Popeye squirt gun. You know what to do, it loads from the rear. haha
LOL!!!!!
Leave the old dude alone man.
They already got enough issue,s having a woman pastor. Without adding popeye into the equation . Lol!!!! She should be carrying also. Since she has the most commanding veiw of the place.
Biggest thing I would worry about is a buncha people packing heat from here on out and not knowing if anyone is proficent and can hit schitt other than the other church attendee,s.
Idea.....
Church heat packers regularly scheduled practice sessions.......... And someone who has a concept/eye of security in a building. Takes all the "heat packers" and you all assign areas you always sit in and practice DRY FIRE in the church itself.