Here's what I posted a few hours ago on another social media site. How did I do?
"Well, are you feeling a tingle of excitement over the impending presidential debacle? Irrespective of the political hate club to which you belong, I think we can all agree that we are about to witness a collective ineloquence the likes of which we have never suffered. In a rare show of self-respect, I am going to forgo the fiasco, opting instead for reruns of Keeping up With The Kardashians."
