What the GOP wants for pres, is a black male who's heterosexual, pro-gun but won't brag about that fact, diverse but will still scratch your eyes out, a great speaker, has smoked a little pot, and a good dresser. Oh, and the media will ok em.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
