Smart: Having or showing a quick-witted intelligence.
Bright: (of a person, idea, or remark) intelligent and quick-witted.
You're neither.
I think you hate me because I'm beautiful.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744