I ask a lot of life’s questions while mowing. Mainly, why I am here?
Probably because you let the grass get long and the wife told you to cut it before it gets all clumpy and whatnot....
Wrong
I mow every 4-5 days
You must have me mixed up with someone else.
Might be that other fella you slum around with that I'm thinking about...
I frankly enjoy cutting grass anymore. Winters over, weather is nice and i can sit and think for a bit while still feeling like I'm doing something.