I got a detention for farting during a 7th grade science test. It was super quiet so how nobody heard it and reacted is beyond me. For some reason I had the bubble guts going and was really trying to hold it back. I was mortified and the look on my face probably got me busted. I should have asked to go to the restroom, it was right across the hall. I never told my parents about it though. I rarely came straight home from school so being an hour late was no big deal.
