Farmer back the road got himself one from the Philippines. Brought the whole family over eventually. Funny as hell...one day he comes in the shop and tells us he almost gassed his inlaws. He had em livin in a chicken coup and heated it with a mobile home furnace. The exhaust vent was cracked and if it wasnt for the grandpa waking up with a headache they all woulda croaked. I asked if that was on purpose and he just smiled
Eventually his wife took the daughter to dance lessons the next county over. She started screwing the instructor and divorced him, takin almost all his Cat retirement. What did he do? Went and got an uglier Filipino
Union president visited a ton of countries trying to find a woman. Has a whole scrapbook full of women he banged. Ended up marrying a chinese woman he met on a dating site. Theyre actually doing really good.
Janitor in at work married a filipino. Bought a farm over there and has her family and half the town working for him. Hes planning on retiring at 55 and moving over there. He seems really happy.
Forklift operator got one from Russia. Ugly as sin but, happy as well.
All these men paid big bucks to find love. I dont get it, but if theyre happy thats all that matters.
