or donations, both will assuredly come.

That is what makes this sort of thing so evil.

When the real motives are exposed for what they are, the people that jump to help others are more hesitant to do so, because they don't trust anymore...
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by watch4bear
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Best post yet!


+1.

I saw SofarIlieman's post shortly after it went up yesterday, and it blew the GFI breaker on my Bullshit Detector so bad I had to run down to Ace Hardware and buy a new breaker.

This morning I decided to scroll through, so far I'm up to about page 16.

Epic. Uber. Words fail me.
Originally Posted by DocRocket
I saw SofarIlieman's post shortly after it went up yesterday, and it blue the GFI breaker on my Bullshit Detector so bad I had to run down to Ace Hardware and buy a new breaker.

This morning I decided to scroll through, so far I'm up to about page 16.

Epic. Uber. Words fail me.



It's sad that so many of us saw, and thought, and expected it to be exactly what it was. Breathtaking, really.

FC
I have read every page of this thread, the Op made me wonder where and how this would go. I sit here reading everyone pile on SM, and know it is all justified. Things I don't understand bother me, and this guy is a real piece of work. As a very flawed Christian, I would ask that folks realize that the bad any of us do is a sin against God, not something that is ok because of him.
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by gemby58
who in the he!! thinks this [bleep] up? he does have a problem, using his dads death as a personal gain, SICK MAN




In all fairness, the man has not asked for nor solicited anything other than prayer.



A good scam is a process.

"OH, that's terrible what can I do for you"

SM "send money".

Originally Posted by Steve
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by achadwick
In my experience, not everyone who claims to be a Christian is one. Many are not, actually.


Amen brother...this thread is proof...


This thread is not proof. You are extending a sample of one to all Christians and that is totally wrong. SM brags of being a Christian and displays much pride in that. True Christians are meek and not prideful and let their actions speak to their faith. Very sorry for your thoughts.


Not a Christian myself but if I remember my teaching correctly, true Christians can run the whole spectrum as we are all sinners and are only saved by grace. Christians may be admonished to live a sin free life, but God knows they can't. Thus the 'escape clause' of repentance and acceptance. Maybe I got it all wrong, though...


Yes you did succeed at getting it wrong. All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. Faith will get Christians to heaven, not works.
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by JSTUART

And presumably tithe.



Does it count if you knock a tenth off the top of ill gotten booty?


Yes, the OT is very clear, God must receive his share to the booty. A portion of any booty must be given to the priests, and a portion of that must be sent up as a burnt offering.
Does this mean Mark will be burning Gospel CD's because it looks like the tax man will be taking all his cash?
Mark messaged me yesterday. I had given him a chance to explain himself, and what he said more of the same bullschidt. I asked him why no public record, in newspaper or otherwise is available regarding this alleged murder and he never answered the question. He wanted my phone number to send me pictures of his father after the attack, which I found rather macabre. The last thing I want this swindler to have is my phone number.
Originally Posted by DINK
I guess the kook of the year contest is over.

Dink


Laffin. Agreed.
Mark has had life events that many of us will only dream about. It's sad to see someone that has had the opportunity to experience the things he has pictures of get so twisted up. I hope he gets the help he needs before anyone falls victim to the scams.

I would love to see Africa and to hunt the new Zealand mountains, but I am just content with being able to tell the truth most of the time and help others when I can. Nothing fancy about being normal, you may want to give it a shot mark.
Yes, the guy with the multiplex ranch home and multiple appartment units didn't have enough money to pay funeral expenses. Kinda like the disabled guy with huge expenses, who was buying/building guns and motorcycles, all while begging for money to pay bills. In my world when people are broke the toys are sold, usually too cheap.
Condolences to you and your family
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Originally Posted by DINK
I guess the kook of the year contest is over.

Dink


Laffin. Agreed.


I'm glad he held out till the end of the year.

Watching the KOTY judges sweat the bribes, public condemnation, social media controversy et al, only to have the LOCK PICK handed to them like this, is pure contest gold.

Dynasty!


Book it!
Reading his manifesto was like listening to BHO talk. And I can't stand listening to Zero talk. Needless to say, I didn't read very far at all.
Originally Posted by high_country_
Mark has had life events that many of us will only dream about...

... I would love to see Africa and to hunt the new Zealand mountains...


Well like a lot of others, I've done the first and plan to do the second soon.. but we paid for it with money we earned rather than money we stole from vulnerable retired folks.

Might explain the high level of contempt SoFarIlieman has earned here on the 24HCF.
Originally Posted by RWE
Does this mean Mark will be burning Gospel CD's because it looks like the tax man will be taking all his cash?


So long as the CD's make s "sweet savor unto the Lord", he's probably ok, but I always thought burning CD's kind of stunk, so Mark will probably needs someone to donate a Calf or sheep so he can use the fat for his burn offering.
Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Yes, the guy with the multiplex ranch home and multiple appartment units didn't have enough money to pay funeral expenses. Kinda like the disabled guy with huge expenses, who was buying/building guns and motorcycles, all while begging for money to pay bills. In my world when people are broke the toys are sold, usually too cheap.


Apparently you and I live in the same world.
I I my mine I I me my I I me I I me my me I mine I I me me me mine me I me I me I me mine me my I me Mine my y I I mine me mine I me I I I me mine mine mine Me m my Mine I I


Originally Posted by high_country_
Mark has had life events that many of us will only dream about. It's sad to see someone that has had the opportunity to experience the things he has pictures of get so twisted up. I hope he gets the help he needs before anyone falls victim to the scams.

I would love to see Africa and to hunt the new Zealand mountains, but I am just content with being able to tell the truth most of the time and help others when I can. Nothing fancy about being normal, you may want to give it a shot mark.


SM has the personality disorder of a criminal. The only help for him available is jail, to prevent his predatory inclination on law abiding people. There is no cure for sociopathic personality.
WOW, if you read Ms. Lynn's post, he went to a Gunshow in Roseville on Saturday. Gee, what are the odds...
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
His latest post to his Facebook page, and the replies of the gullible.

https://www.facebook.com/mark.claiborne.524?fref=ts

Mark Claiborne with Byron Claiborne and 6 others.
6 hrs ·

Well, maybe I have been waiting for the tears to subside. That was a bad idea if the case. I really don't know what to do here, how to react, I have never been in this place in life before.

A facebook posting cannot do 1/1000th of the job that should be done to tell anyone of how I feel or what I have experienced or how much Byron Claiborne meant to me. My father, my DAD.... or what I am feeling and going through right now.

I have had the distractions the past couple of days of having to travel (yeah, I broke down and embarrased myself on the airplanes) of needing to do vehicle maintenence on my truck to get ready for my trip tomorrow to Seattle for my own surgery, and even watched a good part of a football game today while my truck was being worked on. I took a few family members to a gun show in Roseville on Saturday. That is one of the ways I have somehow learned to cope with pain and discomfort, to bury it at least for a while in distractions or fun. Now, In a few hours I must leave and be focused on getting through my Nephrectomy (original kidneys removed) and that will perhaps occupy my mind enough that it will help me cope with what I am dealing with but that, too, will be short term.

But very short term it is and must be. Because from now on, every day in the future, just as every day in the past I will see and hear my father whenever I look in the mirror. Or laugh, or tell a joke, or sing. But now, the feeling and remembering will be far, far different. I will no longer or ever again be 'a chip off the old block' or 'the nut that didn't fall far from the tree' and to be VERY sure, I am very much my fathers son in oh so many ways. But now I guess that I and my siblings ARE our own blocks or tree's or nuts or whatever. Sobering, this.

Just on Friday evening, the day that my dad was birthed into eternity with Jesus, while at his home and tearfully recalling.... I heard myself laugh and was taken aback ever so jarringly when I realized that I sounded EXACTLY like my father at that very moment. So much so that if he had stepped out from behind a car or whatever it would have seemed so normal. Except, that it wasn't.

So, for a facebook post what can I do or say? Here is what I have come up with so far. And I am possibly writing this for my own healing and benefit as much as for anyone else's benefit but I do hope this brings some joy and peace to whomever reads it.

We have all, ALL of us, fallen short of the Glory of God. Of perfection here on this rock we are stuck to. We all have warts, and failures that we wish were not so. This is as true of me as it is of any man. And me very possibly more so than most. Does it seem to anyone else a little odd that sometimes those who capture the highest highs of life and even ministry are also often capable and culpable in the lowest of the lows? That the best, can at times or in areas be also the worst? Abraham and Paul and David and a few others come to my mind now and they, this truth, give me comfort and add weight to the idea of grace!

OK, so what do we do with this? The personal failures of we ourselves and the places where people who we love and look up to have failed to meet our lofty expectations? Fallen from some pedestal that at least I should never have been on? I am seriously beating myself up here for even going down this path, maybe I should not. If I hurt or offend someone please forgive me. But just as is the case with David the murdering, lying adulterer and is the case in my life and as is true all of humankind our major league big time failures and screw ups are well chronicled and undeniable. The same is true of my awesome, loving father. I know of some of the pain he went through, but only some. I bear in myself some of his struggles. Whether it is from his DNA or something else I do not care to address at this time. I only know that it is real and is a God sized fight if there ever was one. The only one other than he himself who really knew what my fathers pain and battle was and was like is God himself. And so it is to this truly JUST and all knowing God that I commit my dad and myself to. But I must say here, and now, how very thankful I am that God describe's himself and his BASIC COMPONENT or feature or attribute is LOVE!

To try to put this to some perspective that is helpful, if I dare. As much as I love my children - and this is a TON - no, it cannot even be measured - GOD loves me, and loved my father, EVEN MORE! My children can and could do NOTHING, ever, to not be welcome by me, loved by me, cared for by me, forgiven by me , cherished by me, not anything, not ever. Period, the end. And they can for CERTAIN never do anything that would make their DNA and bloodlines other than their mothers and mine alone! And now to think, as clearly as I ever would care to think, that GOD has chosen to impart to my father and to me others HIS OWN spiritual DNA and bloodline! And that he, somehow, loves US... loves ME, loved and still loves my DAD even more than I love my own children? If this is true, and I know that it is, I have no worries about my dad right now. And GRACE..... Don't get me started.....
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( I am pretty sure there is a book about that one). Hallelujiah! and I mean this to the utmost of my being.

And so what to do with all of this now? Well, as much as it is possible I would say to the things that I saw that hurt the most... THIS SIN STOPS HERE! NOW! NO MORE! SO HELP ME GOD! And I mean this, just as I have meant it every other time I have muttered it in the past and this has been often. And praise be to GOD for the wars and battles won so far! Many, many wins and More to come! Until like my dad finally got to see this past Friday the ultimate win. As my father often said. "watch me grow!"

But more than that. MUCH more than that. God did not put all of these men of faith with their warts and sins up there for us to all see just so that we would be discouraged and without hope or a battle cry of our own. No, not at all. They, like Byron Claiborne of my lineage and bloodline and proud heritage gave and give to us all our own wonderful and good things to not just emulate, but to also become even BETTER at or with. Lord Jesus may the GOOD things of our heritage be expanded and expounded upon! My dad was proud that as successful as he was at insurance sales, I was far more so the big time producer. I am proud that as well as I did in my business years, my son is doing all the better! And my Daughters are business owners and successfull in their endeavors as well! What joy this gives me. Byron Jr. (BJ) Amber, my sister Debbie who became an RN as a mother of two young sons still at home in her 30's, we have all seen much success as this world would normally define it. That is a part of our heritage from my dad, and I am thankful for that and duly proud of it as well. No reason (like false modesty or some stupid poor is better mindset) to not be proud. Then there is the singing and performing. Tabitha has really turned that one into an art form as well as any of us have done. All of us can sing, be on stage, give Glory to God with our voices and energy. But THIS is not the most important part of our heritage, not at all.

The heritage, and we all have a slightly different part of that as Byron Claiborne was a man as diverse as he was gifted, is the good and oftimes VERY good things that we saw of him and should now emulate. THIS DIATRIBE, and any that follow including at his memorial service will NOT be my 'memorial' to this most amazing man. LET THE GOOD THINGS OF HIS LIFE, THAT I NOW CARRY WITH ME, BE MY MEMORIAL!

Siblings and children of mine, feel free to ad to these as you experienced them or value them here perhaps (I would so love to see them) but to close this out before my swollen eyes shut completely and I run completely out of tears for the night, I thought that I would list a few things of my dads that I value greatly. Far from a complete list, and AGAIN I would REALLY love to hear from some others of his decendants what they will now value and build even more into their life from Byron Claiborne. But here are a few that I have chosen and now plan and hope to build upon even more:

Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies. Some of you heard me even express this over the weekend. Forgive me, I shall do no such thing. My father would not have had it! I cannot and shall not do this as well (though you all know that I am quite capable) because "Vengence is MINE sayeth the Lord, I will repay" And if God can and has forgiven us for what WE did to HIS son..... No, I must forgive. God please help me. And may we find out that this event was, indeed an accident. Even though it does not look as one right now. Accident or not, I must forgive and leave the rest to the only true and righteous judge.

LOVE for God and family expressed by how I spend my time and my money

Making family and time for them and with them THE priority ( I am so glad for all of the time I spent with my dad right now!) Remember the Christmas parties and trips and reunions! We must keep this heritage and fullness of family going and alive.

Southern Gospel Music, of course

Doing whatever it is that is set before me, BIG and then do it again, bigger still!

Change the world around me. Be the game and world changer

Take this amazing gift that God has given us called life, and LIVE it! Not timidly or fearfully or half way. LIVE!

My siblings and I exchanged over the last weekend some of our favorite life sayings of my / our father. I will express many of them, I think, with this one scripture that I think fits dad pretty well and the way he lived his life. Of course it is not the only one, and I am not to say it is the best one. But it strikes me today as hitting the mark pretty well:

"whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with ALL THY MIGHT! As unto the LORD!" (emphasis and punctuation mine and added, of course)

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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila What time is your surgery tomorrow in Seattle, I would like to be in prayer during that time; to uplift you my brother.
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Maryann Leslie
Maryann Leslie Thank you for sharing this gut wrenching process Mark Claiborne so transparently...one that anyone would pray they never have to experience. Doing this in "real time" is part of the healthy process of grieving. It will come in waves...I will keep you in my prayers, as we have through your surgeries Mark.
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne My surgery is on Tuesday morning at 8AM. Thank you my brother. Lets chat by phone tomorrow. And I have not yet told my freind and your Mike about this terrible event.
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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila I let Mike read it on Facebook about the post on Facebook you wrote about your father. I will call you tomorrow early afternoon if that's a good time?
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne perfect
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Susan Lorett-Knowlton
Susan Lorett-Knowlton My heart aches for you in your loss and as Shelby's 16th birthday is on Wednesday I am trying to fight so many tears myself. I reflect back to her memorial service and how you MC'd the event. You spoke about how you admired me for how well I took care ...See More
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Amber Claiborne Engle
Amber Claiborne Engle Thank you Mark for sharing your thoughts. I thought a few times how your mannerisms reminded me of Dad. He loved you very much. I know I keep saying it, and of all people, you know it, but I want you to know I saw his love for you too and it was a very proud and sweet love that he had for his son. I'll be praying for you during your surgery too. You're loved...
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Clinton Waddell
Clinton Waddell I am so glad I had the chance to meet Byron and eat lunch with him at Virginia Mason during the transplant! You ARE very much your father's son... A real renaissance man! You will always have him inside you. As you prepare for your next step in life he...See More
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Lorene Roark
Lorene Roark Beautifully said. I only met your dad a few times, but my husband, Jerry Roark, sang with him back in the 60's. They reconnected a few years ago and sent Jerry a prize possession (a DVD from a recording they filmed at Point Loma). Jerry watched it many...See More
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IMPOSSIBLE to make this stuff up, impossible.
Originally Posted by Wyogal
Originally Posted by high_country_
Mark has had life events that many of us will only dream about. It's sad to see someone that has had the opportunity to experience the things he has pictures of get so twisted up. I hope he gets the help he needs before anyone falls victim to the scams.

I would love to see Africa and to hunt the new Zealand mountains, but I am just content with being able to tell the truth most of the time and help others when I can. Nothing fancy about being normal, you may want to give it a shot mark.


SM has the personality disorder of a criminal. The only help for him available is jail, to prevent his predatory inclination on law abiding people. There is no cure for sociopathic personality.

I am afraid that jail would only hone his skills and inspire new ideas for cons.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
WOW, if you read Ms. Lynn's post, he went to a Gunshow in Roseville on Saturday. Gee, what are the odds...


105%

I couldn't read that whole eulogy, although, it did look like he's been working on it for a while....
Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Yes, the guy with the multiplex ranch home and multiple appartment units didn't have enough money to pay funeral expenses. Kinda like the disabled guy with huge expenses, who was buying/building guns and motorcycles, all while begging for money to pay bills. In my world when people are broke the toys are sold, usually too cheap.


EVERYTHING I own is for sale, except my integrity. Apparently with some NOTHING is for sale except their integrity.

Shameful stuff, ain't it?
How many can he check off the list?

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I thought that was a bullshit thing, but hell no, there really was one !

http://codeofthewestgunshows.com/gun_show_schedules.htm

December 19-20, 2015

Roseville Gun Show

Placer County Fairgrounds

800 All American City Blvd.

Roseville, CA

Spoiler alert.

Claiborne is a Nigerian phisherman.
Originally Posted by high_country_
Mark has had life events that many of us will only dream about. It's sad to see someone that has had the opportunity to experience the things he has pictures of get so twisted up. I hope he gets the help he needs before anyone falls victim to the scams.

I would love to see Africa and to hunt the new Zealand mountains, but I am just content with being able to tell the truth most of the time and help others when I can. Nothing fancy about being normal, you may want to give it a shot mark.


SM's life events are little different than what most of us have or will experience. Most all of us will or have experienced the death of our parents. Some of us will experience the death of a spouse ...a child ... A friend...a brother. A few on here have terrible scars of wars long past, physical and emotional. Many of us will experience diseases and cancers of one sort or another, operations requiring replacement of joints to removal of body parts, strokes, heart attacks, liver, lung, kidney failures will happen. We will all experience death.

I choose to not let any of my life experiences in this regard define my relationship with my fellow man or my God.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Mark messaged me yesterday. I had given him a chance to explain himself, and what he said more of the same bullschidt. I asked him why no public record, in newspaper or otherwise is available regarding this alleged murder and he never answered the question. He wanted my phone number to send me pictures of his father after the attack, which I found rather macabre. The last thing I want this swindler to have is my phone number.


I'm not one to normally do this...but under the circumstances...

campfire pm
Link no workie


Good, it was not for us to read.
Catch him if you can...
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Pictures of the body!? Holy [bleep] sheeiiiit!!
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Mark messaged me yesterday. I had given him a chance to explain himself, and what he said more of the same bullschidt. I asked him why no public record, in newspaper or otherwise is available regarding this alleged murder and he never answered the question. He wanted my phone number to send me pictures of his father after the attack, which I found rather macabre. The last thing I want this swindler to have is my phone number.


I'm not one to normally do this...but under the circumstances...

campfire pm
Link no workie


Deleted....

I asked for the perps name...was told ..."I am being told not to disclose a name, as there are two prime suspects who live at the building. The investigation is continuing." ...I replied that...."I thought you posted that a suspect had been arrested?" He replied..."One has, to the best of my knowledge. The discovery of all of this has not been my first priority on my whirlwind trip down and back. My siblings who live down there and who are the POA's and Successor trustee are keeping me out of the loop here a bit regarding the investigation to prevent me from excorsizing the kind of rebuke and revenge that I would be so likely to mete out if I knew for certain that ________________ did this deed. They are doing their best to keep ME out of prison for severely beating - likely unto death - a man who is merely a suspect until the courts find him guilty or not.

As I proccess thier dire warnings, I have decided to let the system and courts play this one out, for now."


I've met Mark a couple times....been to his dads place a few times & met some of his childhood friends...they all seemed like decent people to me...and all the deals I've done with him have been fair & square...I never read all of the notorious threads, but did read bits & pieces back when they were originally posted...that said...I'm still sitting here shaking my head in disbelief... Bizarre is a mild description of what I've learned about him in this thread...
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by Steelhead
WOW, if you read Ms. Lynn's post, he went to a Gunshow in Roseville on Saturday. Gee, what are the odds...


105%

I couldn't read that whole eulogy, although, it did look like he's been working on it for a while....


I was wondering if he just reworked someone else writings. It would be a lot less work.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
To mention God's name in something where the ulterior motive is clearly not God's message, is the very definition of "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain."


BINGO!


There have been calls for Christians to come out and make a stand. I'll do that now. Mark had me fooled for a long time then my wife and I met him when he came to our place at a get together. My wife who is spiritually sensitive spotted him right off. I listened to her and since she has a long history of being spot on accurate I shut up about Mark but I cringed every time I read where he had pulled one of his stunts. I am done with that.

He knows the right sayings and words but the Bible says we will be known by out fruit and I see his fruit being rotten and his tree as being bare.

I will go on to add there have been others on the Fire who profess Christ and then do more harm flouting their faith than a hundred real Christians could do to repair. I am embarrassed by their words and actions too.

Mark needs professional help. I doubt he will seek it or get it. I believe judgement day will be tough and I will be doing good just answering for my own deeds, I would in no way want to be in Mark's shoes.

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by Steelhead
WOW, if you read Ms. Lynn's post, he went to a Gunshow in Roseville on Saturday. Gee, what are the odds...


105%

I couldn't read that whole eulogy, although, it did look like he's been working on it for a while....


I was wondering if he just reworked someone else writings. It would be a lot less work.


Uber discombobulated ramblings...
Quote
My siblings who live down there and who are the POA's and Successor trustee are keeping me out of the loop here a bit regarding the investigation to prevent me from excorsizing the kind of rebuke and revenge that I would be so likely to mete out


Yeah, that's not why they're keeping him out of the loop. wink
Originally Posted by Scott F
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
To mention God's name in something where the ulterior motive is clearly not God's message, is the very definition of "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain."


BINGO!


There have been calls for Christians to come out and make a stand. I'll do that now. Mark had me fooled for a long time then my wife and I met him when he came to our place at a get together. My wife who is spiritually sensitive spotted him right off. I listened to her and since she has a long history of being spot on accurate I shut up about Mark but I cringed every time I read where he had pulled one of his stunts. I am done with that.

He knows the right sayings and words but the Bible says we will be known by out fruit and I see his fruit being rotten and his tree as being bare.

I will go on to add there have been others on the Fire who profess Christ and then do more harm flouting their faith than a hundred real Christians could do to repair. I am embarrassed by their words and actions too.

Mark needs professional help. I doubt he will seek it or get it. I believe judgement day will be tough and I will be doing good just answering for my own deeds, I would in no way want to be in Mark's shoes.



Well said rockinbbar & Scott F. My sentiments exactly. He is using our Savior's name in vain and we must call him out on it.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Mark messaged me yesterday. I had given him a chance to explain himself, and what he said more of the same bullschidt. I asked him why no public record, in newspaper or otherwise is available regarding this alleged murder and he never answered the question. He wanted my phone number to send me pictures of his father after the attack, which I found rather macabre. The last thing I want this swindler to have is my phone number.


I'm not one to normally do this...but under the circumstances...

campfire pm
Link no workie


Deleted....

I asked for the perps name...was told ..."I am being told not to disclose a name, as there are two prime suspects who live at the building. The investigation is continuing." ...I replied that...."I thought you posted that a suspect had been arrested?" He replied..."One has, to the best of my knowledge. The discovery of all of this has not been my first priority on my whirlwind trip down and back. My siblings who live down there and who are the POA's and Successor trustee are keeping me out of the loop here a bit regarding the investigation to prevent me from excorsizing the kind of rebuke and revenge that I would be so likely to mete out if I knew for certain that ________________ did this deed. They are doing their best to keep ME out of prison for severely beating - likely unto death - a man who is merely a suspect until the courts find him guilty or not.

As I proccess thier dire warnings, I have decided to let the system and courts play this one out, for now."


I've met Mark a couple times....been to his dads place a few times & met some of his childhood friends...they all seemed like decent people to me...and all the deals I've done with him have been fair & square...I never read all of the notorious threads, but did read bits & pieces back when they were originally posted...that said...I'm still sitting here shaking my head in disbelief... Bizarre is a mild description of what I've learned about him in this thread...


So, the family is worried that if they tell him the name he will go down to the County Corrections Facility and murder they guy while he's in custody??

But he father was murdered, and he doesn't even care by who?

I understand that people process grief differently, but the idea he's so disinterested that he doesn't care who, while at the same time carrying such murderous thought that he would break into county to get the guy just doesn't track.

But is there anything about this story that does?
Originally Posted by high_country_
Mark has had life events that many of us will only dream about. It's sad to see someone that has had the opportunity to experience the things he has pictures of get so twisted up. I hope he gets the help he needs before anyone falls victim to the scams.

I would love to see Africa and to hunt the new Zealand mountains, but I am just content with being able to tell the truth most of the time and help others when I can. Nothing fancy about being normal, you may want to give it a shot mark.


That is why I like you my friend.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Yes, the guy with the multiplex ranch home and multiple appartment units didn't have enough money to pay funeral expenses. Kinda like the disabled guy with huge expenses, who was buying/building guns and motorcycles, all while begging for money to pay bills. In my world when people are broke the toys are sold, usually too cheap.


EVERYTHING I own is for sale, except my integrity. Apparently with some NOTHING is for sale except their integrity.

Shameful stuff, ain't it?


Worse that just shameful.
Wow...just fuggin wow....
Originally Posted by high_country_
I hope he gets the help he needs before anyone falls victim to the scams.



That'll be the day............... sick

I can't imagine why anyone keeps posting to this or any other of Safariman's posts.

My 1st, last & only..............

MM
Originally Posted by SKane
Quote
My siblings who live down there and who are the POA's and Successor trustee are keeping me out of the loop here a bit regarding the investigation to prevent me from excorsizing the kind of rebuke and revenge that I would be so likely to mete out


Yeah, that's not why they're keeping him out of the loop. wink


There is no loop...other than the one playing in Marks head.
I have been following the exploits of SM for years, always amazes me how easy it is for people to get sucked in. I truely think his exploits would be good for a case study on the graduate level in psychology.
You can pull up the public documents if one is of such a mind, or just look on this site, as they have been linked many times.

There are several behavioral charactistics that are easy to spot.

but mostly i think of a cousin i fired about ten years ago, i grew up with him.. I won't go into the details but i think he literally has the mark of the devil on him, as he has cheated, stole, lied, hurt others all his life. On the other hand he has a really good sister that i am fond of.
She said i needed to forgive him, she wanted us all together in heaven. I told her I know for a fact he has cheated you, and continues time and time again this behavior. Then he prays to God for forgiveness. And she said he is forgiven.
My comment was he continues to do the same behavior how can he be forgiven, you left the part out about go forth and sin no more. I believe in personal redemption, and forgiveness of sin, but not when you continue to do the same stuff time and time again. With that, you are a fool if you allow it to continue.
I saw the errant cousin at a funeral a week or so ago, he was laughing and snickering during the memorial at the v.a. ceremony at the gravesite. Some do have the mark of the devil as i like to call it. I also think they don't have certain things in them, such as compassion.
people that combine their supposed faith with business dealings, money schemes have always creeped me out for some reason.

I mentally shut the down after their first mention of God or Jesus. Always a big red flag to stay away


http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38691000/jpg/_38691859_swaggart238.jpg
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn

I did, and I also spoke with the lead floor nurse. He truly did have surgery, kidney surgery, she was overwhelming polite, very receptive to my questions, and quite liberal with her answers.


Gotta wonder if that nurse has heard of HIPAA. They could lose their job for that information release unless it was authorized by the patient.
Someone needs to link his many threads here on that church page..
I'm so sorry for your loss. Sounds like he was a remarkable man.

My condolences and prayers for you and your family.

JM
Originally Posted by JohnMoses
I'm so sorry for your loss. Sounds like he was a remarkable man.

My condolences and prayers for you and your family.

JM


Read the thread folks. It's a scam
Just went back and read past the original post.

I'll put on my jackass hat now.

Good grief. Why would you lie about that?

Oh well, another day on the internet. crazy
Originally Posted by Scott F
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
To mention God's name in something where the ulterior motive is clearly not God's message, is the very definition of "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain."


BINGO!


There have been calls for Christians to come out and make a stand. I'll do that now. Mark had me fooled for a long time then my wife and I met him when he came to our place at a get together. My wife who is spiritually sensitive spotted him right off. I listened to her and since she has a long history of being spot on accurate I shut up about Mark but I cringed every time I read where he had pulled one of his stunts. I am done with that.

He knows the right sayings and words but the Bible says we will be known by out fruit and I see his fruit being rotten and his tree as being bare.

I will go on to add there have been others on the Fire who profess Christ and then do more harm flouting their faith than a hundred real Christians could do to repair. I am embarrassed by their words and actions too.

Mark needs professional help. I doubt he will seek it or get it. I believe judgement day will be tough and I will be doing good just answering for my own deeds, I would in no way want to be in Mark's shoes.



Scott, thanks for that well-written post.

I don't bother to rise to the Christian or Anti-Christian bait here on the 'Fire, there's no percentage in it. Mark's alleged Christianity is nothing more than a facet of his psychopathy, a tool he has used multiple documented times to further his many agendas.

I do not condemn the man, but we were admonished by our Lord:

"Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. 16"You will know them by their fruits. Grapes are not gathered from thorn bushes nor figs from thistles, are they?" Matthew 7:15

And the Apostles were no strangers to frauds and deceivers:

"Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world." 1 John 4:1

So let me join you in responding to the "calls for Christians to come out and make a stand." I have mistrusted Mark for years, stemming from verified complaints of his swindles perpetrated through the 24HCF Classifieds, then his gauche and vulgar posts of his semi-naked wife and public boasting about details of her sexuality, then his incessant "woe-is-me" calls for pity (and funds!) while putatively suffering the trials of end-stage renal failure and then his miraculously-obtained kidney transplant. All the while his posts here on the fire proclaimed his faith, his love of the Lord, and so forth.

A liar and fraud is a bad man. A liar and fraud who uses the name of the Lord to further his sins, and to try to camouflage himself so as to deceive more victims and avoid consequences, is in trouble with more than the laws of man.

"Many will say to Me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?' 23"And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; DEPART FROM ME, YOU WHO PRACTICE LAWLESSNESS.'" Matthew 7:23

Mark has a lot more to fear than the courts of law of the United States and the approbation of his fellow 24HCF members, but apparently he is too deeply mired in his sin to recognize it.

So those who call on us to be "Christian" and forgive him, give him a pass, or whatever... GFY. Our faith does not call us to give those who willfully sin over and over again a pass.
Point of interest, my Irish Great-Grandpa was murdered, or so says family lore. Pushed off of a building under construction in Brooklyn by an Italian co-worker, that was the belief among his kin tho' there apparently weren't proof.

Had to be around 1910 or thereabouts. They put in a stone when they buried him, next time I'm up I shall have to try to find it

Birdwatcher
Happy to say I only glanced at this subject. It's not too often you get a warning about a derailment and can stay away from the train tracks. The name of the "member" was the only clue I needed.
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Point of interest, my Irish Great-Grandpa was murdered, or so says family lore. Pushed off of a building under construction in Brooklyn by an Italian co-worker, that was the belief among his kin tho' there apparently weren't proof.

Had to be around 1910 or thereabouts. They put in a stone when they buried him, next time I'm up I shall have to try to find it

Birdwatcher


Thanks for sharing.



Dave
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....


Very plausible..... whistle
Originally Posted by Scott F
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
To mention God's name in something where the ulterior motive is clearly not God's message, is the very definition of "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain."


BINGO!


There have been calls for Christians to come out and make a stand. I'll do that now. Mark had me fooled for a long time then my wife and I met him when he came to our place at a get together. My wife who is spiritually sensitive spotted him right off. I listened to her and since she has a long history of being spot on accurate I shut up about Mark but I cringed every time I read where he had pulled one of his stunts. I am done with that.

He knows the right sayings and words but the Bible says we will be known by out fruit and I see his fruit being rotten and his tree as being bare.

I will go on to add there have been others on the Fire who profess Christ and then do more harm flouting their faith than a hundred real Christians could do to repair. I am embarrassed by their words and actions too.

Mark needs professional help. I doubt he will seek it or get it. I believe judgement day will be tough and I will be doing good just answering for my own deeds, I would in no way want to be in Mark's shoes.



the funny part is scott, my wife is sensitive in that area too, yet she continues to say YOU are a nice guy, go figure?
Hey this thread was about done anyway.
Originally Posted by ingwe
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....


Very plausible..... whistle


My great great was kilt by the yanks while running liquor up the cape fear.

I'm setting up a gofundme page for his funnel.
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Point of interest, my Irish Great-Grandpa was murdered, or so says family lore. Pushed off of a building under construction in Brooklyn by an Italian co-worker, that was the belief among his kin tho' there apparently weren't proof.

Had to be around 1910 or thereabouts. They put in a stone when they buried him, next time I'm up I shall have to try to find it

Birdwatcher


Do you have a go fund me page, I'd like to help. grin
WTF are they gonna say about us, we died in a hospital with tubes up our nose?
I fugged a midget once
Originally Posted by ingwe
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....


Very plausible..... whistle


Mine was hung like a horse........
Thanks Doc. The part that hurts me most is where he fits the mould so well of the kind of christian (note no "C") that makes up an accurate stereotype that makes non Christins want nothing to do with us. Looking at Mark's actions I cannot blame them.
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
WTF are they gonna say about us, we died in a hospital with tubes up our nose?


I hope to go out a little more noteworthy, but I'll settle for not having fugged over people multiple times before dying.
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by ingwe
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....


Very plausible..... whistle


Mine was hung like a horse........




Black fella huh.
My great, great uncle was hung because he shot some dude in the back.


His name is Jack McCall....maybe some of you have heard of him.





And yes he really is my great, great, uncle.
Originally Posted by ingwe
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....


Very plausible..... whistle


Aren't "Irish" and "thief" synonymous?




Travis
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by ingwe
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....


Very plausible..... whistle


Mine was hung like a horse........




Black fella huh.


The thief?



Dave
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
...
"Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies..."


A true Christian... crazy
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
WTF are they gonna say about us, we died in a hospital with tubes up our nose?


I hope to go out a little more noteworthy, but I'll settle for not having fugged over people multiple times before dying.


Good point.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
His latest post to his Facebook page, and the replies of the gullible.

https://www.facebook.com/mark.claiborne.524?fref=ts

Mark Claiborne with Byron Claiborne and 6 others.
6 hrs ·

Well, maybe I have been waiting for the tears to subside. That was a bad idea if the case. I really don't know what to do here, how to react, I have never been in this place in life before.

A facebook posting cannot do 1/1000th of the job that should be done to tell anyone of how I feel or what I have experienced or how much Byron Claiborne meant to me. My father, my DAD.... or what I am feeling and going through right now.

I have had the distractions the past couple of days of having to travel (yeah, I broke down and embarrased myself on the airplanes) of needing to do vehicle maintenence on my truck to get ready for my trip tomorrow to Seattle for my own surgery, and even watched a good part of a football game today while my truck was being worked on. I took a few family members to a gun show in Roseville on Saturday. That is one of the ways I have somehow learned to cope with pain and discomfort, to bury it at least for a while in distractions or fun. Now, In a few hours I must leave and be focused on getting through my Nephrectomy (original kidneys removed) and that will perhaps occupy my mind enough that it will help me cope with what I am dealing with but that, too, will be short term.

But very short term it is and must be. Because from now on, every day in the future, just as every day in the past I will see and hear my father whenever I look in the mirror. Or laugh, or tell a joke, or sing. But now, the feeling and remembering will be far, far different. I will no longer or ever again be 'a chip off the old block' or 'the nut that didn't fall far from the tree' and to be VERY sure, I am very much my fathers son in oh so many ways. But now I guess that I and my siblings ARE our own blocks or tree's or nuts or whatever. Sobering, this.

Just on Friday evening, the day that my dad was birthed into eternity with Jesus, while at his home and tearfully recalling.... I heard myself laugh and was taken aback ever so jarringly when I realized that I sounded EXACTLY like my father at that very moment. So much so that if he had stepped out from behind a car or whatever it would have seemed so normal. Except, that it wasn't.

So, for a facebook post what can I do or say? Here is what I have come up with so far. And I am possibly writing this for my own healing and benefit as much as for anyone else's benefit but I do hope this brings some joy and peace to whomever reads it.

We have all, ALL of us, fallen short of the Glory of God. Of perfection here on this rock we are stuck to. We all have warts, and failures that we wish were not so. This is as true of me as it is of any man. And me very possibly more so than most. Does it seem to anyone else a little odd that sometimes those who capture the highest highs of life and even ministry are also often capable and culpable in the lowest of the lows? That the best, can at times or in areas be also the worst? Abraham and Paul and David and a few others come to my mind now and they, this truth, give me comfort and add weight to the idea of grace!

OK, so what do we do with this? The personal failures of we ourselves and the places where people who we love and look up to have failed to meet our lofty expectations? Fallen from some pedestal that at least I should never have been on? I am seriously beating myself up here for even going down this path, maybe I should not. If I hurt or offend someone please forgive me. But just as is the case with David the murdering, lying adulterer and is the case in my life and as is true all of humankind our major league big time failures and screw ups are well chronicled and undeniable. The same is true of my awesome, loving father. I know of some of the pain he went through, but only some. I bear in myself some of his struggles. Whether it is from his DNA or something else I do not care to address at this time. I only know that it is real and is a God sized fight if there ever was one. The only one other than he himself who really knew what my fathers pain and battle was and was like is God himself. And so it is to this truly JUST and all knowing God that I commit my dad and myself to. But I must say here, and now, how very thankful I am that God describe's himself and his BASIC COMPONENT or feature or attribute is LOVE!

To try to put this to some perspective that is helpful, if I dare. As much as I love my children - and this is a TON - no, it cannot even be measured - GOD loves me, and loved my father, EVEN MORE! My children can and could do NOTHING, ever, to not be welcome by me, loved by me, cared for by me, forgiven by me , cherished by me, not anything, not ever. Period, the end. And they can for CERTAIN never do anything that would make their DNA and bloodlines other than their mothers and mine alone! And now to think, as clearly as I ever would care to think, that GOD has chosen to impart to my father and to me others HIS OWN spiritual DNA and bloodline! And that he, somehow, loves US... loves ME, loved and still loves my DAD even more than I love my own children? If this is true, and I know that it is, I have no worries about my dad right now. And GRACE..... Don't get me started.....
smile emoticon
( I am pretty sure there is a book about that one). Hallelujiah! and I mean this to the utmost of my being.

And so what to do with all of this now? Well, as much as it is possible I would say to the things that I saw that hurt the most... THIS SIN STOPS HERE! NOW! NO MORE! SO HELP ME GOD! And I mean this, just as I have meant it every other time I have muttered it in the past and this has been often. And praise be to GOD for the wars and battles won so far! Many, many wins and More to come! Until like my dad finally got to see this past Friday the ultimate win. As my father often said. "watch me grow!"

But more than that. MUCH more than that. God did not put all of these men of faith with their warts and sins up there for us to all see just so that we would be discouraged and without hope or a battle cry of our own. No, not at all. They, like Byron Claiborne of my lineage and bloodline and proud heritage gave and give to us all our own wonderful and good things to not just emulate, but to also become even BETTER at or with. Lord Jesus may the GOOD things of our heritage be expanded and expounded upon! My dad was proud that as successful as he was at insurance sales, I was far more so the big time producer. I am proud that as well as I did in my business years, my son is doing all the better! And my Daughters are business owners and successfull in their endeavors as well! What joy this gives me. Byron Jr. (BJ) Amber, my sister Debbie who became an RN as a mother of two young sons still at home in her 30's, we have all seen much success as this world would normally define it. That is a part of our heritage from my dad, and I am thankful for that and duly proud of it as well. No reason (like false modesty or some stupid poor is better mindset) to not be proud. Then there is the singing and performing. Tabitha has really turned that one into an art form as well as any of us have done. All of us can sing, be on stage, give Glory to God with our voices and energy. But THIS is not the most important part of our heritage, not at all.

The heritage, and we all have a slightly different part of that as Byron Claiborne was a man as diverse as he was gifted, is the good and oftimes VERY good things that we saw of him and should now emulate. THIS DIATRIBE, and any that follow including at his memorial service will NOT be my 'memorial' to this most amazing man. LET THE GOOD THINGS OF HIS LIFE, THAT I NOW CARRY WITH ME, BE MY MEMORIAL!

Siblings and children of mine, feel free to ad to these as you experienced them or value them here perhaps (I would so love to see them) but to close this out before my swollen eyes shut completely and I run completely out of tears for the night, I thought that I would list a few things of my dads that I value greatly. Far from a complete list, and AGAIN I would REALLY love to hear from some others of his decendants what they will now value and build even more into their life from Byron Claiborne. But here are a few that I have chosen and now plan and hope to build upon even more:

Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies. Some of you heard me even express this over the weekend. Forgive me, I shall do no such thing. My father would not have had it! I cannot and shall not do this as well (though you all know that I am quite capable) because "Vengence is MINE sayeth the Lord, I will repay" And if God can and has forgiven us for what WE did to HIS son..... No, I must forgive. God please help me. And may we find out that this event was, indeed an accident. Even though it does not look as one right now. Accident or not, I must forgive and leave the rest to the only true and righteous judge.

LOVE for God and family expressed by how I spend my time and my money

Making family and time for them and with them THE priority ( I am so glad for all of the time I spent with my dad right now!) Remember the Christmas parties and trips and reunions! We must keep this heritage and fullness of family going and alive.

Southern Gospel Music, of course

Doing whatever it is that is set before me, BIG and then do it again, bigger still!

Change the world around me. Be the game and world changer

Take this amazing gift that God has given us called life, and LIVE it! Not timidly or fearfully or half way. LIVE!

My siblings and I exchanged over the last weekend some of our favorite life sayings of my / our father. I will express many of them, I think, with this one scripture that I think fits dad pretty well and the way he lived his life. Of course it is not the only one, and I am not to say it is the best one. But it strikes me today as hitting the mark pretty well:

"whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with ALL THY MIGHT! As unto the LORD!" (emphasis and punctuation mine and added, of course)

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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila What time is your surgery tomorrow in Seattle, I would like to be in prayer during that time; to uplift you my brother.
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Maryann Leslie
Maryann Leslie Thank you for sharing this gut wrenching process Mark Claiborne so transparently...one that anyone would pray they never have to experience. Doing this in "real time" is part of the healthy process of grieving. It will come in waves...I will keep you in my prayers, as we have through your surgeries Mark.
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne My surgery is on Tuesday morning at 8AM. Thank you my brother. Lets chat by phone tomorrow. And I have not yet told my freind and your Mike about this terrible event.
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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila I let Mike read it on Facebook about the post on Facebook you wrote about your father. I will call you tomorrow early afternoon if that's a good time?
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne perfect
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Susan Lorett-Knowlton
Susan Lorett-Knowlton My heart aches for you in your loss and as Shelby's 16th birthday is on Wednesday I am trying to fight so many tears myself. I reflect back to her memorial service and how you MC'd the event. You spoke about how you admired me for how well I took care ...See More
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Amber Claiborne Engle
Amber Claiborne Engle Thank you Mark for sharing your thoughts. I thought a few times how your mannerisms reminded me of Dad. He loved you very much. I know I keep saying it, and of all people, you know it, but I want you to know I saw his love for you too and it was a very proud and sweet love that he had for his son. I'll be praying for you during your surgery too. You're loved...
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Clinton Waddell
Clinton Waddell I am so glad I had the chance to meet Byron and eat lunch with him at Virginia Mason during the transplant! You ARE very much your father's son... A real renaissance man! You will always have him inside you. As you prepare for your next step in life he...See More
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Lorene Roark
Lorene Roark Beautifully said. I only met your dad a few times, but my husband, Jerry Roark, sang with him back in the 60's. They reconnected a few years ago and sent Jerry a prize possession (a DVD from a recording they filmed at Point Loma). Jerry watched it many...See More
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IMPOSSIBLE to make this stuff up, impossible.


As I drank my first cup of coffee and caught up with this epic thread, I couldn't decide if I was sleeping or really reading this crap. Simply AMAZING.
I wish someone with time on their hands would reconstruct the timeline of this story by SM in chronological order. At one point he took to Facebook to express his desire to be with his dying father, but had reservations about flying due to the germs because of an upcoming "major" surgery, but then he's down there in CA at a gun show. When did the "murder" happen again? When did he fly down there and back? I'm getting information overload here because the details are coming in bits & pieces and are from all different times.


Well, I am not sure whether he was saying his Grandfather was a black fella...or that his Grandfather had most of his pizzle up inside him like a horse.

I find you Yankees really strange at times.
Originally Posted by bhemry
I'm getting information overload here because the details are coming in bits & pieces and are from all different times.


That's SOP.

Saturate the airways with so much information, no one could piece it together.

I think the Jap's did this in WWdeuce, right before they butt humped us at Pearl.
His dad died at 1209 on Saturday the 19th..at 11pm mark was on an airplane back home


Originally Posted by sactoller
My great, great uncle was hung because he shot some dude in the back.


His name is Jack McCall....maybe some of you have heard of him.





And yes he really is my great, great, uncle.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_McCall



P
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
WTF are they gonna say about us, we died in a hospital with tubes up our nose?


I hope to go out a little more noteworthy, but I'll settle for not having fugged over people multiple times before dying.


Good point.


Epitaph:

Here Lies RWE.

He never took a hunting trip to Africa because he was unwilling to screw over his fellow man to fund his adventures.
Recently got this PM from Mark:

"What kind of person would continue to keep on about old crap, proving to all, once and for all, that they have no life of their own?

You have obviously formed an opinion of me without knowing me or having any dealings with me, personally. But I DO have, and have documented here in many photo posts, loads of hunting, riflery and shooting experience.

Happy to share my experience with those who wish to hear it. If you don't, that is obviously just fine. Simply put me on ignore and go your own way, or don't read or reply to my stuff.

Just being a part of the conversations here, like I have been doing for 10 years and almost 30,000 posts. I am not going away any time soon.

FWIW, I have no fight with you and do not prefer to have one.

Genuine best wishes,

Safariman"
My kin back in the Old Country were from among the "Black Irish", no lie.

I have been told the "O'Birdys" got a bad rep over there.


It is not really cool to share pm's.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
His dad died at 1209 on Saturday the 19th..at 11pm mark was on an airplane back home




Alibi?
Originally Posted by pal
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
...
"Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies..."


A true Christian... crazy


Perhaps this tells of his struggle while looking in the mirror. His greed and will to live out-weigh any trace guilt that's blocked by a psychopathic disorder.

To be, or not to be...........ahh fug it, who am I kidding? Life is all about me!
Originally Posted by JSTUART


It is not really cool to share pm's.


JS, that depends. If it's part of a pattern of an ongoing scam, I would argue he has an obligation to share.

This helps confirm what many have suspected, that SM continues to work the angles behind the scenes via PM, and that he's reading this thread and not providing any additional clarification for the general audience, while trying to work folks.
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Point of interest, my Irish Great-Grandpa was murdered, or so says family lore. Pushed off of a building under construction in Brooklyn by an Italian co-worker, that was the belief among his kin tho' there apparently weren't proof.



A few weeks ago, I got up in the middle of the night to stoke the wood stove...I didn't realize my equilibrium was messed up till the second time I did a nosedive, then I figured it best to finish up on my hands & knees...it stayed screwed up for a few days & I continued to try going about my business as usual... Marks dad likely had a similar event & possibly fell more than once...I do remember putting my hands out in front of me when I fell...I didn't mess them up but could have very easily, which would account for his dads hands being "messed up"...I did knock some schitt over while loading the stove & had I hit my head hard I could have easily ended up in the same condition as his dad...anybody finding me likely would have assumed there had been a struggle...
Originally Posted by Scott F
Thanks Doc. The part that hurts me most is where he fits the mould so well of the kind of christian (note no "C") that makes up an accurate stereotype that makes non Christins want nothing to do with us. Looking at Mark's actions I cannot blame them.


Yeah.

Kind of a coincidence, but a former pastor of mine died last week. Guy had a tremendous evangelical ministry at one time, and was loved by many. Loved a little too well by some, as it turned out.

Turned out he was fugging a good number of the married women in our church on a regular basis under the guise of "spiritual counseling", in his office. Apparently they were really messed up gals, they needed a LOT of counseling sessions... And just between you and me, these were mostly gals I wouldn't do with Flave's dick.

Anyways, ol' Pastor Rob finally had to give up "the ministry", went into construction, and got into trouble for screwing people over on projects he was contractor for. And so on. And so on.

One of my best friends stayed friends with him right up to the end. Felt he was called to do so. Me, I felt I was called to put a claw hammer in his skull next time I saw him, neither of which ever happened. If he'd have been on fire, etc...

The damage these people do to the Bride of Christ is horrifying. It's not my job to do fix them, but if they cross paths with me or mine, I'll be sure to give them what they are owed.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
I fugged a midget once


I diddled Wonder Womans Identical twin... wink
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Mark messaged me yesterday. I had given him a chance to explain himself, and what he said more of the same bullschidt. I asked him why no public record, in newspaper or otherwise is available regarding this alleged murder and he never answered the question. He wanted my phone number to send me pictures of his father after the attack, which I found rather macabre.



Seriously???! That's F'ed up on several levels...

So he was there and took pictures with his cell phone? The LEO's sure as hell didn't provide him with photo's.... Or pics of his old man in the hospital bed?

Either way, still sick and twisted.

Mark is SO full of scheit it's beyond the pale. He needs some serious psychological help.
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Hey this thread was about done anyway.


Oh no, please say it ain't so! I took the week off from work just so I could keep up and wait for SM's reply to all the unanswered questions.
Originally Posted by FOsteology
He needs some serious psychological help.


gofundme page forthcoming.
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Mark messaged me yesterday. I had given him a chance to explain himself, and what he said more of the same bullschidt. I asked him why no public record, in newspaper or otherwise is available regarding this alleged murder and he never answered the question. He wanted my phone number to send me pictures of his father after the attack, which I found rather macabre.



Seriously???! That's F'ed up on several levels...

So he was there and took pictures with his cell phone? The LEO's sure as hell didn't provide him with photo's....

Mark is SO full of scheit it's beyond the pale. He needs some serious psychological help.


So, SH was on an airplane at 11:00, but had pictures of dad post attack before he passed at the hospital at 12:09?

How does that work?

dvdegeorge
Boy you turned out to be very prophetic, hope you got out the popcorn and a good drink to watch the show.
1209 pm


Airplane 11pm

Attack happened the 17th.

Died on sardar the 19th
is this all a ploy to sell some remingdog 700,s in .270?????

Originally Posted by renegade50
is this all a ploy to sell some remingdog 700,s in .270?????



That is the general consensus,
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Attack happened the 17th.

Died on Saturday the 19th


Thanks for the clarification.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
I fugged a midget once


Originally Posted by 12344mag
Mine was hung like a horse........


Originally Posted by JSTUART
Black fella huh.


Ya'll gotta pay closer attention to the post in front of ya, these are tooooo close together.
Originally Posted by sandcritter
Originally Posted by gitem_12
I fugged a midget once


Originally Posted by 12344mag
Mine was hung like a horse........


Originally Posted by JSTUART
Black fella huh.


Ya'll gotta pay closer attention to the post in front of ya, these are tooooo close together.




Heck, they looked sort of normal for the 'fire.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
His latest post to his Facebook page, and the replies of the gullible.

https://www.facebook.com/mark.claiborne.524?fref=ts

Mark Claiborne with Byron Claiborne and 6 others.
6 hrs ·

Well, maybe I have been waiting for the tears to subside. That was a bad idea if the case. I really don't know what to do here, how to react, I have never been in this place in life before.

A facebook posting cannot do 1/1000th of the job that should be done to tell anyone of how I feel or what I have experienced or how much Byron Claiborne meant to me. My father, my DAD.... or what I am feeling and going through right now.

I have had the distractions the past couple of days of having to travel (yeah, I broke down and embarrased myself on the airplanes) of needing to do vehicle maintenence on my truck to get ready for my trip tomorrow to Seattle for my own surgery, and even watched a good part of a football game today while my truck was being worked on. I took a few family members to a gun show in Roseville on Saturday. That is one of the ways I have somehow learned to cope with pain and discomfort, to bury it at least for a while in distractions or fun. Now, In a few hours I must leave and be focused on getting through my Nephrectomy (original kidneys removed) and that will perhaps occupy my mind enough that it will help me cope with what I am dealing with but that, too, will be short term.

But very short term it is and must be. Because from now on, every day in the future, just as every day in the past I will see and hear my father whenever I look in the mirror. Or laugh, or tell a joke, or sing. But now, the feeling and remembering will be far, far different. I will no longer or ever again be 'a chip off the old block' or 'the nut that didn't fall far from the tree' and to be VERY sure, I am very much my fathers son in oh so many ways. But now I guess that I and my siblings ARE our own blocks or tree's or nuts or whatever. Sobering, this.

Just on Friday evening, the day that my dad was birthed into eternity with Jesus, while at his home and tearfully recalling.... I heard myself laugh and was taken aback ever so jarringly when I realized that I sounded EXACTLY like my father at that very moment. So much so that if he had stepped out from behind a car or whatever it would have seemed so normal. Except, that it wasn't.

So, for a facebook post what can I do or say? Here is what I have come up with so far. And I am possibly writing this for my own healing and benefit as much as for anyone else's benefit but I do hope this brings some joy and peace to whomever reads it.

We have all, ALL of us, fallen short of the Glory of God. Of perfection here on this rock we are stuck to. We all have warts, and failures that we wish were not so. This is as true of me as it is of any man. And me very possibly more so than most. Does it seem to anyone else a little odd that sometimes those who capture the highest highs of life and even ministry are also often capable and culpable in the lowest of the lows? That the best, can at times or in areas be also the worst? Abraham and Paul and David and a few others come to my mind now and they, this truth, give me comfort and add weight to the idea of grace!

OK, so what do we do with this? The personal failures of we ourselves and the places where people who we love and look up to have failed to meet our lofty expectations? Fallen from some pedestal that at least I should never have been on? I am seriously beating myself up here for even going down this path, maybe I should not. If I hurt or offend someone please forgive me. But just as is the case with David the murdering, lying adulterer and is the case in my life and as is true all of humankind our major league big time failures and screw ups are well chronicled and undeniable. The same is true of my awesome, loving father. I know of some of the pain he went through, but only some. I bear in myself some of his struggles. Whether it is from his DNA or something else I do not care to address at this time. I only know that it is real and is a God sized fight if there ever was one. The only one other than he himself who really knew what my fathers pain and battle was and was like is God himself. And so it is to this truly JUST and all knowing God that I commit my dad and myself to. But I must say here, and now, how very thankful I am that God describe's himself and his BASIC COMPONENT or feature or attribute is LOVE!

To try to put this to some perspective that is helpful, if I dare. As much as I love my children - and this is a TON - no, it cannot even be measured - GOD loves me, and loved my father, EVEN MORE! My children can and could do NOTHING, ever, to not be welcome by me, loved by me, cared for by me, forgiven by me , cherished by me, not anything, not ever. Period, the end. And they can for CERTAIN never do anything that would make their DNA and bloodlines other than their mothers and mine alone! And now to think, as clearly as I ever would care to think, that GOD has chosen to impart to my father and to me others HIS OWN spiritual DNA and bloodline! And that he, somehow, loves US... loves ME, loved and still loves my DAD even more than I love my own children? If this is true, and I know that it is, I have no worries about my dad right now. And GRACE..... Don't get me started.....
smile emoticon
( I am pretty sure there is a book about that one). Hallelujiah! and I mean this to the utmost of my being.

And so what to do with all of this now? Well, as much as it is possible I would say to the things that I saw that hurt the most... THIS SIN STOPS HERE! NOW! NO MORE! SO HELP ME GOD! And I mean this, just as I have meant it every other time I have muttered it in the past and this has been often. And praise be to GOD for the wars and battles won so far! Many, many wins and More to come! Until like my dad finally got to see this past Friday the ultimate win. As my father often said. "watch me grow!"

But more than that. MUCH more than that. God did not put all of these men of faith with their warts and sins up there for us to all see just so that we would be discouraged and without hope or a battle cry of our own. No, not at all. They, like Byron Claiborne of my lineage and bloodline and proud heritage gave and give to us all our own wonderful and good things to not just emulate, but to also become even BETTER at or with. Lord Jesus may the GOOD things of our heritage be expanded and expounded upon! My dad was proud that as successful as he was at insurance sales, I was far more so the big time producer. I am proud that as well as I did in my business years, my son is doing all the better! And my Daughters are business owners and successfull in their endeavors as well! What joy this gives me. Byron Jr. (BJ) Amber, my sister Debbie who became an RN as a mother of two young sons still at home in her 30's, we have all seen much success as this world would normally define it. That is a part of our heritage from my dad, and I am thankful for that and duly proud of it as well. No reason (like false modesty or some stupid poor is better mindset) to not be proud. Then there is the singing and performing. Tabitha has really turned that one into an art form as well as any of us have done. All of us can sing, be on stage, give Glory to God with our voices and energy. But THIS is not the most important part of our heritage, not at all.

The heritage, and we all have a slightly different part of that as Byron Claiborne was a man as diverse as he was gifted, is the good and oftimes VERY good things that we saw of him and should now emulate. THIS DIATRIBE, and any that follow including at his memorial service will NOT be my 'memorial' to this most amazing man. LET THE GOOD THINGS OF HIS LIFE, THAT I NOW CARRY WITH ME, BE MY MEMORIAL!

Siblings and children of mine, feel free to ad to these as you experienced them or value them here perhaps (I would so love to see them) but to close this out before my swollen eyes shut completely and I run completely out of tears for the night, I thought that I would list a few things of my dads that I value greatly. Far from a complete list, and AGAIN I would REALLY love to hear from some others of his decendants what they will now value and build even more into their life from Byron Claiborne. But here are a few that I have chosen and now plan and hope to build upon even more:

Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies. Some of you heard me even express this over the weekend. Forgive me, I shall do no such thing. My father would not have had it! I cannot and shall not do this as well (though you all know that I am quite capable) because "Vengence is MINE sayeth the Lord, I will repay" And if God can and has forgiven us for what WE did to HIS son..... No, I must forgive. God please help me. And may we find out that this event was, indeed an accident. Even though it does not look as one right now. Accident or not, I must forgive and leave the rest to the only true and righteous judge.

LOVE for God and family expressed by how I spend my time and my money

Making family and time for them and with them THE priority ( I am so glad for all of the time I spent with my dad right now!) Remember the Christmas parties and trips and reunions! We must keep this heritage and fullness of family going and alive.

Southern Gospel Music, of course

Doing whatever it is that is set before me, BIG and then do it again, bigger still!

Change the world around me. Be the game and world changer

Take this amazing gift that God has given us called life, and LIVE it! Not timidly or fearfully or half way. LIVE!

My siblings and I exchanged over the last weekend some of our favorite life sayings of my / our father. I will express many of them, I think, with this one scripture that I think fits dad pretty well and the way he lived his life. Of course it is not the only one, and I am not to say it is the best one. But it strikes me today as hitting the mark pretty well:

"whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with ALL THY MIGHT! As unto the LORD!" (emphasis and punctuation mine and added, of course)

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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila What time is your surgery tomorrow in Seattle, I would like to be in prayer during that time; to uplift you my brother.
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Maryann Leslie
Maryann Leslie Thank you for sharing this gut wrenching process Mark Claiborne so transparently...one that anyone would pray they never have to experience. Doing this in "real time" is part of the healthy process of grieving. It will come in waves...I will keep you in my prayers, as we have through your surgeries Mark.
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne My surgery is on Tuesday morning at 8AM. Thank you my brother. Lets chat by phone tomorrow. And I have not yet told my freind and your Mike about this terrible event.
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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila I let Mike read it on Facebook about the post on Facebook you wrote about your father. I will call you tomorrow early afternoon if that's a good time?
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne perfect
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Susan Lorett-Knowlton
Susan Lorett-Knowlton My heart aches for you in your loss and as Shelby's 16th birthday is on Wednesday I am trying to fight so many tears myself. I reflect back to her memorial service and how you MC'd the event. You spoke about how you admired me for how well I took care ...See More
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Amber Claiborne Engle
Amber Claiborne Engle Thank you Mark for sharing your thoughts. I thought a few times how your mannerisms reminded me of Dad. He loved you very much. I know I keep saying it, and of all people, you know it, but I want you to know I saw his love for you too and it was a very proud and sweet love that he had for his son. I'll be praying for you during your surgery too. You're loved...
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Clinton Waddell
Clinton Waddell I am so glad I had the chance to meet Byron and eat lunch with him at Virginia Mason during the transplant! You ARE very much your father's son... A real renaissance man! You will always have him inside you. As you prepare for your next step in life he...See More
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Lorene Roark
Lorene Roark Beautifully said. I only met your dad a few times, but my husband, Jerry Roark, sang with him back in the 60's. They reconnected a few years ago and sent Jerry a prize possession (a DVD from a recording they filmed at Point Loma). Jerry watched it many...See More
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IMPOSSIBLE to make this stuff up, impossible.


They're not even new lies!
Originally Posted by JSTUART


Well, I am not sure whether he was saying his Grandfather was a black fella...or that his Grandfather had most of his pizzle up inside him like a horse.

I find you Yankees really strange at times.


Don't worry about it. I find us Yankees strainge most of the time. wink
Originally Posted by ingwe
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....


Very plausible..... whistle


Ohhhh, yeahh, Ingwe? Well mine was hung, too. Well hung as is told and was nice enough to pass it on to all his male decendants. Take dat, mofo!

grins.
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by gitem_12
His dad died at 1209 on Saturday the 19th..at 11pm mark was on an airplane back home


Wait.

In less than 11 hours, he dithered on whether to fly, bought a ticket and flew, went to a gun show, and flew back?



Phone pics only take a few seconds.




Dave
Originally Posted by tzone
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
His latest post to his Facebook page, and the replies of the gullible.

https://www.facebook.com/mark.claiborne.524?fref=ts

Mark Claiborne with Byron Claiborne and 6 others.
6 hrs ·

Well, maybe I have been waiting for the tears to subside. That was a bad idea if the case. I really don't know what to do here, how to react, I have never been in this place in life before.

A facebook posting cannot do 1/1000th of the job that should be done to tell anyone of how I feel or what I have experienced or how much Byron Claiborne meant to me. My father, my DAD.... or what I am feeling and going through right now.

I have had the distractions the past couple of days of having to travel (yeah, I broke down and embarrased myself on the airplanes) of needing to do vehicle maintenence on my truck to get ready for my trip tomorrow to Seattle for my own surgery, and even watched a good part of a football game today while my truck was being worked on. I took a few family members to a gun show in Roseville on Saturday. That is one of the ways I have somehow learned to cope with pain and discomfort, to bury it at least for a while in distractions or fun. Now, In a few hours I must leave and be focused on getting through my Nephrectomy (original kidneys removed) and that will perhaps occupy my mind enough that it will help me cope with what I am dealing with but that, too, will be short term.

But very short term it is and must be. Because from now on, every day in the future, just as every day in the past I will see and hear my father whenever I look in the mirror. Or laugh, or tell a joke, or sing. But now, the feeling and remembering will be far, far different. I will no longer or ever again be 'a chip off the old block' or 'the nut that didn't fall far from the tree' and to be VERY sure, I am very much my fathers son in oh so many ways. But now I guess that I and my siblings ARE our own blocks or tree's or nuts or whatever. Sobering, this.

Just on Friday evening, the day that my dad was birthed into eternity with Jesus, while at his home and tearfully recalling.... I heard myself laugh and was taken aback ever so jarringly when I realized that I sounded EXACTLY like my father at that very moment. So much so that if he had stepped out from behind a car or whatever it would have seemed so normal. Except, that it wasn't.

So, for a facebook post what can I do or say? Here is what I have come up with so far. And I am possibly writing this for my own healing and benefit as much as for anyone else's benefit but I do hope this brings some joy and peace to whomever reads it.

We have all, ALL of us, fallen short of the Glory of God. Of perfection here on this rock we are stuck to. We all have warts, and failures that we wish were not so. This is as true of me as it is of any man. And me very possibly more so than most. Does it seem to anyone else a little odd that sometimes those who capture the highest highs of life and even ministry are also often capable and culpable in the lowest of the lows? That the best, can at times or in areas be also the worst? Abraham and Paul and David and a few others come to my mind now and they, this truth, give me comfort and add weight to the idea of grace!

OK, so what do we do with this? The personal failures of we ourselves and the places where people who we love and look up to have failed to meet our lofty expectations? Fallen from some pedestal that at least I should never have been on? I am seriously beating myself up here for even going down this path, maybe I should not. If I hurt or offend someone please forgive me. But just as is the case with David the murdering, lying adulterer and is the case in my life and as is true all of humankind our major league big time failures and screw ups are well chronicled and undeniable. The same is true of my awesome, loving father. I know of some of the pain he went through, but only some. I bear in myself some of his struggles. Whether it is from his DNA or something else I do not care to address at this time. I only know that it is real and is a God sized fight if there ever was one. The only one other than he himself who really knew what my fathers pain and battle was and was like is God himself. And so it is to this truly JUST and all knowing God that I commit my dad and myself to. But I must say here, and now, how very thankful I am that God describe's himself and his BASIC COMPONENT or feature or attribute is LOVE!

To try to put this to some perspective that is helpful, if I dare. As much as I love my children - and this is a TON - no, it cannot even be measured - GOD loves me, and loved my father, EVEN MORE! My children can and could do NOTHING, ever, to not be welcome by me, loved by me, cared for by me, forgiven by me , cherished by me, not anything, not ever. Period, the end. And they can for CERTAIN never do anything that would make their DNA and bloodlines other than their mothers and mine alone! And now to think, as clearly as I ever would care to think, that GOD has chosen to impart to my father and to me others HIS OWN spiritual DNA and bloodline! And that he, somehow, loves US... loves ME, loved and still loves my DAD even more than I love my own children? If this is true, and I know that it is, I have no worries about my dad right now. And GRACE..... Don't get me started.....
smile emoticon
( I am pretty sure there is a book about that one). Hallelujiah! and I mean this to the utmost of my being.

And so what to do with all of this now? Well, as much as it is possible I would say to the things that I saw that hurt the most... THIS SIN STOPS HERE! NOW! NO MORE! SO HELP ME GOD! And I mean this, just as I have meant it every other time I have muttered it in the past and this has been often. And praise be to GOD for the wars and battles won so far! Many, many wins and More to come! Until like my dad finally got to see this past Friday the ultimate win. As my father often said. "watch me grow!"

But more than that. MUCH more than that. God did not put all of these men of faith with their warts and sins up there for us to all see just so that we would be discouraged and without hope or a battle cry of our own. No, not at all. They, like Byron Claiborne of my lineage and bloodline and proud heritage gave and give to us all our own wonderful and good things to not just emulate, but to also become even BETTER at or with. Lord Jesus may the GOOD things of our heritage be expanded and expounded upon! My dad was proud that as successful as he was at insurance sales, I was far more so the big time producer. I am proud that as well as I did in my business years, my son is doing all the better! And my Daughters are business owners and successfull in their endeavors as well! What joy this gives me. Byron Jr. (BJ) Amber, my sister Debbie who became an RN as a mother of two young sons still at home in her 30's, we have all seen much success as this world would normally define it. That is a part of our heritage from my dad, and I am thankful for that and duly proud of it as well. No reason (like false modesty or some stupid poor is better mindset) to not be proud. Then there is the singing and performing. Tabitha has really turned that one into an art form as well as any of us have done. All of us can sing, be on stage, give Glory to God with our voices and energy. But THIS is not the most important part of our heritage, not at all.

The heritage, and we all have a slightly different part of that as Byron Claiborne was a man as diverse as he was gifted, is the good and oftimes VERY good things that we saw of him and should now emulate. THIS DIATRIBE, and any that follow including at his memorial service will NOT be my 'memorial' to this most amazing man. LET THE GOOD THINGS OF HIS LIFE, THAT I NOW CARRY WITH ME, BE MY MEMORIAL!

Siblings and children of mine, feel free to ad to these as you experienced them or value them here perhaps (I would so love to see them) but to close this out before my swollen eyes shut completely and I run completely out of tears for the night, I thought that I would list a few things of my dads that I value greatly. Far from a complete list, and AGAIN I would REALLY love to hear from some others of his decendants what they will now value and build even more into their life from Byron Claiborne. But here are a few that I have chosen and now plan and hope to build upon even more:

Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies. Some of you heard me even express this over the weekend. Forgive me, I shall do no such thing. My father would not have had it! I cannot and shall not do this as well (though you all know that I am quite capable) because "Vengence is MINE sayeth the Lord, I will repay" And if God can and has forgiven us for what WE did to HIS son..... No, I must forgive. God please help me. And may we find out that this event was, indeed an accident. Even though it does not look as one right now. Accident or not, I must forgive and leave the rest to the only true and righteous judge.

LOVE for God and family expressed by how I spend my time and my money

Making family and time for them and with them THE priority ( I am so glad for all of the time I spent with my dad right now!) Remember the Christmas parties and trips and reunions! We must keep this heritage and fullness of family going and alive.

Southern Gospel Music, of course

Doing whatever it is that is set before me, BIG and then do it again, bigger still!

Change the world around me. Be the game and world changer

Take this amazing gift that God has given us called life, and LIVE it! Not timidly or fearfully or half way. LIVE!

My siblings and I exchanged over the last weekend some of our favorite life sayings of my / our father. I will express many of them, I think, with this one scripture that I think fits dad pretty well and the way he lived his life. Of course it is not the only one, and I am not to say it is the best one. But it strikes me today as hitting the mark pretty well:

"whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with ALL THY MIGHT! As unto the LORD!" (emphasis and punctuation mine and added, of course)

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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila What time is your surgery tomorrow in Seattle, I would like to be in prayer during that time; to uplift you my brother.
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Maryann Leslie
Maryann Leslie Thank you for sharing this gut wrenching process Mark Claiborne so transparently...one that anyone would pray they never have to experience. Doing this in "real time" is part of the healthy process of grieving. It will come in waves...I will keep you in my prayers, as we have through your surgeries Mark.
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne My surgery is on Tuesday morning at 8AM. Thank you my brother. Lets chat by phone tomorrow. And I have not yet told my freind and your Mike about this terrible event.
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Solomon T. Avila
Solomon T. Avila I let Mike read it on Facebook about the post on Facebook you wrote about your father. I will call you tomorrow early afternoon if that's a good time?
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Mark Claiborne
Mark Claiborne perfect
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Susan Lorett-Knowlton
Susan Lorett-Knowlton My heart aches for you in your loss and as Shelby's 16th birthday is on Wednesday I am trying to fight so many tears myself. I reflect back to her memorial service and how you MC'd the event. You spoke about how you admired me for how well I took care ...See More
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Amber Claiborne Engle
Amber Claiborne Engle Thank you Mark for sharing your thoughts. I thought a few times how your mannerisms reminded me of Dad. He loved you very much. I know I keep saying it, and of all people, you know it, but I want you to know I saw his love for you too and it was a very proud and sweet love that he had for his son. I'll be praying for you during your surgery too. You're loved...
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Clinton Waddell
Clinton Waddell I am so glad I had the chance to meet Byron and eat lunch with him at Virginia Mason during the transplant! You ARE very much your father's son... A real renaissance man! You will always have him inside you. As you prepare for your next step in life he...See More
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Lorene Roark
Lorene Roark Beautifully said. I only met your dad a few times, but my husband, Jerry Roark, sang with him back in the 60's. They reconnected a few years ago and sent Jerry a prize possession (a DVD from a recording they filmed at Point Loma). Jerry watched it many...See More
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IMPOSSIBLE to make this stuff up, impossible.


They're not even new lies!


That's the M.O.

Compound the multiple crisis happening at once, and throw in a bit of financial difficulty. whistle

That greatly increases the chances of sympathy and donations.
Would a copy & paste' of safarimans post here be appropriate on his facebook post?
I guess he couldn't bring himself to tell those folks what REALLY happened.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by gitem_12
His dad died at 1209 on Saturday the 19th..at 11pm mark was on an airplane back home


Wait.

In less than 11 hours, he dithered on whether to fly, bought a ticket and flew, went to a gun show, and flew back?



Phone pics only take a few seconds.

Dave

Deleted that post.Got mixed up a little by the swirling timeline.
Originally Posted by Raeford
Would a copy & paste' of safarimans post here be appropriate on his facebook post?
I guess he couldn't bring himself to tell those folks what REALLY happened.


I don't think he runs his own facebook account.

He uses his wife's.

This prevents guys with a hint of chivalry from blowing it to hell and back.
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prevent me from excorsizing the kind of rebuke and revenge that I would be so likely to mete out if I knew for certain that ________________ did this deed

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beating - likely unto death - a man who is merely a suspect until the courts find him guilty or not.

wait...what?
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I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies.

I got nothing.
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They are doing their best to keep ME out of prison


Prayers and condolences to you and your family. What a terrible loss. So sad.
I just read this thread.

I feel like I've been Punk'd.

What a sad, pitiful way to garner attention.
Originally Posted by blackdogsrule
Prayers and condolences to you and your family. What a terrible loss. So sad.


PT Barnum snags another one!

I wonder how many of these rubes have PM'ed SM offering help....and money....during his time of need?
Originally Posted by gitem_12
I fugged a midget once


Pictures?

It's not a party til someone fuggs the midget.
Went back and did some more reading. The post that was on the (his?) church's Facebook page that had information on "the attack", was posted around 09:00 of Thursday. So "the attack" apparently happened overnight, the 16th/17th.

If I remember correctly, by that afternoon, he was "on his way" down to see him then, after apparently resolving the dilemma of whether or not to go.

From another Facebook post of Mark's, his father "went home" Friday evening. And from his first post here, and other Facebook posts by Mark, he died Saturday at noonish.

I think I have the story right, for now, until it changes.
Originally Posted by coyotewacker
However, there is one extreme type of liar that you should beware of; the Sociopathic Liar.

On first impressions, you may find you actually like or are drawn to the sociopath. It’s not surprising as more often than not they are indeed charming and likable. Watch out, these type of liars can cause untold damage and mayhem once they lead you into their web of lies and deceit.

Sociopaths lie the most because they are incapable of feelings and do not want to understand the impact of their lies. They may even get a thrill out of lying at your expense. Once they tell an initial lie they go on to tell many more lies in an attempt to cover up the lies they started, or just for the “fun” of it.

A sociopath rarely reveals his or her feelings or emotions. You won’t often hear them laugh, cry, or get angry. These kinds of liars tend to live in their own little world and always find ways to justify their dishonest deeds. They do not respect others and place their own needs first and foremost.

If someone questions the sociopath’s lies they can be incredibly devious in the way they cover things up. This can include placing the blame at someone else’s door or by inventing complex stories to cover up their untruths.

Sociopaths can be so good at lying that they are able to pass lie detector tests. This means they often escape jail or don’t even get prosecuted for the crimes they permit. (That’s not to say all sociopathic liars are criminals, of course).


Billary Clinton and Obongo come to mind as sociopathic liars.
So sorry to hear of your dads passing, prayers for you and your family.
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by Raeford
Would a copy & paste' of safarimans post here be appropriate on his facebook post?
I guess he couldn't bring himself to tell those folks what REALLY happened.


I don't think he runs his own facebook account.

He uses his wife's.

This prevents guys with a hint of chivalry from blowing it to hell and back.


He's also having surgery tomorrow, where does one contribute?
Originally Posted by Cleburne
So sorry to hear of your dads passing, prayers for you and your family.


Perhaps one isn't born every minute, but SM is catching them at 7 minute intervals. crazy
Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444
I wonder:
1) Does he do this on other websites under a different username?
2) Are the other brothers scam artists as well?

They could pull down some serious coin working together...


Sounds exactly like that sorry lot of TV evangelists who rip off their listeners.
Originally Posted by isaac
I just read this thread.

I feel like I've been Punk'd.

What a sad, pitiful way to garner attention.


Being in your profession, you don't see a lot of this type behavior???
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by blackdogsrule
Prayers and condolences to you and your family. What a terrible loss. So sad.


PT Barnum snags another one!

I wonder how many of these rubes have PM'ed SM offering help....and money....during his time of need?

he might need some help in setting up a paypal account for donations?????
anyone up to speed on dat type of chit and can give safariman a hand
he is probably pretty scatter brained with all of this happening and might need some help after all


show some random acts of kindness
you all are so harsh and judgmental































































































































































all I know is im gonna keep my eyes open on the classifieds for some cheap remingdog 700,s in .270

I need some tomater stakes for the garden this spring
It wouldn't surprise me at all to see his wife posting of his dying during this upcoming complicated major surgery....
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by ingwe
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....


Very plausible..... whistle


My great great was kilt by the yanks while running liquor up the cape fear.

I'm setting up a gofundme page for his funnel.


I hereby apologize in behalf of those misguided Yankees......I'm trying to mend bridges! smile

Not to Poobs, though,......
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
It wouldn't surprise me at all to see his wife posting of his dying during this upcoming complicated major surgery....


I wouldn't believe that either.

I wonder if she would offer up some pics of his dead body, as he did, of his fathers?
Originally Posted by Cleburne
So sorry to hear of your dads passing, prayers for you and your family.

Jesus says pray ~

for one another
for your enemies
for sinners

Originally Posted by NH K9
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by ingwe
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....
Very plausible..... whistle


My great great was kilt by the yanks while running liquor up the cape fear.
I'm setting up a gofundme page for his funnel.

I hereby apologize in behalf of those misguided Yankees......I'm trying to mend bridges! smile

Not to Poobs, though,......


Cold, dude. That's just cold.
Originally Posted by OrangeOkie
Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444
I wonder:
1) Does he do this on other websites under a different username?
2) Are the other brothers scam artists as well?

They could pull down some serious coin working together...


Sounds exactly like that sorry lot of TV evangelists who rip off their listeners.



Yes it sure does. For a thousand dollar "gift" they will send you a sanctified dish rag to wash the demons off your dishes!
I'm embarrassed that I cared enough to waste time reading this. I should be out running a snowblower.

Ps, thanks for the kind words Scott.
Originally Posted by high_country_
I'm embarrassed that I cared enough to waste time reading this. I should be out running a snowblower.

Ps, thanks for the kind words Scott.


Naa,

The real embarrassment is for the TV producers. 257 channels this is more entertaining then anything they've produced!
Byron was a despicable pervert whose sins caught up with him. Mark is a despicable sack of garbage whose sins NEED to catch up with him. No tears here.
Originally Posted by JSTUART


It is not really cool to share pm's.


I didn't solicit the PM from Mark and have no problem sharing it, as I don't think that he had any reasonable expectation of confidentiality.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
257 channels this is more entertaining then anything they've produced!


you ever notice that when gun people have to pull a random number out of their ass, its always a caliber?
Originally Posted by 260Remguy
Originally Posted by JSTUART


It is not really cool to share pm's.


I didn't solicit the PM from Mark and have no problem sharing it, as I don't think that he had any reasonable expectation of confidentiality.


It's part of SM ongoing scam.

It needed to be shared.

Thanks.
Why does this thread remind of this? I guess because the preacher just keeps on sayin:
Murder, accident = Double indemnity.
Give me the money.
Anyone found a news story about this terrible crime?
Originally Posted by ironbender
Anyone found a news story about this terrible crime?


No!
Originally Posted by isaac
I just read this thread.

I feel like I've been Punk'd.

What a sad, pitiful way to garner attention.


But it's working great. He's got 60+ pages of attention already. Amazing how people will bitch about his presence here yet continue to feed him.
This place is Bat-Shiit Crazy.....
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by Cleburne
So sorry to hear of your dads passing, prayers for you and your family.

Jesus says pray ~

for one another
for your enemies
for sinners



It doesn't seem to be working....
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by NH K9
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by ingwe
And family rumor has it my Great great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses....
Very plausible..... whistle


My great great was kilt by the yanks while running liquor up the cape fear.
I'm setting up a gofundme page for his funnel.

I hereby apologize in behalf of those misguided Yankees......I'm trying to mend bridges! smile

Not to Poobs, though,......


Cold, dude. That's just cold.


Not cold.....turdlike, but not cold.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by Cleburne
So sorry to hear of your dads passing, prayers for you and your family.
Jesus says pray ~
for one another
for your enemies
for sinners

It doesn't seem to be working....


Sometimes the answer to prayer is "no".

Ed
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by Cleburne
So sorry to hear of your dads passing, prayers for you and your family.
Jesus says pray ~
for one another
for your enemies
for sinners

It doesn't seem to be working....


Sometimes the answer to prayer is "no".

Ed


I'm sure god has a plan for him...mark is only the tool... wink
So sorry for your loss.

Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
...I'm sure god has a plan for him...mark is only the a tool... wink


Fixed it.

Ed
Sorry to hear of your fathers passing.


Wanna buy an annuity?



Anyway, here's one for the congregation....and facebookers...


Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
257 channels this is more entertaining then anything they've produced!


you ever notice that when gun people have to pull a random number out of their ass, its always a caliber?


I thought about that for about 280 seconds and I think you may be on to something.
Originally Posted by 280shooter
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
257 channels this is more entertaining then anything they've produced!


you ever notice that when gun people have to pull a random number out of their ass, its always a caliber?


I thought about that for about 280 seconds and I think you may be on to something.


Man you are slow, it only took me 44 seconds.
News clipping of the crime, yet?
Negative

Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by ironbender
Anyone found a news story about this terrible crime?


No!


No, and I have put in an hour or so trying. Strange.

Are we sure that it really happened?

Anybody know for real sure?
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
News clipping of the crime, yet?



Hint.....there was no crime....there was no murder.

ETA: There is also no record of anybody being booked into the county jail on assault or murder charges in connection with his death...
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
News clipping of the crime, yet?


Google, Bing, Yahoo,

Nothing.
All references to an assault were left out of his fb rant

Would seem to me if he were so white hot about the. Suspected killer he would have vented about that on his FB as well
Originally Posted by gitem_12
All references to an assault were left out of his fb rant

Would seem to me if he were so white hot about the. Suspected killer he would have vented about that on his FB as well


Two different flocks of pigeons he's trying to take, based upon FB or here.

That FB ... post... Yeah, how many times do you think he's done the "oh, I'm a poor sinner and THIS TIME I really mean it that I'm going to change" in order to scam folks over and over again?
Originally Posted by 4ager
how many times do you think he's done the "oh, I'm a poor sinner and THIS TIME I really mean it that I'm going to change" in order to scam folks over and over again?


Is this rhetorical, because I left my calculator at the office..
Ladies and gentleman here you go the demise of SM

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8526344
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
News clipping of the crime, yet?



Hint.....there was no crime....there was no murder.

ETA: There is also no record of anybody being booked into the county jail on assault or murder charges in connection with his death...


There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
News clipping of the crime, yet?



Hint.....there was no crime....there was no murder.

ETA: There is also no record of anybody being booked into the county jail on assault or murder charges in connection with his death...


There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


OMG, Mark's been scammed! That wasn't his Pa in the hospital!

How much money to organize a posse?
Y'all should be thanking safariman, he gave you something to talk about for a whole week.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
News clipping of the crime, yet?



Hint.....there was no crime....there was no murder.

ETA: There is also no record of anybody being booked into the county jail on assault or murder charges in connection with his death...


There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Remind me to never piss you off... Which leads to this question to everyone why would one lie about this knowing people can pretty much fact check this stuff like Miss Lynn did.. I guess if you catch a few guilables and get them to "donate" some money and if you make $500 bucks it's a win win I guess for Claiborne
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
News clipping of the crime, yet?



Hint.....there was no crime....there was no murder.

ETA: There is also no record of anybody being booked into the county jail on assault or murder charges in connection with his death...


There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.

Byron is a Muslim, and was buried at sea before sundown.
Are we talking about the Mark Claiborne of Oregon fame?

I guess when you get this many people conversing on a board, you're bound to have a few loons in the mix.

I hope he chokes the schit out of that make believe murderer.

I would. LOL
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn

There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Obituary, death notice?

I didn't find one with just a quick search.
I'm very disappointed I had this estimated at 20 pages...it will shatter the record like the release of the new Star Wars flick
It looks more and more like he's "Claiborned" all of us and is no doubt getting a kick out of it....
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
I'm very disappointed I had this estimated at 20 pages...it will shatter the record like the release of the new Star Wars flick


No doubt, and that's excluding all the pages where Travis gets hammered and talks about his pecker.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
News clipping of the crime, yet?



Hint.....there was no crime....there was no murder.

ETA: There is also no record of anybody being booked into the county jail on assault or murder charges in connection with his death...


There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


They could have had the body moved out of the area...(maybe where is wife is buried?) could be cremation etc....

Or maybe old Byron tried diddling some more tenants & doesn't want to be bothered with anymore $100K lawsuits or jail?

Death by social media???? wink
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
I'm very disappointed I had this estimated at 20 pages...it will shatter the record like the release of the new Star Wars flick


No doubt, and that's excluding all the pages where Travis gets hammered and talks about his pecker.


He's probably still waving it in that figure 8 pattern waiting on A&8s to show up...
Originally Posted by 79S
Ladies and gentleman here you go the demise of SM

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8526344


Lots of dipshitts showed their azzes in that thread, some of them to the point I'd be ashamed to show my face around here ever again.
Originally Posted by 79S
Ladies and gentleman here you go the demise of SM

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8526344



This is a shocker to me . . . frown


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Re: The Safariman Experience [Re: grapeape] #7675297 - 04/21/13

Pompous dipschidts like Yalie show up on the Campfire now and then. But instead of being run off by some censor, they run themselves off, due to good people watching out for other good people--like Mark, one of the most honest and selfless people on here.

I'll be watching Yalie's posts from now on--if he ever dares make one again--to make sure everybody knows what kind of human he really is.
_________________________
John

"Gunwriters, as you know, aren't as informed as their readers are and if it wasn't for the readers, there would be no need for writers..."--Shrapnel, May 2015
Originally Posted by 700LH
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn

There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Obituary, death notice?

I didn't find one with just a quick search.


To be fair, that doesn't mean much. You'll not find one for my mother.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Point of interest, my Irish Great-Grandpa was murdered, or so says family lore. Pushed off of a building under construction in Brooklyn by an Italian co-worker, that was the belief among his kin tho' there apparently weren't proof.



A few weeks ago, I got up in the middle of the night to stoke the wood stove...I didn't realize my equilibrium was messed up till the second time I did a nosedive, then I figured it best to finish up on my hands & knees...it stayed screwed up for a few days & I continued to try going about my business as usual... Marks dad likely had a similar event & possibly fell more than once...I do remember putting my hands out in front of me when I fell...I didn't mess them up but could have very easily, which would account for his dads hands being "messed up"...I did knock some schitt over while loading the stove & had I hit my head hard I could have easily ended up in the same condition as his dad...anybody finding me likely would have assumed there had been a struggle...


Sounds like attempted murder.
Been at work all day...
Any proof of a murder yet?
safariman survive the surgery?
Rob Jordan still love the COCK!?
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by 700LH
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn

There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Obituary, death notice?

I didn't find one with just a quick search.


To be fair, that doesn't mean much. You'll not find one for my mother.


Understood, but if she were violently murdered, there'd likely be at least some local news story on it.
Originally Posted by jackmountain

Any proof of a murder yet?


The family is retaining Gerry Spence, so we're waiting for him to conduct an independent investigation and release a statement before passing judgement about any murder. Also keeping a close eye on Facebook and waiting for Jayco and Curdog to weigh in.
They better retain Jackie Chiles
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by jackmountain

Any proof of a murder yet?


The family is retaining Gerry Spence, so we're waiting for him to conduct an independent investigation and release a statement before passing judgement about any murder. Also keeping a close eye on Facebook and waiting for Jayco and Curdog to weigh in.


Just wondering? Is suspected foul play considered an "accident" for double indemnity purposes? It figures that a family with that kind of track record would hire an attorney for an "independent investigation"....never let a good tragedy go to waste...
Originally Posted by jackmountain
They better retain Jackie Chiles


Lol
Originally Posted by OrangeOkie
Originally Posted by 79S
Ladies and gentleman here you go the demise of SM

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8526344



This is a shocker to me . . . frown


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Re: The Safariman Experience [Re: grapeape] #7675297 - 04/21/13

Pompous dipschidts like Yalie show up on the Campfire now and then. But instead of being run off by some censor, they run themselves off, due to good people watching out for other good people--like Mark, one of the most honest and selfless people on here.

I'll be watching Yalie's posts from now on--if he ever dares make one again--to make sure everybody knows what kind of human he really is.
_________________________
John

"Gunwriters, as you know, aren't as informed as their readers are and if it wasn't for the readers, there would be no need for writers..."--Shrapnel, May 2015


Several of us were half wrong on that thread. In hindsight it was a case of scum vs. scum.
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by 79S
Ladies and gentleman here you go the demise of SM

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8526344


Lots of dipshitts showed their azzes in that thread, some of them to the point I'd be ashamed to show my face around here ever again.


Mark had a bunch of folks duped for a while. Hell, I've met the guy a couple times. He was a bit of an odd doofus with an over developed sense of self, but was a nice enough guy.

Then the chit started unraveling...people he screwed over became common place, his constant injection of himself into any fugging thing he could fathom, the woe is me bullchit, and on and on....leading up to his business history being exposed.

Turns out the dude is a straight up dick weasel.

Oh well.

I'm just here for the entertainment.

god bless.



Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Hope someone has an icebox.

It's been a few days.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Hope someone has an icebox.

It's been a few days.


Could it be the body is still in a morgue for investigative purposes?
A call to the cremation society and the body will never go to a funeral home.

We did this with my Mother almost two years ago to the day.

Not sure how that would play with extenuating circumstances.
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
I'm very disappointed I had this estimated at 20 pages...it will shatter the record like the release of the new Star Wars flick


No doubt, and that's excluding all the pages where Travis gets hammered and talks about his pecker.


Waving it in a figure 8 pattern like a beacon in the night. Well, maybe more like an old fugged up penlight, but waving nonetheless!!
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Could it be the body is still in a morgue for investigative purposes?


I guess you missed the post saying the family had hired an atty. to conduct a private investigation...I think they're gonna make a play for double indemnity...
Originally Posted by 79S
Ladies and gentleman here you go the demise of SM

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8526344




Holy chit that is hilarious!




CLASSIC GOLD.....


I'll stand by Mark in a firefight to the death, with whatever faults he might have, and throw that lawyer straight into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time. I hate guys like that that feel like documentation of an event justifies acting like a complete dickwad. I'd like to see this crankbait exposed in the town he lives in for his petty little mindset. Who knows him or lives nearby that can make this buttzit pay? If he had a fraction of a brain he'd honor the check, buy the gun, show some charity to a wonderful man, and apologize for his incredibly misguided attack on Mark.

Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Could it be the body is still in a morgue for investigative purposes?


I guess you missed the post saying the family had hired an atty. to conduct a private investigation...I think they're gonna make a play for double indemnity...


I'll go out on a limb and say GreatWaputi was being facetious.
Crap. I done snowblowed the whole neighborhood and this picked up 6 more pages!
Originally Posted by high_country_
Crap. I done snowblowed the whole neighborhood and this picked up 6 more pages!


Could use some snow around here...

It's been awhile.
Originally Posted by OrangeOkie
Originally Posted by 79S
Ladies and gentleman here you go the demise of SM

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8526344



This is a shocker to me . . . frown


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Re: The Safariman Experience [Re: grapeape] #7675297 - 04/21/13

Pompous dipschidts like Yalie show up on the Campfire now and then. But instead of being run off by some censor, they run themselves off, due to good people watching out for other good people--like Mark, one of the most honest and selfless people on here.

I'll be watching Yalie's posts from now on--if he ever dares make one again--to make sure everybody knows what kind of human he really is.
_________________________
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"Gunwriters, as you know, aren't as informed as their readers are and if it wasn't for the readers, there would be no need for writers..."--Shrapnel, May 2015


Not disappointing at all; many were duped including me.
I stood up for Mark once or twice.
I've admitted that it was a mistake before, and I'll do the same here. I regret basing my defense of Mark solely on my interactions with him. After finding out the annuity scamming chit he pulled, and then looking at other stuff his bridge was burnt with me.


Folk do get emotional!

Hah! One piece at a time!!!!
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Could it be the body is still in a morgue for investigative purposes?


I guess you missed the post saying the family had hired an atty. to conduct a private investigation...I think they're gonna make a play for double indemnity...


I'll go out on a limb and say GreatWaputi was being facetious.


Could be...I still wouldn't put it past them....
Good god! That kind of unfounded loyalty.....SM could be the reincarnation of Jim Jones....albeit, without the Elvis sunglasses....
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Could it be the body is still in a morgue for investigative purposes?


I guess you missed the post saying the family had hired an atty. to conduct a private investigation...I think they're gonna make a play for double indemnity...


C'mon now, I know you're not that dense.
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Holy chit that is hilarious!


CLASSIC GOLD.....


I'll stand by Mark in a firefight to the death, with whatever faults he might have, and throw that lawyer straight into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time. I hate guys like that that feel like documentation of an event justifies acting like a complete dickwad. I'd like to see this crankbait exposed in the town he lives in for his petty little mindset. Who knows him or lives nearby that can make this buttzit pay? If he had a fraction of a brain he'd honor the check, buy the gun, show some charity to a wonderful man, and apologize for his incredibly misguided attack on Mark.



Originally Posted by Fireball2
I'll stand by Mark in a firefight to the death, with whatever faults he might have, and throw that lawyer straight into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time. I hate guys like that that feel like documentation of an event justifies acting like a complete dickwad. I'd like to see this crankbait exposed in the town he lives in for his petty little mindset. Who knows him or lives nearby that can make this buttzit pay? If he had a fraction of a brain he'd honor the check, buy the gun, show some charity to a wonderful man, and apologize for his incredibly misguided attack on Mark.


That's one dumb [bleep] right there. Of course, it might've been his (ex) wife posting... cry
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Could it be the body is still in a morgue for investigative purposes?


I guess you missed the post saying the family had hired an atty. to conduct a private investigation...I think they're gonna make a play for double indemnity...


C'mon now, I know you're not that dense.


Thought maybe he pm'd you...
Is anyone Facebook friends with him so they can post and call him out to his church brethern...I can't reply to his posts without friend ing him and I don't want that
You're not real bright are you? Utah was right to spit you out, just sorry you landed in my state.

There's nothing any of us can do about being duped by a con man. It happens when you want to trust people rather than live like a cynical troll that everybody sees right through.

Carry on troll.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Is anyone Facebook friends with him so they can post and call him out to his church brethern...I can't reply to his posts without friend ing him and I don't want that


I'm not a FB friend with him, but a look at his FB page gave some more insight into his world.

Most notably there is nothing on there about his wife Sherri other than two photos of the two of them.

Oh, and a request for prayer that two of his family members won't have anything to do with him and he would like that to change.

I'm another one who was fooled by Mark until his behavior in the classifieds, then his history was revealed. No one likes to be duped like that.

Live and learn, I guess. Too bad there are folks out there who still believe him.

Ed
FB - I don't think it had too much to do with be with being duped, I'd say it has more to do with your estrogen laced rant about casting people into the furnace, piece by piece.

You went straight into a hormonal rage!

That was hilarious!

It's OK. My wife gets like that once a month too.
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You're not real bright are you? Utah was right to spit you out, just sorry you landed in my state.

There's nothing any of us can do about being duped by a con man. It happens when you want to trust people rather than live like a cynical troll that everybody sees right through.

Carry on troll.


I'd rather be a troll than a whiny bitchh who gave a reach-around to SM.
Ed, I am beginning to wonder whether there really is a SHERRI, atleast a real Sherri that is his wife, I know people have met her, but that isn't to say she wasn't running a con with him pretending to be his wife.


It's damned odd that she isn't on his Facebook page, he'll can't even find a Sherri doing a search.

There is a sherry claiborne but looks nothing like the one one in his pictures
laugh
Originally Posted by MadMooner
FB - I don't think it had too much to do with be with being duped, I'd say it has more to do with your estrogen laced rant about casting people into the furnace, piece by piece.

You went straight into a hormonal rage!

That was hilarious!



Hell hath no fury like a christian scorned...
And speaking of not being too bright...

Originally Posted by Fireball2
I'll stand by Mark in a firefight to the death, with whatever faults he might have, and throw that lawyer straight into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time. I hate guys like that that feel like documentation of an event justifies acting like a complete dickwad. I'd like to see this crankbait exposed in the town he lives in for his petty little mindset. Who knows him or lives nearby that can make this buttzit pay? If he had a fraction of a brain he'd honor the check, buy the gun, show some charity to a wonderful man, and apologize for his incredibly misguided attack on Mark.


You go, girl. Lol


Hell hath no fury like a christian scorned... [/quote]

You HAVE heard of the inquisition, right?
Originally Posted by 700LH
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn

There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Obituary, death notice?

I didn't find one with just a quick search.


Well according to those who are in the know in each funeral parlour in Roseville and Auburn, California, there is no Byron Claiborne waiting for services.

But they may be taking his remains somewhere else for burial.
This just gets weirder and weirder.

I don't think I ever really defended the guy but when I got sick in 2014, I knew there was something odd about him. Invited me to hunt Elk with him in CO but first he wanted to sell me a 7mm Mauser.

Just creepy vibe all the way around.
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You're not real bright are you? Utah was right to spit you out, just sorry you landed in my state.

There's nothing any of us can do about being duped by a con man. It happens when you want to trust people rather than live like a cynical troll that everybody sees right through.

Carry on troll.


CAST THY TROLL INTO THE FURNACE OF FIERY!!!



Dave
PS- Jesus saves.
Originally Posted by BOBBALEE


And my post count rises.

BOBBALEE!
Originally Posted by jackmountain


Hell hath no fury like a christian scorned...


You HAVE heard of the inquisition, right? [/quote]

That's rude. I'll bet he didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Originally Posted by deflave
PS- Jesus saves.


Everyone wants to hear, Jesus loves you.

Unless you're in a Mexican prison.
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by deflave
PS- Jesus saves.


Everyone wants to hear, Jesus loves you.

Unless you're in a Mexican prison.


The moment my Sunday school teacher told me "Jesus loves you," I lost all respect for him.



Clark
We watched The Sex Pistols film Sid and Nancy in Sunday School.

It was awesome.
Originally Posted by Bigfoot
Originally Posted by jackmountain


Hell hath no fury like a christian scorned...


You HAVE heard of the inquisition, right?


That's rude. I'll bet he didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. [/quote]

no one expects the spanish inquisition

Originally Posted by rem141r
Originally Posted by Bigfoot
Originally Posted by jackmountain


Hell hath no fury like a christian scorned...


You HAVE heard of the inquisition, right?


That's rude. I'll bet he didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.


no one expects the spanish inquisition [/quote]

Cue Monty Python.
Originally Posted by jackmountain


Hell hath no fury like a christian scorned...


You HAVE heard of the inquisition, right? [/quote]

Yeah....they were a forgiving bunch...
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by 700LH
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn

There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Obituary, death notice?

I didn't find one with just a quick search.


Well according to those who are in the know in each funeral parlour in Roseville and Auburn, California, there is no Byron Claiborne waiting for services.

But they may be taking his remains somewhere else for burial.




Did you actually call funeral homes?
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by 700LH
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn

There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Obituary, death notice?

I didn't find one with just a quick search.


Well according to those who are in the know in each funeral parlour in Roseville and Auburn, California, there is no Byron Claiborne waiting for services.

But they may be taking his remains somewhere else for burial.




Did you actually call funeral homes?


Canada is uber boring in the winter. Gotta stay busy somehow.
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by Seven_Heaven
Should we start a Go Fund page campaign to fund a lobotomy for Safaiman?

The dude is obviously sick.



Hmm, you seem to have missed the main thrust of this thread...starting a "fund" is what the fellow is all about.

Everything else is incidental.

this thread took the 'fun' out of fund...
Maybe SM is in reality a ET and having difficulty with the social norms of this planet.
That would explain much.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by jackmountain


Hell hath no fury like a christian scorned...


You HAVE heard of the inquisition, right?


Yeah....they were a forgiving bunch... [/quote]

good christians, all of 'em! (lack of capitalization intentional in this case) wink

Geno

PS, to those wondering about funeral homes, if not at a morgue due to ongoing investigation, assuming someone actually died, there are many suburbs in that area where the deceased might be; Granite Bay, Lincoln, Rocklin, Loomis, Folsom, Citrus Heights, Rancho Cordoba, and we haven't even started talking about Sacramento yet.
Tisk tisk Yalie tried to warn everyone and was scoffed at and pissed on

Originally Posted by Yalie
Hey, look guys, thanks, but don't sweat it.

I did litigation, and if you don't have a thick skin, you better not litigate.

My only goal here, is to make sure that everyone takes a good long look at this guy, before they do business with him.

Who knows, maybe he'll clean up his act.

Sincerely,

Chris Bemis


Originally Posted by SamOlson


Did you actually call funeral homes?


So... look. I'm trying to find a dead guy I don't know.

Help me out.




Dave
Franco still dead?

This has been a hoot to read.

Some folks even knowing how he was tried to do the decent thing.
Be nice.
And then the other shoe hits the ground and the world is spinning out of control.

It has been a hoot. grin
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by 700LH
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn

There is no Byron Claiborne resting at any funeral home in Roseville or Auburn, California.


Obituary, death notice?

I didn't find one with just a quick search.


Well according to those who are in the know in each funeral parlour in Roseville and Auburn, California, there is no Byron Claiborne waiting for services.

But they may be taking his remains somewhere else for burial.




Did you actually call funeral homes?


Canada is uber boring in the winter. Gotta stay busy somehow.


I do, but he is out for a while tonight, so what the hell right ?
Thinking the scavenger hunt for a corpse is a bit creepy.

But hey.....we all got hobbies.
This may be rud3, but SM'S old man looked like an 80 year old Gueedo
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Thinking the scavenger hunt for a corpse is a bit creepy.

But hey.....we all got hobbies.


This whole damn thing is creepy from the get go, no difference.
Originally Posted by safariman


I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.



Hurry up you sack of schit!!!



Nothing about 'flave is ugly.

Nothing.




'flave [/quote]


Except his former "BFF"...I shudder...
Originally Posted by gitem_12
This may be rud3, but SM'S old man looked like an 80 yes of guido


You saw that eh ? I am sure he thought he was a snappy dresser playboy type....
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
[quote=gitem_12]This may be rud3, but SM'S old man looked like an 80 yes of guido


You saw that eh ? I am sure he thought he was a snappy dresser








[Linked Image]


Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson


Did you actually call funeral homes?


So... look. I'm trying to find a dead guy I don't know.

Help me out.




Dave




Uber bizarre!
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Ed, I am beginning to wonder whether there really is a SHERRI, at least a real Sherri that is his wife, I know people have met her, but that isn't to say she wasn't running a con with him pretending to be his wife.
It's damned odd that she isn't on his Facebook page, he'll can't even find a Sherri doing a search. There is a sherry claiborne but looks nothing like the one one in his pictures


Miss Lynn has communicated with his wife, Sherri, so I know she exists and the same lady he posted pictures here looks like the one on his FB page, just no mention of her and she's not listed as one of his FB friends. Odd...

I'm guessing she is one of his con victims, too.

Ed
Originally Posted by deflave
PS- Jesus saves.


But Moses INVESTS...
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Ed, I am beginning to wonder whether there really is a SHERRI, at least a real Sherri that is his wife, I know people have met her, but that isn't to say she wasn't running a con with him pretending to be his wife.
It's damned odd that she isn't on his Facebook page, he'll can't even find a Sherri doing a search. There is a sherry claiborne but looks nothing like the one one in his pictures


Miss Lynn has communicated with his wife, Sherri, so I know she exists and the same lady he posted pictures here looks like the one on his FB page, just no mention of her and she's not listed as one of his FB friends. Odd...

I'm guessing she is one of his con victims, too.

Ed


I mean who the hell.marries a woman with the same name as your ex wife.

That's like a buddy of mine who divorced his first wife because she was a complete nut job only to marry her TWIN sister


Originally Posted by gitem_12
[Linked Image]


Byron?
that musta made for some interesting holiday dinners
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by gitem_12
[Linked Image]


Byron?


Yea
Diggin the gold chain.
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson


Did you actually call funeral homes?


So... look. I'm trying to find a dead guy I don't know.

Help me out.




Dave




Uber bizarre!


Don't forget trying to get a a nurse fired...


Maybe she's Sherri? shocked wink
Originally Posted by ironbender
Diggin the gold chain.




Straight out the Jersey shore baby
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by ironbender
Diggin the gold chain.




Straight out the Jersey shore baby

I guess that's why I like it!
This is a first for me.
A thread got just to damn weird.
I'm getting clear of this mess.
81 pages..........Yawn......
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Could it be the body is still in a morgue for investigative purposes?


I guess you missed the post saying the family had hired an atty. to conduct a private investigation...I think they're gonna make a play for double indemnity...


AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson


Did you actually call funeral homes?


So... look. I'm trying to find a dead guy I don't know.

Help me out.




Dave




Uber bizarre!


Don't forget trying to get a a nurse fired...


Maybe she's Sherri? shocked wink


Maybe, all the more reason for you to put me on ignore.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson


Did you actually call funeral homes?


So... look. I'm trying to find a dead guy I don't know.

Help me out.




Dave




Uber bizarre!


Don't forget trying to get a a nurse fired...


Maybe she's Sherri? shocked wink


Maybe, all the more reason for you to put me on ignore.


Why? It's not like it's not a normal attribute of many women. I can tell you have a lot of practice at it too...no wonder you're single.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Could it be the body is still in a morgue for investigative purposes?


I guess you missed the post saying the family had hired an atty. to conduct a private investigation...I think they're gonna make a play for double indemnity...


AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!


He DID write, "Dad also taught me the insurance business," so I assume he's looking up with a proud smile right now.........
I REALLY don't think anybody's wanting YOU mad at them...

Originally Posted by rem141r
Originally Posted by Bigfoot
Originally Posted by jackmountain


Hell hath no fury like a christian scorned...


You HAVE heard of the inquisition, right?


That's rude. I'll bet he didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.


no one expects the Spanish Inquisition[/quote]

Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


Seriously??

A man with a proven history of extensive, continuous, unwelcome, and uninvited sexual harassment, including sexual comments and unwanted sexual touching; conditioned aspects of tenancy on compliance with sexual favors; and created a hostile environment for female tenants..

http://www.justice.gov/crt/housing-and-civil-enforcement-cases-documents-480


Obviously some people are ONLY reading the first post in the thread.... no wonder Claiborne continues to infest the Campfire. Too many gullible and ignorant members easily fleeced and taken advantage of...
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


????

Sarcasm I hope?? crazy
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by gitem_12
All references to an assault were left out of his fb rant

Would seem to me if he were so white hot about the. Suspected killer he would have vented about that on his FB as well


Two different flocks of pigeons he's trying to take, based upon FB or here.

That FB ... post... Yeah, how many times do you think he's done the "oh, I'm a poor sinner and THIS TIME I really mean it that I'm going to change" in order to scam folks over and over again?
My guess would be 458 times. grin
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson


Did you actually call funeral homes?


So... look. I'm trying to find a dead guy I don't know.

Help me out.




Dave


You gotta' stop- f'n killing me
Nice Mr. T starter set....
So sorry for your loss
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn


Maybe, all the more reason for you to put me on ignore.


Why? It's not like it's not a normal attribute of many women. I can tell you have a lot of practice at it too...no wonder you're single.



Actually once upon a time, I was a researcher/liaison for the VA. Quite good at it too.

Single ? Really ?
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
I REALLY don't think anybody's wanting YOU mad at them...



Mad is a mood, revenge is an action, I am not much into moods....

Hope all is well with you smile
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn


Maybe, all the more reason for you to put me on ignore.


Why? It's not like it's not a normal attribute of many women. I can tell you have a lot of practice at it too...no wonder you're single.



Actually once upon a time, I was a researcher/liaison for the VA. Quite good at it too.

Single ? Really ?


Nah, I just assumed, bad guess if not. What's her name?
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn


Maybe, all the more reason for you to put me on ignore.


Why? It's not like it's not a normal attribute of many women. I can tell you have a lot of practice at it too...no wonder you're single.



Actually once upon a time, I was a researcher/liaison for the VA. Quite good at it too.

Single ? Really ?


Nah, I just assumed, bad guess if not. What's her name?


Research it....
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


Dead?
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
I REALLY don't think anybody's wanting YOU mad at them...



Hope all is well with you smile


All is ok here...& if it weren't, I'd just go through all your pm's to me...THAT would cheer anybody up...even "Rosco"... wink
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


Dead?


New #1
ok then. You best get back to doing whatever it is you do. You could've got 3 people fired and some charges against a couple more in the time you been jacking with me.....
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
I REALLY don't think anybody's wanting YOU mad at them...



Hope all is well with you smile


All is ok here...& if it weren't, I'd just go through all your pm's to me...THAT would cheer anybody up...even "Rosco"... wink


Careful, SB is taking bets on the fact I am sleeping with a woman. I can not imagine why he has such a deep longing to know what and who I am having sex with. Bizarre....
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


Dead?


Well played. Sir!

George
Originally Posted by SandBilly
ok then. You best get back to doing whatever it is you do. You could've got 3 people fired and some charges against a couple more in the time you been jacking with me.....


Nope, too busy trying to figure out who you are....
Lmao. Idk her name but I'm sure she's full of batteries and 2 cycle gas...
Originally Posted by SandBilly
ok then. You best get back to doing whatever it is you do. You could've got 3 people fired and some charges against a couple more in the time you been jacking with me.....



Piss her off & you'll KNOW what "jacking with you" is all about...I would really try to avoid that road...I'll bet Miss Lynn could find skidmarks on a gnats ass if she had a mind to do so...
I've no doubt. Guess I'm good unless she plans on coming down and framing me for something. She should get a tuggin job.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by SandBilly
ok then. You best get back to doing whatever it is you do. You could've got 3 people fired and some charges against a couple more in the time you been jacking with me.....



Piss her off & you'll KNOW what "jacking with you" is all about...I would really try to avoid that road...I'll bet Miss Lynn could find skidmarks on a gnats ass if she had a mind to do so...


Actually Sand Billy has intrigued me, I have never had a man male take such a DEEP interest in me in a matter of minutes, I think I shall return the attention....
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


Dead?


Don't DO that!

I just blew root beer all over my keyboard! laugh

Ed
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
I REALLY don't think anybody's wanting YOU mad at them...



Hope all is well with you smile


All is ok here...& if it weren't, I'd just go through all your pm's to me...THAT would cheer anybody up...even "Rosco"... wink


Careful, SB is taking bets on the fact I am sleeping with a woman. I can not imagine why he has such a deep longing to know what and who I am having sex with. Bizarre....


I'm not a hater... smirk

And people don't believe 24HCF is social media!

Steve.
Originally Posted by SandBilly
I've no doubt. Guess I'm good unless she plans on coming down and framing me for something. She should get a tuggin job.


You should take care of your own ffuckin business and I will take care of mine, unless of course you are looking for some special attention....
Lol..night, Ma'am. Good luck
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by SandBilly
ok then. You best get back to doing whatever it is you do. You could've got 3 people fired and some charges against a couple more in the time you been jacking with me.....



Piss her off & you'll KNOW what "jacking with you" is all about...I would really try to avoid that road...I'll bet Miss Lynn could find skidmarks on a gnats ass if she had a mind to do so...


Actually Sand Billy has intrigued me, I have never had a man male take such a DEEP interest in me in a matter of minutes, I think I shall return the attention....


I guess I should be jealous, but I'm not...What makes you think he's a man male???
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
I REALLY don't think anybody's wanting YOU mad at them...



Hope all is well with you smile


All is ok here...& if it weren't, I'd just go through all your pm's to me...THAT would cheer anybody up...even "Rosco"... wink


Careful, SB is taking bets on the fact I am sleeping with a woman. I can not imagine why he has such a deep longing to know what and who I am having sex with. Bizarre....


I'm not a hater... smirk



I have always thought you were sweetass fine gentleman !
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Lol..night, Ma'am. Good luck


Keep the luck, I am pretty sure your going to need it....
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner


I guess I should be jealous, but I'm not...What makes you think he's a man male???


I am not so sure he is, just a guess, but hey I have been known to be wrong. Back in '81 I think it was grin
Someone put those cool photos of the Y E L. L - U B E R - L A N C H E on here. That may be the icing on top of the SM - cake.
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You're not real bright are you? Utah was right to spit you out, just sorry you landed in my state.

There's nothing any of us can do about being duped by a con man. It happens when you want to trust people rather than live like a cynical troll that everybody sees right through.

Carry on troll.
I remember you contacting me after he tried screwing me, I think my response GFY and mind your own!
I figure you won't recall.
Originally Posted by gitem_12


I mean who the hell.marries a woman with the same name as your ex wife.



He's an insurance guy. I see this as good insurance against the times when one ties one, or fifteen, on and then follows with amorous pursuits. You just never know what could slip out. (Assuming fidelity in that regard of course.)
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn


I have always thought you were sweetass fine gentleman !


You're RIGHT again...go figure... wink
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


Seriously??

A man with a proven history of extensive, continuous, unwelcome, and uninvited sexual harassment, including sexual comments and unwanted sexual touching; conditioned aspects of tenancy on compliance with sexual favors; and created a hostile environment for female tenants..

http://www.justice.gov/crt/housing-and-civil-enforcement-cases-documents-480


Obviously some people are ONLY reading the first post in the thread.... no wonder Claiborne continues to infest the Campfire. Too many gullible and ignorant members easily fleeced and taken advantage of...


This thread has really taken a nasty tone. Let's keep it civil. There is absolutely no room for attacking "extensive,continuous, unwelcome and uninvited sexual harassment". It is one of the things this great country was predicated upon. I mean, how else are women supposed to advance in corporate America?!
Originally Posted by Klikitarik
Originally Posted by gitem_12


I mean who the hell.marries a woman with the same name as your ex wife.



He's an insurance guy. I see this as good insurance against the times when one ties one, or fifteen, on and then follows with amorous pursuits. You just never know what could slip out. (Assuming fidelity in that regard of course.)


Knew a guy who married a woman with the same name as his ex. Said he never had to worry about saying the wrong name in the sack. Pragmatic..
So the thread has devolved to Middleforks sweet Arse, flave's caulk and miss lynn with not so veiled threats of attention whatever that means! Combination to his gym locker or something?

almost forgot, the campfire standard Christian bashing!


Mike

Might have missed it in 85 pages of (mostly) crap but have not heard a reply from the notorious Safariman.

I sent him a PM and await a reply before making a comment.
Originally Posted by Steve
Originally Posted by Klikitarik
Originally Posted by gitem_12


I mean who the hell.marries a woman with the same name as your ex wife.



He's an insurance guy. I see this as good insurance against the times when one ties one, or fifteen, on and then follows with amorous pursuits. You just never know what could slip out. (Assuming fidelity in that regard of course.)


Knew a guy who married a woman with the same name as his ex. Said he never had to worry about saying the wrong name in the sack. Pragmatic..
So both his wives were named Dick?
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Might have missed it in 85 pages of (mostly) crap but have not heard a reply from the notorious Safariman.

I sent him a PM and await a reply before making a comment.


You mean your "people" are no match for Claiborne?
Originally Posted by rickmenefee
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You're not real bright are you? Utah was right to spit you out, just sorry you landed in my state.

There's nothing any of us can do about being duped by a con man. It happens when you want to trust people rather than live like a cynical troll that everybody sees right through.

Carry on troll.
I remember you contacting me after he tried screwing me, I think my response GFY and mind your own!
I figure you won't recall.


Who the hell are you and why would I care? Water under the bridge mean anything to you?

To every single one of you guys that's been married and divorced- Did you think one thing about your spouse and then something happened to change your opinion of them, or did you marry her feeling the way you did when you divorced her?

I guess you must have known her ugly side when you married her? Sheit happens with people, things change. Get a life.
His "people" are too busy with slapping on labels and filling bottles with another estates box wine. wink
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Might have missed it in 85 pages of (mostly) crap but have not heard a reply from the notorious Safariman.

I sent him a PM and await a reply before making a comment.


You should have your "people" check him out...speaking of checks, didn't you send him one a while back???
Originally Posted by ready_on_the_right
So the thread has devolved to Middleforks sweet Arse, flave's caulk and miss lynn with not so veiled threats of attention whatever that means! Combination to his gym locker or something?


Getting a chubby & feeling left out? PM Rob Jordan...
Originally Posted by Steve
Originally Posted by Klikitarik
Originally Posted by gitem_12


I mean who the hell.marries a woman with the same name as your ex wife.



He's an insurance guy. I see this as good insurance against the times when one ties one, or fifteen, on and then follows with amorous pursuits. You just never know what could slip out. (Assuming fidelity in that regard of course.)


Knew a guy who married a woman with the same name as his ex. Said he never had to worry about saying the wrong name in the sack. Pragmatic..


I hate to admitt it
I married two Karens

The second one met fire member SSB and introduced herself "as the new improved version" I will never forget that

I will not do that again, Marry a Karen
the second lasted a month (no BS)

Oh by the way #2s were not real but they were spectacular

JERRY JERRY

Hank
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by rickmenefee
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You're not real bright are you? Utah was right to spit you out, just sorry you landed in my state.

There's nothing any of us can do about being duped by a con man. It happens when you want to trust people rather than live like a cynical troll that everybody sees right through.

Carry on troll.
I remember you contacting me after he tried screwing me, I think my response GFY and mind your own!
I figure you won't recall.


Who the hell are you and why would I care? Water under the bridge mean anything to you?

To every single one of you guys that's been married and divorced- Did you think one thing about your spouse and then something happened to change your opinion of them, or did you marry her feeling the way you did when you divorced her?

I guess you must have known her ugly side when you married her? Sheit happens with people, things change. Get a life.

You sure carried enough for your hump buddy to contact me and say how wrong I was. I'll find your pm you pos
Originally Posted by Fireball2

To every single one of you guys that's been married and divorced- Did you think one thing about your spouse and then something happened to change your opinion of them, or did you marry her feeling the way you did when you divorced her?


The majority probably haven't had your experience of their old lady hitting the highway due to them being a lame dumbazz, but do carry on. Maybe you could ask her to post again, there was less estrogen involved.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by ready_on_the_right
So the thread has devolved to Middleforks sweet Arse, flave's caulk and miss lynn with not so veiled threats of attention whatever that means! Combination to his gym locker or something?


Getting a chubby & feeling left out? PM Rob Jordan...



Not hardly just watching the freak show!


Mike
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Might have missed it in 85 pages of (mostly) crap but have not heard a reply from the notorious Safariman.

I sent him a PM and await a reply before making a comment.


You mean your "people" are no match for Claiborne?


Haven't put them on it. Hoping Mark will reply and set this all straight. Come in Mark, where are ye? I need some incoming.
Gotta go to at least 50 pages.
If Rick gets paid by page views, this is a nice little Christmas gift for him! grin
Gets paid by selling ads. More views mean more ads get sold. Stuff like this brings more views. Very rare for anyone to get banned.
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Gets paid by selling ads. More views mean more ads get sold. Stuff like this brings more views. Very rare for anyone to get banned.


40,000 views, 14 adds per view.....

Soon to be 600,000 ads delivered, minus those of us running ad blocker!
[Linked Image]
[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas


Haven't put them on it. Hoping Mark will reply and set this all straight. Come in Mark, where are ye? I need some incoming.


Set it straight??? Really???
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
[Linked Image]


Too bad that ain't a hearse!
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by Fireball2

To every single one of you guys that's been married and divorced- Did you think one thing about your spouse and then something happened to change your opinion of them, or did you marry her feeling the way you did when you divorced her?


The majority probably haven't had your experience of their old lady hitting the highway due to them being a lame dumbazz, but do carry on. Maybe you could ask her to post again, there was less estrogen involved.


Hey dumbass, my wife is sitting here beside me. Dumbshit. You are such an azzhole.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson


Did you actually call funeral homes?


So... look. I'm trying to find a dead guy I don't know.

Help me out.




Dave




Uber bizarre!


Don't forget trying to get a a nurse fired...


Maybe she's Sherri? shocked wink


Maybe, all the more reason for you to put me on ignore.


Miss Lynn, gettin' all uppity aren't ya.

There you go. Guess its ok to lie to a nurse to get information on someone, because hell, your lies have a higher purpose...not. Also considering the number of "poor me " posts you've started as threads, just gobbled up all that sympathy from others....lets see. Wasn't that safariman's angle? Sympathy, all the poor you awful things that happen, geez almost a walking disaster...hmmm, kinda similar to safariman. So lies, and when confronted gets all pissy...kinda like, no not again, yep safariman. You and safariman, well, keep digging into his crap. Its good deflection isn't it?
Originally Posted by rickmenefee
I'll find your pm you pos


Don't care. Hope you enjoy yourself. Like I said, people change, sheit happens.

I remember you now. You're the guy always hawking knives in the classifieds. Good for you. I enjoy your ads, all of them.
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
[Linked Image]


Oh God!!! Please don't tell me Aunt Edna on top of the Avalanche is really Pops!

I love this place!
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Hey dumbass, my wife is sitting here beside me. Dumbshit. You are such an azzhole.


No one ever said she was smart. Now stomp your feet and throw another hissy fit.
Well this thread turned into a real spectacle, I'd better break out the 'good stuff':

[Linked Image]

smile
Come on page 19 [bleep] is getting real now...
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Hey dumbass, my wife is sitting here beside me. Dumbshit. You are such an azzhole.


No one ever said she was smart. Now stomp your feet and throw another hissy fit.


Mormons are a smart lot aren't they? Ran you off.
You know you can customize your page settings so it's 19 for you 30 for me, I read 85 for somebody else.

Mike
[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Hey dumbass, my wife is sitting here beside me. Dumbshit. You are such an azzhole.


No one ever said she was smart. Now stomp your feet and throw another hissy fit.


Mormons are a smart lot aren't they? Ran you off.


Leave the Mormons out of this... If I was ass ffucked like you were from SM I would be pissed too... What's bad guys were saying SM was a con man and full of [bleep] but YOU and others got on your soap box with a bible in hand going no he's a Christian he's the most honest man out their in the end you were all wrong how much money he take you for?? I sent bullets to SM but it was more or less to see if he would sell them here on the classifieds. I never took anything from him...
Ok, 50 posts per page, I'm now down to 18 pages. Can I get to one page?
Went back and retread most of OP even though I have him on ignore. First time that I ever read where SM took in alcoholics and druggies. More lies?
Originally Posted by Wyogal
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by deflave
[quote=SamOlson]

Did you actually call funeral homes?


Uber bizarre!


Don't forget trying to get a a nurse fired...


Maybe she's Sherri? shocked wink


Maybe, all the more reason for you to put me on ignore.


Miss Lynn, gettin' all uppity aren't ya.

There you go. Guess its ok to lie to a nurse to get information on someone, because hell, your lies have a higher purpose...not. Also considering the number of "poor me " posts you've started as threads, just gobbled up all that sympathy from others....lets see. Wasn't that safariman's angle? Sympathy, all the poor you awful things that happen, geez almost a walking disaster...hmmm, kinda similar to safariman. So lies, and when confronted gets all pissy...kinda like, no not again, yep safariman. You and safariman, well, keep digging into his crap. Its good deflection isn't it?


She's still using her outstanding Google Foo to figure out what a SandBilly is, cuz she's gonna make it pay!

Spot on and nice to see I'm not the only one that has had her pegged for what she really is.
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by rickmenefee
I'll find your pm you pos


Don't care. Hope you enjoy yourself. Like I said, people change, sheit happens.

I remember you now. You're the guy always hawking knives in the classifieds. Good for you. I enjoy your ads, all of them.


That's funny right there. A guy who makes some of the finest knives on the planet really needs to be "hawking" knives on our classified's.
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Went back and retread most of OP even though I have him on ignore. First time that I ever read where SM took in alcoholics and druggies. More lies?


might want to retread it again.... smile

Mark---Sound in or forever hold your peace.
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Ok, 50 posts per page, I'm now down to 18 pages. Can I get to one page?


You can go 99 post per page. Change it up from 50 to 99 and save.

Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Ok, 50 posts per page, I'm now down to 18 pages. Can I get to one page?



maxes out at 99 which is 9 pages, but really makes it unusable so I keep mine at 30.

Mike
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Mark---Sound in or forever hold your peace.



He was last on line at 11:30 central time last night.
He will be on later when not as many people are on line. He gets scared otherwise.
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by rickmenefee
I'll find your pm you pos


Don't care. Hope you enjoy yourself. Like I said, people change, sheit happens.

I remember you now. You're the guy always hawking knives in the classifieds. Good for you. I enjoy your ads, all of them.

I don't figure you will see me hawking much. I find it very interesting and telling. When you go to bat for your buddy that you know has a problem. The next month your the ring leader of bad mouthing him. He did this to himself. Your like both sides. Worst kind of man!
Originally Posted by safariman
For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home......

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.


Mabe you might wish to reread this part.
Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
[Linked Image]


Oh God!!! Please don't tell me Aunt Edna on top of the Avalanche is really Pops!

I love this place!


[video:youtube]v=EDkbYDFlINM[/video]
Originally Posted by rickmenefee
Worst kind of man!


OK. Should I let a stranger on the internet bother me? lol.
I sure didn't
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Hey dumbass, my wife is sitting here beside me. Dumbshit. You are such an azzhole.


Originally Posted by Fireball2
OK. Should I let a stranger on the internet bother me? lol.


You really are a chick, aren't you?
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You're not real bright are you? Utah was right to spit you out, just sorry you landed in my state.

There's nothing any of us can do about being duped by a con man. It happens when you want to trust people rather than live like a cynical troll that everybody sees right through.

Carry on troll.

Blah blah blah.....you got owned.
Originally Posted by Wyogal


Miss Lynn, gettin' all uppity aren't ya.

There you go. Guess its ok to lie to a nurse to get information on someone, because hell, your lies have a higher purpose...not. Also considering the number of "poor me " posts you've started as threads, just gobbled up all that sympathy from others....lets see. Wasn't that safariman's angle? Sympathy, all the poor you awful things that happen, geez almost a walking disaster...hmmm, kinda similar to safariman. So lies, and when confronted gets all pissy...kinda like, no not again, yep safariman. You and safariman, well, keep digging into his crap. Its good deflection isn't it?


Honey, I am not GETTING uppity, I AM uppity.

You have been a joke since the day you PM'd me to tell me to back off talking to Steelhead because he was taken, and he was, just not by you grin

I hope someday, someone gives a [bleep] about your little Darla attitude, till then, enjoy the life you think you have crazy
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Wyogal


Miss Lynn, gettin' all uppity aren't ya.

There you go. Guess its ok to lie to a nurse to get information on someone, because hell, your lies have a higher purpose...not. Also considering the number of "poor me " posts you've started as threads, just gobbled up all that sympathy from others....lets see. Wasn't that safariman's angle? Sympathy, all the poor you awful things that happen, geez almost a walking disaster...hmmm, kinda similar to safariman. So lies, and when confronted gets all pissy...kinda like, no not again, yep safariman. You and safariman, well, keep digging into his crap. Its good deflection isn't it?


She's still using her outstanding Google Foo to figure out what a SandBilly is, cuz she's gonna make it pay!

Spot on and nice to see I'm not the only one that has had her pegged for what she really is.


You two are going to make a FINE couple. Just try to ignore her extra parts grin
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Just try to ignore her extra parts grin


Now that was funny!
Surely Claiborne is enjoying himself now...
Originally Posted by RWE
Surely Claiborne is enjoying himself now...


No doubt.

Orgasmathon.
Originally Posted by Scott F
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by gitem_12
All references to an assault were left out of his fb rant

Would seem to me if he were so white hot about the. Suspected killer he would have vented about that on his FB as well


Two different flocks of pigeons he's trying to take, based upon FB or here.

That FB ... post... Yeah, how many times do you think he's done the "oh, I'm a poor sinner and THIS TIME I really mean it that I'm going to change" in order to scam folks over and over again?
My guess would be 458 times. grin
I saw that...
Originally Posted by safariman
Here ya go, dad. RIDE!
Posted By: cisco1 Miss Lynn - 12/22/15

Miss Lynn……..Safariwoman !
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
TFF!
Posted By: tex_n_cal Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
<------ is ducking

crazy
Glad this thread is here, since I'm laid up after having reconstructive surgery on my ankle! Bad part is, I'm flying through popcorn.

[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


Dead?
day late and a dollar short.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by gitem_12
[Linked Image]


Byron?


Yea


Looks like Whitey Bolger...
The gold chain and the hat are really creepy. I wonder if he had a panel van and a clown suit.....
Posted By: Miss_Lynn Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by cisco1

Miss Lynn……..Safariwoman !


Most would hate you for saying that, problem is you hold no importance at all in my life, so that is not even a possibility.

Though for just a moment, and I do mean just a moment, I felt sorry for you.

BTW, Merry Christmas to You and Yours smile
Posted By: Raeford Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Good Times at the Fire!
Posted By: Miss_Lynn Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by Raeford
Good Times at the Fire!


Damn straight ! I wouldn't have it any other way grin

Glad you turned up before the holidays, makes my day grin

Posted By: Raeford Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Trump called, want's to know just who the firk this Safariman is and why the hell is he garnering all of the attention here.
Apparently there is deal between him[Trump] and Bowsinger and Rob Jordan[bad press is press] that there must be no less than three[3] articles with his name in the subject line at any time on page one of the Fire.
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


Dead?


Dyin' here...





Dave
People may find this hard to believe, but I've had a lot of people want to kill me and wish mean/horrible things about me.

Mostly women but sometimes their husbands/boyfriends too.

But I can't recall anybody telling me they would like to "throw you into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time."

That's a new one for sure.





Dave
Posted By: Nebraska Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by cisco1

Miss Lynn……..Safariwoman !


LOL!! laugh
Originally Posted by deflave

But I can't recall anybody telling me they would like to "throw you into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time."

That's a new one for sure.



I had an ex-gf write "Rot in Hell" in lipstick on my TV set once; close as I ever got.

She even took my toaster.
Originally Posted by deflave
People may find this hard to believe, but I've had a lot of people want to kill me and wish mean/horrible things about me.

Mostly women but sometimes their husbands/boyfriends too.

But I can't recall anybody telling me they would like to "throw you into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time."

That's a new one for sure.





Dave


No way!
Everybody loves Clark!
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by deflave

But I can't recall anybody telling me they would like to "throw you into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time."

That's a new one for sure.



I had an ex-gf write "Rot in Hell" in lipstick on my TV set once; close as I ever got.

She even took my toaster.


Did she take your HP48? That'd be true hatred there.
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by deflave

But I can't recall anybody telling me they would like to "throw you into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time."

That's a new one for sure.


I had an ex-gf write "Rot in Hell" in lipstick on my TV set once; close as I ever got.

She even took my toaster.


Did she take your HP48? That'd be true hatred there.


That was in my TI-85 days. Between her and the calculator, it wasn't a time of good choices on my part.
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by deflave

But I can't recall anybody telling me they would like to "throw you into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time."

That's a new one for sure.



I had an ex-gf write "Rot in Hell" in lipstick on my TV set once; close as I ever got.

She even took my toaster.

Crazy Bish,..her hatred of TV's should have been a clue.
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Wyogal


Miss Lynn, gettin' all uppity aren't ya.

There you go. Guess its ok to lie to a nurse to get information on someone, because hell, your lies have a higher purpose...not. Also considering the number of "poor me " posts you've started as threads, just gobbled up all that sympathy from others....lets see. Wasn't that safariman's angle? Sympathy, all the poor you awful things that happen, geez almost a walking disaster...hmmm, kinda similar to safariman. So lies, and when confronted gets all pissy...kinda like, no not again, yep safariman. You and safariman, well, keep digging into his crap. Its good deflection isn't it?


She's still using her outstanding Google Foo to figure out what a SandBilly is, cuz she's gonna make it pay!

Spot on and nice to see I'm not the only one that has had her pegged for what she really is.


You two are going to make a FINE couple. Just try to ignore her extra parts grin


Gee thanks! Maybe we'll invite you to our special day..

Someday, you'll find that special someone too...likely over at chixwithdix.com
For the record there is NO such thing as a chick with a dick, they are dudes with tits.
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Someday, you'll find that special someone too...likely over at chixwithdix.com


Standby for Jordan and Aces return...




Clark
Originally Posted by Steelhead
For the record there is NO such thing as a chick with a dick, they are dudes with tits.


Exactly.

I learned this in Thailand.

UBER refund request!




Dave
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Wyogal


Miss Lynn, gettin' all uppity aren't ya.

There you go. Guess its ok to lie to a nurse to get information on someone, because hell, your lies have a higher purpose...not. Also considering the number of "poor me " posts you've started as threads, just gobbled up all that sympathy from others....lets see. Wasn't that safariman's angle? Sympathy, all the poor you awful things that happen, geez almost a walking disaster...hmmm, kinda similar to safariman. So lies, and when confronted gets all pissy...kinda like, no not again, yep safariman. You and safariman, well, keep digging into his crap. Its good deflection isn't it?


Honey, I am not GETTING uppity, I AM uppity.

You have been a joke since the day you PM'd me to tell me to back off talking to Steelhead because he was taken, and he was, just not by you grin

I hope someday, someone gives a [bleep] about your little Darla attitude, till then, enjoy the life you think you have crazy



I'm just a semi retired old phart, who loves the outdoors, hunting and fishing and shooting. But I know what I see. When some gal like you, who by her posts, neither hunts or fishes,
comes on a Hunting Forum, and works the crowd, like an internet lot lizard, she's there for another reason. Yeah get all righteous, and garner more sympathy. When you posted that you lied to a healthcare nurse, just to get the dirt on someone, for of course righteous reasons, you showed your colors... like someone's personal hospital records are nothing to you but your 5 minutes of internet fame, that's your prize alright. Yep, similar to safariman.
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Originally Posted by Toddly
Men like your father is what every man should strive to be.


Dead?


grin

First chuckle of the day morning...
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn

You two are going to make a FINE couple. Just try to ignore her extra parts grin


grin laugh grin

First belly laugh of the mornin' right there...
Originally Posted by Steelhead
For the record there is NO such thing as a chick with a dick, they are dudes with tits.


... aaaaaand it's Steelhead on the breakaway! He shoots! HE SCORES!!!
There are several health and mental health professionals on this board, me being a long shot from either, but try as I might, I can't begin to fathom this level of depravity.
Posted By: DocRocket Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Hey, Lynn... before you fry Sandbilly's sorry azz, check your PM's!
Originally Posted by gunner500
I can't begin to fathom this level of depravity.


It's the Marquis de Safariman.
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by deflave

But I can't recall anybody telling me they would like to "throw you into the fiery furnace, one piece at a time."

That's a new one for sure.



I had an ex-gf write "Rot in Hell" in lipstick on my TV set once; close as I ever got.

She even took my toaster.


Did she take your HP48? That'd be true hatred there.


That made me laugh. As my HP48 stares at me from my desk. Best calculator ever!
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


somebody say, TITS?
...headed downstairs
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by gunner500
I can't begin to fathom this level of depravity.


It's the Marquis de Safariman.


'tis a very sad edition of the mark.
Posted By: Miss_Lynn Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Hey, Lynn... before you fry Sandbilly's sorry azz, check your PM's!


I will, I promise. I was gonna PM you before I went to the airport today anyways, Dude is on his way smile

As for Sand Billy, sometimes a piece of sssshit doesn't even have the worth of a piece of sssshit. Know what I mean ?

But when Christmas Day is over, and I am settled into the cottage, Sand Billy, Wyogal and I, are going to become Siamese Triplets on here. They want to take a deep seated interest in me and my supposed lesbian personal life, so be it, WE IS ALL GONNA BE LIKE KINFOLK ! And I ain't foolin, STUCK LIKE PPPHUCKIN GLUE ! I mean I am only repaying them in kind for their attention to me, right ?

Talk to you soon smile

Posted By: 4ager Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Hey, Lynn... before you fry Sandbilly's sorry azz, check your PM's!


I will, I promise. I was gonna PM you before I went to the airport today anyways, Dude is on his way smile

As for Sand Billy, sometimes a piece of sssshit doesn't even have the worth of a piece of sssshit. Know what I mean ?

But when Christmas Day is over, and I am settled into the cottage, Sand Billy, Wyogal and I, are going to become Siamese Triplets on here. They want to take a deep seated interest in me and my supposed lesbian personal life, so be it, WE IS ALL GONNA BE LIKE KINFOLK ! And I ain't foolin, STUCK LIKE PPPHUCKIN GLUE ! I mean I am only repaying them in kind for their attention to me, right ?

Talk to you soon smile



Is it really worth it?
Posted By: The_Yetti Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Hey, Lynn... before you fry Sandbilly's sorry azz, check your PM's!


I will, I promise. I was gonna PM you before I went to the airport today anyways, Dude is on his way smile

As for Sand Billy, sometimes a piece of sssshit doesn't even have the worth of a piece of sssshit. Know what I mean ?

But when Christmas Day is over, and I am settled into the cottage, Sand Billy, Wyogal and I, are going to become Siamese Triplets on here. They want to take a deep seated interest in me and my supposed lesbian personal life, so be it, WE IS ALL GONNA BE LIKE KINFOLK ! And I ain't foolin, STUCK LIKE PPPHUCKIN GLUE ! I mean I am only repaying them in kind for their attention to me, right ?

Talk to you soon smile



Is it really worth it?



'tis the season! For drama apparently....
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


somebody say, TITS?


Hah! Jorge is like a titty savant!
Posted By: SLM Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Safariman isn't the only one desperate for attention it appears.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Steelhead
For the record there is NO such thing as a chick with a dick, they are dudes with tits.


Exactly.

I learned this in Thailand.

UBER refund request!


Before or after the "happy ending"...
", like an internet lot lizard,... "

WyoGal draws first blood.

This'un ain't goin' away, guys.

Thread will be in the basement by sundown.
yessir...
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Steelhead
For the record there is NO such thing as a chick with a dick, they are dudes with tits.


Exactly.

I learned this in Thailand.

UBER refund request!


Before or after the "happy ending"...


You really sure you wanna know???
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner

Before or after the "happy ending"...


Be more specific.




Dave
Posted By: huntsonora Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by SLM
Safariman isn't the only one desperate for attention it appears.


That's no [bleep]
Originally Posted by Wyogal

I'm just a semi retired old phart, who loves the outdoors, hunting and fishing and shooting. But I know what I see. When some gal like you, who by her posts, neither hunts or fishes,
comes on a Hunting Forum, and works the crowd, like an internet lot lizard, she's there for another reason. Yeah get all righteous, and garner more sympathy. When you posted that you lied to a healthcare nurse, just to get the dirt on someone, for of course righteous reasons, you showed your colors... like someone's personal hospital records are nothing to you but your 5 minutes of internet fame, that's your prize alright. Yep, similar to safariman.


You are an absolutely fascinating specimen of a human being. Do you have any siblings ? Are they old pharts too ? You married ? I doubt it, but hey, there's always hope, right ? What's your Christmas plans ? Family coming to you or you going to them ? What you serving ? What are they serving ? Do you eat early like noonish, or an evening meal ? I personally like serving a little earlier in the day, you know, and getting the cleaning up done so the family can relax and enjoy our time together.

BTW, if you EVER make derogatory comments about my posts for prayers for my kids ever again, I will search you out and I will personally take you places you do not want to go, and that is not a threat, that is a pppphucking promise. Family is off limits, get it ? May you never have children with MS, or any other rotten disease, and work tirelessly to make their lives just a little bit easier, and a little bit happier, and as blessed as they can be.

Now, ask Doc Rocket, ask him if he thinks that is a false promise I made to you, it's okay, him and I are friends outside of the Fire. He will give you a straight answer, ask anyone here, Doc is straight up !

So, as I was saying, what are you doing for the holidays ? smile
I bet this thread catches up to "Idaho rancher killed...." in number of posts. I think we should combine the two threads and call it "My father was beaten to death by a bull and then shot by two deputies".
Originally Posted by Steelhead
For the record there is NO such thing as a chick with a dick, they are dudes with tits.


This thread keeps getting better. So Wyogal is really a tranny?
This thread just got worth reading again.

Posted By: deflave Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by SLM
Safariman isn't the only one desperate for attention it appears.


BRO!

It's the holidays. I'm lonely.

Ease up on the 'flave.





Dave
Originally Posted by okok
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You're not real bright are you? Utah was right to spit you out, just sorry you landed in my state.

There's nothing any of us can do about being duped by a con man. It happens when you want to trust people rather than live like a cynical troll that everybody sees right through.

Carry on troll.

Blah blah blah.....you got owned.


Did you guys see that Seahawks play where...
Holy mother of god talk about a thread headed south... Deflave get your women under ffucking control...
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
This thread just got worth reading again.



My BFF is on the internet!





Dave
Originally Posted by 79S
Deflave get your women under ffucking control...



Haven't seen Jordan in days. But when I do see that bitch I will most definitely put a racetrack around both her eyes.



Merry Christmas,
Clark
It's almost as if the 'Christ at the Campfire' forum was never 'closed'
Originally Posted by IMR4350
I bet this thread catches up to "Idaho rancher killed...." in number of posts. I think we should combine the two threads and call it "My father was beaten to death by a bull and then shot by two deputies".


That's a clever thought but do we really want this one dragging the bull thread down with it?

No females on the bull thread.

Unless you count Great Waputi and Bluedreaux.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
For the record there is NO such thing as a chick with a dick, they are dudes with tits.



Do tell....
Originally Posted by Harry M
Originally Posted by Steelhead
For the record there is NO such thing as a chick with a dick, they are dudes with tits.



Do tell....


Thanks for confirming.
Posted By: Miss_Lynn Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Hey, Lynn... before you fry Sandbilly's sorry azz, check your PM's!


I will, I promise. I was gonna PM you before I went to the airport today anyways, Dude is on his way smile

As for Sand Billy, sometimes a piece of sssshit doesn't even have the worth of a piece of sssshit. Know what I mean ?

But when Christmas Day is over, and I am settled into the cottage, Sand Billy, Wyogal and I, are going to become Siamese Triplets on here. They want to take a deep seated interest in me and my supposed lesbian personal life, so be it, WE IS ALL GONNA BE LIKE KINFOLK ! And I ain't foolin, STUCK LIKE PPPHUCKIN GLUE ! I mean I am only repaying them in kind for their attention to me, right ?

Talk to you soon smile



Is it really worth it?


Actually Sean till you asked that I thought it was. But you of all people asking me that, and thinking about what they both truly are, no, nor their little followers either. Sooner or later, garbage rots, so, something to look forward to grin

But if Wyogal ever makes comment about my kids or prayers for them again, well, you know.

Thank you Sean....
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
This thread just got worth reading again.



My BFF is on the internet!





Dave


Someone said kitties were flinging around, figured I'd check it out.
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Are they small floppy titties or big floppy titties??
[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 79S
Deflave get your women under ffucking control...



Haven't seen Jordan in days. But when I do see that bitch I will most definitely put a racetrack around both her eyes.



Merry Christmas,
Clark


Har!

I thought I had seen it all but I did not see that coming.
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Are they small floppy titties or big floppy titties??


Someone call me if they are the big floppy ones, please...
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Are they small floppy titties or big floppy titties??


I'm in for either.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by Harry M
Originally Posted by Steelhead
For the record there is NO such thing as a chick with a dick, they are dudes with tits.



Do tell....


Thanks for confirming.


Sorry, I didn't mean to "out" you. Well, now that it's "out" there you should embrace it.
Merry Christmas!!

[Linked Image]
That's wrong, 300 MAG!
This Thread... The Christmas Train has left the terminal. grin

[Linked Image]
WTF
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Hahaha! I do remember when this was a hunting forum. Now it's a place for lonely chicks to PM married dudes.

100 pages, here we come . . .
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Hahaha! I do remember when this was a hunting forum. Now it's a place for lonely chicks to PM married dudes.


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Hahaha! I do remember when this was a hunting forum. Now it's a place for lonely chicks to PM married dudes.


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?


I'm pretty sure there's a pop-up for that. wink
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?


Yeah, 300MAG posted a pic of one a bit earlier.
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Hahaha! I do remember when this was a hunting forum. Now it's a place for lonely chicks to PM married dudes.


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?


Not interested in a bride but do you know where I can find some midget strippers?
Posted By: efw Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by SLM
Safariman isn't the only one desperate for attention it appears.


Ha!

What's MORE uber; the thread started by an attention whore, or the attention whores who hijack said thread making it about them?

Things that make you go hmmmmm "as the 'fire burns"...

Merry Christmas all; the gift of the season (at least for us) is it doesn't have to be about you laugh !
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Hahaha! I do remember when this was a hunting forum. Now it's a place for lonely chicks to PM married dudes.


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?


Better submit that gem of an idea to Rick
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Originally Posted by 79S
Are they small floppy titties or big floppy titties??


Someone call me if they are the big floppy ones, please...


Yer on speed dial, no way would I let you miss it.
See
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Hahaha! I do remember when this was a hunting forum. Now it's a place for lonely chicks to PM married dudes.


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?



Ask Harry M....pretty sure someone paid for him/her
Originally Posted by 79S


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?


Better submit that gem of an idea to Rick [/quote]

What about the midget strippers?
Originally Posted by SLM


Not interested in a bride but do you know where I can find some midget strippers?


I hear that lot lizards can hook you up with that particular fetish.
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Hahaha! I do remember when this was a hunting forum. Now it's a place for lonely chicks to PM married dudes.


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?


Not interested in a bride but do you know where I can find some midget strippers?


True story, I saw someone had a GIF embedded in their FB page, a bachelor party I think. A nude midget goes running down the stage and leaps at some poor dude. He steps aside and lets her land on her azz. Poor thing looked like she needed consoled.
2 women on the whole forum,...and they're about to have a titty scratcher.

classic,...
Who the fugk describes a GIF?

Get off your lazy ass and post it for us.



Dave
I tried when I saw it, but am not computer savvy enough.

Tried to paint the picture best I could.
He sounds like a truly wonderful human being. I am sorry for your loss, especially in this manner and at this time of year. Prayers for you and your family have been sent.
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
I tried when I saw it, but am not computer savvy enough.

Tried to paint the picture best I could.


Well you failed.




Dave
An artist I am not.
Originally Posted by Slidellkid
He sounds like a truly wonderful human being.


By your standards I should Saint 'Flave.





Dave
Originally Posted by Slidellkid
He sounds like a truly wonderful human being. I am sorry for your loss, especially in this manner and at this time of year. Prayers for you and your family have been sent.



Gueedo D Safariman was not murdered
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Hahaha! I do remember when this was a hunting forum. Now it's a place for lonely chicks to PM married dudes.


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?


They are a sponsor!!
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Calvin
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Hahaha! I do remember when this was a hunting forum. Now it's a place for lonely chicks to PM married dudes.


Can we order brides from overseas on here yet?


Not interested in a bride but do you know where I can find some midget strippers?


True story, I saw someone had a GIF embedded in their FB page, a bachelor party I think. A nude midget goes running down the stage and leaps at some poor dude. He steps aside and lets her land on her azz. Poor thing looked like she needed consoled.


A buddy sent that to me. Laughed my ass off. Would post it but it wouldn't be SYSOP approved.
Posted By: P_Weed Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by deflave
BRO!
It's the holidays. I'm lonely.
Ease up on the 'flave.

Translation:
Bro! I'm lonely.
Ease it up on in the 'flave.
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Not office safe or kid friendly...

https://rhythmraveradio.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/gif-of-the-day-midget-stripper-stage-diving/
Originally Posted by Bristoe
2 women on the whole forum,...and they're about to have a titty scratcher.

classic,...


Estrogen, in the wind, finds its own.
Posted By: deflave Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Translation:
Bro! I'm lonely.
Ease it up on in the 'flave.


I didn't think they let f a g s live in the Dakotas.






Dave
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by Slidellkid
He sounds like a truly wonderful human being. I am sorry for your loss, especially in this manner and at this time of year. Prayers for you and your family have been sent.



Gueedo D Safariman was not murdered


Give it up, it is what it is, and they will think as they desire to think, and nothing seems to break the fog, sooooo.... crazy
Posted By: SLM Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by Sitka deer


That's the one.
Posted By: SockPuppet Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by Sitka deer


That. Is. Uber.
Posted By: deflave Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by Sitka deer


Thank you.

I'm crying...




Clark
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
For the record, I'd have caught her.
Posted By: Middlefork_Miner Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by deflave
BRO!
It's the holidays. I'm lonely.
Ease up on the 'flave.

Translation:
Bro! I'm lonely.
Ease it up on in the 'flave.


Waving your cock in figure 8s for the local queers is a dead giveaway...
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
I REALLY don't think anybody's wanting YOU mad at them...



Hope all is well with you smile


All is ok here...& if it weren't, I'd just go through all your pm's to me...THAT would cheer anybody up...even "Rosco"... wink


Careful, SB is taking bets on the fact I am sleeping with a woman. I can not imagine why he has such a deep longing to know what and who I am having sex with. Bizarre....


Months ago you said on here you ate poontang in your college days. Miss Lynn the "super sleuth" all the users you profess to uncover on here seem to play stump the dummy with you always.


Posted By: MallardAddict Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
That video reminds me of the old "Lap Dance" song by Bloodhound Gang.

Pure classic
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Are they small floppy titties or big floppy titties??


I'm in for either.


Where's SM's mother in this debacle? She in the history book?
Originally Posted by VOUScrasher

Months ago you said on here you ate poontang in your college days.


I must have missed that one...how ANYBODY can resist munching on a fine muffin is beyond me...
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Where's SM's mother in this debacle? She in the history book?


His mother died from the same disease that's causing his kidneys to fail...it's genetic.
Posted By: curdog4570 Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by Sitka deer


That would be the low point of most threads.

But not this one.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Where's SM's mother in this debacle? She in the history book?


His mother died from the same disease that's causing his kidneys to fail...it's genetic.


I don't think so.
Posted By: P_Weed Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by deflave
I didn't think they let f a g s live in the Dakotas.

They don't. Your toast if you go there.
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Where's SM's mother in this debacle? She in the history book?


His mother died from the same disease that's causing his kidneys to fail...it's genetic.


I don't think so.


I'm just going by what his father told me when I asked him about Marks problem...
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Where's SM's mother in this debacle? She in the history book?


His mother died from the same disease that's causing his kidneys to fail...it's genetic.


I don't think so.


I'm just going by what his father told me when I asked him about Marks problem...


Interesting, as she is alive and well in Idaho.

Mark's tales of woe about his kidneys involved his great-grandfather and his grandfather both dying of the malady, but somehow neither his father nor his mother suffer from it (nor, seemingly, do any of his siblings or cousins).
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Are they small floppy titties or big floppy titties??


I'm in for either.




Greatest song ever.
Posted By: tex_n_cal Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
this place reminds me of the Kentucky Fried Movie

crazy
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Where's SM's mother in this debacle? She in the history book?


His mother died from the same disease that's causing his kidneys to fail...it's genetic.


I don't think so.


I'm just going by what his father told me when I asked him about Marks problem...


Interesting, as she is alive and well in Idaho.

Mark's tales of woe about his kidneys involved his great-grandfather and his grandfather both dying of the malady, but somehow neither his father nor his mother suffer from it (nor, seemingly, do any of his siblings or cousins).




Geez...then is his dad really dead
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Bristoe?
Posted By: deflave Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by deflave
I didn't think they let f a g s live in the Dakotas.

Takes one to know one!


HA! HA!

You just admitted you're a f a g!





Dave
Posted By: deflave Re: Miss Lynn - 12/22/15
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Waving your cock in figure 8s for the local queers is a dead giveaway...


So does living in a van down by the river.




Dave
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Bristoe?


Yep. Bristoe knows all about the cat fight titty.
Originally Posted by gitem_12




Geez...then is his dad really dead



Frankly...at this point I would not be shocked to see the op post a pic of his father eating breakfast with a caption of "Jesus is risen again".


Send donations to marks.little.miracle .com
.
Could be a prank initiated by a playful nephew.




Clark
Originally Posted by gitem_12






Geez...then is his dad really dead


Don't tell me that this was all for nothing, please.
Originally Posted by deflave
Could be a prank initiated by a playful nephew.




Clark


Got any uncles?
Names?
Originally Posted by safariman
Here ya go, dad. RIDE!



Originally Posted by safariman
For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home or business and hiring them to work on cars, do filing or other office work etc. in hopes of introducing them to the Lord and helping them get a new start with a new life. Most folks, as one would guess, continued in old ways after getting cleaned up and sobered up a bit, but at least they had a chance, and some were able to make the transition into sober and productive lives.

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.

He has always known that doing this, having what used to be called derelicts in his home carried with it inherent danger, but believed that the danger was worth the possability of introducing folks to Christ Jesus and to a more responsible and prosperous way of life through hard work and new life guidlines. He had much, much patience with these mostly men and often gave them chance after chance in hopes of seeing a life reclaimed, restored and re built.

But, the worst case scenario has just happened in our life.

One of his ranch home tennant/workers, a violent man when drunk, came home to the house he shared with my father and an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed or possibly my fathers refusla to this time advance him pay so that he could go back to bar hopping. We do not know. What we do know is that my father, who was a pacifist and never before in his life made a fist, died with scarred up knuckles, bleeding in his stomach from a blow, and his head busted open, skull crack badly and bleeding in his brain throughout after having his head smacked into the stone work kitchen countertop where my dad made so many meals for the men he was trying to help.

I was called when dad was found by another tenenat and taken by ambulance to the local hospital. Dad never regained conciousness or spoke but I and my siblings spoke to him, prayed with him and sang to him in hopes that he was hearing us.

I was with my dad at 12:09 when, after being off of the ventilator for just a few moments as he had instructed to be done in his health care directive he was birthed into eternity and into the arms of his waiting savior.

Some of you here have met my father on hunting trips or other events, I thought that you and my freinds here would want to know.

I am very broken hearted here, obviously, but am relieved to know that my dad is now without pain and is joyous, seeing the BIG picture and knowing that I and others he left behind will be there with him in not very long from his new perspective of seeing things on an eternal scale.

I must now try to focus on this eternal scale and our time here is SO short in comparison.

My father sang Southern Gospel music full time in the 50's and 60's, and it was from him that I learned to love this music and learned to sing. Dad and his groups recorded many albulms and traveled extensively througout the USA singing the good news of forgiveness of sins and a NEW LIFE through the marvelous love of God and grace through the cleansing blood of Jesus. Dad started the Western States Quartet convention in the early 60's and put me up on stage at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964 (I was 4!) to sing all four verses of "Jesus loves me". I am told by old family freinds that I nailed it.... smile

Dad also taught me the insurance business through which I took care of a family of five as the only income producer for the entirety of my children's growing up years. To do this on 100% commission sales is quite a testament to many things he taught me. Mostly to be confident, resilient, strong and 'make good things happen' i.e. be the force and world changer. Dad was also a city councilman in our home town of Roseville California (I am here now as I type) and past president of two different Rotary Clubs and the local Toastmasters.

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.



Just in case ya'll forgot.
Originally Posted by Old_Toot


Just in case ya'll forgot.



What, the sex predator convictions, or the teaching son family business?
CDs of the quartet still available?
Y
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by safariman
For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home or business and hiring them to work on cars, do filing or other office work etc. in hopes of introducing them to the Lord and helping them get a new start with a new life. Most folks, as one would guess, continued in old ways after getting cleaned up and sobered up a bit, but at least they had a chance, and some were able to make the transition into sober and productive lives.

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.

He has always known that doing this, having what used to be called derelicts in his home carried with it inherent danger, but believed that the danger was worth the possability of introducing folks to Christ Jesus and to a more responsible and prosperous way of life through hard work and new life guidlines. He had much, much patience with these mostly men and often gave them chance after chance in hopes of seeing a life reclaimed, restored and re built.

But, the worst case scenario has just happened in our life.

One of his ranch home tennant/workers, a violent man when drunk, came home to the house he shared with my father and an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed or possibly my fathers refusla to this time advance him pay so that he could go back to bar hopping. We do not know. What we do know is that my father, who was a pacifist and never before in his life made a fist, died with scarred up knuckles, bleeding in his stomach from a blow, and his head busted open, skull crack badly and bleeding in his brain throughout after having his head smacked into the stone work kitchen countertop where my dad made so many meals for the men he was trying to help.

I was called when dad was found by another tenenat and taken by ambulance to the local hospital. Dad never regained conciousness or spoke but I and my siblings spoke to him, prayed with him and sang to him in hopes that he was hearing us.

I was with my dad at 12:09 when, after being off of the ventilator for just a few moments as he had instructed to be done in his health care directive he was birthed into eternity and into the arms of his waiting savior.

Some of you here have met my father on hunting trips or other events, I thought that you and my freinds here would want to know.

I am very broken hearted here, obviously, but am relieved to know that my dad is now without pain and is joyous, seeing the BIG picture and knowing that I and others he left behind will be there with him in not very long from his new perspective of seeing things on an eternal scale.

I must now try to focus on this eternal scale and our time here is SO short in comparison.

My father sang Southern Gospel music full time in the 50's and 60's, and it was from him that I learned to love this music and learned to sing. Dad and his groups recorded many albulms and traveled extensively througout the USA singing the good news of forgiveness of sins and a NEW LIFE through the marvelous love of God and grace through the cleansing blood of Jesus. Dad started the Western States Quartet convention in the early 60's and put me up on stage at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964 (I was 4!) to sing all four verses of "Jesus loves me". I am told by old family freinds that I nailed it.... smile

Dad also taught me the insurance business through which I took care of a family of five as the only income producer for the entirety of my children's growing up years. To do this on 100% commission sales is quite a testament to many things he taught me. Mostly to be confident, resilient, strong and 'make good things happen' i.e. be the force and world changer. Dad was also a city councilman in our home town of Roseville California (I am here now as I type) and past president of two different Rotary Clubs and the local Toastmasters.

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.



Just in case ya'll forgot.





Noone has forgotten that his dad WASN'T murdered.

Hell some are questioning whether Gueedo even really kicked off.

Could it be an elaborately concocted insurance fraud scheme



Naaaaahhh... Mark wouldn't do something like that
Originally Posted by ironbender
CDs of the quartet still available?


Only if you want to pay the 'mark' up.

I hear one of them is dead.
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by ironbender
CDs of the quartet still available?


Only if you want to pay the 'mark' up.

I hear one of them is dead.


Instant Collectors item
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by ironbender
CDs of the quartet still available?


Only if you want to pay the 'mark' up.

I hear one of them is dead.



Can you easily be the biggest man in a quartet of 3?

Does anyone really know for sure?
I saw them on youtube once and they were uber.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Y
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by safariman
For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home or business and hiring them to work on cars, do filing or other office work etc. in hopes of introducing them to the Lord and helping them get a new start with a new life. Most folks, as one would guess, continued in old ways after getting cleaned up and sobered up a bit, but at least they had a chance, and some were able to make the transition into sober and productive lives.

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.

He has always known that doing this, having what used to be called derelicts in his home carried with it inherent danger, but believed that the danger was worth the possability of introducing folks to Christ Jesus and to a more responsible and prosperous way of life through hard work and new life guidlines. He had much, much patience with these mostly men and often gave them chance after chance in hopes of seeing a life reclaimed, restored and re built.

But, the worst case scenario has just happened in our life.

One of his ranch home tennant/workers, a violent man when drunk, came home to the house he shared with my father and an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed or possibly my fathers refusla to this time advance him pay so that he could go back to bar hopping. We do not know. What we do know is that my father, who was a pacifist and never before in his life made a fist, died with scarred up knuckles, bleeding in his stomach from a blow, and his head busted open, skull crack badly and bleeding in his brain throughout after having his head smacked into the stone work kitchen countertop where my dad made so many meals for the men he was trying to help.

I was called when dad was found by another tenenat and taken by ambulance to the local hospital. Dad never regained conciousness or spoke but I and my siblings spoke to him, prayed with him and sang to him in hopes that he was hearing us.

I was with my dad at 12:09 when, after being off of the ventilator for just a few moments as he had instructed to be done in his health care directive he was birthed into eternity and into the arms of his waiting savior.

Some of you here have met my father on hunting trips or other events, I thought that you and my freinds here would want to know.

I am very broken hearted here, obviously, but am relieved to know that my dad is now without pain and is joyous, seeing the BIG picture and knowing that I and others he left behind will be there with him in not very long from his new perspective of seeing things on an eternal scale.

I must now try to focus on this eternal scale and our time here is SO short in comparison.

My father sang Southern Gospel music full time in the 50's and 60's, and it was from him that I learned to love this music and learned to sing. Dad and his groups recorded many albulms and traveled extensively througout the USA singing the good news of forgiveness of sins and a NEW LIFE through the marvelous love of God and grace through the cleansing blood of Jesus. Dad started the Western States Quartet convention in the early 60's and put me up on stage at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964 (I was 4!) to sing all four verses of "Jesus loves me". I am told by old family freinds that I nailed it.... smile

Dad also taught me the insurance business through which I took care of a family of five as the only income producer for the entirety of my children's growing up years. To do this on 100% commission sales is quite a testament to many things he taught me. Mostly to be confident, resilient, strong and 'make good things happen' i.e. be the force and world changer. Dad was also a city councilman in our home town of Roseville California (I am here now as I type) and past president of two different Rotary Clubs and the local Toastmasters.

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.



Just in case ya'll forgot.





Noone has forgotten that his dad WASN'T murdered.

Hell some are questioning whether Gueedo even really kicked off.

Could it be an elaborately concocted insurance fraud scheme



Naaaaahhh... Mark wouldn't do something like that



He wouldn't do that! Mark is one of the good guys!!!


My bad, that was so 2013 of me....
Originally Posted by The_Yetti



He wouldn't do that! Mark is one of the good guys!!!


My bad, that was so 2013 of me....


Yep, times change.
This stuffs really boring. Can we get back to cat fights, tits and midget strippers?
Originally Posted by SLM
This stuffs really boring. Can we get back to cat fights, tits and midget strippers?



Close enough?

Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by The_Yetti



He wouldn't do that! Mark is one of the good guys!!!


My bad, that was so 2013 of me....


Yep, times change.


No, I'm pretty sure he was the same in 2013.
Safariwoman ,
Send me your pantyhose …………..
I will have them untwisted.

Send me one of your socks also…………I will put a little sumpin, sumpin in it for Xmas.

Cisco
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by The_Yetti



He wouldn't do that! Mark is one of the good guys!!!


My bad, that was so 2013 of me....


Yep, times change.


No, I'm pretty sure he was the same in 2013.


Probably right. My opinion has changed now that I know what's gone on, how's that?

Now I'm sure the usual trolls will tell me what a POS I am for learning from my mistakes. Lose/lose.
Naw furball smile it just shows how good the con was.
Originally Posted by ironbender
Naw furball smile it just shows how good the con was.


Per the OP, Dad taught him the business well.
Originally Posted by 700LH
[Linked Image]


I think you nailed it.
I remember ol SM had a pre 64 he couldn't post pictures but could send them via text message so sent him my number anyhow saw the rifle thank the lord for bsa cause he saved me from spending money on a pieced together pre 64. Anyhow few weeks later get a message from SM saying he has two more and will separate them take half cash and guns in trade but the money had to be sent western union asap cause he has pressing issues to attend and needed the money... I declined and moved on out but I wonder how many times he tried that on other people and it worked..
That pressing issue you mention was singing gospel songs.
From days gone by:

Originally Posted by Bristoe
Back when I was between wives during the mid 90's, I took to frequenting a fairly notorious roadhouse out on the north end of town.

The first time I went was more or less just a lark.

I had seen the place many times as I drove by and had heard all kinds of vile tales about the place,...and I decided that it was time for me to check it out.

Much to my surprise, the place was *packed* with good ole country gals of all sizes, shapes, ages, and dispositions.

They all had one thing in common,.....they were divorced and looking for a man with no wife and a job.

I fit both criteria at the time and as soon as word got around, I experienced the well known, "pork chop at the dog pound" syndrome.

It didn't hurt matters that they currently employed an outstanding band and and a sizable dance floor.

Lots of fun was had there during that period of time.

The place had a decent little hotel out back and one section of it was a truck stop restaurant. There was a large asphalt parking area where trucks were allowed to park overnight for free.

All of the above was enough for it to hold my interest,..but perhaps the best part was to exit at closing time and find two hefty women in the parking lot fighting over some skinny old country boy who usually stood off to the side and tried to get them to stop.

It always drew a small crowd of moderately inebriated patrons to watch the scrappin' and listen to the dialogue.

I learned that all hefty country women pretty much fight the same way.

They lip at each other for a few minutes,...then one slaps the other one. The one that gets slapped immediately reaches out, grabs the woman by the clothes,..either top or dress, and gives it a big yank which tears it and exposes one t!t,...never two for some reason,...just one.

They eventually get ahold of each other's hair and start snatchin' each other every whichaway while hollering out "BITCH!,...LET GO BITCH!,..

Meanwhile,..the skinny old boy that they're fighting over is totally beside himself and trying to break it up.

"Looky here now,...y'all stop that!,...people are lookin'! Claudette,...will you at least stop long enough fer Nadine to put her t!tty up? That ain't right,...Y'all *STOP* now!,...I mean it!"

It was always quite a show.
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
That pressing issue you mention was singing gospel songs.


No, it was paying bills. No matter how much Mark made, including years of well over six figures, he was always broke because he always overspent and has never changed.

Imagine giving a 12 year old kid with no impulse control, an inflated opinion of self-worth, no morals, no conscience, and no check on behavior as much cash as they could spend - and credit cards to charge stuff on beyond that.

Yep, that's about what happened.

He was buying/selling/trading firearms and pocketing cash when the household bills needed to be paid and/or his wife's vehicle was broken. His toys, his needs, his wants, always came first and always come first; whether the alternative is paying the bills for the household, upholding legal and ethical practices, not screwing someone else over, etc. Mark has and will always put Mark's greed ahead of anything and anyone else.
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
That pressing issue you mention was singing gospel songs.


No, it was paying bills. No matter how much Mark made, including years of well over six figures, he was always broke because he always overspent and has never changed.

Imagine giving a 12 year old kid with no impulse control, an inflated opinion of self-worth, no morals, no conscience, and no check on behavior as much cash as they could spend - and credit cards to charge stuff on beyond that.

Yep, that's about what happened.

He was buying/selling/trading firearms and pocketing cash when the household bills needed to be paid and/or his wife's vehicle was broken. His toys, his needs, his wants, always came first and always come first; whether the alternative is paying the bills for the household, upholding legal and ethical practices, not screwing someone else over, etc. Mark has and will always put Mark's greed ahead of anything and anyone else.


Could just as easily be my MIL. crazy
Mark sounds a lot like me - I can empathize!
"Mark has and will always put Mark's greed ahead of anything and anyone else."

Amazing observation. unfortunately I found that out after I suffered a dose of stupid.
Alright who ffucking called the hospital asking about my upcoming penis enlargement wtf is nothing sacred around here....
Originally Posted by 79S
Alright who ffucking called the hospital asking about my upcoming penis enlargement wtf is nothing sacred around here....


Their initials are RJ.... whistle
Originally Posted by 4ager
Imagine giving a 12 year old kid with no impulse control, an inflated opinion of self-worth, no morals, no conscience, and no check on behavior as much cash as they could spend - and credit cards to charge stuff on beyond that.


Like a drunk sailor in a whorehouse with a stolen credit card.
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
"Mark has and will always put Mark's greed ahead of anything and anyone else."

Amazing observation. unfortunately I found that out after I suffered a dose of stupid.




Whilst he was screwing your money out of you was he crooning gospel songs into your ear...old toot says he was.
The card was "borrowed" and I left him IOU's for every penny I spent.
Originally Posted by cisco1
Safariwoman ,
Send me your pantyhose …………..
I will have them untwisted.
Cisco

LOL laugh
Originally Posted by Bristoe
From days gone by:

Originally Posted by Bristoe
Back when I was between wives during the mid 90's, I took to frequenting a fairly notorious roadhouse out on the north end of town.

The first time I went was more or less just a lark.

I had seen the place many times as I drove by and had heard all kinds of vile tales about the place,...and I decided that it was time for me to check it out.

Much to my surprise, the place was *packed* with good ole country gals of all sizes, shapes, ages, and dispositions.

They all had one thing in common,.....they were divorced and looking for a man with no wife and a job.

I fit both criteria at the time and as soon as word got around, I experienced the well known, "pork chop at the dog pound" syndrome.

It didn't hurt matters that they currently employed an outstanding band and and a sizable dance floor.

Lots of fun was had there during that period of time.

The place had a decent little hotel out back and one section of it was a truck stop restaurant. There was a large asphalt parking area where trucks were allowed to park overnight for free.

All of the above was enough for it to hold my interest,..but perhaps the best part was to exit at closing time and find two hefty women in the parking lot fighting over some skinny old country boy who usually stood off to the side and tried to get them to stop.

It always drew a small crowd of moderately inebriated patrons to watch the scrappin' and listen to the dialogue.

I learned that all hefty country women pretty much fight the same way.

They lip at each other for a few minutes,...then one slaps the other one. The one that gets slapped immediately reaches out, grabs the woman by the clothes,..either top or dress, and gives it a big yank which tears it and exposes one t!t,...never two for some reason,...just one.

They eventually get ahold of each other's hair and start snatchin' each other every whichaway while hollering out "BITCH!,...LET GO BITCH!,..

Meanwhile,..the skinny old boy that they're fighting over is totally beside himself and trying to break it up.

"Looky here now,...y'all stop that!,...people are lookin'! Claudette,...will you at least stop long enough fer Nadine to put her t!tty up? That ain't right,...Y'all *STOP* now!,...I mean it!"

It was always quite a show.


Best post on this thread yet.
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
That pressing issue you mention was singing gospel songs.


No, it was paying bills. No matter how much Mark made, including years of well over six figures, he was always broke because he always overspent and has never changed.

Imagine giving a 12 year old kid with no impulse control, an inflated opinion of self-worth, no morals, no conscience, and no check on behavior as much cash as they could spend - and credit cards to charge stuff on beyond that.

Yep, that's about what happened.

He was buying/selling/trading firearms and pocketing cash when the household bills needed to be paid and/or his wife's vehicle was broken. His toys, his needs, his wants, always came first and always come first; whether the alternative is paying the bills for the household, upholding legal and ethical practices, not screwing someone else over, etc. Mark has and will always put Mark's greed ahead of anything and anyone else.


You forgot "the kidney".
Originally Posted by 79S
Alright who ffucking called the hospital asking about my upcoming penis enlargement wtf is nothing sacred around here....


The deals off! I told you the only way I would donate half of mine was if you could keep quiet about it.
Originally Posted by seal_billy
Originally Posted by 79S
Alright who ffucking called the hospital asking about my upcoming penis enlargement wtf is nothing sacred around here....


The deals off! I told you the only way I would donate half of mine was if you could keep quiet about it.


Ffucking nurses can't keep,their mouths shut!
Originally Posted by 4ager


Imagine giving a 12 year old kid with no impulse control, an inflated opinion of self-worth, no morals, no conscience, and no check on behavior access to the 24campfire...


Excellent description of deflave! Nailed it.
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by seal_billy
Originally Posted by 79S
Alright who ffucking called the hospital asking about my upcoming penis enlargement wtf is nothing sacred around here....


The deals off! I told you the only way I would donate half of mine was if you could keep quiet about it.


Ffucking nurses can't keep,their mouths shut!


Yes, 'tis a good thing.......
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by 4ager
Imagine giving a 12 year old kid with no impulse control, an inflated opinion of self-worth, no morals, no conscience, and no check on behavior as much cash as they could spend - and credit cards to charge stuff on beyond that.


Like a drunk sailor in a whorehouse with a stolen credit card.


Ahhh, the good ole days.
Flave's gonna be confused as fu.ck and rally his sycophantic phriends to help him out here....it's his only play.

Phags.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Originally Posted by 4ager


Imagine giving a 12 year old kid with no impulse control, an inflated opinion of self-worth, no morals, no conscience, and no check on behavior access to the 24campfire...


Excellent description of deflave! Nailed it.

You forgot "cock"...
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
That pressing issue you mention was singing gospel songs.

...
He was buying/selling/trading firearms and pocketing cash when the household bills needed to be paid and/or his wife's vehicle was broken. His toys, his needs, his wants, always came first and always come first; whether the alternative is paying the bills for the household, upholding legal and ethical practices, not screwing someone else over, etc. Mark has and will always put Mark's greed ahead of anything and anyone else.

Sadly...this ^^^^^^

I was one of the first here to publicly lambaste people here for donating to SM with his endless bills and problems, when he was buying expensive rifles two forums over. This was probably in early 2012.
I questioned the sanity of people here and I got grief for it.

Since then--in an odd twist--I've had a dealing with him that showed much kindness on his part. True story.
I realized that the guy has a measure of decently in him--it is why some here defend him. He is well spoken--for the most part, aside from his alluding to HIS needs, HIS problems, HIS potential germ encounters.

Unfortunately the good that resides in him is swallowed up with selfishness and 'stuff.'
The overall "Safariman" picture is one of materialism--the antitheses of Christianity .....a man can't bemoan his poor health, myriad bills, etc. and ask for financial help all the while conducting business with atvs, guns, race cars, harleys, SUVs, hunts...the list is long and sad. Who else would have a dead elephant on his avatar and accept handouts. Are you kidding me? Where is the personal pride, the sense of dignity?
Who the heck posts something like this topic on an open thread anyway?
Where is the sense of privacy and bereavement?

I shake my head.

There is no sense of privacy and bereievement when the true intent of the post is the origin of another scam
Originally Posted by tzone
Originally Posted by Bristoe
From days gone by:

Originally Posted by Bristoe
Back when I was between wives during the mid 90's, I took to frequenting a fairly notorious roadhouse out on the north end of town.

The first time I went was more or less just a lark.

I had seen the place many times as I drove by and had heard all kinds of vile tales about the place,...and I decided that it was time for me to check it out.

Much to my surprise, the place was *packed* with good ole country gals of all sizes, shapes, ages, and dispositions.

They all had one thing in common,.....they were divorced and looking for a man with no wife and a job.

I fit both criteria at the time and as soon as word got around, I experienced the well known, "pork chop at the dog pound" syndrome.

It didn't hurt matters that they currently employed an outstanding band and and a sizable dance floor.

Lots of fun was had there during that period of time.

The place had a decent little hotel out back and one section of it was a truck stop restaurant. There was a large asphalt parking area where trucks were allowed to park overnight for free.

All of the above was enough for it to hold my interest,..but perhaps the best part was to exit at closing time and find two hefty women in the parking lot fighting over some skinny old country boy who usually stood off to the side and tried to get them to stop.

It always drew a small crowd of moderately inebriated patrons to watch the scrappin' and listen to the dialogue.

I learned that all hefty country women pretty much fight the same way.

They lip at each other for a few minutes,...then one slaps the other one. The one that gets slapped immediately reaches out, grabs the woman by the clothes,..either top or dress, and gives it a big yank which tears it and exposes one t!t,...never two for some reason,...just one.

They eventually get ahold of each other's hair and start snatchin' each other every whichaway while hollering out "BITCH!,...LET GO BITCH!,..

Meanwhile,..the skinny old boy that they're fighting over is totally beside himself and trying to break it up.

"Looky here now,...y'all stop that!,...people are lookin'! Claudette,...will you at least stop long enough fer Nadine to put her t!tty up? That ain't right,...Y'all *STOP* now!,...I mean it!"

It was always quite a show.


Best post on this thread yet.
rotflmao... I gots tears a flowing !! Lol !
I just looked ...the 2nd page ...started the call out ...by the end of the 3rd ...down hill it went !!! 45 pages now !
Originally Posted by safariman
We just bought the LC9s PRO for Sherri because of its wonderfully light trigger and as you mentioned,NO slide mounted safety. That feature - slide safety - being a non starter in my mind and hers for a daily carry piece being used by a still beginning shooter with little time to train. One more thing to have to learn and think about before one gets the satisfying and maybe life saving Ka BOOM.

So far Sherri likes this pistol better than any of the other 8 or 10 she has tried and carried so far and is shooting it really well. Not just well for her, she is shooting it really, really WELL!

At deer came several of the guys and gals tried it out and every single one of them came away mightily impressed. Including two who were packing the very similar Glock G43 single stack compact 9mm. The two are much more alike than different in manual of arms, size, etc. But the Ruger is $200 less and I cannot see where it is any less of a handgun so far.

Merry Christmas to you, too! For unto us, CHRIST the SAVIOR is given!



Here is the creepy post he left for ol Chad on the Kel-tec forums I wonder how many emails Ruger has gotten from him lol

Chad,

I also want to know who to get in touch with there to send a photo or two of my wife. She has - seriously- swimsuit model great looks and body, and uses and carries Kel Tech stuff now. Has carried S&W, Colt, Kahr etc. You guys need her very thin hot self to be shown holding some KT goodies with an add title of "Beauty is as Beauty does" or similar.
Originally Posted by broomd
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
That pressing issue you mention was singing gospel songs.

...
He was buying/selling/trading firearms and pocketing cash when the household bills needed to be paid and/or his wife's vehicle was broken. His toys, his needs, his wants, always came first and always come first; whether the alternative is paying the bills for the household, upholding legal and ethical practices, not screwing someone else over, etc. Mark has and will always put Mark's greed ahead of anything and anyone else.

Sadly...this ^^^^^^

I was one of the first here to publicly lambaste people here for donating to SM with his endless bills and problems, when he was buying expensive rifles two forums over. This was probably in early 2012.
I questioned the sanity of people here and I got grief for it.

Since then--in an odd twist--I've had a dealing with him that showed much kindness on his part. True story.
I realized that the guy has a measure of decently in him--it is why some here defend him. He is well spoken--for the most part, aside from his alluding to HIS needs, HIS problems, HIS potential germ encounters.

Unfortunately the good that resides in him is swallowed up with selfishness and 'stuff.'
The overall "Safariman" picture is one of materialism--the antitheses of Christianity .....a man can't bemoan his poor health, myriad bills, etc. and ask for financial help all the while conducting business with atvs, guns, race cars, harleys, SUVs, hunts...the list is long and sad. Who else would have a dead elephant on his avatar and accept handouts. Are you kidding me? Where is the personal pride, the sense of dignity?
Who the heck posts something like this topic on an open thread anyway?
Where is the sense of privacy and bereavement?

I shake my head.



https://www.facebook.com/sweetbasilpizzeria?filter=3

Quote
Sweet Basil Pizzeria

February 24 ·

Today from 11-9 we are having our benefit for Mark Claiborne. He is having kidney transplant surgery & we need to raise lots of money for him. We will be donating a % of our total sales for the day directly to Mark. Please come out & support & keep him in your prayers.


And what was Safariman doing the very same day of the fund raiser event the above quoted pizza restaurant put on to help out with his medical expenses...

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbth...:_FS_Pistols_and_Shotgun/_Ka#Post8614556

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/8614601/Re:_WTT:_Handguns#Post8614601

24hourcampfire safari
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by safariman
We just bought the LC9s PRO for Sherri because of its wonderfully light trigger and as you mentioned,NO slide mounted safety. That feature - slide safety - being a non starter in my mind and hers for a daily carry piece being used by a still beginning shooter with little time to train. One more thing to have to learn and think about before one gets the satisfying and maybe life saving Ka BOOM.

So far Sherri likes this pistol better than any of the other 8 or 10 she has tried and carried so far and is shooting it really well. Not just well for her, she is shooting it really, really WELL!

At deer came several of the guys and gals tried it out and every single one of them came away mightily impressed. Including two who were packing the very similar Glock G43 single stack compact 9mm. The two are much more alike than different in manual of arms, size, etc. But the Ruger is $200 less and I cannot see where it is any less of a handgun so far.

Merry Christmas to you, too! For unto us, CHRIST the SAVIOR is given!



Here is the creepy post he left for ol Chad on the Kel-tec forums I wonder how many emails Ruger has gotten from him lol

Chad,

I also want to know who to get in touch with there to send a photo or two of my wife. She has - seriously- swimsuit model great looks and body, and uses and carries Kel Tech stuff now. Has carried S&W, Colt, Kahr etc. You guys need her very thin hot self to be shown holding some KT goodies with an add title of "Beauty is as Beauty does" or similar.



I just threw up in my mouth
If my ol lady found out I was trying to pimp her out and send out photos she ffucking kill me... So this goes to show his ol lady is just as ffucking crazy as him
Also any updates to the saggy titty cat fight??
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
SM--I don't have the words. I know how much you must be hurting but I also know your faith will be your guide. Your dad sounds like he lived a good life and will have eternal peace. God bless you and yours.


The only thing Aces could track is a well hung sloth.

And track he would!



Dave
Originally Posted by 79S
Also any updates to the saggy titty cat fight??


Finally somebody that can focus and stay on topic.
Okay mutherfuuckers, enough is enough.


I would defend you ALL until the end of time but instead I just changed my mind and would like to throw you all into the fiery abyss also known as HELL!



BURN FUUCKERS!!!



LEFTJAB!
Don't make me have to fiery furnace your ass!

Said nobody ever.





Dave
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by 79S
Also any updates to the saggy titty cat fight??


Finally somebody that can focus and stay on topic.


I wonder will they be wearing red or black bras?? Or some exotic color I never thought of... Or they wearing basic cotton white bras?? Or they not wearing any bras at all??
Originally Posted by deflave
Don't make me have to fiery furnace your ass!

Said nobody ever.





Dave


Don't let JB find out you are bad mouthing SM or no more invites to his house..
MD has never invited me to his house.

I usually end up there due to a tasking by shrapnel.

(Pity font)



Dave
Originally Posted by 79S

I wonder will they be wearing red or black bras?? Or some exotic color I never thought of... Or they wearing basic cotton white bras?? Or they not wearing any bras at all??


Old School.
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by 79S
Also any updates to the saggy titty cat fight??


Finally somebody that can focus and stay on topic.


I wonder will they be wearing red or black bras?? Or some exotic color I never thought of... Or they wearing basic cotton white bras?? Or they not wearing any bras at all??


I'm wanting to see a flying drop kick in stilettos like the midget.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 79S

I wonder will they be wearing red or black bras?? Or some exotic color I never thought of... Or they wearing basic cotton white bras?? Or they not wearing any bras at all??


Old School.


Bingo but he was talking about panties and I rather not guess what kind of panties them gals are wearing thongs? G-string? Hip huggers? Or granny panties
Originally Posted by broomd
Since then--in an odd twist--I've had a dealing with him that showed much kindness on his part. True story.
I realized that the guy has a measure of decently in him--it is why some here defend him. He is well spoken--for the most part....


Thanks for the heads up back then.

Sorry that you got duped in the end though.

All narcissists and sociopaths have "decency" in them--it's part of the scam. Sort of like the devil--he masquerades as an angel of light, otherwise who would listen to him?
Miss Lynn?


[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by The_Yetti


Don't forget the 'report back' on what a clusterF that hunt turned out to be.

Still waiting on SM to pull together the after action replies and post to that thread after, what, 6 years?

I'm sure it's almost ready to post.
Damn it boys we need to stay on topic we need to send money to SM [bleep] someone set up a gofundme and post the info [bleep]
Thread was 6/10 until that midget stripper decided to try and fly.

Solid 8/10

Originally Posted by SamOlson
Miss Lynn?


[Linked Image]


I think I just cracked a rib.

LMAO.
Originally Posted by 79S
Also any updates to the saggy titty cat fight??

Give your head a shake, John! Is that *REALLY* something you want to see?

crazy
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by The_Yetti


Don't forget the 'report back' on what a clusterF that hunt turned out to be.

Still waiting on SM to pull together the after action replies and post to that thread after, what, 6 years?

I'm sure it's almost ready to post.


Wasn't it soon after that hunt his little operation came to a stop
Yeah, but it was Aahsome while it lasted. grin
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by 79S
Also any updates to the saggy titty cat fight??

Give your head a shake, John! Is that *REALLY* something you want to see?

crazy


Not really but its winter time need some entertainment I nominate Deflave as the ref for this little throw down
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Miss Lynn?


[Linked Image]


Too fugking funny.



Dave
Originally Posted by 79S
Also any updates to the saggy titty cat fight??


Till you get what you want....

[video:youtube]LIDvX5Wxajg[/video]
You all are terrible, a man died...
























RIP Guido


[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by 4ager
Imagine giving a 12 year old kid with no impulse control, an inflated opinion of self-worth, no morals, no conscience, and no check on behavior as much cash as they could spend - and credit cards to charge stuff on beyond that.


Like a drunk sailor in a whorehouse with a stolen credit card.


TFF!! LOL
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by 79S
Also any updates to the saggy titty cat fight??


Finally somebody that can focus and stay on topic.


I wonder will they be wearing red or black bras?? Or some exotic color I never thought of... Or they wearing basic cotton white bras?? Or they not wearing any bras at all??
e

Camo of course, so you can't see them.
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by The_Yetti


Don't forget the 'report back' on what a clusterF that hunt turned out to be.

Still waiting on SM to pull together the after action replies and post to that thread after, what, 6 years?

I'm sure it's almost ready to post.

Uber-classic!

[size:17pt]How was the 24HR camfire hunt in ZIM for PAC ele & Buffalo[/size]




Originally Posted by The_Yetti



Ladies and gentleman the conclusion to the hunt

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/2607535
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 79S

I wonder will they be wearing red or black bras?? Or some exotic color I never thought of... Or they wearing basic cotton white bras?? Or they not wearing any bras at all??


Old School.


Bingo but he was talking about panties and I rather not guess what kind of panties them gals are wearing thongs? G-string? Hip huggers? Or granny panties



I'm bettin' mil-spec crisis panties.

John
Beat you by 1:07 min. smile
Originally Posted by ironbender
Beat you by 1:07 min. smile


Lol yep my kiddo distracted me
Good to be home?
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by ironbender
Beat you by 1:07 min. smile


Lol yep my kiddo distracted me



Now you're blaming the kids? Stooping kinda low there.....
Originally Posted by ironbender
Good to be home?


Yes it's great to be home in Alaska but have to go back to Colorado in 11 days.. Hope to be back up in late May-June to do some hunting and fishing
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by ironbender
Beat you by 1:07 min. smile


Lol yep my kiddo distracted me



Now you're blaming the kids? Stooping kinda low there.....


Ok I was selling a pistol I just traded for on the classifieds
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by ironbender
Beat you by 1:07 min. smile


Lol yep my kiddo distracted me



Now you're blaming the kids? Stooping kinda low there.....


Ok I was selling a pistol I just traded for on the classifieds


Need the bipod and magazine for it sent to the new owner? I got your back!
Originally Posted by ironbender


Man, that guy is King Mierdas.

Everything he touches turned to scheeit..... eek
Originally Posted by MojoHand
Originally Posted by ironbender


Man, that guy is King Mierdas.

Everything he touches turned to scheeit..... eek


SM mo was to rob Peter to pay Paul and it showed on this hunt he put together... I have no idea what kind of deposits are involved with these types of safaris but I imagine it was several thousand dollars and he ran a hustle and won and pointed fingers when it was his fault ..
Originally Posted by DakotaDeer


Thanks for the heads up back then.

Sorry that you got duped in the end though.

All narcissists and sociopaths have "decency" in them--it's part of the scam. Sort of like the devil--he masquerades as an angel of light, otherwise who would listen to him?

+1, but.....
I wasn't duped, DD...nothing wagered, nothing lost. I've never given the man a dime.

I knew back then what I've always known, the guy needs help and those who support him with money only continue to enable the dysfunctional behavior.
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

I'm crying. 5 star thread!
Originally Posted by okok
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Oh damn. Might be a chick fight brewin'!

Just warn us before some old azz floppy titty comes flyin' out.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

I'm crying. 5 star thread!


And on top of that your team is doing well.
Originally Posted by seal_billy
Originally Posted by 79S
Alright who ffucking called the hospital asking about my upcoming penis enlargement wtf is nothing sacred around here....


The deals off! I told you the only way I would donate half of mine was if you could keep quiet about it.



laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
So both of you are going around half-cocked?
Originally Posted by P_Weed
So both of you are going around half-cocked?



You trying to turn this into a hot vs. cold chambered thread now?
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 79S

I wonder will they be wearing red or black bras?? Or some exotic color I never thought of... Or they wearing basic cotton white bras?? Or they not wearing any bras at all??


Old School.


Bingo but he was talking about panties and I rather not guess what kind of panties them gals are wearing thongs? G-string? Hip huggers? Or granny panties


They could be wearing depends as far as I care...flyin titties is flyin titties
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 79S

I wonder will they be wearing red or black bras?? Or some exotic color I never thought of... Or they wearing basic cotton white bras?? Or they not wearing any bras at all??


Old School.


Bingo but he was talking about panties and I rather not guess what kind of panties them gals are wearing thongs? G-string? Hip huggers? Or granny panties


They could be wearing depends as far as I care...flyin titties is flyin titties


Yep, see one pair...you wanna see them all
Originally Posted by broomd
Originally Posted by DakotaDeer


Thanks for the heads up back then.

Sorry that you got duped in the end though.

All narcissists and sociopaths have "decency" in them--it's part of the scam. Sort of like the devil--he masquerades as an angel of light, otherwise who would listen to him?

+1, but.....
I wasn't duped, DD...nothing wagered, nothing lost. I've never given the man a dime.

I knew back then what I've always known, the guy needs help and those who support him with money only continue to enable the dysfunctional behavior.


Good to know. Have a good Christmas!
I've started a Safariman's Greatest Hits folder, and have 13 threads so far. This thread is UBER. grin
What do you think goes through SM's mind as he reads this stuff?
He'll probably be around in a couple of days to blame someone else for this fiasco. Probably his brother.
It looks like the testosterone laced progesterone has cooled for the evening. That was getting intensely.......funny.

Originally Posted by SamOlson
Okay mutherfuuckers, enough is enough.


I would defend you ALL until the end of time but instead I just changed my mind and would like to throw you all into the fiery abyss also known as HELL!



BURN FUUCKERS!!!



LEFTJAB!


Heavy bullet .223 load development not going well Sam?
Originally Posted by okok
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by 4ager
Imagine giving a 12 year old kid with no impulse control, an inflated opinion of self-worth, no morals, no conscience, and no check on behavior as much cash as they could spend - and credit cards to charge stuff on beyond that.


Like a drunk sailor in a whorehouse with a stolen credit card.


TFF!! LOL


Dynasty! Book it!
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Miss Lynn?


[Linked Image]


Here's a picture from her younger days, circa 1925:

[Linked Image]
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Miss Lynn?


[Linked Image]


Oh my.

I expect your mother will be receiving a call forthwith.
Originally Posted by wyoelk
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]


Holy snow globes batman....

Stand by for Jorge. His titty meter just spiked.
Originally Posted by wyoelk
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]


Oh my...



P
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Miss Lynn?


[Linked Image]


Oh my.

I expect your mother will be receiving a call forthwith.


Sam wins the best post of this thread award.

Hope it don't get him kilt.
HHmmmm what nice sugar plumbs
Damn, Sam!
Real quick-like......someone call Jorge.

Originally Posted by wyoelk
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]
||
3
Originally Posted by wyoelk
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]


Thank you! And a Merry Christmas to you!
Dear Ruger Firearms

I would like to know who to get in touch with there to send a photo or two of my wife. She has - seriously- swimsuit model great looks and body, and uses and carries Ruger stuff now. Has carried S&W, Colt, Kahr etc. You guys need her very thin hot self to be shown holding some Ruger goodies with an add title of "Beauty is as Beauty does" or similar.

Sincerely Pimp Claiborne
I like boobies.
Did he in fact ever post any pics?
Wow! This Guy is a real peice of work! I'm surprised he isn't in prison already. Thanks for the links to his other escapades. Cheap entertainment!
My sincere condolences, Mark.
Originally Posted by luv2safari
My sincere condolences, Mark.



Do some not bother to read the whole post? crazy
Originally Posted by Partsman
Originally Posted by luv2safari
My sincere condolences, Mark.



Do some not bother to read the whole post? crazy


Thinkin they are best buddies?
I like Alice. I see Alice, yes I do. And she mean I don't need no C-alis. 1146 1147.
Sympathy for you&yours.
[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by wyoelk
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]


Careful now wyoelk, we don't want this going to the basement yet, do we?

And thanks for the early Christmas "gift"!

Geno
I believe one of the two potential catfighters "done got banned".
Originally Posted by wyoelk
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]



-------------------------------------------Jorge!! Titties at 12:00!
Had not check this thread in a couple days. This schit is EPIC. Con men, chick fights and stage diving midget strippers....I [bleep]' love it!

Safariwoman,



If your "walk in tub" is still leaking………..

Why don't you have Deflave "cock "it for you?
Thanks for all the public warnings and secret warnings via PM.

Luckily I've kept my internet persona hidden well enough that even the most sleuthy of sleuths won't be able to figure out who I am.


Bless you all.
(some prayers sent sure would be appreciated)




Originally Posted by SamOlson
Thanks for all the public warnings and secret warnings via PM.

Luckily I've kept my internet persona hidden well enough that even the most sleuthy of sleuths won't be able to figure out who I am.


Bless you all.
(some prayers sent sure would be appreciated)






You're Batman

Safariwoman,
No need to PM me…………
I just delete.
I can only imagine you are inviting me to lunch at Chipotle mexican Grill.
That may or may not be an alias.

Either way, good luck finding my bat cave.


Yours truly,

Kris Kringle
Chris Cagle sucks.






Just sayin'.
I will take your word for it....
Any word on how the surgery went yesterday?
Originally Posted by dassa
Any word on how the surgery went yesterday?



I heard it was a failure, no matter what equipment they used, they could not get his head pulled out of his azz.
Originally Posted by dassa
Any word on how the surgery went yesterday?


We can only hope... whistle
I think Ms. Lynn sent a box of pears from Harry & David to the ward nurse, set to arrive today. So hopefully we'll learn something after that.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
I think Ms. Lynn sent a box of pears from Harry & David to the ward nurse, set to arrive today. So hopefully we'll learn something after that.


Coffee on the phuggin screen.....again!
Originally Posted by wyoelk
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]


I applaud the dude that brings Christmas sweater meats to the table. Well done you sumbitch, well done.
Originally Posted by dassa
Any word on how the surgery went yesterday?


No updates about this most recent surgery of his has been made by friends, family, or his current wife on his Facebook page.

Not even a mention of his surgery on any of his children's or his ex-wife's Facebook page.

Still no announcement or even inquires regarding specifics on funeral arrangements for his deceased father on any of their Facebook pages.
I was pretty sure when I first started reading this thread that it would have been ultimately shown that the majority of you were just acting like the usual 24hr peckerwoods ganging up on your next victim. After reading this thread and several others cited in this thread I stand corrected. Instead, I learned that Mark was the peckerwood and there really is some sort of point in the madness around here.


Never saw it coming and it bothers the hell out of me that I'm so friggin' gullible and believing in people.
Originally Posted by rrroae
I was pretty sure when I first started reading this thread that it would have been ultimately shown that the majority of you were just acting like the usual 24hr peckerwoods ganging up on your next victim. After reading this thread and several others cited in this thread I stand corrected. Instead, I learned that Mark was the peckerwood and there really is some sort of point in the madness around here.


Never saw it coming and it bothers the hell out of me that I'm so friggin' gullible and believing in people.


It should remind you, and a few others, to mind your business if you don't know the 'whole' story.

This is epic.

An attention whore posts a phony story...and another attention whore works feverishly for days to disprove it.

Merry Christmas attention whores! And Merry Christmas to everyone else as well!



Originally Posted by JohnMoses
This is epic.

An attention whore posts a phony story...and another attention whore works feverishly for days to disprove it.

Merry Christmas attention whores! And Merry Christmas to everyone else as well!





[Linked Image]
Can we please keep this thread on topic! I am waiting for an update on Miss Lynn, Travis and AssesNeights pissing contest (Travis is still my internet hero) and the Cat n Booby fight video!

Thanks wyoelk for your work to keep this in line. And Merry Christmas to you.


Originally Posted by wyoelk
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]


Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your Family. Grieve not, for your father is in a much better place than we are. Celebrate Christ this Christmas, and remember all the good times spent with your father. memtb
Originally Posted by memtb
Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your Family. Grieve not, for your father is in a much better place than we are. Celebrate Christ this Christmas, and remember all the good times spent with your father. memtb


Read the thread beyond the first page?
We need an update.

Is Safariman's Daddy dead?

What about Sam Olsen?

And Sand Billy?

Is a "welfare check" indicated?



I MADE CAMPFIRE RANGER !!! YEEHAH !
Does anyone have an update on who is currently on top and who is on the bottom in the shemale cat fight? Are they trading places occasionally?
Originally Posted by curdog4570
We need an update.

Is Safariman's Daddy dead?

What about Sam Olsen?

And Sand Billy?

Is a "welfare check" indicated?


Only update I need is more sweater meat pics.
Originally Posted by curdog4570
We need an update.

Is Safariman's Daddy dead?

What about Sam Olsen?

And Sand Billy?

Is a "welfare check" indicated?


Pure speculation on my part, but I think Byron died...either from a stroke or a fall that popped his melon....

Sam was probably taken out by either a right hook or uppercut...(his drinkin hand)

And Sand Billy??? WGAF...

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
SM--I don't have the words. I know how much you must be hurting but I also know your faith will be your guide. Your dad sounds like he lived a good life and will have eternal peace. God bless you and yours.


The only thing Aces could track is a well hung sloth.

And track he would!



Dave




BURNNNNN!!!

Holy crap that's funny!!


Clyde
At this time of year is when one truly misses the good ones, for example Mickey, we can only hope that the good here continues to outnumber the bad eggs.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by curdog4570
We need an update.

Is Safariman's Daddy dead?

What about Sam Olsen?

And Sand Billy?

Is a "welfare check" indicated?


Pure speculation on my part, but I think Byron died...either from a stroke or a fall that popped his melon....

Sam was probably taken out by either a right hook or uppercut...(his drinkin hand)

And Sand Billy??? WGAF...



Now I'll lose sleep..

Cram it in your cram hole.
Originally Posted by wageslave
Chris Cagle sucks.









Just sayin'.


Great excercises though...
Co catfighters do them?
They should if they don't.
Safariman, 4fariman, and 2 biches fightin.

Epic!

Crying here.
Originally Posted by huntsman22
Co catfighters do them?


Shame on you guys for trying to herd cats to a cat fight.
Originally Posted by Powerguy
Safariman, 4fariman, and 2 biches fightin.

Epic!

Crying here.


You keep showing up to do nothing other than insinuate that I'm a con artist or untrustworthy.

Prove it.

You won't, because you can't, and you'll slink off again only to slither back on another thread with the same dishonest innuendo.

Keep paying for those D candidates via your union checks, though. Hitlery, Hussein, and Bloomberg need your support.
Video and soundtrack needed for the catfight element contained in this thread.

I like this one.

"Y'all goan hafta come up off dat chainlink fence!"

Merry Christmas Safariman, laugh
I think safariwoman is an appropriate name!
Originally Posted by BOBBALEE
I MADE CAMPFIRE RANGER !!! YEEHAH !


Most positive thing to come of this thread...

...and it ain't very. whistle grin
Another shameless bump. grin

Is Franco still dead?
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by BOBBALEE
I MADE CAMPFIRE RANGER !!! YEEHAH !


Most positive thing to come of this thread...

...and it ain't very. whistle grin


Midgets getting a job as strippers isn't a positive thing?
Originally Posted by memtb
Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your Family. Grieve not, for your father is in a much better place than we are. Celebrate Christ this Christmas, and remember all the good times spent with your father. memtb


Memtb, I'm not asking you specifically, it's just your post was the one on this page.

I have a question for the Christians on the board. Why do Christians have no problem proclaiming judgment when they think a person is going to heaven, but when it's shown that a man was despicable in life, they backtrack and say it's not their place to judge, and that a man's sins are his own?

Sorry if this question derails an otherwise über thread.
Originally Posted by BLG
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
SM--I don't have the words. I know how much you must be hurting but I also know your faith will be your guide. Your dad sounds like he lived a good life and will have eternal peace. God bless you and yours.


The only thing Aces could track is a well hung sloth.

And track he would!



Dave




BURNNNNN!!!


Holy crap that's funny!!


Clyde


JFC. How old are you? Burn???? You really are fuc.king pathetic especially considering that was 24hrs ago, you're the only one that found his pathetic attempt funny

No wonder you've had 2 children with obvious signs of retardation.
Never mind I see BLG is from NO,LA. His children's retardation is obviously a product of incest.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
you're the only one that found his pathetic attempt funny




Not hardly.......
Originally Posted by dassa
Why do Christians have no problem proclaiming judgment when they think a person is going to heaven, but when it's shown that a man was despicable in life, they backtrack and say it's not their place to judge, and that a man's sins are his own?

Because we aren't God and can't see their hearts. We aren't God and don't know what His decision will be and He isn't telling us. Maybe the deceased made amends with God at the last moment. We just don't know.

As for the opposite, there's no problem with praying for good.

Personally, I think Safariman really does have kidney issues. Kidney issues can make people (appear) crazy. I don't think that excuses his behavior, people should be aware of the problems and deal with him accordingly, with charity. (And no, I don't mean give him money. Know that he can't be held to normal standards and avoid dealing with him in ways that play on his weaknesses. Like a blind, senile parent that you don't let drive.)
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by BOBBALEE
I MADE CAMPFIRE RANGER !!! YEEHAH !


Most positive thing to come of this thread...

...and it ain't very. whistle grin


Midgets getting a job as strippers isn't a positive thing?


Glad to see we're getting back on track.
Not really qualified to speak for the whole group, but, it is our job to encourage the good, in everyone, it is not for us to judge others failings. Done properly one is busy deaLing with his own faults. We are however, supposed to, privately, hold others accountable. Glad we did not live in old testament times, the religious laws were impossible, with no grace.
Originally Posted by huntsman22
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
you're the only one that found his pathetic attempt funny




Not hardly.......


You don't count cu.ntsman. I'd expect you and your brother BLG to have the same sense of humor.
Safariman, we all share in your grief. Sorry that this happened and wish the best for your entire family.
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by BOBBALEE
I MADE CAMPFIRE RANGER !!! YEEHAH !


Most positive thing to come of this thread...

...and it ain't very. whistle grin


Midgets getting a job as strippers isn't a positive thing?


Glad to see we're getting back on track.


Please, must we be so insensitive as to use the term Midgets? Everyone knows that those genetic mutants like to be called Little People!
You are correct.

Little Ladies on the Pole is probably better.

[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by Bristoe
Video and soundtrack needed for the catfight element contained in this thread.

I like this one.

"Y'all goan hafta come up off dat chainlink fence!"



Quality programming right there.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Miss Lynn?


[Linked Image]


Here's a picture from her younger days, circa 1925:

[Linked Image]



I'd hit it.
Originally Posted by wyoelk
What is more disturbing, Safariman or a grown azz woman with nothing better to do in her life than call funeral homes and hospitals?

As the campfire turns.....

Some Holiday cheer for ya grumps.


[Linked Image]


I'd hit...well, duh!
Originally Posted by SLM
You are correct.

Little Ladies on the Pole is probably better.

[Linked Image]


Um, not so much.
Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
Originally Posted by SLM
You are correct.

Little Ladies on the Pole is probably better.

[Linked Image]


Um, not so much.


Ah, what the hell. Who am I kidding? Plus, it's Christmas.
Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
Originally Posted by SLM
You are correct.

Little Ladies on the Pole is probably better.

[Linked Image]


Um, not so much.




Why not you can bounce up and down with one hand around their neck
"Murder/Fall" update. It looks like Safariman is the one leading the conspiracy that old Byron was murdered...

http://www.thepresstribune.com/article/12/23/15/former-roseville-councilman%E2%80%99s-death-under-investigation
Originally Posted by PopeYoung
"Murder/Fall" update. It looks like Safariman is the one leading the conspiracy that old Byron was murdered..

http://www.thepresstribune.com/article/12/23/15/former-roseville-councilman%E2%80%99s-death-under-investigation


Followed the link.

Quote
Erwin said Claiborne’s injuries appeared to have come from a fall in which he’d hit his head on the kitchen counter, but Claiborne’s son, Mark, was skeptical.

Mark told the Press Tribune that he thought his father had been assaulted, given the bruises on Claiborne’s face, marks on his knuckles and internal bleeding. Mark said for all of his life, his father had taken in people who suffered from drug or alcohol addiction and given them jobs and a place to live, hoping to rehabilitate them. Mark said Claiborne had varying degrees of success with this, and he feared one of his father’s tenants might have turned on him.

“He lived a risky life in that he let them live right there in his home while he was working with them, doing Bible studies and things,” Mark said. “He was a very devout Christian and believed that’s how we should live – helping people get off of drugs and stuff, and introduce them to the Lord, and work ethic, and he invested his whole life in that.”

Bruises notwithstanding, Erwin said an autopsy Monday revealed nothing suspicious, although it did not establish a definite cause of death. She said Claiborne’s age might account for many of Claiborne’s apparent injuries from the fall, but forensic testing to officially rule out homicide is ongoing and could take weeks to finish.


Someone mentioned double indemnity earlier in the thread... wink
Gee, big surprise there.
Let Curdog know that the hit out on me is only code yellow.

No positive threat.


Some of you other bastards might as well kiss your ass goodbye..........
For some reason - this seems to be appropriate.

[Linked Image]
O
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Let Curdog know that the hit out on me is only code yellow.

No positive threat.


Some of you other bastards might as well kiss your ass goodbye..........


Who put a hit on you....Noone wants to kill farmers
And the first comment to the article was:

Bill Turnbull ·
Works at CMBC - Coast Mountain Bus Company

"His son Mark did it".



Not sure how or if Mr. Turnbull knows Mark, but an interesting comment for sure.
Originally Posted by teal
For some reason - this seems to be appropriate.

[Linked Image]


Walmart looked exactly like that today!! eek I'll never ever go back!
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by PopeYoung
"Murder/Fall" update. It looks like Safariman is the one leading the conspiracy that old Byron was murdered..

http://www.thepresstribune.com/article/12/23/15/former-roseville-councilman%E2%80%99s-death-under-investigation


Followed the link.

Quote
Erwin said Claiborne’s injuries appeared to have come from a fall in which he’d hit his head on the kitchen counter, but Claiborne’s son, Mark, was skeptical.

Mark told the Press Tribune that he thought his father had been assaulted, given the bruises on Claiborne’s face, marks on his knuckles and internal bleeding. Mark said for all of his life, his father had taken in people who suffered from drug or alcohol addiction and given them jobs and a place to live, hoping to rehabilitate them. Mark said Claiborne had varying degrees of success with this, and he feared one of his father’s tenants might have turned on him.

“He lived a risky life in that he let them live right there in his home while he was working with them, doing Bible studies and things,” Mark said. “He was a very devout Christian and believed that’s how we should live – helping people get off of drugs and stuff, and introduce them to the Lord, and work ethic, and he invested his whole life in that.”

Bruises notwithstanding, Erwin said an autopsy Monday revealed nothing suspicious, although it did not establish a definite cause of death. She said Claiborne’s age might account for many of Claiborne’s apparent injuries from the fall, but forensic testing to officially rule out homicide is ongoing and could take weeks to finish.


Someone mentioned double indemnity earlier in the thread... wink


Yes I did.
Listen dipshits, Sam is dead.



This is what happens when you talk chit.





Miss Lynn
Cause of death was CLEARLY murder.....




Safari Man
Originally Posted by byc
Originally Posted by teal
For some reason - this seems to be appropriate.

[Linked Image]


Walmart looked exactly like that today!! eek I'll never ever go back!


No BS - I've not purchased anything from Walmart since 2004.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights


JFC. How old are you? Burn???? You really are fuc.king pathetic especially considering that was 24hrs ago, you're the only one that found his pathetic attempt funny

No wonder you've had 2 children with obvious signs of retardation.


Ace sure takes this internet stuff seriously.

What a class act.



Dave
Dave, where's Clark?
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Never mind I see BLG is from NO,LA. His children's retardation is obviously a product of incest.


Let's try and keep the Christ, in Christmas.





Dave
Originally Posted by Gregdoo
And the first comment to the article was:

Bill Turnbull ·
Works at CMBC - Coast Mountain Bus Company

"His son Mark did it".



Not sure how or if Mr. Turnbull knows Mark, but an interesting comment for sure.



So whoo on here is Bill Turnbull? Or is it not just the 'fire that is skeptical of Claiborne?
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Dave, where's Clark?


Gettin' loaded.

Final good byes at the Ox in t-minus 90.

You're invited.



Clark
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by Gregdoo
And the first comment to the article was:

Bill Turnbull ·
Works at CMBC - Coast Mountain Bus Company

"His son Mark did it".



Not sure how or if Mr. Turnbull knows Mark, but an interesting comment for sure.



So whoo on here is Bill Turnbull? Or is it not just the 'fire that is skeptical of Claiborne?


I sorta want to sign in as Larry Root and say the same...
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by Gregdoo
And the first comment to the article was:

Bill Turnbull ·
Works at CMBC - Coast Mountain Bus Company

"His son Mark did it".



Not sure how or if Mr. Turnbull knows Mark, but an interesting comment for sure.



So whoo on here is Bill Turnbull? Or is it not just the 'fire that is skeptical of Claiborne?


I appears SM'S reputation precedes him locally as well.
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Listen dipshits, Sam is dead.



This is what happens when you talk chit.





Miss Lynn


Just spoke with the head nurse.

She said the entire staff took turns with Sam's coma-boner prior to his departure.



Merry Christmas,



Dave

Puttin' the X back in Xmas…………………

all day long.
That reporter and sheriff should read this thread... laugh
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by Gregdoo
And the first comment to the article was:

Bill Turnbull ·
Works at CMBC - Coast Mountain Bus Company

"His son Mark did it".



Not sure how or if Mr. Turnbull knows Mark, but an interesting comment for sure.



So whoo on here is Bill Turnbull? Or is it not just the 'fire that is skeptical of Claiborne?


I'd be skeptical of anyone with SM's reputation who keeps screaming "it has to be murder - he must have done X,Y,Z"

Chances are they know because they were there.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Listen dipshits, Sam is dead.



This is what happens when you talk chit.





Miss Lynn


Just spoke with the head nurse.

She said the entire staff took turns with Sam's coma-boner prior to his departure.



Merry Christmas,



Dave


[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Listen dipshits, Sam is dead.



This is what happens when you talk chit.





Miss Lynn


Just spoke with the head nurse.

She said the entire staff took turns with Sam's coma-boner prior to his departure.



Merry Christmas,



Dave







laughing!
So, did Ace ever catch up to the sloth? Or does he still have his nose to the trail?
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Listen dipshits, Sam is dead.



This is what happens when you talk chit.





Miss Lynn


Sam WILL be avenged.

anonymous
i thought i read somewhere in this goat-fugging contest that SM said the suspected perp was already in custody? or was i just dreaming that schit? hard to separate fact from fiction from feces here.
That was in his OP
Originally Posted by safariman
I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I'd hate to have to fight the biggest guy in his quartet.




Dave
Originally Posted by rem141r
i thought i read somewhere in this goat-fugging contest that SM said the suspected perp was already in custody? or was i just dreaming that schit? hard to separate fact from fiction from feces here.


From his first post.

Originally Posted by safariman
I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.


Funny how the news story doesn't mention an arrest, huh?

Or anything else that points to homicide.
Originally Posted by deflave
I'd hate to have to fight the biggest guy in his quartet.




Dave



Especially with them tatted up guns
Originally Posted by SLM
You are correct.

Little Ladies on the Pole is probably better.

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I'm in LUV !😎
It's hard to keep lies straight. And I agree the local authorities should be sent a link to SM's manifesto here, as it paints him as a pretty good suspect.

Means.....check
Motive.....check
Opportunity.....?
Post count +1.

kinda felt left out.
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
It's hard to keep lies straight. And I agree the local authorities should be sent a link to SM's manifesto here, as it paints him as a pretty good suspect.

Means.....check
Motive.....check
Opportunity.....?


old man skin under fingernails....check
Certainly has motive...
I think he said he had to fly to see his father die in the hospital
Of course OJ ended up in Chicago the same night
We keep forgetting SM's a Christian and it's a sin to commit murder
I think there's a passage in the Old Testament that states it's ok to screw over your elders
Originally Posted by Bristoe
Video and soundtrack needed for the catfight element contained in this thread.

I like this one.

"Y'all goan hafta come up off dat chainlink fence!"





I expected to hear" I gonna whup yo head! You heah me?"

One of my favorite hangouts way back then was known as "The bloody bucket" just out of the city limits in the blackest part of that small Oklahoma town where I kinda growed up and that expression was repeated quite often. Along with "I gonna put yo azz in hell!"

Ahh, them wuz the REAL good old days.
If that hair the bigger gal kept ahold of was fake, it was sure attached good.

If it was real, there was a bunch of it pulled out.

Looked like the smaller gal went for a tit hold once, then backed down off it.
One thing I found particularly odd in SM initial post was that his Dad had ..."scarred up knuckles..." It would take quite a blow for an 80 year old man to scar up his knuckles. One would think an 80 year old would have only defensive wounds in a fight....not offensive ones. I also questioned the amount of detail SM knew about the alleged scrap involving the old man.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by rem141r
i thought i read somewhere in this goat-fugging contest that SM said the suspected perp was already in custody? or was i just dreaming that schit? hard to separate fact from fiction from feces here.


From his first post.

Originally Posted by safariman
I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.


Funny how the news story doesn't mention an arrest, huh?

Or anything else that points to homicide.





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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by safariman
I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.



My thoughts exactly...

So, nothing suspicious, have not as of yet ruled out a homicide but likely will. Yet the perp sits behind bars safe from Mark. JFC
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by safariman
I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.



Article

Placer County Sheriff’s Office is investigating the death of Byron Claiborne, an Auburn resident and former Roseville City Councilman, after an apparent head trauma put him in a coma Dec. 17. He died at Sutter Roseville Medical Center the next day.

Claiborne, 79, served on Roseville City Council from March 13, 1978 to March 8, 1982, while June Wanish and Harry Crabb were mayors.

According to sheriff’s spokeswoman Dena Erwin, a tenant renting a room at Claiborne’s ranch on Shirland Tract Road found him on the floor of his kitchen early Dec. 17, shortly before 1:20 a.m. The tenant ran upstairs to ask another tenant to call 911, then returned to render medical aid until paramedics arrived.

Erwin said there was “a lot of blood,” and Claiborne fell into a coma. He died at the hospital around 35 hours later, at 12:09 Dec. 18.

Erwin said Claiborne’s injuries appeared to have come from a fall in which he’d hit his head on the kitchen counter, but Claiborne’s son, Mark, was skeptical.

Mark told the Press Tribune that he thought his father had been assaulted, given the bruises on Claiborne’s face, marks on his knuckles and internal bleeding. Mark said for all of his life, his father had taken in people who suffered from drug or alcohol addiction and given them jobs and a place to live, hoping to rehabilitate them. Mark said Claiborne had varying degrees of success with this, and he feared one of his father’s tenants might have turned on him.

“He lived a risky life in that he let them live right there in his home while he was working with them, doing Bible studies and things,” Mark said. “He was a very devout Christian and believed that’s how we should live – helping people get off of drugs and stuff, and introduce them to the Lord, and work ethic, and he invested his whole life in that.”

Bruises notwithstanding, Erwin said an autopsy Monday revealed nothing suspicious, although it did not establish a definite cause of death. She said Claiborne’s age might account for many of Claiborne’s apparent injuries from the fall, but forensic testing to officially rule out homicide is ongoing and could take weeks to finish.

“If you have a fall, which he had, and he had a cut to his head, that can cause bleeding, which can cause blackened eyes,” Erwin said of the bruises.

Mark pointed out that detectives put bags around his father’s hands and feet to protect potential DNA evidence, but Erwin said that was standard procedure.

As of Tuesday afternoon, no one had been arrested in connection with Claiborne’s death.

In addition to Claiborne’s service on Roseville City Council, Mark said his father was once president of both the Sunrise and Tuesday-lunch Rotary clubs, served as president of Toastmasters “many times,” served as the choir director and worship leader at Roseville's First Church of the Nazarene and the Roseville First Assembly of God, was a scoutmaster in the 1970s and sat on the Boy Scouts Golden Empire Council.
At least his dad IS actually dead.
How many 'fire members would show up to testify at his sentencing if he gets convicted of murder?
Originally Posted by bellydeep
How many 'fire members would show up to testify at his sentencing if he gets convicted of murder?


At least one fer sure

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Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
One thing I found particularly odd in SM initial post was that his Dad had ..."scarred up knuckles..." It would take quite a blow for an 80 year old man to scar up his knuckles. One would think an 80 year old would have only defensive wounds in a fight....not offensive ones. I also questioned the amount of detail SM knew about the alleged scrap involving the old man.


Hey, I am 81 and I can assure you that us old goats get skinned up pretty easy.

And under the right conditions, I can still get on the offensive side. Not like it used to be but still there.

You ever been whupped by an eighty year old guy?

It might take a little longer but hurts just as much.

whistle
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by Gregdoo
And the first comment to the article was:

Bill Turnbull ·
Works at CMBC - Coast Mountain Bus Company

"His son Mark did it".



Not sure how or if Mr. Turnbull knows Mark, but an interesting comment for sure.



So whoo on here is Bill Turnbull? Or is it not just the 'fire that is skeptical of Claiborne?


I appears SM'S reputation precedes him locally as well.


Comments have been disabled now.
I'm pretty sure B.T. is a 24 Campfire member.
If he wants to identify himself I guess he will.
If B.T. is who I think he is, he is not a 'local'.
Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
Originally Posted by Bristoe
Video and soundtrack needed for the catfight element contained in this thread.

I like this one.

"Y'all goan hafta come up off dat chainlink fence!"



Quality programming right there.


I've seen a few of those girl fight vids on YouTube.

Thing that always amuses me is all of that hitting and blood is never drawn.
Predicting 500 pages by New years day...
Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
One thing I found particularly odd in SM initial post was that his Dad had ..."scarred up knuckles..." It would take quite a blow for an 80 year old man to scar up his knuckles. One would think an 80 year old would have only defensive wounds in a fight....not offensive ones. I also questioned the amount of detail SM knew about the alleged scrap involving the old man.


Hey, I am 81 and I can assure you that us old goats get skinned up pretty easy.

And under the right conditions, I can still get on the offensive side. Not like it used to be but still there.

You ever been whupped by an eighty year old guy?

It might take a little longer but hurts just as much.

whistle


Thin, easily torn skin, easily bruised, brittle bones, diabetes, blood pressure issues, etc., etc., all part of aging.
If he was taking prescribed blood thinners they can cause hemorrhaging.
Originally Posted by huntsman22
So, did Ace ever catch up to the sloth? Or does he still have his nose to the trail?


Apparently he prefers his nose to the tail.....


Originally Posted by Kenneth
Post count +1.

kinda felt left out.


^^^This^^^
Originally Posted by joken2
Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
One thing I found particularly odd in SM initial post was that his Dad had ..."scarred up knuckles..." It would take quite a blow for an 80 year old man to scar up his knuckles. One would think an 80 year old would have only defensive wounds in a fight....not offensive ones. I also questioned the amount of detail SM knew about the alleged scrap involving the old man.


Hey, I am 81 and I can assure you that us old goats get skinned up pretty easy.

And under the right conditions, I can still get on the offensive side. Not like it used to be but still there.

You ever been whupped by an eighty year old guy?

It might take a little longer but hurts just as much.

whistle


Thin, easily torn skin, easily bruised, brittle bones, diabetes, blood pressure issues, etc., etc., all part of aging.
If he was taking prescribed blood thinners they can cause hemorrhaging.


Fortunately the thin, easily torn hide, and easy bruising are about the only problems I have. I do take a very small dose of high BP stuff daily and the Dr, said that if I increased my walking a little, that would probably go away. It's easier just to take the pill. whistle
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
One thing I found particularly odd in SM initial post was that his Dad had ..."scarred up knuckles..." It would take quite a blow for an 80 year old man to scar up his knuckles. One would think an 80 year old would have only defensive wounds in a fight....not offensive ones. I also questioned the amount of detail SM knew about the alleged scrap involving the old man.


It's obvious you have never met RIO 7. He's around that age and I guarantee you he could lay some "offensive " hurt on you.

Especially if you were to lay a hand on "Smoke".
Originally Posted by rem141r
Originally Posted by bellydeep
How many 'fire members would show up to testify at his sentencing if he gets convicted of murder?


At least one fer sure

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Another man done gone.... Marie Levux.
Originally Posted by dassa
Originally Posted by memtb
Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your Family. Grieve not, for your father is in a much better place than we are. Celebrate Christ this Christmas, and remember all the good times spent with your father. memtb


Memtb, I'm not asking you specifically, it's just your post was the one on this page.

I have a question for the Christians on the board. Why do Christians have no problem proclaiming judgment when they think a person is going to heaven, but when it's shown that a man was despicable in life, they backtrack and say it's not their place to judge, and that a man's sins are his own?

Sorry if this question derails an otherwise über thread.


You must have missed my post.
Originally Posted by joken2
Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
One thing I found particularly odd in SM initial post was that his Dad had ..."scarred up knuckles..." It would take quite a blow for an 80 year old man to scar up his knuckles. One would think an 80 year old would have only defensive wounds in a fight....not offensive ones. I also questioned the amount of detail SM knew about the alleged scrap involving the old man.


Hey, I am 81 and I can assure you that us old goats get skinned up pretty easy.

And under the right conditions, I can still get on the offensive side. Not like it used to be but still there.

You ever been whupped by an eighty year old guy?

It might take a little longer but hurts just as much.

whistle


Thin, easily torn skin, easily bruised, brittle bones, diabetes, blood pressure issues, etc., etc., all part of aging.
If he was taking prescribed blood thinners they can cause hemorrhaging.


Blood thinners and Viagra.
Originally Posted by SKane
[Linked Image][/URL]




A face with that much nose might easily be confused for a penis. I don't think that is appropriate in general public places.
[/quote]

Blood thinners and Viagra. [/quote]

I heard Mark gets taller when he take Viagra
All these stories floating around. I guess I have been living under a rock.

I have always heard that you can't scam the scammer.

But I have to laugh at the memories of Houndgirl bragging on the gifts she conned Mark out of.

I am withholding specific comment until SM sounds in with his defense. If he doesn't I must conclude that what has been spewed on the last hundred pages is true.

I've been good to Mark as he has been to me in our past dealings. I hate to think he is the rascal portrayed here.

He has not replied to my PM...
Originally Posted by deflave
Just spoke with the head nurse.
Dave

They're the ones w/ the dirty knees right?
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

I am withholding specific comment until SM sounds in with his defense. If he doesn't I must conclude that what has been spewed on the last hundred pages is true.

I've been good to Mark as he has been to me in our past dealings. I hate to think he is the rascal portrayed here.

He has not replied to my PM...


There's loyalty, and then there's plain stupid.

Get with the program.



P
Safariman experience or my daddy murdered; whats going to have more posts??

Funny how a Insurance salesman can turn into a professional victim.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

I am withholding specific comment until SM sounds in with his defense. If he doesn't I must conclude that what has been spewed on the last hundred pages is true.

I've been good to Mark as he has been to me in our past dealings. I hate to think he is the rascal portrayed here.

He has not replied to my PM...



You, uhhhh, interested in purchasing a bridge?

Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

I am withholding specific comment until SM sounds in with his defense. If he doesn't I must conclude that what has been spewed on the last hundred pages is true.

I've been good to Mark as he has been to me in our past dealings. I hate to think he is the rascal portrayed here.

He has not replied to my PM...



He hasn't said anything about my elevated status either.


And the post count soars. cool
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Listen dipshits, Sam is dead.



This is what happens when you talk chit.





Miss Lynn


Just spoke with the head nurse.

She said the entire staff took turns with Sam's coma-boner prior to his departure.



Merry Christmas,



Dave


In my experience the head nurse is much more open (did I just post that?) to sharing the real story than the intercourse nurse... (Course the anal nurse wasn't tonsil-ulted...errr...I mean consulted...(
Quote
(Course the anal nurse wasn't tonsil-ulted...errr...I mean consulted...


I heard she can be an ass in that situation..
Let's recount- SM may or may not have offed his dad, Miss Lynn's mental issues finally surfaced and apparently got her banned, somebody killed Sam, Rob Jordan had no interest in any of it(no cocks), some midget chicks were exploited, and Jorge still hasn't seen enough tit.
Sounds about normal- Sooo... MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!

John
It appears that someone made it through surgery yesterday...

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safariman (Member #8086)
User
Registered On: 06/18/05 08:30 PM
Last Online: Today at 02:38 AM
Originally Posted by john843
Let's recount- SM may or may not have offed his dad, Miss Lynn's mental issues finally surfaced and apparently got her banned, somebody killed Sam, Rob Jordan had no interest in any of it(no cocks), some midget chicks were exploited, and Jorge still hasn't seen enough tit.
Sounds about normal- Sooo... MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!

John



Miss Lynn has not been banned. I have Pm'd her and received PM's back. Where does this come from?
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
It appears that someone made it through surgery yesterday...

Quote
safariman (Member #8086)
User
Registered On: 06/18/05 08:30 PM
Last Online: Today at 02:38 AM


This thread reminds me of 55 gallons of chit in a 5 gallon bucket that someone just pulled the lid off of. crazy

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Love me some blue hairs.
I have risen!
Awesome, now go do chores.
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I have risen!


You're confusing Christmas with Easter.
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I have risen!
Seems you & Bigsqueeze have something in common.
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I have risen!



Dude,
this isn't a COCKtalk thread..........



Although Bea is hot.
Originally Posted by wageslave




Although Bea is hot.


She looks like SM in drag.......
Originally Posted by dassa
Originally Posted by memtb
Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your Family. Grieve not, for your father is in a much better place than we are. Celebrate Christ this Christmas, and remember all the good times spent with your father. memtb


Memtb, I'm not asking you specifically, it's just your post was the one on this page.

I have a question for the Christians on the board. Why do Christians have no problem proclaiming judgment when they think a person is going to heaven, but when it's shown that a man was despicable in life, they backtrack and say it's not their place to judge, and that a man's sins are his own?

Sorry if this question derails an otherwise über thread.



Maybe he's got better things to do & we're acting as his eyes & ears....
Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by john843
Let's recount- SM may or may not have offed his dad, Miss Lynn's mental issues finally surfaced and apparently got her banned, somebody killed Sam, Rob Jordan had no interest in any of it(no cocks), some midget chicks were exploited, and Jorge still hasn't seen enough tit.
Sounds about normal- Sooo... MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!

John



Miss Lynn has not been banned. I have Pm'd her and received PM's back. Where does this come from?


Horse hockey.....you probably don't believe that someone killed Sam either.....
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by john843
Let's recount- SM may or may not have offed his dad, Miss Lynn's mental issues finally surfaced and apparently got her banned, somebody killed Sam, Rob Jordan had no interest in any of it(no cocks), some midget chicks were exploited, and Jorge still hasn't seen enough tit.
Sounds about normal- Sooo... MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!

John



Miss Lynn has not been banned. I have Pm'd her and received PM's back. Where does this come from?


Horse hockey.....you probably don't believe that someone killed Sam either.....


How do we know it's really SamO that posted this AM?
Originally Posted by BOBBALEE
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

I am withholding specific comment until SM sounds in with his defense. If he doesn't I must conclude that what has been spewed on the last hundred pages is true.

I've been good to Mark as he has been to me in our past dealings. I hate to think he is the rascal portrayed here.

He has not replied to my PM...



He hasn't said anything about my elevated status either.


And the post count soars. cool


+1

I was gonna send Safariwoman some Trojans for Xmas……………


of course they would be empty.
[quote=cisco1]
I was gonna send Safariwoman some Trojans for Xmas……………


of course they would be empty. [/t

Noooooooo, spoiling all the fun.
Originally Posted by wageslave

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for some reason I get this vision of of Miss Lynn being that fat crazy cat lady with one bug eyeball boo
Can someone PM me if safariman resurfaces here with an explanation?

Appreciate it................

smile
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by john843
Let's recount- SM may or may not have offed his dad, Miss Lynn's mental issues finally surfaced and apparently got her banned, somebody killed Sam, Rob Jordan had no interest in any of it(no cocks), some midget chicks were exploited, and Jorge still hasn't seen enough tit.
Sounds about normal- Sooo... MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!

John



Miss Lynn has not been banned. I have Pm'd her and received PM's back. Where does this come from?


Horse hockey.....you probably don't believe that someone killed Sam either.....


How do we know it's really SamO that posted this AM?


We need to keep an eye on this "new Sam". See if he mentions 270's.

He did PM me with a very plausible explanation of why he has not replied.

Since it was a PM I will not post it. I hope he will post it. It may embarrass some but I doubt it.
No, it won't embarrass anyone. SM already said he was in for surgery on Tues. Everyone knew that.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

He did PM me with a very plausible explanation of why he has not replied.

Since it was a PM I will not post it. I hope he will post it. It may embarrass some but I doubt it.


Spanky...he pm'd me back & straight up lied & contradicted himself...the only one that should be embarrassed is SM, but I doubt it...
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

He did PM me with a very plausible explanation of why he has not replied.

Since it was a PM I will not post it. I hope he will post it. It may embarrass some but I doubt it.


And SM's facilitators just keep going and going and...
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Never mind I see BLG is from NO,LA. His children's retardation is obviously a product of incest.




Travis really got under your skin didn't he. Your reading comprehension sucks, as I am NOT from New Orleans.

I use the word "BURN" intentionally as a childish saying in an other wise childish thread, and you insult my kids. And I'm the one who is pathetic.

Tell you what "Acehole" carry you cock munching ass on down here, and I'll show you just how "retarded" my boys are.

FFuck you you piece of shhit.

I'm available 24/7


Clyde
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I have risen!



And here I always thought your daddy was rancher


Turns out it was big squeeze all along ???


Who knew?

Btw your rancher dad is glad you has risen. He set git yer azz to work it ain't xmas ya know grin
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

He did PM me with a very plausible explanation of why he has not replied.

Since it was a PM I will not post it. I hope he will post it. It may embarrass some but I doubt it.



Oooh ooohhh. Let me guess, his medication has caused him to have some "episodes"......right.


Stop being a chickenschit and post the PM
This thing will be on the front page for at least the next 3 years.
Lol
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
This thing will be on the front page for at least the next 3 years.



You have to admit Joel, this thread is not without it's merits
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Lol


I thought you was dead.[in best Richard Boone voice]
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Lol


I thought you was dead.[in best Richard Boone voice]


It's been a tough past few days, multiple attempts to take my life from Midget Ninjas and something that looked like it was from the movie Lord of the rings, only fatter...

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

He did PM me with a very plausible explanation of why he has not replied.

Since it was a PM I will not post it. I hope he will post it. It may embarrass some but I doubt it.

Oooh ooohhh. Let me guess, his medication has caused him to have some "episodes"......right.


No...it probably said "the police have asked me to not publicly comment about an ongoing investigation"....even though they have "the suspect in custody"....Oh wait...yeah, I forgot...police don't suspect foul play...at least until Mark brought the subject up....hmmm double indemnity....it's got a nice ring to it & even if the police don't find enough "evidence" to charge anybody with Byrons fall....murder, it will be a good point of contention involving any insurance company, that there were enough "suspicious circumstances" to warrant a police investigation into his fathers fall murder....the fact that the police were so inept as to not properly secure the scene...etc. etc.

Damn alcoholic druggie bums killed my father!!!!
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


That depends on the context.

In this instance you have over 1300 worth of posts and a long history of context that may indicate other wise.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.




Ethics and anything involving Mark Claiborne aren't even in the same solar system


Post that schit up
Democrats dont' worry about ethics or morals in many different ways. Post away.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Originally Posted by BLG
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
SM--I don't have the words. I know how much you must be hurting but I also know your faith will be your guide. Your dad sounds like he lived a good life and will have eternal peace. God bless you and yours.


The only thing Aces could track is a well hung sloth.

And track he would!



Dave




BURNNNNN!!!


Holy crap that's funny!!


Clyde


JFC. How old are you? Burn???? You really are fuc.king pathetic especially considering that was 24hrs ago, you're the only one that found his pathetic attempt funny

No wonder you've had 2 children with obvious signs of retardation.



How christian of you. This was your first post on this thread.
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SM--I don't have the words. I know how much you must be hurting but I also know your faith will be your guide. Your dad sounds like he lived a good life and will have eternal peace. God bless you and yours.[quote]




And you insult my kids because I laughed at a joke about you.

Christian.....pfttt You're a ffucking joke. You're thin skinned and sensitive. Just like a piece of foreskin.


My offer in my post above stands. 24/7. Let me know.


Clyde
Maybe Claiborne was housing Logcutter and they got into a wrasslin match.
That sloth comment was funnier than fugk by the way.

I had no recollection of typing it but when I read it the next day I really cracked myself up.

Christians sure are a fugked up group of people.



Dave


Easy cupcake, I thought you just adored me.
Originally Posted by seal_billy
Easy cupcake, I thought you just adored me.


Blow jobs is not a cause for adoration...
Originally Posted by BLG
FFuck you you piece of shhit.


Gotta love the christians here or those to who profess to be. My neighbor lady reads her bible 13 hours a day and hates the world and her pastor is a child molester.

Thinkin' for those who plan on reaching heaven that taking a gun along might be a good idea.
Even free ones? Lmao
Originally Posted by deflave
That sloth comment was funnier than fugk by the way.

I had no recollection of typing it but when I read it the next day I really cracked myself up.

Christians sure are a fugked up group of people.



Dave





It was funny as hell.

I bolded the important aspect of your post, what the hell were you drinking? I mean thinking.

Let me give him some more angst. I'm Catholic. He will be insulting the rest of my family shortly.


Merry Christmas,
GFY

Clyde




Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
This thing will be on the front page for at least the next 3 years.



You have to admit Joel, this thread is not without it's merits


I agree.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.




Ethics and anything involving Mark Claiborne aren't even in the same solar system


Post that schit up


Exactly.

Mark Claiborne HAS no ethics, and no morales. This has been proven - including by various agencies, and now by a bankruptcy court - time and again.

Float the lie filled PM out there and watch how fast Mark's own words, as well as facts, blow a hole right through all of it.

As said many times before, though, all it takes is one DSMFer to fall for any of his sociopathic narcissism and pathological lying, and it continues to enable him right along. The "campfire Christians" are a target rich environment for Claiborne's scams because they refuse to consider that his faith is as fake as the rest of him.
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
This thing will be on the front page for at least the next 3 years.



You have to admit Joel, this thread is not without it's merits


I agree.


Y'all old farts here need to air up the tires on yer walkers an' git some fresh air.
I think I will go get some new tennis balls for my walker. Just in case the summer time temperatures turn in to winter some time soon.

Merry Christmas!
Originally Posted by 4ager

Float the lie filled PM out there and watch how fast Mark's own words, as well as facts, blow a hole right through all of it.


He didn't answer spanks pm as promptly as others because spanky has been rather generous to Mark in the past & mark probably spent some long hours concocting a "plausible" explanation....maybe when he realizes he's been punked, he'll send his "peeps" to get the situation resolved.

I'd hazard a guess that mark has gotten more cash from spanky than anybody else on the fire...that's really gotta be a blow to a guy that thinks he sits above the campfire with his superior intelligence & intellect...
Originally Posted by deflave
That sloth comment was funnier than fugk by the way.

I had no recollection of typing it but when I read it the next day I really cracked myself up.

Christians sure are a fugked up group of people.



Dave



Cut back on the dope
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
I think I will go get some new tennis balls for my walker. Just in case the summer time temperatures turn in to winter some time soon.

Merry Christmas!



Can I borrow it at the pig hunt?
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
Originally Posted by BLG
FFuck you you piece of shhit.


Gotta love the christians here or those to who profess to be. My neighbor lady reads her bible 13 hours a day and hates the world and her pastor is a child molester.

Thinkin' for those who plan on reaching heaven that taking a gun along might be a good idea.

Lmao
I'm telling my wife to throw my .45 in the coffin.
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
I think I will go get some new tennis balls for my walker. Just in case the summer time temperatures turn in to winter some time soon.

Merry Christmas!



Can I borrow it at the pig hunt?


Absolutely. By the way, should we be bringing a fishing pole this year? I thoroughly enjoyed the afternoon spent fishing, last year.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors
Blacks
Mexicans
Victims of sexual assault/harassment
Facebook
Hottie's

Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.
Guys this guy is sick. I mean he really needs some professional help. I will not respond to any Safariman posts henceforth...it's just too depressing. powdr
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.




Ethics and anything involving Mark Claiborne aren't even in the same solar system


Post that schit up


Exactly.

Mark Claiborne HAS no ethics, and no morales. This has been proven - including by various agencies, and now by a bankruptcy court - time and again.

Float the lie filled PM out there and watch how fast Mark's own words, as well as facts, blow a hole right through all of it.

As said many times before, though, all it takes is one DSMFer to fall for any of his sociopathic narcissism and pathological lying, and it continues to enable him right along. The "campfire Christians" are a target rich environment for Claiborne's scams because they refuse to consider that his faith is as fake as the rest of him.


I believe Jesus is the Christ I also believe that safariman is con, a liar, isnt a Christian and is a all around perfect example of a douche/a$$hole. Just sayin. Many would say I'm not a Christian cause I cuss and joke about off color subjects but I had rather not dot all my religious I's and cross all my religious T's and love people than the opposite. Mark is not showing love by conning people and telling lies. No love lost when joking about blow jobs with other guys in an appropriate setting. I have no brotherly feeling toward the man cause his record shows he isn't one of us.
You are taking it for granted that Spanky even HAS a PM.

He ain't above whoring for attention himself, you know.
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


As a Mason, I am pretty sure the Brothers and I have been besmirched in this thread as well.
On one thread the dude is having a F'CKing heart attack and then there's this gem of a thread.

Where's the nekkid pics of his wife ???
So sorry for your loss. Prayers sent.
Originally Posted by rosco1
Maybe Claiborne was housing Logcutter and they got into a wrasslin match.


Right turn Clyde.. ..


Filo
Originally Posted by hunter01
So sorry for your loss. Prayers sent.


Good grief...

Originally Posted by hunter01
So sorry for your loss. Prayers sent.


annnnnnddd anuther sucker bites the dust.
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
Originally Posted by BLG
FFuck you you piece of shhit.


Gotta love the christians here or those to who profess to be. My neighbor lady reads her bible 13 hours a day and hates the world and her pastor is a child molester.

Thinkin' for those who plan on reaching heaven that taking a gun along might be a good idea.



Was this meant for me or for Aces? He called out my kids. I never bring religion into any thread.


Clyde
You got a nasty mouth for a "christian" Turnin' the other cheek an' whatnot.

http://biblehub.com/luke/6-29.htm

We've got a bunch of Demons here forming their own Mutual Admiration Society!
No one said they were perfect.
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.
You forgot the handicapped. I'm pretty sure I read something about new tennis balls for someone's walker.
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


As a Mason, I am pretty sure the Brothers and I have been besmirched in this thread as well.



What?

No Cops have been bashed on this thread??

Where's the campfire I know and love?
I give him permission to post it, that is what he needs to post it. grin
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


As a Mason, I am pretty sure the Brothers and I have been besmirched in this thread as well.



What?

No Cops have been bashed on this thread??

Where's the campfire I know and love?


" I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today. "


That seems to clearly indicate that he was killed by a thug cop who is now hiding in the jail.
I am a christian, and I don't have to be nice to you phuqckers, Jesus will forgive me he said so.

GFY

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


As a Mason, I am pretty sure the Brothers and I have been besmirched in this thread as well.


Don't know about everyone else but besmirching innocent Sloths with big peckers is just over the line.

twofish
BTW, love the super secret squirrel PM's from safarichick to spanky, and spanky being too phuqcking stooooopid to figure anything out without his people.

Merry Christmas phuqckers!
Originally Posted by heavywalker
BTW, love the super secret squirrel PM's from safarichick to spanky, and spanky being too phuqcking stooooopid to figure anything out without his people.

Merry Christmas phuqckers!



Careful now, you better prepare for a visit from his "people"
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by heavywalker
BTW, love the super secret squirrel PM's from safarichick to spanky, and spanky being too phuqcking stooooopid to figure anything out without his people.

Merry Christmas phuqckers!



Careful now, you better prepare for a visit from his "people"


His "people" are everywhere.

They just don't know much about deer-proof fencing. wink
Are his peopke part of the lollipop gang?
Wonder if Gerry Spence has cleared his calendar to assist the family in preparing a proper settlement with the authorities and insurance company?

He never looses!
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
It appears that someone made it through surgery yesterday...

Quote
safariman (Member #8086)
User
Registered On: 06/18/05 08:30 PM
Last Online: Today at 02:38 AM


Praise the Lord!
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.

Updated
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

He did PM me with a very plausible explanation of why he has not replied.

Since it was a PM I will not post it. I hope he will post it. It may embarrass some but I doubt it.


Sociopaths always have a plausible explanation, it is likely that you are being played.
Originally Posted by 260Remguy
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

He did PM me with a very plausible explanation of why he has not replied.

Since it was a PM I will not post it. I hope he will post it. It may embarrass some but I doubt it.


Sociopaths always have a plausible explanation, it is likely that you are being played.


Any usually explain it to the easiest 'mark' to tilt the scale in their favor.
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos Guidos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.

Updated


Ay,
geezadeech?

Per favore, iffa you gonna mayka fun doze Italianos, pleeza mayka the wordza rite, izza Guidos, no "gueedos".

Molto grazie,

Geno

PS, 57 pages now (the way I'm set up), do we think we can beat some others and make it to 100?
No in this case it's gueedo
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


You forgot democrats...
and Cubans. grin
Originally Posted by heavywalker
and Cubans. grin


I always thought Jorge was Puerto rican
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by heavywalker
and Cubans. grin


I always thought Jorge was Puerto rican


Them fighting words....
Merry Christmas Jorge
I swear that spanky dude sounds like Larry root half the time... And if anyone believes a word SM says is a idiot...
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


You forgot democrats...


9,11,12,13&27. Got Democrats covered.....
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by heavywalker
and Cubans. grin


I always thought Jorge was Puerto rican


You have to check his shoes. Square toes, Cubano, pointy ones, PR. grin

Merry Christmas, Jorge!
Originally Posted by curdog4570
You are taking it for granted that Spanky even HAS a PM.

He ain't above whoring for attention himself, you know.


Bingo!
I
Originally Posted by Sycamore
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by heavywalker
and Cubans. grin


I always thought Jorge was Puerto rican


You have to check his shoes. Square toes, Cubano, pointy ones, PR. grin

Merry Christmas, Jorge!



He was in the Navy, don't they just go bare foot with knee pads?
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.

Updated


You left my blonde hottie I posted off the list. I'm hurt.
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
On one thread the dude is having a F'CKing heart attack and then there's this gem of a thread.

Where's the nekkid pics of his wife ???

The heart attack thread was 4 years old.
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by hunter01
So sorry for your loss. Prayers sent.


Good grief...


Look who it is. That explains it.
Originally Posted by 260Remguy
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

He did PM me with a very plausible explanation of why he has not replied.

Since it was a PM I will not post it. I hope he will post it. It may embarrass some but I doubt it.


Sociopaths always have a plausible explanation, it is likely that you are being played.


Spanky IS Claiborne's plaything.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
I
Originally Posted by Sycamore
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by heavywalker
and Cubans. grin


I always thought Jorge was Puerto rican


You have to check his shoes. Square toes, Cubano, pointy ones, PR. grin

Merry Christmas, Jorge!



He was in the Navy, don't they just go bare foot with knee pads?
Probably on a sub. you know 200 men go down 100 couples come up!!!
Originally Posted by ldholton
Originally Posted by gitem_12
I
Originally Posted by Sycamore
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by heavywalker
and Cubans. grin


I always thought Jorge was Puerto rican


You have to check his shoes. Square toes, Cubano, pointy ones, PR. grin

Merry Christmas, Jorge!



He was in the Navy, don't they just go bare foot with knee pads?
Probably on a sub. you know 200 men go down 100 couples come up!!!



He was a fighter pilot, SO I believe that would make him a pivot man
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


No blacks or Mexicans!?

Quick, somebody get Eyeball and/or Rockkinbar...
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
You got a nasty mouth for a "christian" Turnin' the other cheek an' whatnot.

http://biblehub.com/luke/6-29.htm



Did you even read the damn thread. I never once proclaimed to be anything Christian, atheist, or agnostic. Aces was the one bringing up prayers for SM's dad. Then he brings my kids into the conversation because I laughed at a joke about him. FFuck that. Got it Ffuck that. I never claimed to be Christian, or give a [bleep] about turning the other cheek. He can kiss me right between the two cheeks though.

I do notice, the hypocrite hasn't responded back though. You might want to rethink that whole nasty mouth Christian thing you brought up. I have never run a man's family down.

Do you understand now?


Clyde
This is more entertaining than anything on T.V.!!!
Originally Posted by wyoelk
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.

Updated


You left my blonde hottie I posted off the list. I'm hurt.


No one want's to make fun of that young lady, wyoelk....








Just HAVE fun with her, that's all.

Geno
Originally Posted by gitem_12
No in this case it's gueedo


OK, in the Christmas spirit, today it's "gueedo".

Geno
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by gitem_12
No in this case it's gueedo


OK, in the Christmas spirit, today it's "gueedo".

Geno



We spell it "gueedo" around here ad a derogatory against the jersey shore type...you know half retards
Originally Posted by BLG
I do notice, the hypocrite hasn't responded back though.


He is still after that damn sloth. You'll hear back, when the tracking job is completed.
Originally Posted by MojoHand
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


No blacks or Mexicans!?

Quick, somebody get Eyeball and/or Rockkinbar...


I got this,,, what does a fat white girl and a brick have in common?






Sooner or later both will get laid by a mexican.
You know the obit sounds like a real pillar of the community.

Anybody know if SM was adopted?
Originally Posted by RandyR
You know the obit sounds like a real pillar of the community.

Anybody know if SM was adopted?



Yea, that obit left out the sexual harassment convictions
Originally Posted by Steelhead
My work is complete yet again.





[Linked Image]
Has the killer made bail yet?

If the rancher shooting in Idaho has proven anything, it's that whatever the family says has GOT to be FACT.

You boys (Ace's, cur etc) should be saddled up to help Safariman, as he said his father was murdered.

If you read it on the internet and it's from the family side, it is 100% true.

Cops are covering this sheit up.
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Has the killer made bail yet?

If the rancher shooting in Idaho has proven anything, it's that whatever the family says has GOT to be FACT.

You boys (Ace's, cur etc) should be saddled up to help Safariman, as he said his father was murdered.

If you read it on the internet and it's from the family side, it is 100% true.

Cops are covering this sheit up.


Now we can add Cop Bashing to the list.
Well played.
Originally Posted by wyoelk
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors


Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.

Updated


You left my blonde hottie I posted off the list. I'm hurt.


In all fairness, I think the hottie you posted missed the criteria to be included in the "made fun of" category..... just sayin'
Which one was the hottie?
Originally Posted by poboy
Which one was the hottie?



[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors
Blacks
Mexicans
Victims of sexual assault/harassment
Facebook
Hottie's

Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


Updated to reflect another three pages of callous and unrepentant mocking
Ypu still forgot Cubans and Puerto Ricans
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors
Blacks
Mexicans
Victims of sexual assault/harassment
Facebook
Hottie's

Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


Updated to reflect another three pages of callous and unrepentant mocking


Mark has earned all of callous comments that can ever be posted. How can you have any respect for a person who attempts to leverage a parent's death for the sympathy value?
I'd like to see Kate Upton in that costume.
Originally Posted by MarlinMark
I'd like to see Kate Upton in that out of that costume.
wink
Originally Posted by 260Remguy
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors
Blacks
Mexicans
Victims of sexual assault/harassment
Facebook
Hottie's

Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


Updated to reflect another three pages of callous and unrepentant mocking


Mark has earned all of callous comments that can ever be posted. How can you have any respect for a person who attempts to leverage a parent's death for the sympathy value?
Or insurance policy value....
Originally Posted by MarlinMark
I'd like to see Kate Upton in that costume.

Then it would be a white Christmas for sure blush
All I can say is about SM, really glad he's not a LEO. Just took him seconds to convict who he thinks pushed his dad.

Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.




Ethics and anything involving Mark Claiborne aren't even in the same solar system


Post that schit up


No. Ask him.
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by poboy
Which one was the hottie?



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Merry Christmas to us all!
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

It is not ethical to post PMs without permission.


You're worried about being unethical in this thread??!!

So far we've made fun of:
A dead man
His family in mourning
Christians
God
Gays
Midgets/little people
Children
Old ladies
Retards
Aetheists
Hypocrites
Psychopaths
Sociopaths
Italians(gueedos)
Nurses
.270's
Ranchers
Christmas
Divorcees
People with multiple marriages
Sloths with big peckers
masons/secretive fraternal organizations
the elderly/old people
handicaps
cops
alcoholics
gullible people
People with "people"
Secret PM's
Angela Lansbury
Organ donors
Blacks
Mexicans
Victims of sexual assault/harassment
Facebook
Hottie's

Ethics are out the [bleep] door dumbass, post the PM so we can have a good laugh.


Your ethics may be out the door but mine aren't. No post without Mark's permission.
Well done Spanokopitas.
I wonder how many life insurance polices SM has on azzphalt. crazy

Thank you, I appreciate that. But for that simple statement:

Be assured you will get hounded and pounded by the cartel of cretins here that have naught to do but denigrate the Great Spanokopitas and others who threaten their tenuous grasp on reality.

May peace be upon you and yours.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Thank you, I appreciate that. But for that simple statement:

Be assured you will get hounded and pounded by the cartel of cretins here that have naught to do but denigrate the Great Spanokopitas and others who threaten their tenuous grasp on reality.

May peace be upon you and yours.


If you trust or believe in Mark, you're the one with a tenuous grip on reality. The guy lies and lies and lies some more, so if you get played, you only have yourself to blame, 'cause the truth has been shared.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

My kids are out the yard having a light saber fight, silent night, jedi knight.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Thank you, I appreciate that. But for that simple statement:

Be assured you will get hounded and pounded by the cartel of cretins here that have naught to do but denigrate the Great Spanokopitas and others who threaten their tenuous grasp on reality.

May peace be upon you and yours.




My god....I bet you jerk of in front of a mirror
Merry Christmas everyone! (Especially Miss Snow Globes)
Merry Christmas
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Merry Christmas everyone! (Especially Miss Snow Globes)


That reminds me, what does. 223AI mean?
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Thank you, I appreciate that. But for that simple statement:

Be assured you will get hounded and pounded by the cartel of cretins here that have naught to do but denigrate the Great Spanokopitas and others who threaten their tenuous grasp on reality.

May peace be upon you and yours.




Maybe you should re read that last sentence you typed...if that came from mark...well...what else would you expect him to say to his "Great Benefactor"????
Since it's not in the "PM" maybe the "Great Spanokopitas" could share with the fire just how much he/she is in the tank $ cash wise with Marks "FUNDRAISERS"...I know you'll feel duped & embarrassed, but you shouldn't...he's a con...that's what they do...

In case you hadn't noticed spanky, many who have defended him in the past, finally read through enough threads from the past, to finally see the light.
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Thank you, I appreciate that. But for that simple statement:

Be assured you will get hounded and pounded by the cartel of cretins here that have naught to do but denigrate the Great Spanokopitas and others who threaten their tenuous grasp on reality.

May peace be upon you and yours.




My god....I bet you jerk of in front of a mirror


He needs to go to the Doc. & get the colon checked for smoke damage...
Originally Posted by whelennut
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by poboy
Which one was the hottie?



[Linked Image]

Merry Christmas to us all!

TWINS!for my shipmate . . . Jorge
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Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
He needs to go to the Doc. & get the colon checked for smoke damage...


<snork>

I am not defending SM. I am simply stating the facts of my association with him.

Yes, I loaned him a small sum which he more than paid back.

I have had private communications with him the most recent of which was yesterday. I will not publish those communications (or any other private communications) unless I have specific permission.

When judging a person I go by my personal experience not herd mentality. Others here would do well to follow that rubric.

You see there is a small group of weasels here who pounce on anyone who does not exactly fit their dark lifescript. And, unfortunately there are many who don't have the brains to refute those weasels so they echo the garbage spewed by the few.
Spanky; Are you aware how many of "your people" have come over to "our side"?

BTW.... Merry Christmas.

Throw another log on the fire……...
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

I am not defending SM. I am simply stating the facts of my association with him.

Yes, I loaned him a small sum which he more than paid back.

I have had private communications with him the most recent of which was yesterday. I will not publish those communications (or any other private communications) unless I have specific permission.

When judging a person I go by my personal experience not herd mentality. Others here would do well to follow that rubric.

You see there is a small group of weasels here who pounce on anyone who does not exactly fit their dark lifescript. And, unfortunately there are many who don't have the brains to refute those weasels so they echo the garbage spewed by the few.


Record of fact presented by Court speaks volumes of Claiborne character... if you choose to align your self with con men who have been convicted of fraudulent business purposes not to mention that those same issues dealt with conning old people out of their savings, well quite possibly your character is no better than his


I had always figured when one spoke of Greek sex, it referred to one having a little "head" inserted up your rectum...apparently that just isn't the case in your instance
Maybe Spanokopitas was the same, used the same business practices as
SM. So all is good with him.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

When judging a person I go by my personal experience not herd mentality. Others here would do well to follow that rubric.

You see there is a small group of weasels here who pounce on anyone who does not exactly fit their dark lifescript. And, unfortunately there are many who don't have the brains to refute those weasels so they echo the garbage spewed by the few.


While this place may not be short on weasels, I think enough lies and screwing of the general membership has occurred by this one individual that any efforts to bring these actions to the attention of the other members would simply be classified as Crime Prevention.

It was self inflicted by SM by his very own actions. Repeatedly.

I personally don't GAF whether you post the PM or not.

If Mark had any self respect, integrity, or truth left in him, he would gladly come back and post facts that support what he has said and done... I know if it were me that was done any injustice, I damn sure would.

Have a Merry Christmas Spanky. But I think you'd enjoy it more if you opened your eyes a bit. wink
Originally Posted by Wtxj
Maybe Spanokopitas was the same, used the same business practices as
SM. So all is good with him.




Or... the man has not had the same issues with the OP and is just standing by his experiences.

The innuendo was a sly blow.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

I am not defending SM. I am simply stating the facts of my association with him.

Yes, I loaned him a small sum which he more than paid back.

I have had private communications with him the most recent of which was yesterday. I will not publish those communications (or any other private communications) unless I have specific permission.

When judging a person I go by my personal experience not herd mentality. Others here would do well to follow that rubric.

You see there is a small group of weasels here who pounce on anyone who does not exactly fit their dark lifescript. And, unfortunately there are many who don't have the brains to refute those weasels so they echo the garbage spewed by the few.


That is to say, more simply put, that you are a part of his con, but don't have the brains to see it, and choose to remain in denial of how you help SM cheat others.

Nice.
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gitem_12
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Thank you, I appreciate that. But for that simple statement:

Be assured you will get hounded and pounded by the cartel of cretins here that have naught to do but denigrate the Great Spanokopitas and others who threaten their tenuous grasp on reality.

May peace be upon you and yours.




My god....I bet you jerk of in front of a mirror


He needs to go to the Doc. & get the colon checked for smoke damage...


Hahahahaha! First laugh of the morning! Merry Christmas!
all you need to do is understand the concept of The Long Con. i know people who have run the con for decades and people defend them because they have never personally been screwed and may even have benefited. Sociopaths are usually pretty smart and will groom cohorts much like pedophiles groom victims. the bottom line is that eventually the grooming and con ends and the screwing begins. i have read enough about this particular individual to recognize what is going on. many "religious" people exhibit this behavior as do some insurance agents and financial advisers.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

I am not defending SM. I am simply stating the facts of my association with him.

]Yes, I loaned him a small sum which he more than paid back.


Which is all well and good, and also right and proper. But to do so in willful ignorance of his public record of fraud and deceit is is either deliberately disingenuous or outright collusion, amigo!

I too was reluctant to pounce on SoFarILieMan for some time, but after his braggart's post about ass-shooting that bear and inveigling a respected member into finishing his kill for him, I chose to look at the PUBLIC record of his frauds, and at that point all sympathy, Christian charity, and forebearance on my part ceased.

As for letting one's personal experience serve as the guiding light for one's opinion of a man: I know an old man quite well who, as a small boy, was delighted to have both Adolf Hitler and Herman Goering give him presents at Christmas at his parent's home in Berlin. He says they were delightful men and he was very fond of them, particularly "Uncle Herman".

Even a monster can be charming when he wants to be.

Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
I have had private communications with him the most recent of which was yesterday. I will not publish those communications (or any other private communications) unless I have specific permission.

When judging a person I go by my personal experience not herd mentality. Others here would do well to follow that rubric.


Damn strange use of the word "rubric". But hey, whatever works for you.

The Helsinki syndrome perhaps?
Originally Posted by rem141r
all you need to do is understand the concept of The Long Con. i know people who have run the con for decades and people defend them because they have never personally been screwed and may even have benefited. Sociopaths are usually pretty smart and will groom cohorts much like pedophiles groom victims. the bottom line is that eventually the grooming and con ends and the screwing begins. i have read enough about this particular individual to recognize what is going on. many "religious" people exhibit this behavior as do some insurance agents and financial advisers.


But spanky is super smart...besides he has these...

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The more you'll rail the more you prove my point.
To my understanding it never was much of a secret that once he had recovered from the transplant surgery and his new donor kidney was functioning properly, he was to undergo a second surgery to remove his original defective kidney(s).
It makes sense that that is likely what his surgery of a few days ago was for, as well as why he did not reply immediately.

Regarding the "herd mentality" comment, well beyond hearsay and innuendo, his official documented record as an insurance/annuity salesman is extremely revealing as to his personal scruples and integrity.

http://www.cbs.state.or.us/ins/admin_actions/actions_2011/producer_2011/10-02-005-p.pdf

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...The evidence also established that Mr. Claiborne made false statements, as well as an untimely response to the Division, including statements under oath, in an attempt to shield himself from liability for his conduct. His statements to investigators were often self-serving, contradictory, and contrary to all other available evidence. Given those false statements, the Division can have no assurance that Mr. Claiborne will fully cooperate with any future investigations that might arise. Mr. Claiborne has thus demonstrated a willingness to deceive other insurance companies, the Division, and most importantly, the consumers, to serve his own interests. Because the Division cannot rely on Mr. Claiborne to tell the truth, its ability to effectively regulate his conduct to protect consumers in the future will be severely restricted.
Given the evidence in this matter, the ALJ concluded that the appropriate sanction is revocation. ORS 744.074(1) allows the Division to revoke Mr. Claiborne‟s license. The Division takes seriously its responsibility to protect the public from unscrupulous licensees. Mr. Claiborne‟s license has already been suspended once for similar misconduct. (Ex. A1.) Given his prior discipline and level of misconduct at issue here, the Division finds that the only appropriate sanction is the revocation2 of Mr. Claiborne‟s license....
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

The more you'll rail the more you prove my point.


Oh? What point is that?

Let's here your point, and I'll be happy to provide you with ample evidence of Claiborne's true character. I know him far better than you and almost any others here.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

The more you'll rail the more you prove my point.


I felt the same as you until I got the last PM from him the other day...hell, I even offered to give him a kidney if it would be a good match...in the PM, he flat out lied about the "suspect" being in custody & when called out on it, he deflected by saying that the police had asked him to not comment on an ongoing investigation... there WAS no ongoing investigation & there was no "suspect" in custody...hint... (there was no murder)...getting on line & embellishing your fathers death by saying it was murder in order to solicit sympathy & or compassion is just too sad on too many levels.

Mark had always been straight up with me & we'd done a couple of deals face to face & I've been to his dads place a few times...but after reading this thread I started following the links...then I started using google...that's when the chit slinging on these threads started making sense, so I PM'd him...what I got in reply was EXACTLY what I expected...I'm just glad I FINALLY opened my eyes...the ass hole is a chitbag...


The 'ah ha moment' in action.
Originally Posted by JSTUART


The 'ah ha moment' in action.


Ah ha my ass...it was more like hoooleyyy chhiiitttt!!! WTF!!!
Well SM was on at 5:20 am guess he wanted to wish all a merry xmas
Originally Posted by Partsman
Well SM was on at 5:20 am guess he wanted to wish all a merry xmas


Sorry to disagree with you, but he was really scoping out the next victims for his next cyber scam and Christian simpathy attack.
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Originally Posted by MissouriEd

Sorry to disagree with you, but he was really scoping out the next victims for his next cyber scam and Christian simpathy attack.


Your version of the word "sympathy", in this instance was simply, masterful.
No one should have to make any excuses or disclaimers regarding Safariman
in order to express condolences and prayers to the family of a man's dead father,
without being attacked, mocked, and accused by a bunch of self righteous rounders
who know no bounds of human decency or when to shut up.

I'm not addressing anyone here in particular and some who I am, I still have a great deal of respect for.

Prayer's for us all, we all come up short.
- Pee Wee



You are certainly correct that no family should ever have part of them dishonesty and untruthful individuals that know no conscience in cyber and Christian scamming. I feel sorry for them and for my fellow 24CF brother and sisters that have endured his lies and scams for these oh so many years. And yes I have been the victim. Do I forgive, yes. Do I forget, NO. Do I fall short, Yes. And God will Judge me,

Go wag your keyboard and greater than thou attitude somewhere else,

Happy New Year,
Originally Posted by P_Weed
No one should have to make any excuses or disclaimers regarding Safariman
in order to express condolences and prayers to the family of a man's dead father,
without being attacked, mocked, and accused by a bunch of self righteous rounders
who know no bounds of human decency or when to shut up.

I'm not addressing anyone here in particular and some who I am, I still have a great deal of respect for.

Prayer's for us all, we all come up short.
- Pee Wee





Some of us come up short on purpose. Hell with them, I say.




P
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
You are certainly correct that no family should ever have part of them dishonesty and untruthful individuals that know no conscience in cyber and Christian scamming. I feel sorry for them and for my fellow 24CF brother and sisters that have endured his lies and scams for these oh so many years. And yes I have been the victim. Do I forgive, yes. Do I forget, NO. Do I fall short, Yes. And God will Judge me,

Go wag your keyboard and greater than thou attitude somewhere else,

Happy New Year,


+1
Merry Christmas everybody whistle
Merry Christmas!

Bah humbug! grin

Best part of christmas is the day after. Double Bah Humbug.

I have to chuckle at those who "forgive but not forget". That's not forgiving in my book and shouldn't be in anyone else's either.
Originally Posted by RDFinn
I have to chuckle at those who "forgive but not forget". That's not forgiving in my book and shouldn't be in anyone else's either.


If I forget what SM did that means I did not and will not learn from the experience. If I do not learn then I am thus likely to repeat and I surely don't want to do that. Do you not learn from your bad experiences?
Originally Posted by RDFinn
I have to chuckle at those who "forgive but not forget". That's not forgiving in my book and shouldn't be in anyone else's either.



Forgiving and forgetting are not one and the same, IMHO.
Originally Posted by gitem_12



My god....I bet you jerk of in front of a mirror


You mean that's not normal?
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by gitem_12



My god....I bet you jerk of in front of a mirror


You mean that's not normal?


Probably the reason Bruce got the boobs and left the dillywanger.
I can't believe yall let this stupid fuggin yankee stir you up so much.

Eff him !!
Originally Posted by RDFinn
I have to chuckle at those who "forgive but not forget". That's not forgiving in my book and shouldn't be in anyone else's either.


That's your opinion and definitely not mine. Look back in time and bring up some deed committed by somebody that you honestly forgave them for. Do you remember what the infraction was? Sure you do.

Forgiving and forgetting are not the same thing. I don't chuckle at you, I laugh at your statement.

Holding a grudge is something else. If you are guilty of that, then you haven't forgiven the offender.
I have never posted on the Safariman Debacle threads, mostly sit back and watch the show. I have been contacted by SM and he was very congenial and offered several times to host myself and anyone I would bring to Washington to stay with him and he would take us shooting.

I thought this was a nice gesture and though I never took him up on it, I thought it was real. He sent me a CD of his Gospel group and songs they sang, another nice gesture.

After all the drama and years of new kidneys, I am slow to learn, but must admit, I was duped into thinking he was a good guy.

If you look at his profile, he has a pretty impressive gallery of groupies that have attached themselves to his profile. I don't even understand what that is about or how they do it, but it is a distinguished list.

I saw this thread in it's infancy and immediately called Travis to see if he was on the Campfire. He wasn't but soon landed here with his usual insight. Now, about a week later, this thing has turned into a righteous mini-series 12 episode drama.

I will just add my 2 cents and say, I must have been beguiled by the same slick tongue and woe-is-me posting, thinking he was an unlucky fellow. Now I wonder who and what he really is, and whether or not he should sincerely be incarcerated or institutionalized.

Having lost a daughter to cancer, I can tell you the last thing I was thinking about, was to come to the Campfire and post about it. Seeing Mark do so within hours of his father's murder just doesn't compute. I was taken back by his cavalier attitude of his father's death, to post this joke of a thread, that alone smells worse than most of the rest of his deceptions.

This is a lie and maybe even a crime. I don't care what kind of a kidney transplant or new gun he needs, I will never believe anything he says, and this kind of attention to a lying cheat with all the chicken cackling for 80 pages demeans the Campfire just another notch...
Originally Posted by shrapnel
all the chicken cackling for 80 pages demeans the Campfire just another notch...


We have not yet begun to defile ourselves.

I read this pretty fast as I have a lot of original SM supporters, phased out…..
all the way back to Yallie.



I cannot abide poor judgement.
Tis sad, and a poor measure of a man.
Plus-one Shrapnel
Well said dude, people that have never interacted with SM are just posting to have a funny post.
There is no upcoming event, nor particular point in time, that will bring this thread to a conclusion, it will just have to get so boring to the participants that they abandon it.

That will cue Claiborne to post something which will give it new life.

Might as well make it a sticky.
I can't for the life of me understand why he keeps trotting this stuff out here. He must really enjoy getting publicly ridiculed, that's all I can figure. I can't imagine that there's anyone out here still buying this crap. This is one time where it would b a good thing Ric to just hook this pathetic excuse for a man and get him TF out of here.
Originally Posted by gophergunner
I can't for the life of me understand why he keeps trotting this stuff out here. He must really enjoy getting publicly ridiculed, that's all I can figure. I can't imagine that there's anyone out here still buying this crap. This is one time where it would b a good thing Ric to just hook this pathetic excuse for a man and get him TF out of here.



There will always be people out there that will "buy his crap". SM has been singing this song for years and there is always someone willing to pay the piper.
The only value SM has left here is "entertainment value."
Up
Originally Posted by gophergunner
I can't for the life of me understand why he keeps trotting this stuff out here. He must really enjoy getting publicly ridiculed, that's all I can figure. I can't imagine that there's anyone out here still buying this crap. This is one time where it would b a good thing Ric to just hook this pathetic excuse for a man and get him TF out of here.


Been wondering the same thing myself for quite some time.
Originally Posted by 260Remguy
Safariman quote:
Just being a part of the conversations here, like I have been doing for 10 years and almost 30,000 posts. I am not going away any time soon.
Safariman



For once, we'd be safe in betting the farm on Claiborne being true to his word.



Originally Posted by gophergunner
I can't for the life of me understand why he keeps trotting this stuff out here. He must really enjoy getting publicly ridiculed, that's all I can figure. I can't imagine that there's anyone out here still buying this crap. This is one time where it would b a good thing Ric to just hook this pathetic excuse for a man and get him TF out of here.


For the life of me, I can't figure out why the mods haven't given him a lifelong vacation.
this thread is just reflective of human nature. Kind of like a fenderbender on the freeway, and everybody slows down ten miles behind the crash to gawk at the scene.
Claiborne's best chance at redemption here on the Campfire is to con his way into a LEO job. He will instantly have a horde of BFF's.
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Claiborne's best chance at redemption here on the Campfire is to con his way into a LEO job. He will instantly have a horde of BFF's.


No, what he needs to do is TRULY find Jesus. Apparently the most miserable SOB's become wonderful men when they have no one left that will talk to them but Jesus.

Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by gophergunner
I can't for the life of me understand why he keeps trotting this stuff out here. He must really enjoy getting publicly ridiculed, that's all I can figure. I can't imagine that there's anyone out here still buying this crap. This is one time where it would b a good thing Ric to just hook this pathetic excuse for a man and get him TF out of here.


For the life of me, I can't figure out why the mods haven't given him a lifelong vacation.


Follow the money...
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Claiborne's best chance at redemption here on the Campfire is to con his way into a LEO job. He will instantly have a horde of BFF's.


No, what he needs to do is TRULY find Jesus. Apparently the most miserable SOB's become wonderful men when they have no one left that will talk to them but Jesus.



Steelhead is correct professing to live a chritian life and actually doing so are not one and the same. Actions speak louder than words, no need to broadcast your goodness.
Been over a week now and this is the closest thing I've seen so far to a funeral home obituary announcement for Safariman's father.
No mention of actual funeral or memorial services, scheduled or pending.
Reckon they're postponing everything until investigation/autopsy results are concluded in order to appease Safariman's foul play suspicions/theories.
IIRC the newspaper story someone posted in this thread earlier said an investigation could take weeks.

http://reicherts-fun-cremserv.tributes.com/dignitymemorial/obituary/Byron-Claiborne-103127082
Has the murderer been caught yet?
Or has he made bail yet?
I wonder who's watching over his dads place...are the drunks/druggies still there?


Caught, yes, apprehended, no...
Extradition and all...... Those jurisdictional details to be worked out..
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Claiborne's best chance at redemption here on the Campfire is to con his way into a LEO job. He will instantly have a horde of BFF's.


You continue to set a new standard for inanity equal to SM's humility.


mike r
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by deerhunter5555
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Mark messaged me yesterday. I had given him a chance to explain himself, and what he said more of the same bullschidt. I asked him why no public record, in newspaper or otherwise is available regarding this alleged murder and he never answered the question. He wanted my phone number to send me pictures of his father after the attack, which I found rather macabre. The last thing I want this swindler to have is my phone number.


I'm not one to normally do this...but under the circumstances...

campfire pm
Link no workie


Deleted....

I asked for the perps name...was told ..."I am being told not to disclose a name, as there are two prime suspects who live at the building. The investigation is continuing." ...I replied that...."I thought you posted that a suspect had been arrested?" He replied..."One has, to the best of my knowledge. The discovery of all of this has not been my first priority on my whirlwind trip down and back. My siblings who live down there and who are the POA's and Successor trustee are keeping me out of the loop here a bit regarding the investigation to prevent me from excorsizing the kind of rebuke and revenge that I would be so likely to mete out if I knew for certain that ________________ did this deed. They are doing their best to keep ME out of prison for severely beating - likely unto death - a man who is merely a suspect until the courts find him guilty or not.

As I proccess thier dire warnings, I have decided to let the system and courts play this one out, for now."


I've met Mark a couple times....been to his dads place a few times & met some of his childhood friends...they all seemed like decent people to me...and all the deals I've done with him have been fair & square...I never read all of the notorious threads, but did read bits & pieces back when they were originally posted...that said...I'm still sitting here shaking my head in disbelief... Bizarre is a mild description of what I've learned about him in this thread...


Quote
My siblings who live down there and who are the POA's and Successor trustee...


Considering his track record with financial matters, this particular statement he made in the above quote Middlefork_Miner said he received via PM from Safariman sure does in my view imply how trustworthy his family feels he would be given the oppertunity.
Quote
I am not going away any time soon.


To jail or from the website??
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Or has he made bail yet?


He probably refused bail, seeing as how jail is the only thing protecting him from a severe beating- likely unto death.
Originally Posted by dassa
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Or has he made bail yet?


He probably refused bail, seeing as how jail is the only thing protecting him from a severe beating- likely unto death.


LOL...I know it would be impossible since Safariman is all that is man, BUT, wouldn't it be more than you could handle if it turned out the "Perp" was also the biggest man in his quartet and delivered some judicious kidney shots during the ruckus.
he took pics of his dad after the beating? and would send them to someone on the internet? unfuggen real. but then again i seem to remember him taking pics of some poor woman who was on her deathbead and posting them here too. it was macabre and shocking and a complete invasion of her privacy. there is something seriously, seriously wrong with this dude.
I have been following the SM threads since my recent subscription to the fire in Jan 2009.

I don't remember ever responding to any of the threads, until now, because I have an aversion to "piling on" and dropping "f-bombs" on people, even those culprits who are probably deserving.

When I first saw the title of this thread on day one, I immediately opened it and was astonished at the claims SM was making. However, my red flag went up, when just minutes after announcing his father had been murdered, he went to video of him and his father singing gospel music, and then pointing out his specific position on the video ("I'm on the far right"} which drew attention to him and was a sort of self-aggrandation about himself . . . and he had just witnessed the murder of his father?
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by gophergunner
I can't for the life of me understand why he keeps trotting this stuff out here. He must really enjoy getting publicly ridiculed, that's all I can figure. I can't imagine that there's anyone out here still buying this crap. This is one time where it would b a good thing Ric to just hook this pathetic excuse for a man and get him TF out of here.


For the life of me, I can't figure out why the mods haven't given him a lifelong vacation.


Because this thread alone has generated over 88K page views, and advertising revenue is generated by page views.
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Luke 6:43



the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... whistle

From at least 1997 through the present, Defendant Claiborne has subjected female tenants of the subject properties to discrimination on the basis of sex, including severe, pervasive, and unwelcome sexual harassment. Such conduct has included, but is not limited to, unwanted verbal sexual advances; unwanted sexual touching; conditioning the terms and conditions of women's tenancy on the granting of sexual favors; entering the apartment of women tenants without permission or notice; threatening and taking steps to evict or take other adverse action against female tenants and prospective tenants when they refused or objected to his sexual advances; and refusing to permit women tenants to have overnight guests or imposing extra rental fees and restrictions on such guests while not placing such restrictions on overnight guests of male tenants.
And so what to do with all of this now? Well, as much as it is possible I would say to the things that I saw that hurt the most... THIS SIN STOPS HERE! NOW! NO MORE! SO HELP ME GOD! And I mean this, just as I have meant it every other time I have muttered it in the past and this has been often. And praise be to GOD for the wars and battles won so far! Many, many wins and More to come!

Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies. Some of you heard me even express this over the weekend. Forgive me, I shall do no such thing. My father would not have had it! I cannot and shall not do this as well (though you all know that I am quite capable) because "Vengence is MINE sayeth the Lord, I will repay" And if God can and has forgiven us for what WE did to HIS son..... No, I must forgive. God please help me. And may we find out that this event was, indeed an accident. Even though it does not look as one right now. Accident or not, I must forgive and leave the rest to the only true and righteous judge.
LOVE for God and family expressed by how I spend my time and my money
Originally Posted by Partsman
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Luke 6:43



the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... whistle

From at least 1997 through the present, Defendant Claiborne has subjected female tenants of the subject properties to discrimination on the basis of sex, including severe, pervasive, and unwelcome sexual harassment. Such conduct has included, but is not limited to, unwanted verbal sexual advances; unwanted sexual touching; conditioning the terms and conditions of women's tenancy on the granting of sexual favors; entering the apartment of women tenants without permission or notice; threatening and taking steps to evict or take other adverse action against female tenants and prospective tenants when they refused or objected to his sexual advances; and refusing to permit women tenants to have overnight guests or imposing extra rental fees and restrictions on such guests while not placing such restrictions on overnight guests of male tenants.


Now THAT'S an obituary!
Byron was born on October 20, 1936 and passed away on Friday, December 18, 2015.
Byron was a resident of Auburn, California.
Safari Man quitting the fire and his scams is akin to quitting smoking.

"It's easy, I've done it a thousand times."
Where's the nekkid pics of his wife ? grin
Originally Posted by Partsman
Originally Posted by FOsteology
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Luke 6:43



the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... whistle

From at least 1997 through the present, Defendant Claiborne has subjected female tenants of the subject properties to discrimination on the basis of sex, including severe, pervasive, and unwelcome sexual harassment. Such conduct has included, but is not limited to, unwanted verbal sexual advances; unwanted sexual touching; conditioning the terms and conditions of women's tenancy on the granting of sexual favors; entering the apartment of women tenants without permission or notice; threatening and taking steps to evict or take other adverse action against female tenants and prospective tenants when they refused or objected to his sexual advances; and refusing to permit women tenants to have overnight guests or imposing extra rental fees and restrictions on such guests while not placing such restrictions on overnight guests of male tenants.


Seems like integrity is the fabric of family with the Claibornes. smile
Originally Posted by Partsman
And so what to do with all of this now? Well, as much as it is possible I would say to the things that I saw that hurt the most... THIS SIN STOPS HERE! NOW! NO MORE! SO HELP ME GOD! And I mean this, just as I have meant it every other time I have muttered it in the past and this has been often. And praise be to GOD for the wars and battles won so far! Many, many wins and More to come!

Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies. Some of you heard me even express this over the weekend. Forgive me, I shall do no such thing. My father would not have had it! I cannot and shall not do this as well (though you all know that I am quite capable) because "Vengence is MINE sayeth the Lord, I will repay" And if God can and has forgiven us for what WE did to HIS son..... No, I must forgive. God please help me. And may we find out that this event was, indeed an accident. Even though it does not look as one right now. Accident or not, I must forgive and leave the rest to the only true and righteous judge.
LOVE for God and family expressed by how I spend my time and my money


Is that really a quote from Mark?
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Partsman
And so what to do with all of this now? Well, as much as it is possible I would say to the things that I saw that hurt the most... THIS SIN STOPS HERE! NOW! NO MORE! SO HELP ME GOD! And I mean this, just as I have meant it every other time I have muttered it in the past and this has been often. And praise be to GOD for the wars and battles won so far! Many, many wins and More to come!

Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies. Some of you heard me even express this over the weekend. Forgive me, I shall do no such thing. My father would not have had it! I cannot and shall not do this as well (though you all know that I am quite capable) because "Vengence is MINE sayeth the Lord, I will repay" And if God can and has forgiven us for what WE did to HIS son..... No, I must forgive. God please help me. And may we find out that this event was, indeed an accident. Even though it does not look as one right now. Accident or not, I must forgive and leave the rest to the only true and righteous judge.
LOVE for God and family expressed by how I spend my time and my money


Is that really a quote from Mark?



Looks like it is excerpts from SM's Facebook rant.
Yep
uh-oh
Originally Posted by The_Yetti
Originally Posted by 4ager
Originally Posted by Partsman
And so what to do with all of this now? Well, as much as it is possible I would say to the things that I saw that hurt the most... THIS SIN STOPS HERE! NOW! NO MORE! SO HELP ME GOD! And I mean this, just as I have meant it every other time I have muttered it in the past and this has been often. And praise be to GOD for the wars and battles won so far! Many, many wins and More to come!

Forgiveness. I had to ad this one after I had typed all the rest, it is the hardest for me right now. This dad was very good at, but for me even as I type this I am having to deal with my own desire to squeeze the very life out of his attacker while watching him and making him look into my eyes as he dies. Some of you heard me even express this over the weekend. Forgive me, I shall do no such thing. My father would not have had it! I cannot and shall not do this as well (though you all know that I am quite capable) because "Vengence is MINE sayeth the Lord, I will repay" And if God can and has forgiven us for what WE did to HIS son..... No, I must forgive. God please help me. And may we find out that this event was, indeed an accident. Even though it does not look as one right now. Accident or not, I must forgive and leave the rest to the only true and righteous judge.
LOVE for God and family expressed by how I spend my time and my money


Is that really a quote from Mark?



Looks like it is excerpts from SM's Facebook rant.


Miss Lynn copied the entire thing from his Facebook post and pasted it here in this thread with a link to it several days ago.
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbth..._My_father_was_just_murdere#Post10796843
Originally Posted by Bristoe
uh-oh


Yep...ramblings on a quantum physics scale...or maybe a jug of shine.
That's almost an exact copy of the seven pages of "look at me, I'm a Christian" ramblings he sent me Dec 2013.

Actual conduct is a long way from the morality he espouses.
This should be considered to be a private matter....and not broadcast all over the friggin internet!!
Did you all catch the "(and you know I'm quite capable)" part? Is this guy a severely compromised kidney patient or Rowdy Roddy Piper?

John
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Claiborne's best chance at redemption here on the Campfire is to con his way into a LEO job. He will instantly have a horde of BFF's.


Right on!
Originally Posted by john843
Did you all catch the "(and you know I'm quite capable)" part? Is this guy a severely compromised kidney patient or Rowdy Roddy Piper?

John


Rowdy Roddy Piper died a few weeks ago...

g
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Claiborne's best chance at redemption here on the Campfire is to con his way into a LEO job. He will instantly have a horde of BFF's.


Clairborne better meets your requirements for BFF (and in your case that doesn't mean Best Friends Forever) as he has attended Campfire hunts, which you continually throw out as some kind of qualifier, so sounds like the kind of MAN who would be welcome around your fire, but even he probably has standards.
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Claiborne's best chance at redemption here on the Campfire is to con his way into a LEO job. He will instantly have a horde of BFF's.


Clairborne better meets your requirements for BFF (and in your case that doesn't mean Best Friends Forever) as he has attended Campfire hunts, which you continually throw out as some kind of qualifier, so sounds like the kind of MAN who would be welcome around your fire, but even he probably has standards.



Heheheheheheheh...

Maybe safari was a chronic drunk too. Old cur and safari could really bond then.

Just imagine all the big and important stories that would come from those two sitting next to each other at the bar.

Dink
toss Dink in the mix and you'd need chest waders.....
Originally Posted by huntsman22
toss Dink in the mix and you'd need chest waders.....


Lol....I know you like cur. I believe it's because you a lot in common.

But should a short man really make a wader comment?.....

Dink
you don't 'know' what you 'believe'.
Originally Posted by DINK
Originally Posted by huntsman22
toss Dink in the mix and you'd need chest waders.....


Lol....I know you like cur. I believe it's because you a lot in common.

But should a short man really make a wader comment?.....

Dink


An ignorant man should not make an intelligent statement and you didn't.

Are you Dink or Gittem?
Could someone provide a citation to this quote? Claireborne is a somewhat common name. If this is not Mark Claireborne (aka Safariman) why promulgate it?

From at least 1997 through the present, Defendant Claiborne has subjected female tenants of the subject properties to discrimination on the basis of sex, including severe, pervasive, and unwelcome sexual harassment. Such conduct has included, but is not limited to, unwanted verbal sexual advances; unwanted sexual touching; conditioning the terms and conditions of women's tenancy on the granting of sexual favors; entering the apartment of women tenants without permission or notice; threatening and taking steps to evict or take other adverse action against female tenants and prospective tenants when they refused or objected to his sexual advances; and refusing to permit women tenants to have overnight guests or imposing extra rental fees and restrictions on such guests while not placing such restrictions on overnight guests of male tenants.

Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Could someone provide a citation to this quote? Claireborne is a somewhat common name. If this is not Mark Claireborne (aka Safariman) why promulgate it?

From at least 1997 through the present, Defendant Claiborne has subjected female tenants of the subject properties to discrimination on the basis of sex, including severe, pervasive, and unwelcome sexual harassment. Such conduct has included, but is not limited to, unwanted verbal sexual advances; unwanted sexual touching; conditioning the terms and conditions of women's tenancy on the granting of sexual favors; entering the apartment of women tenants without permission or notice; threatening and taking steps to evict or take other adverse action against female tenants and prospective tenants when they refused or objected to his sexual advances; and refusing to permit women tenants to have overnight guests or imposing extra rental fees and restrictions on such guests while not placing such restrictions on overnight guests of male tenants.



If you were paying attention, you would see where this is from previously linked to legal documents.
General reply to post,

over 92,000 views,
1521 replies,

This dude must be really important.

Geno

For some reason I come back to see if there's anything "new" here. Mostly, I'm losing.
It is the Claiborne legacy, should be chiseled into their headstones.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Could someone provide a citation to this quote? Claireborne is a somewhat common name. If this is not Mark Claireborne (aka Safariman) why promulgate it?

From at least 1997 through the present, Defendant Claiborne has subjected female tenants of the subject properties to discrimination on the basis of sex, including severe, pervasive, and unwelcome sexual harassment. Such conduct has included, but is not limited to, unwanted verbal sexual advances; unwanted sexual touching; conditioning the terms and conditions of women's tenancy on the granting of sexual favors; entering the apartment of women tenants without permission or notice; threatening and taking steps to evict or take other adverse action against female tenants and prospective tenants when they refused or objected to his sexual advances; and refusing to permit women tenants to have overnight guests or imposing extra rental fees and restrictions on such guests while not placing such restrictions on overnight guests of male tenants.



If you were paying attention, you would see where this is from previously linked to legal documents.


Pardon his mistake, his "people" were on vacation for the holidays, it's hard to read everything when you are on your own!

So my people missed it. I mean 153 pages and someone misses something? BFD. I'm not going to fire anyone.

Meanwhile could I please have the citation?

What was the resolution? Was he found guilty? If so what was the sentence?

Lot of unanswered questions here.

Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Could someone provide a citation to this quote? Claireborne is a somewhat common name. If this is not Mark Claireborne (aka Safariman) why promulgate it?

From at least 1997 through the present, Defendant Claiborne has subjected female tenants of the subject properties to discrimination on the basis of sex, including severe, pervasive, and unwelcome sexual harassment. Such conduct has included, but is not limited to, unwanted verbal sexual advances; unwanted sexual touching; conditioning the terms and conditions of women's tenancy on the granting of sexual favors; entering the apartment of women tenants without permission or notice; threatening and taking steps to evict or take other adverse action against female tenants and prospective tenants when they refused or objected to his sexual advances; and refusing to permit women tenants to have overnight guests or imposing extra rental fees and restrictions on such guests while not placing such restrictions on overnight guests of male tenants.


Go back to the beginning and reread.

IIRC, that's from the link Steelhead found references Byron, Claiborne (aka murdered guy) - Safariman's father.


Try and keep up, jackhole. smile
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

So my people missed it. I mean 153 pages and someone misses something? BFD. I'm not going to fire anyone.

Meanwhile could I please have the citation?

What was the resolution? Was he found guilty? If so what was the sentence?

Lot of unanswered questions here.




http://www.justice.gov/crt/housing-and-civil-enforcement-cases-documents-480

http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Byron-Claiborne/500855970

http://www.bizjournals.com/sacramento/stories/2002/05/20/daily22.html

Newspaper article on the death of Byron Claiborne, Safariman's father.-

http://www.thepresstribune.com/arti...lman%E2%80%99s-death-under-investigation

Having perused the above links they seem to refer to a "Bryon" Claireborne.

Is not the person in discussion for the last 153 pages named Mark Claireborne?

What am I missing?
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Having perused the above links they seem to refer to a "Bryon" Claireborne.

Is not the person in discussion for the last 153 pages named Mark Claireborne?

What am I missing?


Wow.

No wonder Greece is such an economic mess.

Who do you think died in the OP?
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Having perused the above links they seem to refer to a "Bryon" Claireborne.

Is not the person in discussion for the last 153 pages named Mark Claireborne?

What am I missing?


Only the facts.

Nothing unusual for you though.

Mark's father, of course. But what is being expounded here is that Mark's father's sins (whatever, if any, they may be) are being attributed to Mark.

Please explain.
Mark lied, again.

That is the gist of it.
You haven't been paying attention for the past 8+ years. The apple hasen't fallen far from the tree.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Having perused the above links they seem to refer to a "Bryon" Claireborne.

Is not the person in discussion for the last 153 pages named Mark Claireborne?

What am I missing?


What you're missing is the obvious.

It's ,,, B-Y-R-O-N ..... C-L-A-I-B-O-R-N-E,... not, Bryon and not, Claireborne.

I strongly suggest you reread and recheck your spelling and the spelling of the name in the links posted.

Did mark post again on this thread? Better yet, did he hang pics of AA's knockers?
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
What am I missing?

Much. Very, very much.
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
What am I missing?

Much. Very, very much.


We can make a list for you. I'll start with:

1. Brain
Typical Safariman drama. So the old man pulled a William Holden, had a fainting spell and on the way down hit the edge of a table/counter and morted himself, so the con-man tries to turn it into a murder. He's a dangerous loser with no shame or morals and is obviously trying to curry favor to mitigate his upcoming legal mess.
Originally Posted by Mac84
Did mark post again on this thread? Better yet, did he hang pics of AA's knockers?


Hey SF !!!

Get 'em up there,boy!!! grin

You've proved yourself to be the fool so please continue by all means.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Having perused the above links they seem to refer to a "Bryon" Claireborne.

Is not the person in discussion for the last 153 pages named Mark Claireborne?

What am I missing?



Off hand...probably about thirty IQ points.

So was the man who died and the man named in the harassment case one and the same? If so how is that relevant to the OP?
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

So was the man who died and the man named in the harassment case one and the same? If so how is that relevant to the OP?


Given the OPs history of lying, cheating, conning, and fraud... Most figure it out.

Still awaiting the "point" you claim to be proving, though I doubt you have one.

That you are still not even looking at Mark's history is also rather telling.
Originally Posted by JSTUART


Off hand...probably about thirty IQ points.


grin grin
gunsales
Harleys
operations
kidneys
classified ripoffs
camper post op recovery
murder
dad the perv landlord
insurance scams
world class safari hunts
didn't he shoot a water cistern also

anything else?????



this guy has a jammed packed life
needs to get the dragon voice program and write a book.
You forgot bankruptcy fraud, likely tax fraud, solicitation of felony firearm transfers (passing off a C&R as an O1, interstate sales/ receipt of handguns without going through an FFL, violations of Washington state firearms laws, etc.), and several court cases in Walla Walla for failure to pay debts owed. Likely more than that, too.
Oh, and an ass shot bear that then someone else had to kill, and failure to follow game laws on that debacle.
Yeah, but he always did right by Spano, so that's all that matters.
Thanks for posting that, Joken.

In the interest of fairness (not to Safariman, who's been outed), but to his father, I have seen a "Consent Order" like that (although not in a federal court), that a friend had to sign to avoid thousands in attorney fees.

He had a rental property open.

It was a walk-up, no steps.

He took out an ad in the paper which had the usual terms, but he added the phrase: "No steps, perfect for an older person."

The paper tried to warn him but he wouldn't listen.

Prosecuted by some City look-busy EEO department, I believe, for discrimination, preferring older people.

Nobody complained, apparently these a$$holes are paid to read the classifieds to drum up business.

Had to hire an attorney. Then he had a choice.

Pay attorney at least $5K, and probably lose anyway; or

Sign a "Consent Order" never to do that again, and get (hello USSR) *retraining* to prevent future occurrences.

He actually had to attend classes, taught by the SAME A$$HOLES AT THE CITY THAT PROSECUTED HIM. The gist of the classes was: Next time let the paper write the ad, idiot.

So, it *may* be that economic reasons, rather than facts, resulted in a settlement.

Posted out of courtesy for a guy I didn't know that can't defend himself.

And no, SAFARIMAN, I'm not takin up for you, A$$HOLE, SO DON'T PM me askin for $.

Or sympathy.

Or $ AND sympathy.

Or $ OR sympathy.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

So was the man who died and the man named in the harassment case one and the same? If so how is that relevant to the OP?


Yes....It's relevant because Mark made it relevant in posting what a saint his father was...(reread the op)...the entire op was nothing short of a lie...other than the fact his father died...
geuss I just scratched the surface on sm

wonder if he will ever post again on here

maybe he oughta get in touch with some of you guys and mend some fences




bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!
Originally Posted by FlaRick
Yeah, but he always did right by Spano, so that's all that matters.


And he'll continue to do right by Spanky...till he doesn't.

Con is short for confidence....it's the way that game works.
Originally Posted by renegade50
gunsales
Harleys
operations
kidneys
classified ripoffs
camper post op recovery
murder
dad the perv landlord
insurance scams
world class safari hunts
didn't he shoot a water cistern also

anything else?????



this guy has a jammed packed life
needs to get the dragon voice program and write a book.



If I may - and, still my favorite....... cool
Originally Posted by safariman
Between the poison in my system from my failing kidneys and the constant barrage of painkillers my cognition is also suffering and this causes me great distress as my IQ at one time was 148









and also could qualify for inclusion as a member of the mensa society with a 140 and above IQ

wow.......................

hahahahahaaa!!!!!
Originally Posted by renegade50
maybe he oughta get in touch with some of you guys and mend some fences


I've read this thread with great interest since it was posted.

I have never directly talked to SM in any regard so I think I can look at it a bit objectively.

First, what son who isn't a complete asshat wouldn't want to "saintify" his father immediately after an untimely death

and given the unexpected and immediacy of the death, I also believe its easier (although though not entirely rational) to suspect foul play.

My wife's father died unexpectedly several years ago and one of her sisters was convinced, his devoted wife who more or less worshiped this man poisoned him. It came out of left field and it was motivated by the shock and grief she was experiencing. Calmer heads prevailed and she realized how off the reservation her thought processes were.

It would seem to me given the history of SM's rather colorful life - when drama doesn't come naturally, its created artificially - that perhaps he lacks those calmer heads prevailing in his life to keep him within the lanes.

Given SM's history here, as soon as I read the thread title, I strongly suspected this thread would eventually go in this direction - knowing that after a day or so of internet digging by forum members, the online information most likely wouldn't match the narrative provided in the OP.

Did you [not] also read his Facebook post? Which told a completely different tale?
"he lacks those calmer heads"

He lacks much more than that.
Originally Posted by Raeford
Did you [not] also read his Facebook post? Which told a completely different tale?


no, I'm not *that* interested - and to be honest, I've been hit or miss with reading the posts on this thread after it got to about 20 pages - even though its very entertaining, I have a hard time staying in the weeds when there is this much detail - especially as this has happened while I am on extended vacation

Originally Posted by KFWA
Originally Posted by Raeford
Did you [not] also read his Facebook post? Which told a completely different tale?


no, I'm not *that* interested - and to be honest, I've been hit or miss with reading the posts on this thread after it got to about 20 pages.



Hope you didn't miss the cat-fight or midgets! wink
LOL

the midget gif was saved to my hard drive. I have to hang on to that for future reference.

I got bits and pieces of the catfight. I'm not sure what started it - calling the hospital maybe? and I have no idea how it ended.
[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by SKane



If I may - and, still my favorite....... cool
Originally Posted by safariman
Between the poison in my system from my failing kidneys and the constant barrage of painkillers my cognition is also suffering and this causes me great distress as my IQ at one time was 148











It looks like it is more like 14.
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
[Linked Image]


That's just funny as hell!
Originally Posted by renegade50
gunsales
Harleys
operations
kidneys
classified ripoffs
camper post op recovery
murder
dad the perv landlord
insurance scams
world class safari hunts
didn't he shoot a water cistern also

anything else?????



this guy has a jammed packed life
needs to get the dragon voice program and write a book.


Yes. Gospel Singer of no small reknown.
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by renegade50
gunsales
Harleys
operations
kidneys
classified ripoffs
camper post op recovery
murder
dad the perv landlord
insurance scams
world class safari hunts
didn't he shoot a water cistern also

anything else?????



this guy has a jammed packed life
needs to get the dragon voice program and write a book.


Yes. Gospel Singer of no small reknown.

She-ite,
How many of YOU bastids on here have written a Christian Heavy Metal Rock Opera?

Written, Produced, Directed, Built, Filmed and Starring.......Yourself.





P.S.
Wanna buy an annuity?

Don't need no annuities, but I am lookin for an uber avalanche.
Originally Posted by Raeford
Don't need no annuities, but I am lookin for an uber avalanche.

With or without the mounted-on-plastic winch?

Probably not so uber without the winch.
Don't forget the "illegal concealed carry in Illinois".
Don't forget the 2 Bankruptcies
and pimping his wife to gun advertisers
What? Nothing new from this jackwad? Think maybe he finally figured out that he and his Uber BS is no longer wanted here?
After all that braggin' he could post a few pics of the old lady.
Originally Posted by 12344mag
After all that braggin' he could post a few pics of the old lady.


I've seen enough of his ole lady in the pics. he posted, not impressed...
I didn't see them. Look like this?

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by renegade50
gunsales
Harleys
operations
kidneys
classified ripoffs
camper post op recovery
murder
dad the perv landlord
insurance scams
world class safari hunts
didn't he shoot a water cistern also

anything else?????



this guy has a jammed packed life
needs to get the dragon voice program and write a book.


Yes. Gospel Singer of no small reknown.
Forgot the bear shot in the ass and hauled out with almost a mile of winch cable grin
One thing for sure, God is patient. Had I been him, I would have struck safariman dead long time ago. I can't believe a person would stoop low enough to claim his dad was murdered, and truthfully he just passed due to health problems. I'd be in great fear of karma.
Yep, losing ones parent is horrible as it is, but to announce it in such a way as was done, well I just have to shake my head.

And his wife even lists her occupation as mental health, she of all people should be able to help the man

They are quite well off now if you can believe what she wrote herself, or at least alludes to things being better.
And he has posted about buying more stuff and such.

"It's called a significant work promotion Remguy. Hard work pays off, or at least it did with my employer. Not just a significant pay increase, but a great benefit package. Dedication, hard work, and the grace of God... smile"
Originally Posted by Partsman
Yep, losing ones parent is horrible as it is, but to announce it in such a way as was done, well I just have to shake my head.
....

So do I...there is a real disconnect with reality to post such stuff online.
This four-five year journey that most of us have witnssed here has been all about attention, the crazier the posting the better, in his thinking.

Very sad. It isn't normal by any stretch.
I can't believe this is still going !!!
Originally Posted by tzone
Originally Posted by SKane



If I may - and, still my favorite....... cool
Originally Posted by safariman
Between the poison in my system from my failing kidneys and the constant barrage of painkillers my cognition is also suffering and this causes me great distress as my IQ at one time was 148











It looks like it is more like 14.
must have been grading on a curve with other insurance people
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
[Linked Image]



LOL


Classic
Originally Posted by mudhen
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by renegade50
gunsales
Harleys
operations
kidneys
classified ripoffs
camper post op recovery
murder
dad the perv landlord
insurance scams
world class safari hunts
didn't he shoot a water cistern also

anything else?????
Don't forget his daughter & the big black guy that was going to breed their own football team.Trouble is ,she gave it to the black & he never came back.


this guy has a jammed packed life
needs to get the dragon voice program and write a book.


Yes. Gospel Singer of no small reknown.
Forgot the bear shot in the ass and hauled out with almost a mile of winch cable grin
Originally Posted by broomd
Originally Posted by Partsman
Yep, losing ones parent is horrible as it is, but to announce it in such a way as was done, well I just have to shake my head.
....

So do I...there is a real disconnect with reality to post such stuff online.
This four-five year journey that most of us have witnssed here has been all about attention, the crazier the posting the better, in his thinking.

Very sad. It isn't normal by any stretch.
Broomd, I think u r exactly right. Makes me think he didn't receive enough attention as a child or something .
Originally Posted by fredhorace77
Originally Posted by broomd
Originally Posted by Partsman
Yep, losing ones parent is horrible as it is, but to announce it in such a way as was done, well I just have to shake my head.
....

So do I...there is a real disconnect with reality to post such stuff online.
This four-five year journey that most of us have witnssed here has been all about attention, the crazier the posting the better, in his thinking.

Very sad. It isn't normal by any stretch.
Broomd, I think u r exactly right. Makes me think he didn't receive enough attention as a child or something .


Yeah, Dear Old Dad was too busy tapping tenents.
any updates on SM being arrested for insurance fraud yet?
Last on line Christmas.
Maybe he's in jail for bankruptcy fraud?
Or just reading and not logging in.
Franco still dead?
Very sorry for your loss
Originally Posted by ironbender
Maybe he's in jail for bankruptcy fraud?


Been over three months now since their bankruptcy case was ordered reopened for examination.

https://www.docketalarm.com/cases/W...ark_B_Claiborne_and_Sherri_Claiborne/#q=

Appears that in lieu of the $99 monthly full membership fee, individual documents of the proceedings can be had for $4 each.

https://www.docketalarm.com/pricing/
Originally Posted by wildfowl
Very sorry for your loss



REALLY!!!!
Does no one read the postings, and see what is going on?

Some people go through life missing a lot. crazy
Originally Posted by wildfowl
Very sorry for your loss



Are you talking about His Father or His Decency?
Originally Posted by KEVIN_JAY
Originally Posted by wildfowl
Very sorry for your loss



Are you talking about His Father or His Decency?


laugh

BOOM!
Holy chit, unbelievable. I think he is playing some kind of sick game with folks on the Fire. No one is dumb enough to think such a lie would go uncovered.

Originally Posted by safariman
For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home or business and hiring them to work on cars, do filing or other office work etc. in hopes of introducing them to the Lord and helping them get a new start with a new life. Most folks, as one would guess, continued in old ways after getting cleaned up and sobered up a bit, but at least they had a chance, and some were able to make the transition into sober and productive lives.

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.

He has always known that doing this, having what used to be called derelicts in his home carried with it inherent danger, but believed that the danger was worth the possability of introducing folks to Christ Jesus and to a more responsible and prosperous way of life through hard work and new life guidlines. He had much, much patience with these mostly men and often gave them chance after chance in hopes of seeing a life reclaimed, restored and re built.

But, the worst case scenario has just happened in our life.

One of his ranch home tennant/workers, a violent man when drunk, came home to the house he shared with my father and an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed or possibly my fathers refusla to this time advance him pay so that he could go back to bar hopping. We do not know. What we do know is that my father, who was a pacifist and never before in his life made a fist, died with scarred up knuckles, bleeding in his stomach from a blow, and his head busted open, skull crack badly and bleeding in his brain throughout after having his head smacked into the stone work kitchen countertop where my dad made so many meals for the men he was trying to help.

I was called when dad was found by another tenenat and taken by ambulance to the local hospital. Dad never regained conciousness or spoke but I and my siblings spoke to him, prayed with him and sang to him in hopes that he was hearing us.

I was with my dad at 12:09 when, after being off of the ventilator for just a few moments as he had instructed to be done in his health care directive he was birthed into eternity and into the arms of his waiting savior.

Some of you here have met my father on hunting trips or other events, I thought that you and my freinds here would want to know.

I am very broken hearted here, obviously, but am relieved to know that my dad is now without pain and is joyous, seeing the BIG picture and knowing that I and others he left behind will be there with him in not very long from his new perspective of seeing things on an eternal scale.

I must now try to focus on this eternal scale and our time here is SO short in comparison.

My father sang Southern Gospel music full time in the 50's and 60's, and it was from him that I learned to love this music and learned to sing. Dad and his groups recorded many albulms and traveled extensively througout the USA singing the good news of forgiveness of sins and a NEW LIFE through the marvelous love of God and grace through the cleansing blood of Jesus. Dad started the Western States Quartet convention in the early 60's and put me up on stage at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964 (I was 4!) to sing all four verses of "Jesus loves me". I am told by old family freinds that I nailed it.... smile

Dad also taught me the insurance business through which I took care of a family of five as the only income producer for the entirety of my children's growing up years. To do this on 100% commission sales is quite a testament to many things he taught me. Mostly to be confident, resilient, strong and 'make good things happen' i.e. be the force and world changer. Dad was also a city councilman in our home town of Roseville California (I am here now as I type) and past president of two different Rotary Clubs and the local Toastmasters.

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.

Maybe he's finally dead?

Keep an eye out for AsshatAngel. Might need to pass the hat...




Dave
Originally Posted by Scott F
Last on line Christmas.


One could hope.




Clark
Originally Posted by deflave
AsshatAngel.


Too Funny
Well he was on about a half hour ago.
Holy Jeebuz people!

Talking about a murder/crime scene here - "Please don't touch anything".

How about a real outfit like Scotland Yard Vs. some of the fictitious TV sleuths offered so far?

Originally Posted by add
Holy Jeebuz people!

Talking about a murder/crime scene here - "Please don't touch anything".

How about a real outfit like Scotland Yard Vs. some of the fictitious TV sleuths offered so far?



I don't think Oregon is in their jurisdiction.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by add
Holy Jeebuz people!

Talking about a murder/crime scene here - "Please don't touch anything".

How about a real outfit like Scotland Yard Vs. some of the fictitious TV sleuths offered so far?



I don't think Oregon is in their jurisdiction.
You two deserve each other.
Originally Posted by RickyD
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by add
Holy Jeebuz people!

Talking about a murder/crime scene here - "Please don't touch anything".

How about a real outfit like Scotland Yard Vs. some of the fictitious TV sleuths offered so far?


I don't think Oregon is in their jurisdiction.



You two deserve each other.


Often times the killer returns to the crime and makes accusations!
Fyi,,,

[Linked Image]

Still dead
I have something to say on this, but I think I'll wait several months before posting it.
Does anyone know when his granddad died? I heard he died of kidney disease when he was fifty-one years old.
Originally Posted by Ringman
Does anyone know when his granddad died?


At this juncture, may I suggest ancestry.com for The Safariman's full tree.

Originally Posted by Partsman
Well he was on about a half hour ago.


How did you find that out?
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Originally Posted by Partsman
Well he was on about a half hour ago.


How did you find that out?
There are only two questions: who could possibly care, and why. Take the highroad and turn away from this train wreck.
Originally Posted by RickyD
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Originally Posted by Partsman
Well he was on about a half hour ago.


How did you find that out?
There are only two questions: who could possibly care, and why. Take the highroad and turn away from this train wreck.
Exactly. My God, why do we need to revive this? What's next? Discussion on the disappearance of the Lindbergh baby? Hike your skirts up and find something else to gossip about ladies.
Originally Posted by add
Originally Posted by Ringman
Does anyone know when his granddad died?


At this juncture, may I suggest ancestry.com for The Safariman's full tree.




I would guess His Family Tree is shaped more like a Wreath.
Originally Posted by RickyD
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Originally Posted by Partsman
Well he was on about a half hour ago.


How did you find that out?
There are only two questions: who could possibly care, and why. Take the highroad and turn away from this train wreck.


Wait till trump takes office & starts making "executive decisions"..."the campfire" is gonna see a deluge of old posts...
Originally Posted by RickyD
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
[quote=Partsman]Well he was on about a half hour ago.


Take the highroad...


That DickyR, always about taking "the highroad".
shocked
Originally Posted by add
Holy Jeebuz people!

Talking about a murder/crime scene here - "Please don't touch anything".

How about a real outfit like Scotland Yard Vs. some of the fictitious TV sleuths offered so far?



why in the hell would you want to revive this thread????

bored or something?
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by add
Holy Jeebuz people!

Talking about a murder/crime scene here - "Please don't touch anything".

How about a real outfit like Scotland Yard Vs. some of the fictitious TV sleuths offered so far?



why in the hell would you want to revive this thread????

bored or something?
It's just how insufferable internet idiots roll.
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Originally Posted by RickyD
Originally Posted by MissouriEd
Originally Posted by Partsman
Well he was on about a half hour ago.


How did you find that out?
There are only two questions: who could possibly care, and why. Take the highroad and turn away from this train wreck.
Exactly. My God, why do we need to revive this? What's next? Discussion on the disappearance of the Lindbergh baby? Hike your skirts up and find something else to gossip about ladies.

+++
I would also like to oppose any further posting on this thread.




Dave
And I mean it.




Clark
I'm not fugking around.

Stop it.




Travis
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm not fugking around. Stop it. Travis


NO! We must explore the depths of dumbassitude, juvenile thought patterns, immaturity, and lack of a life amongst the folks on the Campfire!

CARRY ON!

Ed
Originally Posted by deflave
I would also like to oppose any further posting on this thread.




Dave


how's the presidential campaign coming?

planned to do a write in for ya on the Oregon ballot...

you're registered as a democrat, right?
https://www.docketalarm.com/cases/W...5/Mark_B_Claiborne_and_Sherri_Claiborne/
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm not fugking around. Stop it. Travis


NO! We must explore the depths of dumbassitude, juvenile thought patterns, immaturity, and lack of a life amongst the folks on the Campfire!

CARRY ON!

Ed


Stop bumping this.




Dave
Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by deflave
I would also like to oppose any further posting on this thread.




Dave


how's the presidential campaign coming?

planned to do a write in for ya on the Oregon ballot...

you're registered as a democrat, right?


One of the issues I'll be running on is the opposition to bumping this thread.



Clark


OH SHNAP!



Travis

Interesting that the judge in this case was a bankruptcy lawyer here in Yakima in the late eighties. He handled my Chapter 12. Haven't seen or heard of him since until now.
While we're bumpin' old threads remember this train wreck!
This is a tragic situation. We all empathize with you. Sorry to hear this terrible news.
Let it die.
Originally Posted by deflave


Stop bumping this.




Dave


That's what she said?
Originally Posted by djs
This is a tragic situation. We all empathize with you. Sorry to hear this terrible news.


GFY
Originally Posted by Dave_Skinner
Let it die.


who is the dumbphuk that brought it up again?
Of all the crap azz threads that could have been bumped, why this one.....???
Originally Posted by djs
This is a tragic situation. We all empathize with you. Sorry to hear this terrible news.


God, you're an idiot.
On my "Understand Cain" T-Shirts do you think the Cain should be in Pink for Breast Cancer Awareness?
Bump
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Originally Posted by Dave_Skinner
Let it die.


who is the dumbphuk that brought it up again?
WTF John? laughing
can't describe my sorrow for your family.......
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Originally Posted by Dave_Skinner
Let it die.


who is the dumbphuk that brought it up again?


...........
Umm read. His dad wasn't murdered it was all ascam
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Originally Posted by Dave_Skinner
Let it die.


who is the dumbphuk that brought it up again?


See here: https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...lt-action-found-estate-sale#Post12356487
holy cow Batman, this thread should be so dead it would stink..... oh wait! it did and does stink
Originally Posted by TOPCATHR
can't describe my sorrow for your family.......


Have you read the entire thread yet? If not, let me give you the Reader's Digest version;

Mark Claiborne, aka "Safariman" is a serial liar and has no sympathy from me nor anyone else here due to his dishonest dealings with innocent people.

Oh, and his father wasn't murdered, much less even dead when he began this thread.

Ed
LOL, Just when I thought the week was winding down. This ain't gonna end pretty.
Originally Posted by APDDSN0864
Originally Posted by TOPCATHR
can't describe my sorrow for your family.......


Have you read the entire thread yet? If not, let me give you the Reader's Digest version;

Oh, and his father wasn't murdered, much less even dead when he began this thread.

Ed


[Linked Image]
Hope ya’ catch the fuggers!
Reads like someone shot another bear in the azz again.
~bump~
MAN! I am so sorry to read this.
It hits me in the guts hard.

I pray for Jesus to give you healing and joy in the midst of this horrid event. Only the security and joy that comes from God Himself can overcome and beat back the sorrow of something this bad. But God is good and eternity is a long time. Joy everlasting is what true Christians have promised to them.
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
~bump~

why?
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
~bump~

why?

My question, exactly!
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
~bump~

why?

Community service.
Uh--oh....

I didn't read any of the posts following the 1st one.
There are 79 pages, and I thought folks were just expressing their sympathy.

There seems to be "more to it" doesn't there.

Pray for Edwards..............


or send him tires.
Originally Posted by szihn
Uh--oh....

I didn't read any of the posts following the 1st one.
There are 79 pages, and I thought folks were just expressing their sympathy.

There seems to be "more to it" doesn't there.



Just a bit.............
Originally Posted by cisco1

Pray for Edwards..............


or send him tires.

Too tired for that...
Classic Campfire fodder for sure.
Do we really need to dredge this up and give him more bandwidth? Man, there must be some really bored folks out there. Just let this die, guys.
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Do we really need to dredge this up and give him more bandwidth? Man, there must be some really bored folks out there. Just let this die, guys.


Winter doldrums.
Originally Posted by szihn
MAN! I am so sorry to read this.
It hits me in the guts hard.

I pray for Jesus to give you healing and joy in the midst of this horrid event. Only the security and joy that comes from God Himself can overcome and beat back the sorrow of something this bad. But God is good and eternity is a long time. Joy everlasting is what true Christians have promised to them.


YEAH! Dawg! Wat HE said.... HOOO-LEY JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaay-Men!

Mah gutz hurtz too... Maybe gas...
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Just let this die, guys.



What? Like his po daddy? Dead? Jes like dat????
Time for spring!
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
[quote=cisco1]
Pray for Edwards..............



Waste of knee time
Originally Posted by OMCHamlin
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Just let this die, guys.



What? Like his po daddy? Dead? Jes like dat????

Zactly!
Originally Posted by cisco1

Pray for Edwards..............


or send him tires.
I only run Michelin 10 plies...just sayin'
probably a bad time to bring up Roy Clark then.......
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
~bump~



Really. WTF. ?
Posted By: Muffin NSFanywhere - Hillary naked - 03/07/19
test....
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
~bump~



Why?
Originally Posted by szihn
Uh--oh...There seems to be "more to it" doesn't there.



Ya think??!!
Originally Posted by rem141r
probably a bad time to bring up Roy Clark then.......


Why, sumtin happen to Ol Roy?
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Do we really need to dredge this up and give him more bandwidth? Man, there must be some really bored folks out there. Just let this die, guys.

Oh! C'mon, man! This is a Campfire Classic! Someday Rick is going to create a "Classic Threads" subforum & this is going to be in it! smile
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Do we really need to dredge this up and give him more bandwidth? Man, there must be some really bored folks out there. Just let this die, guys.


Agreed.

Again.

Next bump will be reported to Rick and I'm not joking.
Originally Posted by deflave

Next bump will be reported to Rick and I'm not joking.


This is no joking matter, the mans father is dead. And somehow Roy Clark may have been involved. Inquiring minds need to know.
Well
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by gophergunner
Do we really need to dredge this up and give him more bandwidth? Man, there must be some really bored folks out there. Just let this die, guys.


Agreed.

Again.

Next bump will be reported to Rick and I'm not joking.
Well then, I'm sure not gonna bump it again.
Originally Posted by Hammer2506
Well
Cistern.
Anybody need an annuity?
I gotta guy.
Two Safariman bumps in one forum...........? Somebody has a man crush.
Christ, can we get spring soon?!
Condolences.
Let it die. Hes a crook and a sinner.

Otoh, he never pushed for the overthrow of our nation like some of the paramours of the dark forces of evil we deal with here daily. Some who sneakily act as our friends and support those who are working to take our 2A away and take our tax money and give to illegal aliens and support those who give them the vote.
Geeeezzzz Lllaaaawwweeezzzz When Stinky Stick doesn't come around for a while, you guys really go nutso finding something to bitcht about.
Anus
Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
These is gonna be a 20 page Schit show


Rong. frown wink
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Let it die. Hes a crook and a sinner.

Otoh, he never pushed for the overthrow of our nation like some of the paramours of the dark forces of evil we deal with here daily. Some who sneakily act as our friends and support those who are working to take our 2A away and take our tax money and give to illegal aliens and support those who give them the vote.



Now that he is gone you are pushing TRH hard for the KOTY. Don't ever change a thing.


mike r
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Anus



starfish



mike r
jfc not this [bleep] again, his dad didnt get murdered, He's a lying thieving son of a bitch. lets keep him gone from here
Originally Posted by lvmiker
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Let it die. Hes a crook and a sinner.

Otoh, he never pushed for the overthrow of our nation like some of the paramours of the dark forces of evil we deal with here daily. Some who sneakily act as our friends and support those who are working to take our 2A away and take our tax money and give to illegal aliens and support those who give them the vote.



Now that he is gone you are pushing TRH hard for the KOTY. Don't ever change a thing.


mike r


Sorry, mike, but i belive in Jesus Christ. Cant help it . Get over it. Or, dont get over it. grin
Cermalube?

Geno
[Linked Image]
The pool pic. Love it. Hahahahahaha
How many more "prayers sent" posts will be made by people who read safariasshole's OP, and nothing else?
Originally Posted by shootAI
The pool pic. Love it. Hahahahahaha



What is the significance?
Did SM stand on Dad's O2 hose? Won't waste my time reading the whole thing. Rusty
Prayers sent....
Any of your father's guns for sale??


whistle
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
Any of your father's guns for sale??


whistle




laugh
I like the pool pic too!


[Linked Image]
P
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Let it die. Hes a crook and a sinner.

Otoh, he never pushed for the overthrow of our nation like some of the paramours of the dark forces of evil we deal with here daily. Some who sneakily act as our friends and support those who are working to take our 2A away and take our tax money and give to illegal aliens and support those who give them the vote.



Sinner!!!! Lol
Originally Posted by lvmiker
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Anus



starfish



mike r

And the hotdog flavored water
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by cisco1

Pray for Edwards..............


or send him tires.
I only run Michelin 10 plies...just sayin'

And six of ‘em. Pm me for free tires size
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Anybody need an annuity?
I gotta guy.

He only works with elderly that are legally blind and he reads them ALL THE FINE PRINT
Bump 🤣🤣🤣
Damn, can't dead dogs be left lying?
Originally Posted by 700LH
Damn, can't dead dogs be left lying?


Sometimes it's fun to turn around and run em over again.
Originally Posted by 700LH
Damn, can't dead dogs be left lying?



Not if there's an extensive murder investigation going in! smile
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by 700LH
Damn, can't dead dogs be left lying?



Not if there's an extensive murder investigation going in! smile



Was his old man named J.R. Ewing by chance?
Like a dam train wreck.
Don't wanna look,
But just can't resist.
Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Like a dam train wreck.
Don't wanna look,
But just can't resist.


'Bout like every other thread here.
somebody needs to dig up that photoshopped avalanche running over the old people pic. i laughed my ass off on that.
Well this brings back memories.Funny ones!
Sorry to hear this. Things are tough these days. He was trying to make things better. Prayers for you and your family. At least he is in good hands now.
Originally Posted by rem141r
somebody needs to dig up that photoshopped avalanche running over the old people pic. i laughed my ass off on that.

I agree.
Originally Posted by Dixie_Dude
Sorry to hear this. Things are tough these days. He was trying to make things better. Prayers for you and your family. At least he is in good hands now.


Good Lord
Originally Posted by mirage243
Originally Posted by Dixie_Dude
Sorry to hear this. Things are tough these days. He was trying to make things better. Prayers for you and your family. At least he is in good hands now.


Good Lord

*The Good Lord has left the chat*
Let us rest in peace.
This is always a solid choice for a bump.
Sorry for your loss. Prayers
Only on the phuching internet
I miss that Sonuvabitch!
Post the Uberlaunch.
safariman,
What a sweet,caring,beautiful Tribute to your Dad.
Sounds like you had the kind of relationship with your Dad like I did with mine.
Yours is a Tribute any Father would be proud of.
Very sorry for you’re loss.
I bet the whole story is BULLCHIT!
JFC guys are still falling for it. Gotta love the Fire.
Originally Posted by AKCHOPPER
I bet the whole story is BULLCHIT!


Of course it is but it was also the story that inspired his hit single “ Life Insurance Lullaby”
Originally Posted by AKCHOPPER
I bet the whole story is BULLCHIT!


Gee, ya think??
Originally Posted by Fenton
safariman,
What a sweet,caring,beautiful Tribute to your Dad.
Sounds like you had the kind of relationship with your Dad like I did with mine.
Yours is a Tribute any Father would be proud of.
Very sorry for you’re loss.




Wanna buy an annuity?
There was some first class entertainment here when Safariman went of his meds. Or started using mushrooms, not sure which. But it was entertaining!

Its a 6 year old thread someone plucked back up...

Apparently something not to his liking must be going on in Safariman's world now as after having his Facebook page fully viewable by everyone for years he's all of a sudden changed it to viewable only by approved friends. Only one photo of the Gospel quartet he's a member of and a couple of old posts remaining now when it was loaded with photos and recent posts not long ago. It's just not like him to not have the attention of the biggest audience possible.
Originally Posted by bamagun01
Sorry for your loss. Prayers


C'mon man!
Originally Posted by safariman
For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home or business and hiring them to work on cars, do filing or other office work etc. in hopes of introducing them to the Lord and helping them get a new start with a new life. Most folks, as one would guess, continued in old ways after getting cleaned up and sobered up a bit, but at least they had a chance, and some were able to make the transition into sober and productive lives.

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.

He has always known that doing this, having what used to be called derelicts in his home carried with it inherent danger, but believed that the danger was worth the possability of introducing folks to Christ Jesus and to a more responsible and prosperous way of life through hard work and new life guidlines. He had much, much patience with these mostly men and often gave them chance after chance in hopes of seeing a life reclaimed, restored and re built.

But, the worst case scenario has just happened in our life.

One of his ranch home tennant/workers, a violent man when drunk, came home to the house he shared with my father and an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed or possibly my fathers refusla to this time advance him pay so that he could go back to bar hopping. We do not know. What we do know is that my father, who was a pacifist and never before in his life made a fist, died with scarred up knuckles, bleeding in his stomach from a blow, and his head busted open, skull crack badly and bleeding in his brain throughout after having his head smacked into the stone work kitchen countertop where my dad made so many meals for the men he was trying to help.

I was called when dad was found by another tenenat and taken by ambulance to the local hospital. Dad never regained conciousness or spoke but I and my siblings spoke to him, prayed with him and sang to him in hopes that he was hearing us.

I was with my dad at 12:09 when, after being off of the ventilator for just a few moments as he had instructed to be done in his health care directive he was birthed into eternity and into the arms of his waiting savior.

Some of you here have met my father on hunting trips or other events, I thought that you and my freinds here would want to know.

I am very broken hearted here, obviously, but am relieved to know that my dad is now without pain and is joyous, seeing the BIG picture and knowing that I and others he left behind will be there with him in not very long from his new perspective of seeing things on an eternal scale.

I must now try to focus on this eternal scale and our time here is SO short in comparison.

My father sang Southern Gospel music full time in the 50's and 60's, and it was from him that I learned to love this music and learned to sing. Dad and his groups recorded many albulms and traveled extensively througout the USA singing the good news of forgiveness of sins and a NEW LIFE through the marvelous love of God and grace through the cleansing blood of Jesus. Dad started the Western States Quartet convention in the early 60's and put me up on stage at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964 (I was 4!) to sing all four verses of "Jesus loves me". I am told by old family freinds that I nailed it.... smile

Dad also taught me the insurance business through which I took care of a family of five as the only income producer for the entirety of my children's growing up years. To do this on 100% commission sales is quite a testament to many things he taught me. Mostly to be confident, resilient, strong and 'make good things happen' i.e. be the force and world changer. Dad was also a city councilman in our home town of Roseville California (I am here now as I type) and past president of two different Rotary Clubs and the local Toastmasters.

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.


Surprised he didnt try a go fund me scam outta this.
LOL!!!
I haven't went back and looked at his posts, but to the best of my recollection, this thread was really his swan song here on the 'fire. I only recall him posting a few more times after this one. IIRC, right before this some folks from here tracked down a bunch of stuff he was involved in legally and posted it here and also called to the attention of some authorities.
Sice mark left here, hes had open heart surgery and a kidney transplant that went very well. Him and his wife still ride their harleys. I talk with him quit often.
Originally Posted by sandpit
Sice mark left here, hes had open heart surgery and a kidney transplant that went very well. Him and his wife still ride their harleys. I talk with him quit often.
Why?
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by sandpit
Sice mark left here, hes had open heart surgery and a kidney transplant that went very well. Him and his wife still ride their harleys. I talk with him quit often.
Why?


Annuity residuals.
Originally Posted by RS308MX
There was some first class entertainment here when Safariman went of his meds. Or started using mushrooms, not sure which. But it was entertaining!

He was a cold stone JUNKIE!
Originally Posted by sandpit
Sice mark left here, hes had open heart surgery and a kidney transplant that went very well. Him and his wife still ride their harleys. I talk with him quit often.


LOLZ
Even the good die young. A worthy but risky endeavor. Condolences
Originally Posted by sandpit
Sice mark left here, hes had open heart surgery and a kidney transplant that went very well. Him and his wife still ride their harleys. I talk with him quit often.



Well huh...wonder who ponied up with the kidney, and how much did safariman's operation cost them?


But most importantly, did safariman score a new Harley out of the deal.
Are payments accepted for the kidney?
So sad. Sorry for your loss.
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by sandpit
Sice mark left here, hes had open heart surgery and a kidney transplant that went very well. Him and his wife still ride their harleys. I talk with him quit often.



Well huh...wonder who ponied up with the kidney, and how much did safariman's operation cost them?


But most importantly, did safariman score a new Harley out of the deal.

Sounds like his cousin Vicky....again this is all BULLCHIT too.

Originally Posted by sandpit
Sice mark left here, hes had open heart surgery and a kidney transplant that went very well. Him and his wife still ride their harleys. I talk with him quit often.


Apparently you aren't too acquainted with his propensity to run scams on others. Like his African Safari outfitter business where he beat several members here out of thousands of dollars all the while praising the Lord... or his gun trading and selling schemes when he continually lied, falsified details, had no FFL, and again praised the Lord.

And then there was the time a local pizza restaurant where he lives ran a fund raiser for him to help with his kidney medical expenses and the whole time of the fund raiser he was logged on to the Campfire classified forums trying to trade for and/or buy guns and accessories. Also, at the very same time, his current wife was hospitalized getting treated for cancer.

Then there's his history of scamming elderly customers out of tens of thousands of dollars when he was in the insurance business. Although he wasn't licensed to sell annuities he did anyway and lied and lied time and again and still was praising the Lord every step of the way. He got busted for it more than once and eventually cost him his Oregon insurance license.

That's just the tip of the proverbial 'iceberg', too...there's plenty more...
I understand his history very well as ive known him for quite a while, i was letting you all know how he was doing. I didnt mean to start a problem
Originally Posted by joken2

Originally Posted by sandpit
Sice mark left here, hes had open heart surgery and a kidney transplant that went very well. Him and his wife still ride their harleys. I talk with him quit often.


Apparently you aren't too acquainted with his propensity to run scams on others. Like his African Safari outfitter business where he beat several members here out of thousands of dollars all the while praising the Lord... or his gun trading and selling schemes when he continually lied, falsified details, had no FFL, and again praised the Lord.

And then there was the time a local pizza restaurant where he lives ran a fund raiser for him to help with his kidney medical expenses and the whole time of the fund raiser he was logged on to the Campfire classified forums trying to trade for and/or buy guns and accessories. Also, at the very same time, his current wife was hospitalized getting treated for cancer.

Then there's his history of scamming elderly customers out of tens of thousands of dollars when he was in the insurance business. Although he wasn't licensed to sell annuities he did anyway and lied and lied time and again and still was praising the Lord every step of the way. He got busted for it more than once and eventually cost him his Oregon insurance license.

That's just the tip of the proverbial 'iceberg', too...there's plenty more...






But...but...he praised the Lord!


And they both scored Harleys to ride...and I just remembered the pool pictures...epic.
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/6415225/jorge-i


Safariman sockpuppet more than likely....
LMFAO!!!!
which moron here brought this dog's breakfast of post back up? Geez
Originally Posted by sandpit
I understand his history very well as ive known him for quite a while, i was letting you all know how he was doing. I didnt mean to start a problem


I don’t believe anyone actually gives a s hit how he’s doing.
Originally Posted by sandpit
Sice mark left here, hes had open heart surgery and a kidney transplant that went very well. Him and his wife still ride their harleys. I talk with him quit often.


we'll need to see the scars and hospital receipts along with video of alleged riding activities.


He was easily the tallest man in the operating room
Originally Posted by ironbender
How many more "prayers sent" posts will be made by people who read safariasshole's OP, and nothing else?

Just sayin.
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by ironbender
How many more "prayers sent" posts will be made by people who read safariasshole's OP, and nothing else?

Just sayin.

Really wonder if half of em are sarcastic,which they probably are from seeing the people making sone of the post👍😆

And the rest are truly aloof or dont know how to use the edit or delete option once they catch on.
Or actually believe the 1st thing they read.

🤔🤓🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
which moron here brought this dog's breakfast of post back up? Geez




Leave it to Sam to nail it. Well said
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
which moron here brought this dog's breakfast of post back up? Geez

Scroll back thru all those screens that say " you are ignoring this user" to the time of the post when it was BTT,d yesterday.
Untoggle it like you always do and find out, cause we know you are a peeker.
Like you dont know who it was already from untoggling.


Someone qoute this so the box turtle can see it.

Might take 4 or 5 of ya to do it before 1 hits that he aint got on ignore in his bubble boy world.....


Lol!!!
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
which moron here brought this dog's breakfast of post back up? Geez



A call out thread in a call out thread. Cool.
Originally Posted by renegade50

All the "pathetic" looks identical. Who can say for sure?
Originally Posted by RS308MX
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
which moron here brought this dog's breakfast of post back up? Geez



A call out thread in a call out thread. Cool.

it was more of an interrogative. laughing
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
which moron here brought this dog's breakfast of post back up? Geez


I did it fuqktard.
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
which moron here brought this dog's breakfast of post back up? Geez


You’re too stupid to read time stamps?

Or did you just need to cry a bit?
Originally Posted by mirage243
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
which moron here brought this dog's breakfast of post back up? Geez


I did it fuqktard.


LOL
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by mirage243
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
which moron here brought this dog's breakfast of post back up? Geez


I did it fuqktard.


LOL


He never saw any of that.
I guess it's safe to assume Mark and the authorities never found his old mans "murderer"? whistle
Originally Posted by FOsteology
I guess it's safe to assume Mark and the authorities never found his old mans "murderer"? whistle
Still looking for his murderer and Nicole's. Anybody wanna buy some OJ memorabilia?
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Originally Posted by luv2safari
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lol I would've changed my handle years ago, when safariman was around, had I been you. People still confuse youse two.

Originally Posted by HuntnShoot
Originally Posted by renegade50

All the "pathetic" looks identical. Who can say for sure?


The guaranteed telltale giveaway is how each spells the word, "professional"... The real Safariman, Mark Clayborne, always spells professional with 2 "ff"s and capitalizes the "P" = Proffessional --- It's a compulsion for him. He thinks it has greater impact capitalized and spelled with two fs, especially anytime he's talking about himself.
Originally Posted by sandpit
I understand his history very well as ive known him for quite a while, i was letting you all know how he was doing.


Congrats on the schitty company you keep.

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Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by luv2safari
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lol I would've changed my handle years ago, when safariman was around, had I been you. People still confuse youse two.


Snicker...

If they're that stupid I don't want anything to do with them.

I'll just continue being the Classy guy I've always been.


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Originally Posted by SKane
Originally Posted by sandpit
I understand his history very well as ive known him for quite a while, i was letting you all know how he was doing.


Congrats on the schitty company you keep.

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LMAO!!
Can you imagine how rich he is today?

With all the easy Covid scams he could have run all year - I'm thinking full on Teddy R type 30 day safaris, CVO Harleys and an Uberlanche with fresh paint.
I forgot how funny this thread was/is.
Some people will do anything, ta get a Jimmy Olsen scoop.
Originally Posted by SKane
Originally Posted by sandpit
I understand his history very well as ive known him for quite a while, i was letting you all know how he was doing.


Congrats on the schitty company you keep.

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Hahahahahahaaa!!!
Originally Posted by luv2safari


Snicker...

If they're that stupid I don't want anything to do with them.

I'll just continue being the Classy guy I've always been.


[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]





Well...at least you look happy.
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by luv2safari


Snicker...

If they're that stupid I don't want anything to do with them.

I'll just continue being the Classy guy I've always been.


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Well...at least you look happy.


Yupp...an sozz mah dawg.


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This thread?
Why u bring up this old dumpster fire ...?
Originally Posted by atvalaska
Why u bring up this old dumpster fire ...?

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...re-the-safariman-experience#Post17741134
Originally Posted by atvalaska
Why u bring up this old dumpster fire ...?

Cause it’s ph ucking funny as hell…
Originally Posted by mirage243
Bump 🤣🤣🤣
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Originally Posted by mirage243
Bump 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣
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Originally Posted by kolofardos
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The Qocknabber Quartet
Yep remember the con well, he even had a pizza joint doing a fund raiser for him.
Probably has a go fund me page now.
Who has the Asphalt Angel pool pic?
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https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...om-our-old-friend-safariman#Post14654975


"Where, when and how it all started (quite lengthy - multiple pages) : VERY beautiful full custom rifle, Mauser heart, in 7mm Mashburn Super. Pic HEAVY!

Excerpt from where it started to get real:"


Quote
Originally Posted By safariman
NW Rancher and I have dealt before, as buyer and seller several times and he is a good guy. I did not remember the offer to let him buy it back, but as soon as he called I honored the statement even though I do not remember making it. Fact is, I do not remember a lot of stuff from my pre renal failure years nor even much from during them. Been a little bit busy staying alive.

Plenty of folks here deal with me regularly. A known member here who does quite a bit of selling here just mailed me something today I commited to buy, without payment arriving. I just sent him his USPS MO. There are dozens of folks here who deal with me in this fashion, compared to maybe 1/2 dozen who like to try to firebomb my threads. Most of these posts, I ignore and so do the people who really know me and have dealt with me. I had several PM inquiries about this rifle, but am genuinely glad that NW Rancher is getting this back. To his home is where it belongs.

What do you have to say about your false statements regarding my real and true incoming medical bills, sir?

Originally Posted By 4ager
You want to talk false statements, Mark? Really? Fine. Let's talk false statements.

As to your bills: prove it. By doing so, you'll prove your own words about the entire procedure being fully covered for you and your cousin false, in addition to other things about that whole fiasco.

As for "dealing with you", I've got more experience "dealing with you" than anyone on this site other than your wife, and I'm just damned sick of it. So, let's talk false statements, Mark.

Let's talk about the false statements I have PERSONALLY seen and heard you make to prospective clients about insurance policies; misleading and intentionally false statements about how they worked (especially annuities), and whether they were the right fit. Let's talk about the false statements you tried to make in my presence, with MY LICENSE on the line, about securities that prospective clients held that you were never licensed to discuss in the first place.

The Oregon Insurance Bureau got it dead right; you scammed and conned old people regularly by lying to them, lying to the ridiculously schitty company you worked for, and lying to regulators. I know this, because I saw and heard you do it, and I tried repeatedly to get you to NOT do that. Unlike you, every deal I made with a client had to be completely vetted by me and by THREE other licensed financial advisers, none of whom you ever met and all of whom had their licenses on the line with every transaction. They had to be right, and I made sure of it. I have copies of every damned deal I ever did, as do they, and I handed all of those clients off to another licensed broker when I left that business, and they checked then to make sure that everything was kosher. You never did anything like that, because you couldn't. Go ahead and try to impugn that I was doing the same schit. You can try, but you know damned well it will be a lie and that I have the docs to prove it.

Now, let's talk about the false statements you've made in trying to (and sometimes succeeding in) getting people to send you firearms via the mail to your PO Box claiming that your C&R license was an 01 FFL. I've SEEN YOU do that, and there are several here that you tried to run that on.

While we are at it, let's talk about the Campfire Pig Hunt you went on that you tried to turn into your own gunshow; trying to trade into and out of guns that you didn't even own so you could turn a profit while the rest of the guys were there. There were SEVERAL people there that are still here that will attest to that. Hell, rattler won't even mention you by name after the schit you pulled there. Neither will ScottF for a myriad of reasons.

Let's keep going, shall we? Let's talk about the safari business you ran and what a schitshow that turned into and how you conveniently disappear whenever anyone asks about that, what you knew and when, and any type of compensation made to the guys that got screwed there.

Let's talk about the false statements you made to ME, PERSONALLY, regarding tax situations; i.e., the fact that you TWICE provided me and my accountant with false Tax ID numbers when I 1099'd you for services contracted during the few months that I was flying out to Washington, Oregon, and Idaho to try to establish a financial services business out there with your old clients. Let's talk about the fact that had my accountant not been on the ball about that, TWICE, that you would have managed to stick me with the tax bill for money paid to you, and that the IRS STILL doesn't have that filed under your name properly. And, yes, I have those documents, too.

You want to talk false statements, Mark? Great. Start with those. And, yes, I can back up every damn thing I just wrote and you know it.

I gave you every chance to correct your ways. I warned you about the firearms business you were running here without an FFL (and that only worked because you realized that the Feds were about to knock on your door). I have tried to hint at you changing you ways for long enough. You ran out of rope, and I've had it.

You want to know what God wants from you after giving you another chance at life, and you want to talk about false statements? Start there, Mark.

-Sean

Originally Posted By safariman
Well hello SEAN!

I still consider you a friend, and as such I am going to take your suggestion at the end of your comments quite seriously. I will be away from the 'fire for a while while I weigh all of this.And yes, I will be praying that God will, as the prophet said "Search me oh God, and see if there be any wicked way in me." I have been having this conversation with others as I prepare to embark on life, part two. Also the words here of Rick Menefee (Mark, do you see what you are doing here?") and a couple of others here.

There is an old saying "If one man calls you an ass, you can disregard it, if two or more do, start shopping for a saddle"

Then in the book of proverbs we are called fools if we disregard the council of a friend. I do not want to be a fool, or to be any longer seen as one who would be dishonest.

This stuff has to be fixed, and now.

I will be away from the campfire for some time, except to communicate with folks who I have deals pending with in PM's only.

I do not expect any one here to give me any room or credence to any of this, I will have to prove it. And, it will take time and experiences for you all to see. But I am going to work at this and seek wise council and input.

I am not angry, or mad, more contemplating than anything else.

I do have an awesome and amazing second chance at life here, got to do it right.

See ya'll a bit later. PM's welcome but I won't be posting for a while.

Blessings abundant,

MARK

Originally Posted By 4ager
You know, I had a bet running as to how you would respond when I posted what I did. Unfortunately, I won that bet. That post of yours is so much part of your MO that it's like a tattoo. When you are finally caught and can't get out of it, you pull the "I will take some time and pray to God to heal me" card. I've seen you do this time and again, and here you are pulling it once more. This flanking maneuver isn't a true reflection upon your actions, but a means for you to avoid addressing the real problems you have. If you can actually be sincere with yourself, you'd admit that.

Yes, you need some time away. A long time. That doesn't mean behind the scenes PM deals and "prayer sessions" with the Campfire "faithful". That means some serious time away; completely away. And, frankly, you need help. Not the "I will pray with my pastor" kind of help, but real, professional, psychiatric help from someone who isn't going to just "pray with you" and make you feel better because you have "sinned". You need someone who is going to diagnose you and treat you because you've got some very serious issues.

I've seen you pull the "I'm caught so I'll go away for a while" ruse and all you ever really hope for is that the person or people aggrieved will cool off, forgive, or forget. That doesn't address the problem, and on top of it all, it plays into your "well, I didn't really do anything wrong" mantra. This is how you treated insurance and compliance complaints, and why you still can't and won't admit that what Oregon busted you for is exactly what you did. And, you did it dozens, if not hundreds, of times over those few instances where you got caught. I know this, and you know this.

I've seen you pull the "I must pray to God to heal me" thing too many times to count. For many people, faith is a comforting thing and they use it to try to better themselves and to be better toward others. You, frankly, do not. You use it as a crutch and as a weapon. The crutch to absolve you of responsibility (i.e., "I am but a poor sinner; it's not my fault; God forgive me"), and the weapon to gain people's confidence and trust. The first time I saw you pray with an old person and then turn right around and try to convince them that a schitty annuity was the right fit for them, I couldn't believe it. After that, I saw it so often I knew that it was just part of your game. You found a weak spot in most people for their faith, and you exploited it through your own. You'll try to do that again when you come back here, if you don't go get some real help.

Coming back here, and even you being here, has been one of the biggest problems you've had. You have enough "prayer buddies" around here that you have always been able to find someone to buy your Christianity and stick up for you, and you've always been able to find someone to buy the next deal you throw out there. All you've ever needed was one person to validate to you that you didn't do wrong, no matter what you've done or to whom, and you'd carry right on.

I'm not a priest or pastor, nor am I a psychiatrist. Hell, I don't even play one on TV and I haven't stayed in a Holiday Inn Express in several years. Here's what I see, though, if I were to look at it from those perspectives.

You are a prideful, greedy man. That's two of the Seven Deadly Sins. Your pride won't allow you to admit your mistakes, your faults, or to truly seek any help. That feeds into your greed. You worked for many, many years and made several millions of dollars (think about how much commission you've made, and you know I'm right). Yet, you don't have schit to show for it. Why? Your pride made you always seek the flashiest junk out there, or the most boastful trips or hunts, and your greed kept you always wanting more. Hell, I've seen times when your wife's vehicle was in bad shape, your rent was due, and you had just tried to borrow money or get an advance, and yet you'd turn right around and pull out a wad of cash (rent money; your wife's vehicle repair money) to buy another gun. When you could have, and should have, saved money or paid bills you had due, you didn't. You took that money and you bought toys for yourself, and those toys are all you have left (and you still aren't getting rid of them because they are for you). You're doing that again here, and you have for years.

You've got some serious psychopathic, narcissistic tendencies. The psychopathy manifests itself in your ingrained aversion to the truth. You can't not tell a lie; it's just who you are. Your lies are always about how special you, or something you have, is or was (Pride, again). You NEVER show true guilt about the actions, only a reaction to being caught. This time is no different. Let's not even get into the shallow relationships all geared toward benefiting you in some fashion. You know damned well that's there.

The narcissism is obvious. Everything you do is always all about you. You're in a quartet, but you have to make sure you're the biggest one in it and you're the one that controls the CDs. Even in your church, and remember I've seen you there, too, was just a pool of potential clients or gun sales/buys or a means to gain access to hunting property. Vehicle choices, trips, tattoos, you name it - it has always been about you. Hell, even your "prayers" are about you: "heal me; take away the evil/sin; make be better; help me find the next deal; etc."

Mark, you need help. You need real, professional, psychiatric help. You don't just need a small break from here, or to go off and pray for a bit, or to sit back and read the Bible; you need help. Please, go get that help. Don't talk about. Don't come on here and say you are, or will, or have. Just go get that help and take a very long complete break from here.

If you do that, maybe God really will let you know what His plan was for you to have a few more years. Or, maybe that is simply His plan after all. Whatever it is, it starts with you getting some real, serious help.
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
This thread?
So why bring this s h I t back up?
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
This thread?
So why bring this s h I t back up?

To give us a break from the mind-dead link dropping/town crying?
Originally Posted by atvalaska
Why u bring up this old dumpster fire ...?

Because the gullible have short memories.
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
This thread?
So why bring this s h I t back up?

To give us a break from the mind-dead link dropping/town crying?

Houston2kghubts doesn’t even post the link.

Just repeats what Brian Kilmeade told him.

LOL
Dumb azz rubes fall for all types of stoopid schit on here all the time.
This thread is one example of the solid proof of it...
🤣🤣🤣

A picture of the atypical 24hr campfire dumb azz rube.
With the cock of dumbazz sticking outta it's forehead...

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🤣🤣🤣
Originally Posted by safariman
For all of his life, my dad has been taking in alcoholic and or drug addicted people into his home or business and hiring them to work on cars, do filing or other office work etc. in hopes of introducing them to the Lord and helping them get a new start with a new life. Most folks, as one would guess, continued in old ways after getting cleaned up and sobered up a bit, but at least they had a chance, and some were able to make the transition into sober and productive lives.

I have followed in his footsteps there but on a much smaller scale and with more care and safety built in as I have a wife and had children in my home much of my life.

He has always known that doing this, having what used to be called derelicts in his home carried with it inherent danger, but believed that the danger was worth the possability of introducing folks to Christ Jesus and to a more responsible and prosperous way of life through hard work and new life guidlines. He had much, much patience with these mostly men and often gave them chance after chance in hopes of seeing a life reclaimed, restored and re built.

But, the worst case scenario has just happened in our life.

One of his ranch home tennant/workers, a violent man when drunk, came home to the house he shared with my father and an argument ensued, most likely over money that was percieved as being owed or possibly my fathers refusla to this time advance him pay so that he could go back to bar hopping. We do not know. What we do know is that my father, who was a pacifist and never before in his life made a fist, died with scarred up knuckles, bleeding in his stomach from a blow, and his head busted open, skull crack badly and bleeding in his brain throughout after having his head smacked into the stone work kitchen countertop where my dad made so many meals for the men he was trying to help.

I was called when dad was found by another tenenat and taken by ambulance to the local hospital. Dad never regained conciousness or spoke but I and my siblings spoke to him, prayed with him and sang to him in hopes that he was hearing us.

I was with my dad at 12:09 when, after being off of the ventilator for just a few moments as he had instructed to be done in his health care directive he was birthed into eternity and into the arms of his waiting savior.

Some of you here have met my father on hunting trips or other events, I thought that you and my freinds here would want to know.

I am very broken hearted here, obviously, but am relieved to know that my dad is now without pain and is joyous, seeing the BIG picture and knowing that I and others he left behind will be there with him in not very long from his new perspective of seeing things on an eternal scale.

I must now try to focus on this eternal scale and our time here is SO short in comparison.

My father sang Southern Gospel music full time in the 50's and 60's, and it was from him that I learned to love this music and learned to sing. Dad and his groups recorded many albulms and traveled extensively througout the USA singing the good news of forgiveness of sins and a NEW LIFE through the marvelous love of God and grace through the cleansing blood of Jesus. Dad started the Western States Quartet convention in the early 60's and put me up on stage at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964 (I was 4!) to sing all four verses of "Jesus loves me". I am told by old family freinds that I nailed it.... smile

Dad also taught me the insurance business through which I took care of a family of five as the only income producer for the entirety of my children's growing up years. To do this on 100% commission sales is quite a testament to many things he taught me. Mostly to be confident, resilient, strong and 'make good things happen' i.e. be the force and world changer. Dad was also a city councilman in our home town of Roseville California (I am here now as I type) and past president of two different Rotary Clubs and the local Toastmasters.

I am SO very glad that I spent so much time with my dad. Taking him with me to Africa once, Alaska twice, a sales convention trip that I won in Puerto Rico, wild hog hunts so much more. I always tried to include him in whatever I was doing, I even took him cruising and street racing when I was a senior in High School. He was always welcome to be a part of every segment of my life. I told him I loved him often, huggesd him whenever I saw him, and I am now SO glad that I did these things. I have no regrets other than that the police got the perp before I could get my mitts on his sorry carcass. He (the murdering carcass that is in jail right now) should be very grateful today for the bars and guards that are surrounding him today.

I miss my dad, but it will not be for long, really.
9mm thru his noggin woulda been less messy..
Probably would have blown his lungs out also with that one shot.
The 9mm is the schit!!!

Just saying....
👍👍🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣
The Lord knows, I don't. Hence the Edit. Rick
I knew of his reputation , the avalanche with the winch mounted to plastic molding is a classic,

but Joken's post that points to the "meat" of it is a head shaker.

If everything said in there is true, I'd feel compelled to protect unsuspecting members of the forum from that nonsense as well.
These tales should be required reading for new members. The ass shot bear.....
I never saw this chain of posts back when it occurred. Read enough to get the gist of it.
Is this scoundrel in prison now?
Lol, just thought of this thread a couple of days ago. Epic!
Anyone got the CliffsNotes version?
Originally Posted by STRSWilson
Anyone got the CliffsNotes version?

Nope... It is a 76 page mandatory read...
Originally Posted by STRSWilson
Anyone got the CliffsNotes version?

Yes, Safari man was running a con trying to get folks to feel sorry for him and give him money.

He may have eve set up a go fund me were you could donate but that may have been a different tale of woe con he tried to run here.

You should read through it its funny as hell.
Cliff notes version.

Run of the mill con artist who took a schit load of Rubes for a ride on here...
Why would any normal person use their father's death (I suppose he really did die) for attention and personal gain? Oh, never mind, this is the internet.

I'm going outside to shoot something...
Originally Posted by STRSWilson
Why would any normal person use their father's death (I suppose he really did die) for attention and personal gain? Oh, never mind, this is the internet.

I'm going outside to shoot something...

As I recall, someone discovered his father didn't really die.
Around the time this thread was going down, a good friend had made detective at the local sheriffs dept. and was telling me that he has seen a lot of people in such disbelief that someone died that they think it had to be murder. Kinda strange but not all that uncommon.

I’d bet most have a pretty healthy victim complex.
Originally Posted by STRSWilson
Why would any normal person use their father's death (I suppose he really did die) for attention and personal gain? Oh, never mind, this is the internet.

I'm going outside to shoot something...

"Normal person" is key... Safariman is FAR from normal...

As to why he would use his father's death for attention and personal gain -- Safariman (Mark Claiborne) has no conscience.
Originally Posted by STRSWilson
Anyone got the CliffsNotes version?

My take… I met Mark a couple times and did a few deals with him…I also met his father a couple times… Mark never cheated nor misrepresented himself to me and seemed to be a decent stand up guy. His father was a really good guy who took in people who were trying to turn their lives around… IIRC, he was into the church programs in a big way…”I think” he even had a couple people he was helping, living with him when this incident happened and Marks first thoughts when hearing about it was that one of the guys he was helping had attacked the old guy and it’s understandable because Mark was living in Washington (I think) and his dad owned a nice house on a fairly big piece of property in Loomis Ca. that is fairly rural for the area.
I have no idea of whether or not he guilty of what some people here accuse him of… some people here seem to make a game with denigrating other people that they have never met or interacted with other than here on the “fire”…
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by STRSWilson
Anyone got the CliffsNotes version?

My take… I met Mark a couple times and did a few deals with him…I also met his father a couple times… Mark never cheated nor misrepresented himself to me and seemed to be a decent stand up guy. His father was a really good guy who took in people who were trying to turn their lives around… IIRC, he was into the church programs in a big way…”I think” he even had a couple people he was helping, living with him when this incident happened and Marks first thoughts when hearing about it was that one of the guys he was helping had attacked the old guy and it’s understandable because Mark was living in Washington (I think) and his dad owned a nice house on a fairly big piece of property in Loomis Ca. that is fairly rural for the area.
I have no idea of whether or not he guilty of what some people here accuse him of… some people here seem to make a game with denigrating other people that they have never met or interacted with other than here on the “fire”…


mark's specialty was scamming elderly people with insurance scams . Mark used his fake christian faith to scam gullible naive people. he's a sociopath

mark's in walla walla

google it
Pears sent. No really, I sent some pears.
Sorry about your father.

No good deed goes unpunished. mad
Originally Posted by ribka
Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Originally Posted by STRSWilson
Anyone got the CliffsNotes version?

My take… I met Mark a couple times and did a few deals with him…I also met his father a couple times… Mark never cheated nor misrepresented himself to me and seemed to be a decent stand up guy. His father was a really good guy who took in people who were trying to turn their lives around… IIRC, he was into the church programs in a big way…”I think” he even had a couple people he was helping, living with him when this incident happened and Marks first thoughts when hearing about it was that one of the guys he was helping had attacked the old guy and it’s understandable because Mark was living in Washington (I think) and his dad owned a nice house on a fairly big piece of property in Loomis Ca. that is fairly rural for the area.
I have no idea of whether or not he guilty of what some people here accuse him of… some people here seem to make a game with denigrating other people that they have never met or interacted with other than here on the “fire”…


mark's specialty was scamming elderly people with insurance scams . Mark used his fake christian faith to scam gullible naive people. he's a sociopath

mark's in walla walla

google it



This ^^^^. The guy was a genuine piece of crap period!!!
Big ol jet air liner…don’t carry me too far away…
Cause it's here that i've got to stay...
Originally Posted by renegade50
Cliff notes version.

Run of the mill con artist who took a schit load of Rubes for a ride on here...

You serious?

Un-fugging-real

I think Deflave called it page two. Lol.

Then I fast forwarded to last page.

Un-fugging-real.
I dont know what's worse, the sociopath making up such an intricate lie or the pages of people still saying "sOrRy fOr yOuR lOsS" with 80 pages of evidence that the thing is a lie lol.
I'm not going to go back and look, but didn't it turn out his father wasn't dead?

Or maybe that was someone else...

Kent
Was a peeping Dillon for several years before joking here.

SM played the Good Believer role to the hilt.


But it quickly became questionable.
Sick, selling guns for mone...just bought something expensiv......Need to
still my...I'm broke...Bought a Harley, modified it for drag rac...I'm broke in
terrible shape gotta sell.....

Wasn't hard to smell that Capibarra.

Then it started to get real and all the believers came to his defense,
WTH? They couldn't see the neon billboard flashing in front of their
nose?

As a Christian, the judgemental attitude of many turn me off.
How they look at a guy who has a chew, drinks a beer, swears.

Then, the self righteous idiots will line up to be screwed over by
some slick talking dude who says the right stuff. But two seconds
thought and I recognize the distinct smell of rat!
Originally Posted by krp
I'm not going to go back and look, but didn't it turn out his father wasn't dead?

Or maybe that was someone else...

Kent

His father did die from injuries that day but as I recall it was determined that his death was not the result of a violent attack by anyone but a fall which caused bleeding and since he was alone and on prescribed blood thinner meds led to him quickly bleeding out.



BYRON CLAIBORNE OBITUARY ---


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Byron Claiborne

10/20/1936 - 12/18/2015

On December 18, 2015 we lost a longtime and beloved resident of Auburn from an unfortunate head injury. Byron Claiborne (By), was born on October 20, 1936 in Los Angeles to Burneth and Zilpha Claiborne. He traveled around the country in a family quartet, served his community on the Roseville City Council, and managed his own insurance business. He is survived by his children, Mark B. Claiborne, Deborah Barksdale, Amber Engle and Byron Claiborne II, as well as his five brothers and one sister.
Published by Auburn Journal on Mar. 10, 2016.


...And then there's this:

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...im-yesterday-as-he-passed-a#Post10792149


Quote
Originally Posted by FOsteology
No, I believe it is indeed his father, as what Steelhead referenced was back in 2002, and the Claiborne in question was 65/67 at that time... meaning that individual would be pushing 80 now. Clearly not the brother, but father.

http://www.justice.gov/crt/housing-and-civil-enforcement-cases-documents-480


http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Byron-Claiborne/500855970


Byron Claiborne subjected women living at two eight-unit apartment buildings in Oak Park to "severe, pervasive, and unwelcome sexual harassment," according to the suit filed two years ago by the U.S. Justice Department.

Claiborne, 67, "treated male tenants far differently than female tenants," Hirst added.
...
Under the terms of a consent order filed Monday, Claiborne agreed to pay compensatory damages of $92,500 to 12 former female tenants and a $7,500 civil penalty to the federal government.

He further agreed to release all liens for back rent obtained against the women after they moved out, and to implement an anti-harassment policy and complaint procedure for rental property he owns, including units in Sacramento and Auburn. The written policy and procedure will be supplied to all tenants.
Neither Claiborne nor his attorney returned calls Monday.

A longtime Roseville insurance agent whose office is now in Citrus Heights, Claiborne was active in Democratic politics in the 1970s and 1980s. He served on the Roseville City Council and twice ran unsuccessfully for the state Assembly and later for a seat on the Placer County Board of Supervisors.
He served on the Placer County Human Relations Commission and Roseville's Affordable Housing Task Force.

During his first race for the Assembly in 1974, Claiborne told The Bee he had formerly managed the Claiborne Brothers, a gospel quartet that traveled and performed for 10 years in several countries.
He also said he had been a licensed evangelist, a minister with the Evangelical Methodist Church, and choir director for the Nazarene Church of Roseville and Community Covenant Church.
Dad's worm dirt. Marky Mark is an epic douchebag.
Hope he's gone for good. The end.
So, no pool pics of Asphalt Angel?
Still waiting for pool pics of Asphalt Angel.
Sorry to hear this brother. Bless you Sir.
Originally Posted by roverboy
Sorry to hear this brother. Bless you Sir.


Originally Posted by BeardedGunsmith
I dont know what's worse, the sociopath making up such an intricate lie or the pages of people still saying "sOrRy fOr yOuR lOsS" with 80 pages of evidence that the thing is a lie lol.
Originally Posted by roverboy
Sorry to hear this brother. Bless you Sir.

Do a little research on the OP, you may not wanna bless him so much or feel sorry for the piece of sheit.
I believe I did see Mark last fall hunting with Roundoak...
Originally Posted by shrapnel
I believe I did see Mark last fall hunting with Roundoak...

Had:
1 #600 azz shot bear
1 260 B&C Whitetail

I presume
Like a bad penny this shows up again.

I guess it provides reading entertainment for those that weren't as fortunate as some of us to have direct experience with sm.
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by shrapnel
I believe I did see Mark last fall hunting with Roundoak...

Had:
1 #600 azz shot bear
1 260 B&C Whitetail

I presume
LOL
Originally Posted by kolofardos
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by shrapnel
I believe I did see Mark last fall hunting with Roundoak...

Had:
1 #600 azz shot bear
1 260 B&C Whitetail

I presume
LOL

No yellow Uberlaunche ??
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by shrapnel
I believe I did see Mark last fall hunting with Roundoak...

Had:
1 #600 azz shot bear
1 260 B&C Whitetail

I presume

Fred Bear tips his hat from that great hunting ground in the sky

"sOrRy fOr yOuR lOsS"


laugh
Originally Posted by roverboy
Sorry to hear this brother. Bless you Sir.


What would possess you to dig up an old thread like this? What is the fascination?

If everything was equal and this OP was a straight shooter, wishing condolences years after the event can cause the victims stress as they have tried to move on.
Gotta love the “new” members that only been a couple years yet seemingly know a shît ton of the back story, antagonists, protags, deep and superficial details.
lol
Originally Posted by AB2506
Originally Posted by roverboy
Sorry to hear this brother. Bless you Sir.


What would possess you to dig up an old thread like this? What is the fascination?

If everything was equal and this OP was a straight shooter, wishing condolences years after the event can cause the victims stress as they have tried to move on.
He didn't dig it up. Look at the timestamp of the post before his.

He just started reading at the beginning and didn't check how old it was.
Originally Posted by Tarkio
Like a bad penny this shows up again.

I guess it provides reading entertainment for those that weren't as fortunate as some of us to have direct experience with sm.
^^^^
I wonder if he's still the tallest member of his quartet. His tall mud shark daughter had plans to birth a basketball team. By now there may be a new tall dark member. If one could sing as well as play round ball.
Pears sent.
Originally Posted by FlaRick
Man, this is beyond sick.

I never saw this thread until this morning, at first I felt bad, murder is never a good thing.

When I read FlaRick's post above, I laughed so hard my eyes watered up lol
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Isaiah 53:5 But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed.

Your father is now healed, both spiritually and bodily. Thanks to him, a few others are, too. He willingly did more that you can ask of any man.


Well said
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