My wife's relatives get their PhDs at ivy league schools.
My relatives get their DWIs at the King County Jail.

I was constantly kicked out of school. Now I get banned from gun forums for overloading guns.

Our son is 34 and has been in trouble once, a time out in day care 30 years ago.
He takes after his mother's side of the family.

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps