What the GOP wants for pres, is a black male who's heterosexual, pro-gun but won't brag about that fact, diverse but will still scratch your eyes out, a great speaker, has smoked a little pot, and a good dresser. Oh, and the media will ok em.
Remember Alan Keyes? Black, heterosexual, conservative, Republican, former diplomat, pro-gun, etc.
He has run for the Republican nomination and not been a contender.
See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Keyes
