not my ex but a buddy had a psycho wife and she would smack him every now and again. broke his glasses one time. they had a big argument one morning as he was heading out to work and he shoved her to get her out of the way. on his way out of the apartment complex he looked in his rearview and saw his stuff being fired out the window. he gets to work and he starts telling me the story and how they were done and his phone rings and its the front desk and they want him out there. long story short, its the popo and they frisk and cuff him right there in the lobby in front of his coworkers. now its funny, then, not so much.
