There was a yoyo who broke and vandalized the Denver Art Museum. He was charged with "felony mischief"; that is the problem with felonies. I think it should have been vandalism. I am sure there is a felony jaywalking statute.
As for us having F16s, tanks, and such; ask the Soviets about Afganistan. An occupied state is nearly impossible to subdue short of killing everyone or deporting them all and replacing them with deportees from some other place.
