Yup, sitting in the truck reading you stupid [bleep], gunna lose service soon, bye.
Must be in the wilderness.
Be sure to put that orange tape all over the trees on your way in.
No need, don’t even need to get out of the truck or off the wheeler, Just leave a trail of beer cans to find our way back.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
