Luckily, the crazy ones in my life dropped by the wayside before I said "I do." Had a couple of em. Both started out pretty normal, and became totally bat schidt crazy. The first one decided she was going Vegan and told me I had to quit hunting and fishing. She was out of my life the same day. Turned out she was so distraught that she went out and killed her dog, and got in a big fight with the cops. That bitch was talented-I'll give her that. She could suck a beach ball through a garden hose.
The other one just gradually got crazy. I never really did figure out what her major malfunction was. She finally gave me the old "we should just be friends" crap. She was gone and out of my life in a week. There's too many women around to put up with any BS.
I've got a good wife and we've been happily married for a quarter century now.
