Originally Posted by Ken Howell
Originally Posted by djs
� I've got severe degenerative arthritis in both knees and I drink (too much) bourbon. My rheumatologist and internist keep telling me to have no more than 3 drinks a day; now I've got another medical opinion that says to switch to tequila and all will be better. Best advice I�ve had all day!

Mark Twain had a cold.

A friend advised a quart of whisky.

Another friend also advised a quart of whisky.

"That," Twain exclaimed gleefully, "makes half a gallon!"


Hey Ken. These are my kind of doctors! Got their address?