We split. Had been apart a good 4 months or so. (divorced due to her cheating while I was in the Navy)
I was working as a service writer/2nd shift service manager for Peterbilt dealer.
She walked in, I looked up from the desk and said "If you're here, who's guarding hell?"
That's when it went from bad to worse. She went nuts bitching that I was seeing someone new and it wasn't right. We had only been divorced 4 months and this was wayyy too soon and I was wrong to be dating so soon.
Ignore the fact that she was already remarried and 7 months pregnant.
That's when I was sure she was certifiable.
Since then she and her husband and her dad have all threatened to kill me several times.
Been quiet the last 2/3 years tho.
Uhh, you're still a dead man.
Holy schit. Keep this stuff coming. Friggin hilarious. I thought mine was bad. I'll share when I can climb back in my chair.
