LOL!!!

I always enjoy these threads, now.

Id just find a nice piece of property, build a slab with cover at first to park an RV. Then over the years build it up.

Dont know why your asking here when you posted your Dads buddy seems to have it all worked out.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."