What about slob fishermen that actually use a boat to go fishing from instead of being a sporting he-man and swimming up the river to where the fishing spot is. Some of them actually stoop so low as to use a rod and reel instead of a handline... give the poor fish a chance folks. Catching fish while swim-trolling with a handline now that's for a real sportsman.
If you don't kick the fish up out of the water and cast your handline at a flying fish, you are a slob.
Don't use hooks either, hooks are for slobs. Lasso the fish, but they have to be flying. Then let your dog chew the chit out of the fish and bring it to you. But it can't be a domestic dog. Be a man, catch a wolf and tame it, train it.
Slobs.
I had an uncle tell me one time, that a REAL sportsman carried only fish sized corks in his tackle box, so when a fish jumped out of the water, you had to quickly plug the hole so he couldn't get back in the lake, then get out of the boat and chase the fish around on the surface until you could get him by hand. Anyone that couldn't walk on water was a slob.
"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23)
