I ask a lot of life’s questions while mowing. Mainly, why I am here?
You too, huh? I've reviewed my entire life up to sixteen times each summer going around and around and around on my John Deere.
You two are doing it all wrong. Cold beer and a pair of workmates headphones streaming “Randy Rogers band” radio on Pandora.
If life isn’t fun anymore you’re either not working enough or not drinking enough. Life consistently tries to kick you in the balls. You have to kick life in the balls right back.
Like everything else, you get out of life exactly what you put into it.
