have no hair on my body, I've been drug through Hell..... my first marriage was an epic of horrors.... she was jealous of the TV set !! Dang. I'm a stubborn SOB, stayed 28 years, thought I could break her. It was a rough ride !! I kissed her goodbye one morning when she went to work, I meant goodbye. Haven't seen her since, and have kept at least 2 counties between us at all times. If I heard she moved into the next county, I'd have to buy me one of those guhllie suits.
Came home one time and told her I had found her a job, cause she had been bugging me about wanting out of the house. Told her they had an opening at Shipley Donuts. She said doing what? I told her "staring holes in the donuts !!" She lost the job, cause she was scorching the glaze.