No, I wasn't, but my favorite story from my school involves Chuck. On his way to school on a Friday, Chuck collected a raccoon that had mistimed the crossing of a road. This he inserted into the locker of his girlfriend. As events unfolded, Chuck was requested to visit the office, where he was informed that he was being given a three-day pass, beginning then. So informed, Chuck departed. The next step in this drama was the failure of his girlfriend to show up at school that day. We will now skip forward to Monday morning, at which time the raccoon was entering its fourth day in the girlfriend's locker.
