Swats with a paddle in high school. The principal would tell me ahead of time so I would wear my PE cutoffs with cardboard in the pockets under my jeans. No problem.
Almost expulsion three times in college. They allowed me to get by with a lot more stuff in high school than in college. Then my Junior year I saved the life of the President of Radcliffe's son who was drunk and fell off a dorm roof. He actually fell but I caught him and pulled him back, he probably weighted about a buck ten. No problems after that and the school paid for my Senior year of college.
