Originally Posted by hatari
Doc,

People are compelled to wonder WTF you did on your Wedding nights to conjure the beast within?


Only 3 people know, and I'm not talking...
grin

Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Merely putting the ring on her finger and saying "I Do." is all that's required to activate the craziness green light.

I know. smile



Correctamundo!

Number 2 started bad-mouthing my daughters the morning after the wedding at breakfast, and her sister jumped in on the bash-a-thon at lunch... The animosity she had toward my kids was insane. I tried to smooth it over, and #2 pretended to work with me, but her rage at my kids (and at me for wanting them to continue to be close) was insane.


"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars