Here in California on my one hour morning commute I hear ads on the radio for realtors specializing in helping us Californians escape to Free America; most notably Idaho and Montana.


Sorry fellas, but I am getting my two girls out of this moral cesspool as soon as the divorce is settled. My wife won't leave the family that treats her like garbage.

It looks like Utah for me and the girls. Decent people with great standards of behavior. I will do my best to fit in and not wreck anything.

Me solum relinquatis


Molon Labe