Jeffy:

You need to find a Roundrubbin (female version of a circle jerk) and get involved. You could probably finish first and third if you try real hard.

What a dufus!!

It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.

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