I don't know where in WV he is but to the closest major city, it's an 8hr drive. I'll pay him $100 just to show up.
EDIT: I looked up Jefferson County, it's 12hrs from his county seat to the hotel I'd put him in, in Savannah, TN.
Screw it, if he produces five half inch groups, not only will I pay him for them I'll buy him a non-resident hunting license and let him deer hunt a couple days. Free reign over 100acres of prime Tennessee rolling hills and mature hardwoods, surrounded by friendly neighbors and more of the same. I'll even let him sit in my favorite spot, ferry him back & forth and provide meals. Then he can not only claim to be one of the finest shooters extant but that he also killed deer somewhere other than WV. That's an all expenses paid week-long hunting/shooting extravaganza.....at a profit! As long as you don't invite the chemically-induced, comatose, shirtless midget pictured above.
